The Miraculous Forger from Honkai
Chapter 133

Extracting the "Expert at Winning Over Herrschers of the Void" trait... / Wait, what do you mean Vil-V is already an Emanator of Elation?!

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[Meme] Entry Extraction in progress...

Progress: 2/3 (Progress can be increased after convincing the world that what you're spreading is truly a meme.)

Chen Li didn't pay much attention to this entry until he received the commission to create Miraculous Item to suppress Mara-Struck.

In Chen Li's case, "memes" can truly resolve "Mara"...

I forgot the beginning, I forgot the end, but it was all so funny.

Since the Xianzhou wants a group-type Miraculous Item, Chen Li might as well add a contagious aspect to the Miraculous Item.

The inspiration came from the following question: What If a zombie biting a person can turn that person into a zombie, then why can't a person biting a zombie turn that zombie into a person?

The meme war has always been like this.

... (Several words were deleted; a few words need to be added)...

Chapter 158 [Herrscher of the Void Strategy Master] Entry Extraction in progress...

"No! Don't continue down the wrong path!"

"I'm doing this to Deliverance!"

"Chen Li, haven't you considered my feelings at all?"

"Herta, you have to understand, I really posted meme-related messages to Deliverance, not just for fun, you have to believe me!" Chen Li held the phone up high, so that the 1.5-meter-tall Herta figurine couldn't reach it at all.

"Damn it..." Herta put his hands on his hips and looked up at Chen Li.

"So just admit defeat. Once this message is sent out, you won't be able to turn the tide in this competition!" Chen Li said, glancing at the message he had just written on the Herta's public account using Miracle Crystals.

Now, let's all shout together: Ms. Herta is unparalleled in the world, Ms. Herta is exceptionally intelligent, Ms. Herta is breathtakingly beautiful!

"Tsk." Herta curled his lip in displeasure.

Why does Chen Li always speak such blunt truths?

Although Herta was unwilling, it had to admit that the description of "Ms. Herta is unparalleled, Ms. Herta is exceptionally intelligent, and Ms. Herta is stunningly beautiful" was indeed true.

Herta didn't care if people called him narcissistic after the message was sent out, because what Chen Li wrote was true.

Herta was only annoyed because he was slightly inferior to Chen Li.

This is an inexplicable competitive spirit stemming from genius.

But it's not a big problem; Herta has another plan.

"In short, I'm going to release it now."

"Let's change the content, I'm serious."

"Herta, you're so self-centered! Although you'll damage your reputation by posting this message, I'll lose a lot of fun if I don't!" Chen Li said with a pained expression.

"???"

"Oops, I accidentally posted it." Chen Li held up his phone, raised his index finger, and tapped "post" lightly before saying regretfully to Herta.

"... Fine. Since you've already posted it, give me your phone. I'll delete this message and then post another announcement." The Herta dolls stood on tiptoe to try and reach for the phone in Chen Li's hand.

"What kind of announcement will you issue?" Chen Li asked curiously.

After waiting for ten seconds, Chen Li saw the progress of the [meme] Extraction above his head jump from 2/3 to 3/3, and then readily returned the phone to Herta.

Herta and Screwllum are both members of the Genius Society, and many scholars and ordinary people follow their public accounts.

Ten seconds is enough time for hundreds of millions of people to be infected.

Ten seconds is also just right, because if it drags on any longer, the Miracle Power contained in this line of text may be exhausted.

Herta deleted the announcement itself, ending this meme contagion; it was Herta having a change of heart.

Once the Miracle Power within this line of text is exhausted, anyone who reads it again will not trigger meme contagion; it will only shatter the mystery surrounding meme contagion.

Before Extraction this term from the head, Chen Li wanted to maintain the mystique of this meme technology.

That's right, Chen Li plans to spread the meme again before Extract Attribute, because that will make the entry brighter.

"Editing complete... Send!" Herta's fingers flew across the send button on his phone, then tossed the phone to Chen Li.

"I'll stake my genius on making everyone think that you stole my account and posted that message, not that I learned your techniques and posted it," Herta said smugly.

