The Miraculous Forger from Honkai
Chapter 106

Fu Xuan's Fresh White Stockings and Chen Li's Bold Idea

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Because normal people would never eat it, and given its superior quality, it increases Attribute Points by a huge amount.

It provides several times more attribute boosts than consuming the Divine Body Amber!

Although the All the World's Evils is certainly no match for the Preservation Aeon, that's just how things are.

"But... why isn't there Miracle Card?" Chen Li had originally thought that swallowing the All the World's Evils would grant him Miracle Card, but seeing that there was no reaction from those around him, he was somewhat disappointed.

[You went to the Type-Moon World and devoured the All the World's Evils, so you'd definitely get Miracle Card, but you won't find one here. The All the World's Evils here comes from the Starsea Trove, and the All the World's Evils inside is just a stagnant pool.]

The solution provided by the Pixie at the crucial moment.

Before Chen Li broke the balance between the Holy Grail and the All the World's Evils, the All the World's Evils showed no signs of disorder.

Chen Li could obtain the Miracle Card using the All the World's Evils he currently possessed. He could simply pour out the All the World's Evils the Holy Grail, wait until it was about to Destruction All the World's Evils world, then gather it up again and drink it.

Chen Li has already crafted two One-star Artifacts (Joy Dice and Revival Match) in the Honkai: Star Rail world, but he hasn't gained a single Miracle Crystal, and that's why.

If you have Miraculous Items, why don't you use them? How can people know how awesome your forged Miraculous Items are if you don't use them?

"Is that all?" Kyon asked in a low voice.

"Obviously not, because the All the World's Evils hasn't been finished yet. There's still a lot of All the World's Evils in this Holy Grail, after all, it's the condensation of the malice of the entire world. But if you drink it slowly, you'll finish it sooner or later," Chen Li said.

"How does it taste?" Haruhi Suzumiya asked curiously.

"It's exactly the same as orange juice," Chen Li said.

"Then you get unlimited orange juice? I'm so envious." Haruhi Suzumiya felt a little jealous.

"Envy me, but you can't. Because ordinary people can't drink it." Chen Li said as he took another sip of All the World's Evil.

It really tastes like orange juice now.

Haruhi Suzumiya is really useful.

Out of curiosity about whether Haruhi Suzumiya's influence could extend to another world, and also to maintain his reputation Haruhi Suzumiya, Chen Li did not expose the lie he had just told.

"Alright, that concludes today's event. Just let me know if you'd like to participate in the raffle anytime. I should head home now," Chen Li said to Haruhi Suzumiya and the others after checking the time.

"I want to smoke right now."

"I can give you 100 first." Chen Li was also curious about what other strange things Haruhi Suzumiya could pull out, so he gave her 100 Starstones and sat down next to her.

I asked Kyon for a straw.

Of course, you need a straw to drink milk tea.

However, seeing the straw melt Setsuna upon encountering the All the World's Evils, Chen Li Chen Li realized the truth and then ate the straw as well.

This scene left Kyon speechless.

Dude, you must be easy to take care of, right?

Perhaps drawing six Dragon Balls exhausted all of Haruhi Suzumiya's luck, which is why Haruhi Suzumiya only received some strange little parts in this gacha pull.

After spending 100 Starstones to draw the parts, Haruhi Suzumiya had a flash of inspiration when she saw them and started assembling them.

"Hmm...it looks a bit like a sparkler," Haruhi Suzumiya said.

"..." After taking another sip of the All the World's Evils, Chen Li looked at the thing and hesitated, wanting to say something but stopping himself.

Perhaps Haruhi Suzumiya's luck was indeed very strange.

She might even be under a curse that guarantees she will draw a god-tier item, but that the god-tier item will always be incomplete and unusable.

Because what Haruhi Suzumiya is holding... isn't that a sparkler?

It's missing something, a few small components, which makes it incomplete.

However, considering that this is another world, even if the Spark Lens is fully assembled, it may not be able to summon Ultraman. In the end, Chen Li bought the incomplete Spark Lens for 100 Starstones.

Light, Giant, God, Bond...

The entries on the glow stick are generally very bright, making it definitely worth the price.

Chen Li felt that the word "God" didn't seem too difficult to obtain.

"Light is the link..."

