Otto Wants to Revive Kallen, and Kallen Wants to Revive Yae Sakura? Hilarious! / MD Aqua and MD Haruhi Suzumiya!

Ruan Mei's parents have passed away, and making delicious food and snacks is one of Ruan Mei greatest interests.

Needless to say, as Intelligent Machines, Screwllum Screwllum very curious about what his mother's cooking tastes like.

The Anti-Organic Equation created by Emperor Rupert?

Stephen, another Genius Society member, remained silent as always.

[Dad]: Everyone can pass it around and use it, but please, please, please, please do not waste food! Absolutely not!

[Great Herta]: Okay, don't repeat it again. We're not children.

[Ruan Mei]: Understood. As a token of my gratitude for borrowing this Miraculous Item, would you like to try some pastries? They're freshly made.

[Dad]: Really? That's great. By the way, Ruan Mei, could you put some poison in the pastries?

[Ruan Mei]:???

[Dad]: Don't misunderstand, I just wanted to increase my poison resistance, and I don't have to worry about poison affecting the taste. Because everything tastes delicious to me.

[Ruan Mei]: If that's what you're asking for, fine. Perhaps I can introduce you to another Genius Society member Yu Qintu.

Yu Qintu, member of the Genius Society #55. He was an expert on alcohol and opera, leaving behind many cocktail recipes, including several poisoned ones. He had a very close relationship with Ruan Mei.

[Screwllum]: Strictly following the instruction manual when using Miraculous Item is a fine virtue that laboratory personnel should possess.

Seeing the three geniuses' confident assurances, Chen Li breathed a sigh of relief.

20 minutes later...

Chen Li looked up at the Orphan Killer entry above his head, which had reached 53/100, and nodded in satisfaction.

As expected, Chen Li knew that these three geniuses would never follow the instructions for Artifact Wielder.

Strictly following the instructions for use is a commendable virtue that laboratory personnel should possess.

But a thirst for knowledge about everything is an inherent flaw in geniuses.

Crystal +10

Very well, now please mute the world and listen to the sound of a genius crying...

Chapter 122 Otto wants to Resurrection Card and Kallen wants to revive Yae Sakura? (Laughs!)

Making orphans break down due to attacks related to their mothers will not increase Crystal, but geniuses are geniuses precisely because they often do not act rationally due to certain experiences.

For example... attempting to touch the greatest taboo—resurrection.

The reason Chen Li is able to obtain the Miracle Crystal is that geniuses, if they were to touch this field, would have such a profound impact on the world.

Chen Li didn't know who had broken down after being punished by their mother and had such a rebellious idea, nor did he know if they could really reach the other side called "resurrection," but Chen Li could offer a little help.

Although Chen Li felt that using his Mom's Tablecloth to trigger the Orphan Killer effect, breaking the defenses of people who had lost their parents, and then taking the opportunity to promote his resurrection Miraculous Item was a little bit despicable... it was really suitable.

Oh well, so be it if I lack morality.

It's not like Chen Li kidnapped their mother.

So...

Dear family and friends! Are you still grieving the passing of your parents? Are you still pained by the sudden departure of your loved ones? Your chance has arrived! Your chance has arrived! The revival competition officially begins today! Click the link below to watch an ad and obtain Resurrection Card fragments. Combine complete Resurrection Card fragments to designate someone else to start the Revival Match!

Let us say it again: Our slogan is: The Resurrection Stage – If you want to live, come join us!

[Limited-time clearance sale on Resurrection Card. For less than 998, or even less than 98, simply watch a 30-second ad to get Resurrection Card fragments.]

[Resurrection Card – an essential item for home, travel, and adventure. Get one for yourself and your family. You won't regret it if you don't prepare one.]

[PS: Ad Slot Rental]

That's right, the true nature of the [Revival Match] Miraculous Item is a link, a link written in Source Text, making its purpose immediately clear to anyone who sees it.

As the organizer, Chen Li can also watch the Revival Match through this link, and even broadcast it.

However, perhaps because there are relatively few Crystal needed to craft this One-star Artifact, Chen Li does not have the authority to manipulate the game and cannot choose an easier opponent for his favorite player.

