The Miraculous Forger from Honkai
Chapter 108

Chen Li: Herta's a genius, and so am I. Why not ask if Herta fears me? / The Holy Grail War in the Honkai World! Whoever wins becomes the Herrscher of the End!

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"Then... let's go with the Fallen Angel Gabriel. Let's give everyone a little Sloth Angel shock!" Gabriel said with a rather mischievous grin.

Gabriel really thinks her name is hilarious!

[You've been added to the Miraculous Item group by Dad. Say hello to your friends!]

[The world needs seven days off]: Come on, shout with me, the Lady Robin is unparalleled in beauty!

[A 17-year-old beauty]: Yuyuko's beauty is unparalleled!

[Pink Fairy Lady]: Elysia's beauty is unparalleled!

[Unknown Singer]: Brother, stop acting crazy in the group chat!

[Dad]: I should have thought of that earlier. Playing the Robin's song on repeat on Sundays would definitely make Sundays the first song that gets stuck in your head.

"... Is this really not some kind of fan meeting or pyramid scheme?" Gabriel fell into deep thought as she looked at these enthusiastic fans.

Even brainwashing has appeared.

[Dad]: Gabriel, welcome to the Friends Circle. By the way, Gabriel, would you mind doing me a favor?

[The Fallen Angel Gabriel]: What's the matter?

[Dad]: Use your angelic image to come with me and fool some unruly villagers from the countryside.

[The Fallen Angel Gabriel]:???

This really is a pyramid scheme!

Chapter 129 Chen Li: Herta is a genius, and so am I. Why not ask if Herta fears me?

"An angel has appeared! An angel has appeared!"

"Long live the Cult Leader!"

"The Cult Leader is truly the Schicksal!"

"The Blue Heaven is dead, the Yellow Heaven shall rise!"

"Make the Empire great again!"

"If Honest can hold this ministerial position, why can't our Cult Leader?"

"Oh dear, look! The stone figure we just pulled out of the river only has one eye!"

Soft yet dazzling light poured down from the sky, as if piercing through the heavens and reaching the earth. In the light, the air seemed to become transparent, and time seemed to stand still.

The angel's figure gradually appeared; His wings were as white as snow, each feather shimmering as if woven from stars. His face was both gentle and solemn, his eyes filled with boundless compassion and wisdom. A golden halo enveloped him, and the air was filled with the faint scents of sandalwood and flowers.

The angel was surrounded by soft, rhythmic chanting, a sound like celestial music, both distant and intimate, as if it came from the depths of the universe.

The believers watched with excitement as the angels appeared, enjoying the baptism bestowed by the angels.

(In the world of Akame ga Kill!!, there are also angels. The Imperial Capital is decorated with images of winged angels.)

"A hymn, this must be a hymn!"

"Although I can't understand it, it's really nice to listen to."

"Lord, please forgive my sins!"

Gabriel, displaying her angelic powers, glanced speechlessly at Chen Li, who was shouting all sorts of outrageous slogans in the crowd.

But Chen Li's words seemed quite persuasive, and the fact that a genuine angel had indeed descended from the sky stirred up the believers of Orderly Dao.

As for the so-called hymn, it was the song of Robin.

Chen Li didn't even pay any copyright fees.

The Cult Leader of the Orderly Dao had long since knelt before the angels, leading countless believers to experience the baptism of the angels.

The hymn refers to the song of the Robin, the angel is Gabriel, the lazy angel, who makes a cameo appearance, and the baptism is naturally not a proper ceremony, but rather water that has been soaked in Divine Object of Abundance.

But the effect is indeed good. This water can not make people live forever, but it can temporarily cure all kinds of diseases, increase Life Force, extend lifespan, and make people feel comfortable all over.

"This world feels a bit strange to me; the restrictions on using my power are quite significant." Gabriel communicated with Chen Li in her mind using her angelic power.

Gabriel is a genuine angel; for example, she can help a blind girl regain her sight.

Gabriel originally wanted to add some angelic power to these believers herself, but she was too tired, so she gave up.

