Why Is My Honghuang So Ridiculous?
Chapter 3

I! Pangu! Will Never Open the Heavens!

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"Great Dao above, Pangu swears he will not open the heavens. What is to be done?"

At this moment, a will suddenly echoed in Hongjun's mind.

This will was the Chaos Heavenly Dao, born during the countless years Hongjun had skipped!

Hongjun also reacted at this time.

He was the Great Dao of the world, and he would likely receive much trouble in the future!

Today, one would swear by the Great Dao, and tomorrow another would come.

He would hear the will of all these people.

As the Great Dao itself, he naturally received the prayers and inquiries of all living beings.

The birth of the Chaos Heavenly Dao was something Hongjun hadn't anticipated.

Because he was still a "newbie," according to the Honghuang genre novels, there should only be the Great Dao in the chaos. Thus, he subconsciously overlooked the question of whether the Heavenly Dao would be born in the chaos.

At this moment, the Chaos Heavenly Dao was also helpless in the face of Pangu's refusal to open the heavens.

It was just a small Heavenly Dao. Because Hongjun was too "fond" of the character Pangu, he had left a tiny bit of the Great Dao's original power within his body. Therefore, this Chaos Heavenly Dao was no match for Pangu at all.

Helplessly, it could only seek help from the Great Dao.

"Hmm~"

Hongjun pondered for a moment, frowning in thought.

If Pangu didn't open the heavens, how would the subsequent plot progress? Without Pangu opening the heavens, the rest of the story would be gone.

Did he, the Great Dao, really have to force Pangu to open the heavens?

That was highly unlikely.

Although the Great Dao was supreme in the world, it had one restriction!

That was, all beings are equal!

Even if the other party was a transmigrator, once they entered this world, they were part of this world.

This was already within the scope of all beings.

Therefore, Hongjun decided to first see what this transmigrator intended.

Ye Qing, a transmigrator.

Unlike other transmigrators who fought monsters and leveled up, he was born as Pangu.

The difference between them was their origin; he was someone who stood at the mountaintop from birth! This world was created to welcome his arrival...

Returning to the main topic.

He was born as Pangu, who had been gestating in the chaotic void for hundreds of millions of years.

He was at his peak from birth.

At first, he didn't realize he had transmigrated and thought he had died.

The moment Pangu was born, he transmigrated into Pangu's body.

(The original Pangu hatched, and he transmigrated in)

Then, after being dazed for tens of millions of years, he finally woke up.

By the time he woke up, he had already become the dominant consciousness in Pangu's body.

After fully awakening, looking at the Chaos Green Lotus beneath his feet and the Sky-Opening Axe and Jade Disk of Creation beside him, he suddenly realized he was Pangu!

Thus, he stood on the Chaos Green Lotus and fell into deep thought.

As a seasoned enthusiast of Honghuang genre novels in his previous life, Ye Qing believed he understood the primordial chaos better than anyone.

"This is bullshit! I actually became Pangu, damn it! God, are you trying to mess with me like this?"

After thinking for an unknown number of years, he was on the verge of tears.

Although he deeply admired Pangu's bravery in Proving Dao by Force, facing the siege of the Three Thousand Demon Gods without fear, however!

He didn't want to die!

Pangu, as the Son of Destiny in the chaotic primordial world, possessed immense cultivation and combat power, along with three accompanying chaotic supreme treasures. Yet, he met a tragic end, his body and Dao extinguished.

After his death, his body was dismembered. Even more frustrating was that the beings born from his body started an internal conflict.

If he had to pick the most regrettable figure in Honghuang genre novels, it would be Pangu! (Who else could it be if he transmigrated into Taiyi...)

He deeply understood Pangu's tragic fate.

Not to mention anything else, even the Ancestral Witch Houtu, who originally had no Primordial Spirit, gained one after her body transformed into the cycle of reincarnation, allowing her to survive in the Underworld as Empress Pingxin.

The reason given was that her merit was sufficient?

And Pangu, who created the entire primordial world, not only failed to survive in the world he created, but even the traces of him left in the primordial world were gradually erased by the Heavenly Dao.

The Primordial Spirit Three Pure Ones became Heavenly Dao Sages, which in plain terms meant they were lapdogs of the Heavenly Dao.

Of the Twelve Ancestral Witches, aside from Houtu whose Ancestral Witch bloodline had vanished, all others were either dead, wounded, or suppressed.

Old Ancestor Minghe of the Sea of Blood had no opportunity to achieve Dao.

The beings on the Sun and Moon Stars also perished in the Witch-Demon War.

Even Buzhou Mountain was split in two by its own bloodline.

Everything related to Pangu was being annihilated bit by bit.

What a just and impartial Great Dao?

Ye Qing scoffed disdainfully.

The Great Dao was the most unjust!

However, since there was no way to change the fact that he had transmigrated into Pangu, he could only accept this new identity.

But even if he accepted it, it didn't mean he was willing to tread the same path as Pangu, who died opening the heavens and earth.

Opening the heavens? It wasn't impossible.

But to exchange my life for the Primordial World? Impossible! Absolutely impossible!

Great Dao, you must be dreaming!

After I die, I won't be able to enjoy all the wonders of the Primordial World.

That's why he shouted in the chaos: "I, Pangu! Will absolutely not open the heavens!"

But he knew that regardless of whether he wanted to or not, the Primordial World had to be opened.

If he completely "tore off the mask," the Great Dao would probably directly strike and obliterate him, right?

In his impression and various discussions about the Primordial World, the Great Dao was not a good thing.

Didn't the original Pangu in the Primordial World refuse to open the heavens?

He didn't believe that the mighty Pangu, a half-step Great Dao expert, wouldn't understand the Great Dao's scheme!

According to his thoughts.

The original Pangu chose a path of resisting the Great Dao.

He would open the heavens and earth by confronting the Great Dao, using force to prove Dao.

Otherwise, why would someone as powerful as Pangu have to swing the Sky-Opening Axe seventy-seven forty-nine times?

He must have wanted to use this to prove Dao!

If successful, not only would the heavens and earth be opened, but he would also immediately become a Great Dao Sage.

If he failed, he would perish and his Dao would vanish.

And those three thousand Chaos Demon Gods were definitely controlled by the Great Dao!

They were controlling the three thousand Chaos Demon Gods to prevent Pangu from achieving Dao!

Things like directly achieving the Great Dao after killing Pangu, or that after Pangu opened the Primordial World, there would be no place for the three thousand Chaos Demon Gods in the chaos.

These were just tricks to fool the natives!

(All of the above are Ye Qing's thoughts.)

"It seems I need to make long-term plans for my future arrangements. Fortunately, there are still ten thousand years before the heavens are opened, so I have ten thousand years to prepare!"

Ye Qing frowned as he pondered.

He had now completely immersed himself in the role.

He already believed he was Pangu.

The heavens still had to be opened; if he didn't open them, the Great Dao would definitely kill him.

He didn't have the means to overpower the Great Dao.

He just didn't know if there was a better way.

At this moment, Pangu felt a sense of relief. Fortunately, he had transmigrated with his memories and not through some so-called reincarnation.

Otherwise, he would have continued on the original trajectory, and the final outcome would be...

Hongjun: "..."

After reading Pangu's thoughts, Hongjun felt a sense of helplessness.

Was the Great Dao really that unbearable?

Why didn't he have this kind of imagination during his twenty-something years on Blue Star? Otherwise, writing just a couple of novels would have surpassed "Sugar Adds Three Spoons."

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