Chapter 266
Becoming the Envoy of Joy will become an indelible dark chapter in Chen Li's history!
"666!"
"Stop shouting!"
"666!"
"Ouch! It hurts!" Sparkle tried to struggle as Chen Li held her around the waist and slapped her bottom hard.
However, Chen Li has now put the Attribute Points he had idled after consuming the world into his strength, so no matter how much Sparkle struggles, she cannot budge him in the slightest.
"A little brat like you was born to be held around my waist and spanked!"
"Damn it! I will repay this debt one day!"
"Oh? Even knowing I'm the Envoy of Joy still dare to challenge me?"
"Ha, a mere borrowed power of the Envoy of Joy? I don't believe you'll always be the Envoy of Joy! Just you wait! Ouch, ouch, ouch... I'm sorry, I was wrong."
Three slaps shatter the fool's soul, sir, I'm a truly good man!
"Sparkle, I've noticed you're really brave." After Chen Li put Sparkle down, Pardo helped Sparkle to the side and said with great admiration.
"Ha, if Masked Fool doesn't bring you any fun, you might as well go home and sell sweet potatoes. Mere Envoy of Joy..."
"... Sparkle, you don't know what happened two hours ago, do you?" Seeing that Sparkle seemed to still have the idea of resisting, Pardo asked Heart Wings.
"What happened? Wasn't it just that Chen Li used my name to create a holographic projection of the Devouring Star God appearing on the Xianzhou?" Sparkle tilted her head.
"Aha... the effect of Approval of Noble Morality is really good," Pardo muttered to herself.
Unexpectedly, even Sparkle, the Masked Fool, under the influence of Approval of Noble Morality, also regarded everything that happened on the Xianzhou as a holographic projection or a prank.
Let's get some goods from Chen Li later.
Pardo felt that she might need Approval of Noble Morality in the future.
"Isn't that wrong?" Sparkle seemed to have realized something.
"Ah, yes, yes, that's right. The holographic projection of the Devouring Star God is very realistic, isn't it?" Pardo nodded perfunctorily.
"It's obvious you're lying to me, which means what just happened wasn't that simple..." Sparkle began to ponder.
You can say that Sparkle love to play, but you can't say that Sparkle are good at cooking.
"Forget about Sparkle, just continue teaching me some simple fighting techniques."
"I have a very bold guess."
"Ah?"
"That Chen Li... could he have attracted the attention of the Devouring Star God? Is that why he caused such a huge scene just now!"
"... It's pretty close." Pardo thought for a moment and immediately nodded.
Although Pardo wanted to say that the idea of Sparkle wasn't bold enough...
Chen Li didn't just attract the attention of the Devouring Star God; Chen Li lured the Devouring Star God over, almost causing the Luofu Xianzhou to be eaten as an appetizer by the Devouring Star God.
Fortunately, Chen Li stepped forward and saved the Xianzhou from danger.
"Hmm... it seems that if I want to get revenge, I'll have to find some more subtle ways."
"For example?"
"For example... cough cough, for example, being strict with myself, becoming a good girl, making Chen Li fall in love with me, unable to resist me! Making Chen Li feel remorse whenever he recalls what he did to me. Pardo, you will definitely help me, right? We promised each other, to be the Flower Duo for life." Sparkle held Pardo's hand.
"Oh, how... how can I help?"
"Just tell me if Chen Li has any close female friends. Don't get me wrong, I just want to know what kind of girl Chen Li is attracted to? Or does Chen Li have a girlfriend he's in a committed relationship with?" Sparkle asked expectantly.
If I can't win through open tactics, can't I at least resort to underhanded methods?
Just you wait, Chen Li!
Sparkle now has an amazing plan.
When it comes to disguise, Sparkle is a pro!
The thought of Chen Li possibly being mistaken for Chen Li had hired a meal replacement and then being Overhead Toss by his girlfriend in a fit of rage made Sparkle a little excited.
However, to prevent Chen Li from sending them to clash with the Aeon of Joy again, the necessary benefits still need to be provided.
Well, let's just consider it a necessary sacrifice.