"I've already said this is a genuine alternate world. Your Angel School requires you not to use divine power freely in the mortal realm, but that doesn't mean you can't do it in an alternate world either," Chen Li explained.

Gabriel and other top-performing angels were given a period of training in the mortal realm, where their use of divine power was restricted.

The consequences of recklessly using divine power are terrifying—your allowance will be halved.

"Sigh, it's a pity I can't report what I did in this world to the principal, otherwise my allowance next quarter would probably increase a lot," Gabriel complained.

"Forget about your allowance. I'll give you 100 Starstones after this is done. Mom's tablecloth is still in the free trial period. After that, you can use it 3 times for one Starstones. 100 Starstones is enough for you to eat well for several months," Chen Li said.

The Artifact Rental was the result of Chen Li and Lily Bell's discussion.

As the strongest magician in the other world, Lily Bell also needs to pay attention to her figure and can't keep using tablecloths. In addition, the other side also wants to obtain Starstones. So she thought of renting Miraculous Items.

Low-income groups can rent out their unused Miraculous Item, or use their own unique Miraculous Item and ends to make a living!

If you can't earn Starstones, should you consider whether it's your own problem?

Ultimately, Lily Bell decided to rent out the tablecloth, and split the Starstones earned with Chen Li on a 30/70 basis.

Chen Li takes 70%.

Chen Li didn't care about the Starstones he earned; Chen Li just wanted to give his fellow group members a way to spend their Starstones.

Only if Starstones can be consumed and acquired in a healthy way can Chen Li live a good life and help his friends in the group get new wives.

"Are you done? I'm a little tired." Gabriel was getting tired of maintaining that sacred and warm smile.

Gabriel felt that this kind of work was suitable for her, who had just graduated from the Angel School.

I used to smile so naturally; I can't fake it now.

Gabriel just wants to finish the project quickly so she can go home and play games.

"It's all done. You can go home now."

"Goodbye." Gabriel nodded, then was sent back to the place before she came to this world by the Miraculous Forging Guide.

The disappearance of the angels left countless believers feeling lost and dejected, while Chen Li donned the Angel Halo he had prepared beforehand, a smile on his face, and held Divine Object of Abundance radiating divine power as he approached the slowly rising Cult Leader of the Orderly Dao Sect.

"Blessed One, would you like to speak? About how to Deliverance?" Chen Li extended an invitation to the Cult Leader the Orderly Dao.

The Cult Leader the Orderly Dao sect is no ordinary person. He possesses innate abilities to heal wounds and foresee the future, can see through people's hearts, and can even remember the name and number of every follower. His true nature is Half-blood of Dangerous Species and a human, making him a forbidden being.

But when the Cult Leader saw Chen Li, who was radiating a holy aura, he did not feel any love at first. Instead, he suddenly felt a fear in his heart, a fear as if he had seen a natural enemy.

The Cult Leader always felt that Chen Li might eat him up in one bite.

Suddenly, under the watchful eyes of the many believers, Chen Li approached the Cult Leader, gently sniffed, and uttered a sentence that almost broke the Cult Leader's composure—

"Bro, you smell so good."

[Dad]: Okay, problem solved for you. Najenda

The world needs a seven-day weekend: Mend your pace, sway to the beat.

[Najenda]: Wow, that was fast.

[17-year-old beautiful girl]: Hands up! Embrace who you wannabe (Raise your hands high, embracing your ideal self)

[Old Man]: With a real angel appearing as the Image Spokesperson, plus my coercion and enticement, the Cult Leader of the Orderly Dao is quite pragmatic. It just does damage my own image somewhat.

[[Green Twisty Snake]]: We're reaching heights unseen.

[Najenda]: Thank you for your hard work.

[Dad]: How are things on your end?

[Najenda]: Still on her way to the Revolutionary Army's base.

[The Fallen Angel Gabriel]: What's going on? Why are they constantly sending voice messages and singing? Is this some kind of custom?