"Let me see what message you sent... Sorry, my account was just hacked by Stellaron Hunter Silver Wolf. How could Stellaron Hunter Silver Wolf be so despicable! I suggest the company continue to increase the bounty on Silver Wolf!" Chen Li looked at Herta in surprise after reading the message that Herta had just edited and posted.

"Herta, what did Silver Wolf do to you?"

"We're not that close. I should be asking you what Silver Wolf did to offend you. I was just repeating your previous attempts to cover things up." Herta shrugged.

"Are you deliberately using the same script to make people think it's me using the account again? Hakita, you're a genius!"

"You flatter me."

"But I've already recorded the video of you sending that text message. There's irrefutable evidence that you're using your own account!" Chen Li said, holding up his phone.

"Hmm? Haki, you, was this part of your plan too? No wonder you're a fellow Genius Society member!"

"I can choose not to post this video online, but in exchange... could you trade my right to use your public account, which I can still use once more, for Ruan Mei?" Chen Li asked.

"... Are you planning to ruin the accounts of every Genius Society member you know?" Herta, who had been staring at Chen Li for a long time, complained.

"There's no other way, Stephan's account doesn't have many followers, so I can only choose Ruan Mei, but I don't know what Ruan Mei wants, so..."

"Okay, it should be fine. Everyone already assumes you stole the accounts of other Genius Society members ... As for how to convince Ruan Mei, I have a way. Ruan Mei should also be interested in the method of making a cake that makes people feel happy and smile unconsciously just by smelling its aroma." Herta indicated that this was not a big problem.

Upon hearing Herta's words, Chen Li subconsciously looked up at his head again.

Extraction the term "genius hacker"...

Progress: 2/3 (Successfully stealing Genius Society member's account in the eyes of others will increase progress)

Sometimes, the key Extraction from a story aren't about what the story is actually about, but rather what others think it's about.

For example, the sentence "There are two jujube trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree and the other is also a jujube tree" might be interpreted by some as having a deeper meaning, but perhaps the author is just trying to increase the word count to earn more money.

For example, the author himself said that he wrote it this way just to be funny, but obviously this answer will not get any points.

I don't care what you think, I care what I think!

Now everyone believes that Chen Li is stealing the accounts of Genius Society member, so Chen Li will reluctantly accept this somewhat off-topic and excessive "genius hacker" entry.

At this point, some people can't help but ask...

"Chen Li, how many Extraction entries with progress still exist above your head?" Herta asked after noticing that Chen Li would look up every time he asked a question.

"A bit too much..." Chen Li looked up at the entries he was Extraction, which were already tall enough to exceed the capacity of the Herta Space Station module.

Life isn't a one-episode drama; it's a live broadcast every day.

In the eyes of the different people Chen Li meets, Chen Li is performing different acts and experiencing different stories every day.

That's why there are so many entries above Chen Li's head that indicate the progress of the Extraction.

There's even an entry for "Herrscher of the Void Strategy Master," which is currently 1/3 complete.

To be honest, this term scared Chen Li a little.

"Okay, I've already discussed it with Ruan Mei. When you need it, she'll transfer her phone number to you via Friends Circle," Herta said when Chen Li was scared.

"Wow, so fast?"

"Don't worry, it's not your favor that's being used, but mine. I told Ruan Mei that I was willing to waste an opportunity to ask the Erudition a question in exchange for making her even more delicious pastries. And she agreed," Herta said.

This is called the art of language.

"My favor? Oh, you mean the Resurrection Card, right?"

"Yes, what else? Which organic life form doesn't have a few regrets, and who doesn't want to be resurrected? If such resurrection could be done without any cost, it would be even more tempting." Herta nodded.

Regardless of whether you can win the Revival Match after obtaining the Resurrection Card, for every Resurrection Card Chen Li allows to take effect, the other party must owe Chen Li a favor.

The number of times you owe someone a favor is not based on the number of people who are resurrected, but on the number of times you participate in the Revival Match.

If you're unlucky, you might end up owing favors dozens of times without ever reviving your "beloved".

