Wait, You Can Even Draw the Seven Dragon Balls from a Lottery?

"Can't you listen to human language? He said 'if'," Kyon retorted.

"Oh... if that doesn't work either!"

"Yes, yes, yes." Kyon rolled his eyes at Haruhi Suzumiya.

"If I shoot you when you travel back in time, does that mean I'll be the one who travels to the other world instead of you?" After a moment of silence, Haruhi Suzumiya suddenly asked a question that sent chills down Chen Li's spine.

"Theoretically speaking, yes. But if you really want to travel through time, you don't need to go through all that trouble, Nagi. I can take you to see my Minecraft," Chen Li said.

Because he had never witnessed the wonders of Haruhi Suzumiya firsthand, Chen Li didn't know the extent of Haruhi Suzumiya's influence on his transmigrated self. But in any case, it was best not to disturb such a delicate matter as transmigration.

"Moreover, it's worth mentioning that as Miraculous Forger, I possess a passive ability that grants me near-immunity to all Miraculous Item effects. So using this gun on me won't have much of an effect." Chen Li added this setting immediately after thinking for half a second.

What Chen Li said was indeed true; all the Miraculous Item had a negative effect on Chen Li when they were in the hands of others.

However, this setting was added specifically because what Haruhi Suzumiya held in her hand was not some Miraculous Item at all, but a gun that Chen Li casually made out of Soul Steel.

It might even only have the appearance without any internal structure, because ordinary guns are not suitable for little girls to play with.

If this setting isn't added, who knows if this fake Miraculous Item will even work on Chen Li?

"Oh..." Haruhi Suzumiya seemed somewhat disappointed.

"Why are you looking so disappointed? Do you really want to take my place and travel through time?"

"How could that be? Now that you've joined the SOS Brigade, you're one of us. How could I possibly betray you?" Haruhi Suzumiya assured him, patting her chest.

"When did I join the SOS Brigade?"

"Just now."

"Not interested... Oh, wait, that's fine too." Chen Li was about to refuse when he remembered something.

Then he quickly handed the Friends Circle Terminal to Haruhi Suzumiya.

Spare tire +1

Chen Li will allow Haruhi Suzumiya to Miraculous Item group, but he will absolutely not allow anyone else to share any plot details about Haruhi Suzumiya with her, otherwise there will be trouble.

In fact, Chen Li had already planned to upload all the Honkai series -related storylines to the group after severing the connection between the Previous Civilization and the Current Civilization.

But before that, Chen Li had a lot to do.

This includes, but is not limited to, leaving slogans such as "Chen Li was here" in various places, leaving more weapons with attributes created by Chen Li in the Previous Civilization, and trying to artificially cultivate attributes, etc.

Chen Li rarely sees this situation between Previous Civilization and Current Civilization, so he naturally wouldn't waste this opportunity.

Leaving one's own creations in the past, allowing them to develop into terms over time, is one way to utilize professional skills assessment.

"What's this?" Chunri asked, fiddling with her new phone.

"Just think of it as a chat room terminal, but this chat room is full of people from different worlds, all of them are talented and have pleasant voices," Chen Li said.

"That sounds interesting."

"Anyway, why don't you try this gun first?" Seeing that Haruhi Suzumiya's attention was so easily diverted, Chen Li quickly brought the topic back.

Chen Li wanted to conduct an experiment: to present a fake Miraculous Item as a real Miraculous Item, and see if he could use Haruhi Suzumiya's ability to grant wishes to give the fake Miraculous Item magical effects.

Although the fake Miraculous Item created in this way might fail in other worlds, or might only have a slight effect, Chen Li was curious whether this could be used to generate entries.

"How should we test this? I've got it! Kyon, you tell me to go buy something, and then I'll shoot you. Let's see if you'll actually go buy it." Haruhi Suzumiya came up with a great idea.

"It feels useless because you won't listen to me at all. Conversely, even if I use this gun, I won't listen to you, right?" Kyon complained.

"That's true. Well then... Asahina, go buy some snacks to entertain the guests." Haruhi Suzumiya said, having found someone easy to bully.

"Ah? Okay..." A senior student with long chestnut hair and a baby face, who was sitting in the SOS Brigade activity room, subconsciously stood up.

Mikuru Asahina's true identity is an investigator from the future.

The subject of the investigation was, of course, Haruhi Suzumiya. She originally only wanted to observe from a distance, but was forced to join the SOS Brigade because Haruhi said she needed a cute loli mascot role.

Asahina, with her timid personality, naturally became Haruhi Suzumiya's servant.