"I feel like I've forgotten something." Looking at the Holy Grail in his hand, the force field switcher in Haruhi Suzumiya's hand, and the Mom's Tablecloth, Chen Li felt that something was not right.

"There's so much food on this tablecloth that we can't finish it all. Maybe we should just throw it away," Haruhi Suzumiya said, looking at the still largely empty food on the tablecloth with some concern.

"Oh, right. I have a question for you... What would happen if Haruhi Suzumiya were under too much pressure?" Chen Li asked, leaning closer to Itsuki Koizumi.

"It will probably... Destruction the world. Why are you asking this?" Itsuki Koizumi asked.

The organization to which Itsuki Koizumi belongs works to ensure that Haruhi never discovers her abilities and lives a peaceful life, so that Haruhi Suzumiya doesn't become too bored and give up on the world.

Therefore, Itsuki Koizumi was particularly concerned about the mental state of Haruhi Suzumiya.

"What if I told you that the side effect of this tablecloth is that if you waste food, the punishment that follows will break your mental defenses?" Chen Li asked.

"!!!"

While Itsuki Koizumi was in a daze, Chen Li Slide Tackle in and rushed to Haruhi Suzumiya's side, snatching the food from the takeout bag in her hand.

"I've told you before, don't waste food, or you'll be punished!" Then Chen Li flicked Haruhi Suzumiya's forehead hard.

"Oh, I almost forgot... But now that you mention it, I'm quite curious about what the punishment is."

"If you don't court death, you won't die. Why don't you understand? From now on, you're forbidden from using this Miraculous Item." Chen Li snatched the tablecloth away.

Phew, another day of Deliverance!

Countless glimmers of light began to converge...

"???" Chen Li stared in disbelief at the card that appeared in front of him.

And so, Chen Li obtained a new Miracle Card in a completely unexpected way.

From a purely rational perspective, Chen Li did indeed nearly Destruction the world, and then he saved it.

This perfectly aligns with the idea of Pixie causing a huge problem and then resolving it.

Chapter 127 Fu Xuan's Original White Stockings and Chen Li's Bold Ideas

[You Won't Die Even If You Seek Death] (Miracle Card): You gained the world's recognition for stopping Haruhi Suzumiya's reckless behavior that could even Destruction the world... even though you were the one who caused the trouble.

Effect 1: When you attempt to do something reckless, if the behavior could actually lead to your death or cause trouble, a random group of well-meaning onlookers will appear to dissuade you. Of course, you can choose not to listen.

Effect 2: Can be used to forge Miraculous Items.

"I have a feeling like someone is targeting me..." Looking at the contents of the Miracle Card, Chen Li didn't think his thoughts were just suspicions.

Because the appearance of this Miracle Card was so bizarre, Chen Li had no expectations for its effect, but upon closer inspection, he discovered that there was more to it than met the eye.

[Protagonist Halo]

The Pixie's words were a wake-up call.

"Oh, it's indeed similar to the Protagonist Halo. What If I take this Miracle Card and jump off a cliff, is it possible that I'll meet a peerless master who has been living in seclusion for many years at the bottom of the cliff and save me, and then he will teach me unparalleled divine skills?" Chen Li's eyes lit up.

"But what What If I appear in a deserted place?"

Street loafer

The words "Pixie" once again jolted Chen Li awake.

In every work, there are always one or two street urchins who wouldn't seem out of place anywhere.

So Chen Li got a little itchy to do it.

Chen Li felt that this Miracle Card shouldn't You Won't Die Even If You Seek Death," but rather "Encourage You to Try to Die."

Just like when Chen Li handed the Orphan Tablecloth to the Genius Society member, he repeatedly told them not to waste food, and without exception, they all chose to waste the food...

"The more you say that, the more I want to do it! I can't resist anymore, I'm going to do something reckless!"

Damn it! I couldn't hold back anymore! I totally destroyed this Miracle Card

"So this is why the Di Heng Division called me to pick someone up?" Fu Xuan looked at Chen Li was locked behind iron bars, expressionless.

"Let me see the charges... Performing dangerous actions on the Changle Tian Starskiff waterway? Specifically... jumping off the Xianzhou?" The Di Heng Division employee next to the classmate glanced at the reason Chen Li had been arrested and looked at Chen Li in surprise.

