"Good heavens, System, are you playing with me?"
Looking at the two options presented, Shi Chen's mouth twitched violently.
What kind of bizarre options were these? Refuse them and humiliate them severely?
What was this nonsense? Did it think this old ancestor hadn't read any novels about live-in sons-in-law?
This was the Primordial World, and this old ancestor didn't have protagonist's halo.
And then there was the second option, a photoshoot of Xihe before her birth? What the hell was that?
Goddamn, a photoshoot of Xihe before her birth!
Who knew what Xihe was like before she was born? A jade toad or a jade rabbit?
If you were rewarding me with a photoshoot of Xihe after she transformed, I might have chosen option two, but! This old ancestor didn't want to see a seductive toad!
That meant he could only choose one.
"I choose one."
[Ding, congratulations to the ox-horse host for successfully choosing. The reward, Method of Becoming a Saint, will now be issued.]
Holy crap! Good, good, good!
He thought the dog system would only give rewards after they went to deal with Luohu. It was giving rewards now, which was great, truly great.
Shi Chen quickly began to study the Method of Becoming a Saint in his mind, completely ignoring the three people outside the world.
"System! Get out here, you old ancestor!"
After reading the Method of Becoming a Saint, Shi Chen's eyelids twitched, and he gritted his teeth, saying fiercely.
[Ding! What can I do for you, ox-horse host?]
"What the hell is this Method of Becoming a Saint you gave me? Why is it Severing Three Corpses?"
Hearing the dinging notification, Shi Chen was extremely annoyed and cursed.
[Host, you ox-horse, can't you become a saint by Severing Three Corpses? This is the Method of Becoming a Saint that best fits the Heavenly Dao.]
"Damn it! This old ancestor wants to Prove Dao by Force, what is Severing Three Corpses?"
[Ox-horse host, tell the truth, are you doing this to Prove Dao by Force? Aren't you lusting after Nuwa, Houtu, Changxi, Xihe, Wangshu, Yuanfeng, Xuanming, Sanxiao... (a bunch of goddess names omitted)... Queen Mother of the West?]
Shi Chen: "..."
"Dog system, can you not say it out loud? It's embarrassing. And since you know, why did you still give me Severing Three Corpses?"
Shi Chen's old face blushed. Damn, he was careless, he didn't expect this system to know everything.
[Is there a problem with Severing Three Corpses?]
The system slowly typed out a question mark.
When it typed a question mark, it meant it thought you had a problem.
"Severing Three Corpses will erase emotions! What's the difference between using it and being a robot? Do you think this old ancestor hasn't read about the Primordial World?"
[Host, I have to say, you're just an ox-horse! This is the real Primordial World, not a novel. The Three Corpses are like the Three Poisons, don't you understand?]
The system's disdainful tone made Shi Chen's old face even redder.
This damn old ancestor didn't know this! Those damn novels almost ruined me!
[Does the ox-horse host have any more questions?]
"No, no more."
[Retire!]
"Yes."
"Fellow Daoists, may I ask why you seek this humble Daoist?"
At the purple-gold sandalwood table, the teapot automatically poured tea. Shi Chen asked knowingly.
"Fellow Daoist Shi Chen, you may not know, but that Luohu... (five thousand characters omitted here), therefore, we three are here to invite Fellow Daoist Shi Chen to join us in eradicating Luohu and restoring our bright Primordial World!"
Old Ancestor Qiankun slammed the table, saying righteously.
His demeanor almost made Shi Chen believe he was truly righteous.
"So that's how it is! Then, Fellow Daoists, you've come to the right person! To restore our bright Primordial World, this old ancestor is duty-bound!"
Shi Chen, appearing to be moved, slammed the table and stood up.
His posture was such that he couldn't wait to confront Luohu and kill him online eight hundred times.
"Good! Fellow Daoist Shi Chen truly has the great righteousness of the Primordial World in his heart. Since that's the case, Time waits for no one. We shall depart for the West immediately to kill Luohu and restore our bright Primordial World!"
Great Immortal Yang Mei also slammed the table. Good! Excellent! We need this kind of fool!
In the West, Great Immortal Yang Mei, Old Ancestor Qiankun, Old Ancestor Shi Chen, and Old Ancestor Yin Yang finally arrived after a long journey.
The West's Spiritual Qi is abundant; this must be a blessed land.
What's more, what's even more surprising is that there are very few cultivators in the West. Compared to the dense population of cultivators in the East, almost everyone in the West can have a large area of Spiritual Veins.
"Such rich Spiritual Qi, this truly is the land of ultimate bliss in the West."
Looking at the blessed land brimming with Spiritual Qi before him, Great Immortal Yang Mei couldn't help but exclaim.
In the novels, the West was a barren land.
The reason it was barren was that Luohu had detonated the entire Spiritual Vein and earth vein of the West.
But the West now is the true land of ultimate bliss.
"This place is really nice."
Shi Chen smacked his lips. Why was such a treasure trove occupied by Luohu? Wasn't he, Old Ancestor Shi Chen, stronger than Luohu?
He was very fond of this earth vein in the West and planned to make good use of it.
"The more beautiful this place is, the more regrettable it will be when it's destroyed,"
Great Immortal Yang Mei sighed and then said:
"Fellow Daoists, let's first find Luohu's whereabouts."
"Fellow Daoist speaks the truth!"
Old Ancestor Qiankun agreed.
Now was not the time for jokes; dealing with Luohu was the top priority.
In Mount Sumeru, Luohu was refining the Four Swords of Zhu Xian. He suddenly sensed four auras approaching and couldn't help but frown.
"Four Fellow Daoists are guests from afar. Luohu has failed to welcome you properly."
He temporarily set aside the Four Swords of Zhu Xian in his hands and flashed before the four.
"May I ask what business brings the four Fellow Daoists to seek Luohu?"
Luohu clasped his fists.
Even though he was facing four people of the same level, Luohu's expression was arrogant, showing no trace of nervousness.
Not for any other reason than the absence of Hongjun.
In Luohu's eyes, only Hongjun could be called an opponent; the others were merely a rabble.
"Demon Ancestor Luohu! The four of us seek you today to demand an explanation for the Primordial World's Living Beings!"
Yang Mei's expression was filled with righteousness as he spoke.
"Hahahaha... Fellow Daoist Yang Mei, your words sound like a joke."
Luohu laughed heartily:
"When have I, Luohu, ever wronged the living beings? Or, when has Luohu ever needed to explain himself to all living beings?"
"Luohu!"
Old Ancestor Shi Chen roared. It was his time to show off, and he continued:
"As a reincarnation of a Chaos Demon God, you must be a bold and decisive hero. I ask you, are you planning to absorb the essence blood and Sha Qi from the War of the Three Tribes using the West's Spiritual Veins to achieve sainthood in one go, and turn the Primordial Continent into a boundless hell?"
"!!!!!"
Luohu's expression changed drastically upon hearing this, and a murderous glint flashed in his eyes:
"Fellow Daoist Shi Chen, where did these words come from? Did Hongjun tell you?"
"Never mind where they came from, just answer yes or no?"
Old Ancestor Shi Chen said angrily.
Why did Hongjun get to have all the glory? Was this the treatment of a protagonist of a great tribulation?
"Yes... what will you do then?"
Luohu was Luohu after all. With his scheme exposed, he naturally wouldn't deny it; this was the demeanor of the Demon Ancestor.
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