But just as Asahina was about to leave the activity room, Haruhi Suzumiya fired a shot at her.

Then Asahina stood still, while Haruhi Suzumiya left the activity room on her own.

"What a ruthless person. Using himself as an experiment." Chen Li remarked upon witnessing this scene.

After Haruhi Suzumiya left, everyone else in the Sos group's activity room turned their attention to Chen Li, the Miraculous Forger.

The composition of the SOS group is exceptionally complex, aside from Asahina, who is from the future...

Itsuki Koizumi may look like a handsome guy, but he is actually a member of the superpowered organization "Keiji". He can use his superpowers in the confined space created by Haruhi's mental stress.

Petite in stature, with a pleasing appearance, taciturn and expressionless yet incredibly cute, Yuki Nagato possesses the four attributes of "no mouth, no expression, no emotion, no feeling." Her true form is a communication device (alien) created by the "Information Integrated Entity."

Kyon, with his ordinary appearance and personality, is the only truly ordinary human in the SOS Brigade, responsible for Narrator and commentary. However, in this timeline, he possesses the greatest ability to incite Haruhi.

In summary, Haruhi Suzumiya's wish to meet people from the future, espers, and aliens has been fulfilled, she just doesn't know it.

"Alright, I've sent Haruhi Suzumiya away. Let's have an open and honest talk... about the observers who have all sorts of thoughts and messy identities." Chen Li smiled at everyone.

"Huh?" Everyone was taken aback.

"Actually, the gun that Haruhi Suzumiya was holding just now was just a toy I made. It was a prop I wanted to use to test whether she could really make her wishes come true," Chen Li explained.

"Sigh, so your identity Miraculous Forger is also..." Kyon looked at Chen Li in surprise.

What a ruthless person! She managed to completely outmaneuver Haruhi Suzumiya.

"Oh no, it's true. But I just want to be lazy. Since Haruhi Suzumiya's wishes can come true anyway, why should I bother forging Miraculous Item?" Chen Li shrugged.

"You actually chose to lie for such a trivial reason?" Kyon continued to complain.

"You can't say that. Creating Miraculous Item is also a waste of money. I made some toys for Haruhi Suzumiya for free. Isn't that very kind of me?" Chen Li said.

"Then may I ask what your purpose was in contacting Haruhi Suzumiya?" Itsuki Koizumi had been smiling the whole time, could no longer smile.

Rather than the other party being a Miraculous Forger, it's more troublesome that the other party knows that Haruhi Suzumiya's wishes can come true.

"It was purely by coincidence. But now that I've made contact, I'm not going to give up. In other words... hehehe, you guys don't want me to tell Haruhi Suzumiya she has the ability to grant wishes, do you?" Chen Li propped a smile up his face with his index and middle fingers, and then uttered a villain line that couldn't be more classic.

"Well?!!"

"I'm back! You know what, this Position Exchange Gun is really useful! I got a lot of free snacks with it! Huh?" When Haruhi Suzumiya returned to the activity room, she noticed that everyone's expressions were a little strange.

Kyon felt a mix of joy and sorrow, but the joy outweighed the sorrow.

The Itsuki Koizumi remained expressionless.

Asahina Mikuru, on the verge of tears, was speechless with despair.

Chen Li? Chen Li looked very happy.

"How come Nagato's glasses are with you?" Haruhi Suzumiya looked at Chen Li with confusion.

"I traded with Nagato," Chen Li said.

"What did you use to exchange it?" Haruhi Suzumiya asked curiously.

"I traded Hatsune Miku's autograph with Kyon for the right to be his slave for a day, and then used that right to trade with Nagato for glasses." Chen Li rambled on in a serious tone.

Kyon, who was standing to the side, was very dissatisfied with the fact that he had inexplicably become a beast of burden. Couldn't you have come up with a better excuse?

But I'll let it go for the sake of Hatsune Miku's signature.

"Huh? Hatsune Miku's autograph, I want one too... Wait, isn't that a virtual Songstress? Where did she get an autograph???" Haruhi Suzumiya was stunned for a moment.

Hatsune Miku's autograph?

Isn't this unbelievable, given the rumors about Luo Tianyi using drugs?

Chapter 125 No way, you can get Seven Dragon Balls through a lottery?

"Transmigrators are not such inconvenient beings. Although I don't know how Hatsune Miku to be in your world, I have actually met Hatsune Miku. I even received a commission from her to create an everlasting supply of Delicious Scallion. Look, this is the green onion." Chen Li temporarily borrowed Hatsune Miku's green onion, hoping she wouldn't mind.

