Why Is My Honghuang So Ridiculous?
Chapter 7

World Creation

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It wasn't difficult for him to open the heavens with his current strength, and he also wanted to do so.

After all, he was just a young man in his previous life, dying in his early twenties. This Chaos was just nothingness, how boring it was.

Having long lost his patience, he couldn't wait to come out and open the heavens after his new body took shape.

As long as the heavens were opened and he entered the Primordial World, wouldn't it be a case of "the sky is high and the birds can fly, the sea is wide and the fish can leap"?

The magnificent Primordial World! Goddesses like Nuwa, Houtu, Xihe, and Yuanfeng!

I! Pangu! Am here!

Thinking of the anxious aura of the Great Dao just now, Pangu secretly found it amusing. He had disappeared for so long relying on the Chaos Bead, driving the Great Dao crazy!

When I get to the Primordial World and develop, I'll split you with an axe!

Pangu was quite confident about his future development.

After all, he had read so many novels, and there wasn't a single transmigration protagonist who wasn't full of opportunities and breakthroughs as easy as drinking water.

Once in the Primordial World, he would definitely kick the Three Pure Ones, punch the Eastern Emperor, embrace Nuwa with his left arm, and hold Xihe with his right!

Before even opening the heavens, Pangu had already started fantasizing about his wonderful future life.

He shook his head and dismissed these thoughts from his mind. The urgent matter now was to open the heavens!

He sneered, stepped on the Chaos Green Lotus, with the Jade Disk of Creation above his head, releasing hundreds of millions of Auras of Strength, holding the Sky-Opening Axe, and roaring to the sky:

"I am Pangu! Today, I wish to split the Chaos with my strength to open heaven and earth! To prove the Great Dao!"

As Pangu wished to prove the Great Dao, the three thousand Chaos Demon Gods all sensed it, after all, he had shouted it out.

Looking around, in the endless Chaos, a giant was holding a giant axe and hacking at the Chaos repeatedly.

BOOM! BOOM!

Loud noises echoed through the Chaos, as if it were the lament of the Chaos.

The entire Chaos was trembling.

This was a scene comparable to the end of the world.

Seas of fire surged, torrents of water raged, and star-like stones the size of worlds rained down.

This was the re-forging of Earth, Fire, Water, and Wind!

In the blink of an eye, cracks appeared one after another in the Chaos.

However, they healed again in an instant, Chaos reassembled piece by piece, galaxies were incinerated, and the void collapsed...

"This isn't right, why does this look a bit like re-forging the Chaos?"

Pangu scratched his head. This scene didn't look right at all.

Hongjun slapped his forehead. As expected, this guy was an idiot!

You're using laws to open the heavens, which is correct, but why are you chopping along the same direction?

If you chop along the same direction, aren't you attacking the Chaos?

Although the Chaos has no direction.

There are still basic principles.

For example, the ground is under your feet, and the sky is above your head. Didn't the elementary school Chinese text say that Pangu chopped horizontally?

"Heavenly Dao, send him a telepathic message and tell him how to open the heavens."

Hongjun finally instructed helplessly.

"Yes, Great Dao."

"Chop horizontally?"

The message from the Heavenly Dao echoed in Pangu's mind.

But he felt no embarrassment at all. As long as he wasn't embarrassed, others would be.

"Hmph! How could I not know? I was just testing the feel of the axe."

Pangu muttered, while his hands didn't stop moving.

BOOM!

With a loud noise, the Chaos trembled again.

With one swing of the axe, the Chaos separated into clear and turbid qi, with the clear qi rising and the turbid qi sinking.

However, in the next second, it closed again immediately.

"Open for me!"

Pangu roared, veins bulging on his arms. The giant axe in his hand swung repeatedly, each swing capable of creating a large crack in the void and making the Chaos tremble.

But, although the power was sufficient, it quickly closed up. If this continued, the heavens wouldn't be opened, and he would easily be exhausted and die.

"This won't do if it continues like this!"

Pangu's brow furrowed. If things continued like this, wouldn't all his efforts be in vain?

Pangu's body grew even larger, and the giant axe in his hand also expanded. With one axe strike after another, he continued to cleave at the fissure that was about to heal.

Eighty! Eighty! Eighty!

He swung the axe a total of one hundred and ninety-nine times. The fissure before him became enormous, and the clear separation between the turbid and the pure was now clearly visible.

"Open for me!"

With the final axe strike, Pangu used all his strength.

One hundred and ninety-nine! Nine is the extreme.

Multiplying nine by nine yields the extreme of Spiritual Power!

With this axe strike, a vast amount of Earth, Fire, Water, and Wind began to appear within the Chaos, and the chaotic space churned and roiled.

This was the image of heaven and earth about to be formed!

"Great Dao above, Pangu is about to succeed in establishing the Dao. I request guidance from the Great Dao."

At this moment, the Chaos Heavenly Dao grew anxious. If Pangu succeeded in opening the heavens, it would cease to exist!

Even if it narrowly escaped this calamity, death was only a matter of time. Pangu would eventually destroy it.

It wanted to survive, so all its hopes were placed on the Great Dao.

Hongjun: "..."

"Don't worry, he will not achieve the Great Dao."

Hongjun merely shook his head and chuckled lightly.

He was very confident that Pangu could not achieve the Great Dao. It was impossible, absolutely impossible!

Why?

It was because those who could achieve the Great Dao were, in essence, the Great Dao itself.

Hongjun was born as the Great Dao, so no matter what he did, he would always be the Great Dao.

Was it possible for Pangu to achieve the Great Dao here?

Yes, if one insisted on speaking of the past, it would be a pseudo-Great Dao.

Not the true Great Dao.

There was only Hongjun, the sole true Great Dao.

To the Great Dao, all beings were equal. Pangu opening the heavens was not something it should obstruct; it could only let things develop.

Furthermore, it would not bring him any harm.

"Opportunities and calamities coexist. The three thousand Chaos Demon Gods were born in response to this era, and also in response to this calamity," Hongjun replied to the Heavenly Dao.

"Yes, I understand!"

The Chaos Heavenly Dao responded. In the next moment, all the Chaos Demon Gods understood.

After Pangu opened the heavens, a new Heavenly Dao would be born. They, the Chaos Demon Gods, would only be able to eke out an existence, or perhaps even...

All the Chaos Demon Gods understood at this moment.

Allowing Pangu to open the heavens was equivalent to suicide!

Therefore...

Moreover, they could seize the Merit from Pangu's opening of the heavens!

They didn't know what Merit was, but that didn't stop them from wanting to seize it.

Just hearing these two words made all the Chaos Demon Gods have a single thought.

Seize it! This thing is incredibly useful! It can help us break through our current limitations!

"Damn it! The Great Dao is truly despicable and shameless!"

Pangu, who also received the message, his expression changed, and he cursed inwardly.

In this instant, all living beings in the Chaos received the message.

After Pangu opened the heavens, they would have no place to stand.

Furthermore, even if he succeeded, they could plunder his Merit.

And among those who received the message was the body of his Star Dou Tree!

Yes, that body residing within the Chaos Bead.

He didn't know how the Great Dao discovered it, but it didn't stop Pangu from calling the Great Dao shameless.

Upon learning this news, the three thousand Chaos Demon Gods went mad.

The three thousand Demon Gods surged forward, all rushing towards the place where Pangu was opening the heavens, eager to clash with Pangu.

Pangu felt that the Great Dao must have become restless upon seeing his imminent success in opening the heavens!

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