"Do you have anyone you want to resurrect?" Chen Li asked curiously.

"Never mind that. Oh, by the way, how's my commercial shoot going? Wait... why were half of the nearly one hundred puppets on the entire Herta Space Station mobilized by that Haruhi Suzumiya? Are you sure this Haruhi Suzumiya is a legitimate director?" Herta stared at Chen Li suspiciously.

"Whether she's legitimate or not, I don't know, but she is definitely the director of a world."

"A director who only lives in his own world?"

"Uh... a very insightful answer." Chen Li couldn't refute Herta's question at all.

The world that Haruhi Suzumiya lives in can indeed be considered Haruhi Suzumiya's World in a certain sense.

So there's no problem with her living only in her own world.

"Wait a minute, why can't I log into those doll accounts suddenly?" Herta suddenly paused.

"I don't know, but there shouldn't be any major problems. Things should return to normal after filming is finished," Chen Li said uncertainly.

Regardless of how many points the Joy Dice rolls, as long as it's not "0", it means it can handle this matter. So, in theory, there shouldn't be any major problems with Haruhi Suzumiya's side.

"No, I'm a little worried. I have to go check it out. Come with me!" Hei Tara grabbed Chen Li and ran towards the location where his puppets were.

"Gurgle..."

"Gurgle..."

As soon as I entered the Herta, I saw many versions of myself.

Ten Herta served as a backdrop, circling around there.

On the other side, several Herta were piled together, and at the same time, another Herta rolled in from a distance, rolling right into the pile of Herta that were stuck together, and coincidentally blending into the pile of Herta.

Several more Herta were there, continuously repeating, "Ms. Herta is unparalleled in the world, Ms. Herta is exceptionally intelligent, Ms. Herta is breathtakingly beautiful!"

Overall, the scene was incredibly chaotic and dazzling.

"Oh, you're here? Filming is finished. To prevent watching the same brainwashing video of the Herta figurine from being too repetitive, I filmed three. Come and see the results." Haruhi Suzumiya waved to Chen Li and the Herta figurine figure.

"Let's put the results aside for now. I just want to ask how you managed to get these puppets to obey you so obediently," Herta asked, puzzled.

Herta installed many modules on its puppets, such as the [Personality Mapping Module], the [Unreasonable Module], and the [Refusal to Cooperate Module], etc.

Getting the Herta dolls to agree to be filmed is not difficult, but getting them to complete the filming according to all the director's expectations is almost impossible.

"As an actor, you have to listen to the director, isn't that common sense?" Haruhi Suzumiya tilted her head.

"???" Herta turned to look at Chen Li.

"Sorry, Haruhi Suzumiya's [Unreasonable Module] has a higher priority than yours." Chen Li shrugged.

Chapter 159 Wait, what do you mean Vill-V has become the Envoy of Joy?!

"Your work is... excellent." After watching the three clips filmed by Haruhi Suzumiya, Herta had to admit that Haruhi Suzumiya did indeed have some directing talent.

One is a clip of the Herta chanting "la la la" and then starting to spin in circles at zero frames.

One scene is a series of Herta rolling idly into the center of the frame, followed by countless Herta rolling continuously into the center of the frame.

The last one is the Herta dolls wanted.

As we all know, there are two types of advertisements that are hardest for people to avoid.

One type starts with zero frames, and the other has an extremely long wind-up.

However, Herta, who only has a short attention span for everything, has already put those three brainwashing segments behind him. Herta is now more interested in Haruhi Suzumiya as a person.

What do you mean by saying her Unreasonable Module is above mine?

"In short..." Chen Li whispered half of what Herta said in his ear before suddenly Shush and then starting to communicate with Herta through his Friends Circle.

While the Friends Circle isn't as good as the Miraculous Forging Guide, it still provides a privacy protection against peeping to One-star Artifact.

Who are we guarding against? Of course, it's those damned Masked Fools and Masked Fool heads!

Haruhi Suzumiya joined the Friends Circle and the Miraculous Item group, and interacted with other members. Chen Li didn't expect everyone to be unable to discover Haruhi Suzumiya's characteristics.

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