Chen Li glanced at it casually and found that the description of this Miraculous Item was not an exaggeration. Chen Li did indeed see the phantom of the endless world in the audience seats of this Miraculous Item.

There are too many, far too many.

For example, there's a tall Black man holding a basketball with a hearty smile, a white man with a wildly imaginative mind, a short, cunning-looking alien with a tail and two horns, a silver-haired youth with his eyes covered and constantly clutching his waist, and even one dragging a fiery red greatsword...

"Huh? Holy crap, isn't that Himeko? Isn't she still alive?" Chen Li was stunned when he saw one of the contestants in the audience.

Chen Li thought that Himeko in the Honkai Impact 3rd world should still be alive.

So, characters who are going to die in the future will also be added to the gacha pool?

Thinking about it carefully, What If Chen Li hadn't intervened, Himeko might have said goodbye with a smile at any time. So, she could be considered dead.

I wonder if Himeko will leave the audience seats after Chen Li intervenes?

In general, whether you can win the Revival Match depends entirely on luck.

With so many strange and wonderful creatures, even Immortal Aeon might not be able to guarantee a victory.

[Imperial Jade Pillar of Shame Master]: How despicable, Miraculous Forger! You actually created such a Miraculous Item without a word. And after crafting a tablecloth that would make your mother punish you.

[The Princess Who Ran Away in the Bamboo Forest of the Lost]: I'm not interested in resurrecting my mother, I just want to know how to kill her.

[The eternally 17-year-old beauty]: Mother and daughter are so loving and filial, my family.

[[Green Twisty Snake]]: Can you guarantee the authenticity of this Miraculous Item?

[Dad]: Guaranteed authentic, absolutely authentic! However, please be careful when watching the ads, as they might get stuck in your head.

[Dad]: Don't ask me how the advertisement got into my head. That's what the description of the Miraculous Item says. I've never seen it myself.

[Peerless Unrivaled Ultimate Herta]: You just let us use the tablecloth, and then specifically emphasized not to waste food. Were you waiting for us here? Well, I have to say...

[Master of Life Cultivation]:... You've succeeded. So, are there any precautions to take when using this Miraculous Item?

I've already begged for forgiveness.

Ruan Mei would never say that, but Ruan Mei now feels that listening to the Miraculous Forger when using Miraculous Item is a good habit.

[Mechanical Noble]: Logic: Powerful relics may also have powerful side effects. Please use them with caution to avoid affecting the Order of the universe.

[Dad]: Don't worry, after you collect all the Resurrection Card fragments and synthesize the Resurrection Card, I'll need to stamp it before the designated person can participate in the Revival Match. At least on my side, people like Emperor Rupert are prohibited from participating.

[Dad]: That's all the other precautions. Just be careful not to let the ads get to your head. If anything ridiculous happens, let me know immediately!

[Imperial Jade Pillar of Shame]: Why am I notifying you?

[Dad]: Of course, you're telling me to hurry up and go see some fun! I haven't accumulated enough Joy Points on my Joy Dice yet.

[Unknown Singer]:...

Besides the group members who were added to the group by Chen Li, netizens who were neither added to the group by Chen Li nor blocked by him also quickly contacted Chen Li after seeing the announcement pinned to the Friends Circle Terminal.

[Jing Yuan]: Big brother, what are you going to do now?

[Jing Yuan]: Big brother, please answer me, big brother.

[Jing Yuan]:... At least stop causing trouble on Luofu Xianzhou, okay? This is my lifelong request.

Jing Yuan, as the General of the Divine, is decisive and always calm, but Jing Yuan feels that he can't stay calm when it comes to Chen Li.

[Fu Xuan]: What's the story behind this message? What's going on?

[Dad]: Don't ask. The only thing I'm suggesting is that you collect more fragments. Anyway, Jing Yuan knew where I lived but didn't harm me, which means I have no ill intentions towards the Xianzhou. So watch more ads.

[Fu Xuan]:... Can you guarantee the authenticity of this Miraculous Item?

[Dad]: Sigh, when did I say this was Miraculous Item?

[Fu Xuan]: I suddenly remembered that I have something to do, so I'll take my leave.