"Hahaha..."
Stop laughing.
"But the countdown above your head is really funny. Hahaha."
"If you laugh again, I won't be so polite."
"How much more impolite can you be? Answer me, dear adapter. An adapter as cute as you is something I could never get tired of using." The Great Herta placed its hands on either side of Chen Li's shoulders and leaned down to look at Chen Li.
Brown hair slipped from the Great Herta's shoulders, and strands fell onto Chen Li's face, making Chen Li feel itchy.
Lying in bed, Chen Li, watching the Great Herta straddling him, fell into deep thought, not understanding why things had developed to this point.
Didn't I come here to have my credentials appraised by the Great Herta? How did the appraisal end up in bed with me?
"Don't worry, I'll take responsibility for you... No, I can't kiss you anymore. Chen Li, the countdown above your head is too funny." The Great Herta straightened up and looked at Chen Li's countdown, a playful smile on his face.
I couldn't help it, I simply couldn't help it.
"After you've finished laughing, quickly explain what this spider is for. Also, get up quickly, it's heavy..." Chen Li patted the thigh of the Great Herta covered in black silk.
"You rude fellow. Is this how you ask for favors?" The Great Herta raised its body slightly and sat down hard on Chen Li, clearly displeased.
"Ms. Herta is unparalleled in the world, Ms. Herta is exceptionally intelligent, Ms. Herta is as beautiful as a fish or a goose!" Chen Li raised his hand and cheered.
"Tch, don't try to fool me with those words next time. I'll let you off this time. Sigh..." In the end, the Great Herta still sighed.
Originally, the Great Herta saw that Chen Li had gone to great lengths to ask him to help identify the specific attributes of the Heaven's Lost Property, so he decided to try a different approach to test his efficiency. Therefore, the Great Herta took Chen Li to his soft bed... But seeing the countdown above Chen Li's head made the Great Herta laugh so hard that he couldn't straighten up, let alone play some tricks.
Being with Chen Li, I'm never bored.
He always manages to come up with something unique and novel.
"This time it's a free appraisal, but next time... it'll be charged," the Great Herta said jokingly after getting off Chen Li.
"Next time I'll go see Ruan Mei, and we can test if other people can help with the identification," Chen Li muttered to himself.
"You are not allowed to go to see Ruan Mei." The Great Herta's eyes sharpened.
"Why?"
"What am I supposed to do if Ruan Mei gets addicted to such a useful toy and takes it away?"
"???"
"Alright, get up. The information about that spider has been identified..." After getting off the bed, the Great Herta took the black tea handed to him by the mini Herta and leaned against his dressing table.
"What's the use?"
"666"
"???" Chen Li was full of questions.
But when Chen Li realized what was happening and looked up, he found that the countdown above his head had increased by another half hour. He glared at the Great Herta, who was grinning from ear to ear, with annoyance.
"This spider's abilities are quite simple, to put it simply, there are three: Dream Manipulation, Weave Silk, and Capture Puppets," the Great Herta said very seriously after laughing for a while.
"First, it can infiltrate dreams, or rather, it lives in dreams; this is its passive ability. Second, it can generate spider silk, or emotional Emotion Silk, by absorbing the emotions of intelligent beings. After obtaining enough spider silk, it will fall into two categories. One category is to use the spider silk to weave a spider web, connect ordinary intelligent beings, and manipulate their emotions to turn many intelligent beings into its pawns."
"One method involves weaving Soul Cocoon from spider silk to capture individual intelligent beings with strong mental power, turning them into puppets, clones, or connection points to better control the pawns trapped in the spider web. In critical moments, these puppets' bodies can even be used directly."
"It is worth noting that when intelligent beings experience intense emotional fluctuations or fall into a state of frenzy, they are more likely to be captured by spider webs or Soul Cocoons."
"The normal hunting method of this spider is to enter a dream, weave a dream scene to make intelligent beings fall into a state of frenzy or excitement, obtain [emotions] to weave emotional Emotion Silk, and take the opportunity to capture prey with the spider silk."