[Dad]: Don't worry about it. They just got hooked on the Resurrection advertisement. Speaking of which, I really didn't expect Mobius to be interested in resurrection.

Besides the three group members mentioned above, many more people actually joined the chorus. Some were just there for fun, while others were genuinely captivated by the Robin's song.

[Peerless Unrivaled Ultimate Herta]: Hey, Chen Li, is your ad space still available for rent?

[Dad]: What are you doing?

[Peerless Unrivaled Ultimate Herta]: I was thinking What If the Resurrection Card ads played a loop of a praising doll praising me, wouldn't it make my group members' brains stick to the ads...?

[Dad]: Your idea is dangerous.

[Peerless Unrivaled Ultimate Herta]: So?

[Dad]: The advertising space will be available for rent again tomorrow at noon. The highest bidder wins.

[Peerless Unrivaled Ultimate Herta]: Okay, I'll go find Asta right now!

[Dad]: Why do you keep looking for Asta? Your huge Herta Space Station, do you think it all depends on Asta to operate?

It sounds like Rhodes Island's entire financial operation depends on squeezing Jessica, that crying cat head, for supplies.

[Peerless Unrivaled Ultimate Herta]: Yeah, what else?

"You can just drown your Asta forever! No... I'm Genius Society member now, can I poach Asta?" Chen Li suddenly felt a little tempted.

Yes!

That Herta is a genius, and so am I. That Herta is a Genius Society member of the Genius Society member, and so am I. What do I have to fear?

Why not ask that Herta if it fears me?

Everyone envies Herta, but everyone wants to become Herta, surpass Herta, and become the ultimate Herta!

Having a rich woman who can pay for you must feel pretty good, right?

[Dad]: It's you I've decided on, Herta! How about I go to Herta Space Station tomorrow to discuss the ad shoot with Asta?

[Peerless Unrivaled Ultimate Herta]: Okay, I'll log into the Herta dolls account then. Oh, and also give me a Friends Circle Terminal; I'll deliver it to Asta tonight, then Asta can pay directly. But wouldn't it be more convenient for you to just come to my house?

[Dad]: I'd like to take a look at the Herta Space Station's collection while I'm at it.

Chen Li made up an excuse.

Chen Li couldn't very well tell Herta that he wanted to poach Herta's employees, could he?

Moreover, Chen Li was indeed interested in the Miraculous Item in the Herta.

For example, how many points would that double-standard Score-Setting Gun actually give itself?

And does the Herta Space Station really possess the broken sword of Wind Glider and a certain unknown fiery red greatsword character?

"Tomorrow's going to be a bit busy, because it's time to place some Miraculous Items from the Previous Civilization, waiting for the next civilization's inheritors to unearth them and pass them down through generations, thus artificially cultivating entries. Let me think about what kind of message to add... I've got it. Let's add 'As the ancients said.' To give those archaeologists who accidentally unearth things a little bit of ancient awe!" Chen Li had a great idea.

Or it could be a record of an unofficial historical event:

The Moth Chasing Flame isn't some high-class anti- Honkai organization; it's a food delivery company! Their motto is. "No matter how terrible the Honkai is, we still need to eat!" Dr. Mei is actually the chief nutritionist, responsible for researching how to make delicious bento boxes under Honkai energy radiation.

Kevin became Fusion Warrior because he ate too much Honkai energy radiation from takeout food, which caused him to mutate.

The Herrschers are all contestants in a large-scale talent show called "Honkai 101"! The Herrscher of Finality debuted as the center, the Herrscher of the Void is the dance leader, and the Herrscher of Thunder is the Rap specialist.

Well, some people might just ask...?

How exactly did such a "normal" Previous Civilization Destruction?

Because... there was a Doctor named Einstein who insisted on proving that if she were given a fulcrum, she could move the entire earth!

Chapter 130: The Holy Grail War in Honkai world! Whoever wins Herrscher of the End!

Master Chen's day was busy but fulfilling.

What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning? Of course, it's to open your eyes.

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