"Being a time traveler seems really interesting, I want to be one too," Haruhi Suzumiya said, raising her hand.

"Sorry, no. But if you want to travel to another world, I might be able to help you."

"I want to go!"

"But in your world, tomorrow isn't Saturday or Sunday, is it? Good students still have to go to school," Chen Li reminded him.

"Sigh, why can't we have Saturdays and Sundays off every day starting tomorrow?" Haruhi Suzumiya complained after being reminded by Chen Li.

"Even if you say that, the world won't change because of your ideas," Kyon retorted.

"..." But after Kyon finished his rant, he found that everyone except himself and Haruhi Suzumiya was somewhat silent.

But after quickly recalling Haruhi Suzumiya's outrageous behavior, Kyon suddenly felt that... the world could indeed be changed because of one person's thoughts.

"So you should try this scallion, it's delicious." Chen Li chose to change the subject.

"Oh, right, speaking of which, what you were saying earlier, wasn't that? This scallion is also Miraculous Item, right?"

"Yes, and it's a green onion that can be infinitely regenerated; no matter how many times you eat it, it will regenerate."

"You sound even more boring than me, yet you can create such Miraculous Item." Haruhi Suzumiya looked at Chen Li in surprise.

"I'm not just bored. Even Miraculous Forger need to earn a living," Chen Li said.

"But didn't you not ask me for a forging fee?" Haruhi Suzumiya was taken aback.

"That's right, so this Miraculous Item object wasn't yours at all," Chen Li said matter-of-factly.

"Huh? What about my Miraculous Item?"

"You'll only be able to own your own Miraculous Item when you can afford the forging fee. Right now, you can only use shared Miraculous Item," Chen Li said.

"Huh? How many yen does it cost to forge that Miraculous Item? I'll think of a way to scrape together the money for you."

"I don't charge for forging Miraculous Item, but I do accept rather unusual things. For example, Nagato's glasses. Perhaps I can use these glasses to forge an item that can render someone numb and emotionless. You can think of it as a label representing an item, and the more distinct the label, the more valuable it is to me," Chen Li explained.

"Hmm... Let me think of somewhere I can get some distinctive labels for you as forging fees. I also want my own Miraculous Item." Haruhi Suzumiya began to think, Haruhi Suzumiya brows furrowed, and Haruhi Suzumiya gave up thinking.

"SOS Brigade, assemble! Let's start thinking about how to raise the forging fees and create a Miraculous Item that belongs to the SOS Brigade." Haruhi Suzumiya chose to leverage the strength of her team.

"Didn't you just say you wanted Miraculous Item that belonged to you? How did it become something belonging to the SOS Brigade?" Kyon complained.

"Don't worry about the details," Haruhi Suzumiya waved her hand.

"Ah, I have a plan..." Chen Li suddenly raised his hand and said.

"Oh, I forgot you're also a member of the SOS Brigade. So, Deputy Commander, do you have any good ideas?" Haruhi Suzumiya asked.

"When did I become Deputy Commander?"

"Just promoted."

Although it was strange that Chen Li was the one who came up with the idea to raise the forging fee for Chen Li, it was perfectly normal for Haruhi Suzumiya to feel that it was only natural.

"Kyon would be perfect." Chen Li didn't bother with all the other nonsense and just said what he had just thought of.

"Trying to steal my team members? No way! Or are you going to start your own team?" I, Haruhi Suzumiya, can tell at a glance that you're up to no good!

"That's not it. I think Ah Xu might have some kind of tag related to 'roasting' or 'criticism' on him," Chen Li said.

"You have a point. After all, Kyon is the one who makes sarcastic remarks. But you're collecting such outrageous entries?" Haruhi Suzumiya asked after a moment of surprise.

"What do you mean by 'tsukkomi'? You guys are really going too far," Kyon complained.

"Still complaining? And you still say you're not a tsukkomi (straight man)?"

"... That's so unfair." Kyon complained again.

"Alright, SOS Brigade, gather up and strip Kyon naked so Chen Li can see what's on him with any sarcastic remarks!" Haruhi Suzumiya chuckled.

"No need for that, I can just touch it," Chen Li said, speaking up for fairness.

Kyon looked at Chen Li with emotion.

She seemed to have long forgotten that the reason she might be stripped naked was because of Chen Li.

With Kyon's cooperation, they looked him over and over again at Kyon clothes and Kyon, and finally found the most ridiculous thing to complain about.

"If nothing else happens, apart from the fact that Xu's entire character is suitable for extraction as a complaint entry, the most suitable material is Xu's teeth." Chen Li said seriously.

After all, complaints come out of the mouth.