"Based on my speculation, this spider's ultimate form is to reside in the dreams of all the humans on the planet, manipulating and assimilating all life on the planet. The spider's strength is directly related to the scale of the dreams it controls. But this isn't entirely without its advantages; at least this spider can immerse the consciousness of everyone it controls in the most beautiful dreams. Honestly, this doesn't fit my stereotype of spiders at all." The Great Herta shook its head.
The Great Herta initially thought the spider was a predator, but it turned out to be a puppeteer.
"Why does this premise sound so familiar?"
Wait a minute, isn't this the Stigmata Project?
"It's not a bad thing, is it? It suits Vill-V very well," the Great Herta commented.
"Where would be suitable?"
"The personality inside that Persona Mask of Vill-V is just sitting idle anyway, so it can be used as Vill-V's puppet. Increasing the number of puppets can, in turn, make Vill-V's mental power stronger, so that more data can be recorded."
"Record data?"
"Ahem, yes, Vill-V is a researcher. What's wrong with a researcher taking down a few more data?" The Great Herta's hand trembled slightly, then he said without changing his expression.
"I have a feeling that you're hiding something from me Herta?"
"How could it be? It must be your imagination."
"Alright, then let me ask you..."
"You're not allowed to ask!" Seeing that Chen Li had actually taken out the Miracle Card, the Great Herta took a sip of red tea, pulled Chen Li over, and began to feed Chen Li water mouth-to-mouth.
You must be thirsty after chatting for so long, have some water to soothe your throat!
The Great Herta only released Chen Li after it sensed that he had finished drinking the water.
"Hmm... then let me ask you." Chen Li finished tasting the delicious black tea with the flavor of the Great Herta, and then raised the Miracle Card.
"Mmm..." And then, unsurprisingly, she was forcibly kissed again.
"Then let me ask you..." Having discovered the pattern, Chen Li raised the Miracle Card again.
"Hmm..."
"Then let me ask you..."
"Hmm..."
"Then let me ask you..."
"That's enough!" The Great Herta pushed Chen Li against the wall and punched Chen Li in the ear, giving Chen Li a powerful wall slam.
When the Great Herta didn't immediately kiss him this time, and saw that Chen Li held the Miracle Card and said those four words without saying anything, but instead looked at him expectantly, the Great Herta knew that he had been tricked.
Damn liar!
No wonder Aha gave you the power of the Envoy of Joy.
When Chen Li was forcibly kissed, it was an accident.
When someone is forcibly kissed twice, it indicates a passive situation.
But when the number of occurrences reaches three or more, the nature of the problem changes.
"Ahem, although I don't know what you're hiding, I choose to respect that. I'll ask Vill-V if she's interested in this spider..." Seeing the embarrassed and annoyed expression on the Great Herta's face, Chen Li shifted his gaze and started typing on his Friends Circle Terminal.
[Then let me ask you] This Miracle Card is truly amazing.
How come Chen Li didn't know before that once he activated this Miracle Card, someone would come and shut him up?
The beauty of the Great Herta is undeniable; even at close range, no flaws can be found. Therefore, Chen Li definitely didn't lose out.
"Hmph!" Seeing Chen Li engrossed in his business, Great Herta couldn't bring himself to say anything more.
After all, Vill-V has been enhanced, so she can indeed record more data—data on the world she observes.
"Great Herta, you can even appraise things? That's amazing." When Chen Li told Vill-V some details about the spider, Vill-V couldn't wait to make a video call, as if she had something to ask.
"Of course, I am a genius." An arrogant look appeared on the face of the Great Herta.
Before the video call was connected, Great Herta tidied his appearance to make sure that his unauthorized use of the public power outlet had not been discovered.
Seeing that Great Herta could spout nonsense with such a straight face, Chen Li could only admire in his heart that a genius truly deserves to be called a genius, even his acting is so professional.
"But I have another very important question to ask," Vill-V asked, somewhat excitedly.
"What's the problem?"
"What If this spider can weave dreams and connect intelligent beings with its web, can it connect the dreams of intelligent beings trapped in its web?"