"Le, it seems our Great Augur also has someone he wants to resurrect. Otherwise, he wouldn't have panicked and blurted out what Jing Yuan had privately instructed her about." Chen Li sat in the Tai Bu Division's library, speaking ill of the Tai Bu Division.

Chen Li did not believe that Jing Yuan would keep this matter completely secret from Fu Xuan.

Besides those who privately messaged Chen Li, there were also those who initiated private messages from Chen Li.

For example, Guinaifen.

Chen Li couldn't discuss anything related to the Miraculous Item with Guinaifen, but he instructed her to watch the advertisements diligently and collect Resurrection Card fragments. He also told her to contact him immediately if she noticed anything unusual about him.

People like Long Shitaoran and Dan Shu, who were blacklisted by Chen Li, were unable to see the announcement.

"Sigh, being a double agent is so tiring," Chen Li sighed.

It's especially tiring when this double agent has his own ideas and wants to do something big that neither side knows about.

"And for some reason, why hasn't anyone contacted me to Ad Slot Rental? I'm serious." Seeing everyone discussing whether the resurrection Miraculous Item was truly effective and what precautions to take, but no one approaching him for business cooperation, Chen Li felt even more exhausted.

That 30-second ad, if Chen Li doesn't do anything extra, will play ads randomly.

Even if Jing Yuan were to discuss it, a recruitment advertisement for the Cloud Knight Army would be acceptable.

Perhaps some of the Genius Society member in the group will get so excited and enthusiastic that they'll join the Xianzhou Cloud Knight Army directly.

Now that we have Revival Artifacts, it's time to go find other clients!

"Hopefully, the Miracle Commission will bring me a few requests that require resurrection," Chen Li said, casually tossing out two Crystal.

Chen Li had always felt that there should be a high demand for resurrection Miracle, but Chen Li hadn't encountered one yet, which was very illogical.

[Resurrect, My Beloved]: Help Otto resurrect his fiancée Kallen.

Posted by: Otto

Rewards: 30-150 Crystal

Risk: Low to High

Chen Li's face darkened when he saw the request.

I'm looking for Miracle Commission that involve resurrection in non- Honkai world. Who told you I was looking for Honkai world?

Can't I go find Otto myself?

They might even be able to extort some money from the other party.

When Chen Li saw the next commission, he was delighted.

[Resurrect, My Best Friend]: Help Karen revive her best friend Yae Sakura.

Posted by: Kallen

Reward: 10-30 Crystal

Risk: Low to Medium

If a request to revive someone from a Honkai world came to Chen Li, Chen Li might be a little annoyed, because he could simply go to the requester and ask if they wanted someone revived.

But if both of these resurrection requests came to Chen Li at the same time, Chen Li wouldn't feel depressed at all.

The fact that Kallen's request reward was relatively small suggests that Yae Sakura's resurrection is not a particularly great Miracle for this world. However, if Kallen were to be resurrected, it would have a huge impact on Otto.

Although Kallen's brief description of her request mentions a close friend, there's not much difference between a close friend and a beloved.

Chen Li might be too lazy to watch ordinary entertainment, but he had no choice but to watch this kind of entertainment.

"Speaking of which... the fact that Kallen was able to issue this Miracle Commission means that she lived between the time of Yae Sakura's death and Kallen's own death. So, if I establish contact with Kallen, does that mean I can travel back 500 years?"

"Hmm... Miracle, what do you think?"

"My lord, I suspect there's something fishy about this." A string of complex characters, too difficult to Remembrance, appeared before Chen Li.

Chapter 123 MD Aqua and MD Haruhi Suzumiya!

"I see. Miracle can be linked together... You think this is a light bulb?" After listening to the Pixie's explanation, Chen Li nodded thoughtfully.

[Then let me ask you] He has performed another extraordinary feat.

While Chen Li was sending private messages to Guinaifen and the others to remind them to collect resurrection fragments, Chen Li casually used the Miracle Card, which had just gained one use.

The question asked this time is: What Source Text do you know?

After the number of uses was reduced to zero again, a Pixie appeared next to Chen Li, Peeping.