"I'm not going to jump off the Xianzhou, I'm an ambitious young man on the streets of Changle Tian who's about to take flight with his dreams!" Chen Li retorted.

Chen Li didn't expect that the first effect, or rather the retribution, of "You Won't Die Even If You Seek Death" would come so timely.

Chen Li ran to the bridge over Changle Tian and watched the Starskiff speeding along its course, feeling somewhat curious. What would happen if he jumped off directly? Would he be thrown off the Xianzhou or...?

Having made that decision, Chen Li did just that.

Anyway, I won't die.

After all, Chen Li can fly.

Then Chen Li jumped.

He was then arrested by the Di Heng Division.

The Di Heng Division notified the Tai Bu Division to pick up the person, and the message reached Fu Xuan.

"I have a feeling that you are probably the most troublesome employee in the Tai Bu Division, without a doubt." Fu Xuan sighed, rubbing his forehead.

In Fu Xuan's view, Chen Li's biggest problem is that he can be lazy like Qingque, and he can also do all sorts of unexpected things.

At the same time, because the other party possesses the blessing of Erudition, the Dharma Eye, which also comes from the Erudition, is completely unable to observe the other party's situation.

Qingque likes to slack off, but she can use divination to catch the other person slacking off.

But Chen Li couldn't.

"In short, Chen Li deliberately chose a time when traffic was at its lowest to stand on the bridge and look down, so it didn't really have much impact on the flight path. Moreover, his attempt to jump off the vehicle failed, so it's not a big problem... Great Augur, you can take him away now."

"Understood, thank you for your trouble." Fu Xuan nodded politely to the members of the Earth Di Heng Division, and then led Chen Li away.

"Can you tell me what you're really thinking?" Fu Xuan, puzzled, after leaving the Di Heng Division.

"You may not believe it, but the result of my Great Augur is that no matter how reckless I am today, someone will jump out and stop me. I don't really believe it, so I want to give it a try."

"How far have you learned divination to dare predict your own future?"

"But, Your Great Augur, please tell me whether it's accurate or not."

"... That's true. But it could be a coincidence, so don't try to court death again," Fu Xuan warned.

"Yes, Your Great Augur. Speaking of which, Your Great Augur, it's dangerous for you to walk without watching where you're going and to keep staring at your phone," Chen Li reminded him.

Since Fu Xuan led Chen Li out of the Di Heng Division, his eyes had never left his phone, watching the advertisements that kept playing on the screen.

Chen Li hadn't seen this ad before, but Chen Li knew it was the ad he saw when trying to obtain Resurrection Card fragments.

"Don't let me find out who invented the mechanism that immediately redirects to the app download page if I take my eyes off an ad, or I'll punch them to death." Chen Li was fine when he didn't talk about it, but Fu Xuan gritted his teeth in anger whenever the topic came up.

Clearly, Fu Xuan has suffered countless losses in this matter.

Otherwise, the resentment wouldn't be so great.

"Will watching this ad redirect me to the app download page? Great Augur, what kind of ads do you watch?" Chen Li asked curiously, leaning forward after hearing Fu Xuan's question.

Chen Li was completely unaware that his One-star Artifact possessed such a harassing mechanism.

More importantly, Chen Li was also very curious about the source of these advertisements.

Although this Miraculous Item will randomly play ads, will it redirect to the app download page if it plays an ad for another world?

Or, if you encounter an advertisement for otherworldly goods, can you obtain those goods by placing an order?

"Yes, it will be disgusting. The ads that play through this link are usually from Interastral Peace Corporation... I wonder how much Interastral Peace Corporation actually spends on advertising. Don't bother me now, watch the road for me." Fu Xuan said, clenching his small fists.

Although Fu Xuan doesn't watch where he's going, his Fu Xuan eyesight helps Fu Xuan get warnings.

It can be said that Fu Xuan was actually born with the divine body to see small advertisements.

"Uh, okay." Chen Li, who never expected that he would also have to work part-time as a street watchman, looked around at the scenery of Changle Tian Street.

However, Chen Li still has to say that Interastral Peace Corporation didn't give him a single penny of advertising fees!

It now appears that the advertisement for this Resurrection Card fragment is automatically selected from random advertisements within this world.

"Chen Li, is there anyone you want to resurrect?" Fu Xuan asked while staring intently at the advertisement.

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