The Miraculous Forger from Honkai
Chapter 287

Chen Li: The Taste of Kyubey and the Witch's Night... Is Pretty Great!

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[Dad]: Honey, is Silver Wolf free tonight? The third match is coming up.

[Silver Wolf]: Tonight?!

[Dad]: Yeah, it was around 11 PM system time. Today, some clueless brat dared to challenge me. I'm going to make an example of her. Guess who the chicken is and who the monkey is?

[Silver Wolf]: Tomorrow... I have something to do tonight and can't make it. Besides, I haven't collected all the Resurrection Cards yet. Or, an hour later would be fine too.

[Dad]: Of course not, this is the time. If you're late, do you expect me to kill that brat as a warning? Or can I make that brat come later...?

[Silver Wolf]: Goodbye... Anyway, I probably can't make it today.

[Old Man]: Small fry! Small fry Silver Wolf!

[Silver Wolf]:...

"Endure! Endure! Silver Wolf! A small act of impatience can ruin a great plan." Sitting in his room, Silver Wolf clenched his fists.

Silver Wolf, filled with anger, retorted to Chen Li...

[Silver Wolf]: The mouse is asleep, otherwise I would have brought it!

[Dad]: Since you can't come... and it's your fault, you should at least give me some compensation.

[Silver Wolf]:... What kind of compensation do you want?

[Dad]: Well...

After waiting for a minute, Chen Li received a picture from Silver Wolf.

In the picture, Silver Wolf is kneeling in the middle of the image in a sitting posture, with a piece of paper stuck to his head.

The paper clearly stated... "I am a lowly Silver Wolf."

Then an audio message was sent over.

The audio was very short, recording only one sentence. "I'm really sorry I'm just a nobody, Silver Wolf!"

Chen Li could clearly hear Silver Wolf's intense anger in the audio!

"Tsk tsk, why would Silver Wolf be willing to pay such a high price to temporarily postpone the third competition? It's really hard to guess," Chen Li said.

Some people are still alive, but they are already dead.

Some people die, yet they still live on.

"There's probably going to be a good show tonight."

"System time 23:00-23:47, 47 minutes, I wonder how many times I could play with Sparkle in that time..." Chen Li stroked his chin.

System time 23:47:15.

Honkai: Star Railway, the time when the dream began...

"By the way, can Herta lend me some Negative Artifacts?" Chen Li said, turning to Herta.

What are you going to do?

"Let's revive Sparkle and see if they can still live."

"???"

Chapter 262 Chen Li: The taste of Kyubey and the Walpurgisnacht... is really good!

"My Beloved Consort, this is the empire I have conquered for you!" Chen Li stood at the highest point of the Destiny Headquarters.

Elysia opened her mouth, but for a moment she was speechless.

What a wonderful My Beloved Consort... You're a genius!

"Come down and get down to business! I've brought the person over to you!" Vill-V shouted from below when she saw Chen Li, who had suddenly gone crazy for some reason and led everyone to watch the sunrise over the Destiny Headquarters.

"Okay! But the sunrise is really beautiful, do you want to come and see it?" Chen Li looked eastward.

The Destiny Headquarters is a floating island, enveloped by layers of clouds. When the sun slowly peeks out from the clouds, it dyes the clouds on the horizon red... I really want to take a bite; it must taste sweet and sour.

"Awoo!"

Chen Li smiled at the sun and then took a bite.

The Destiny Headquarters, which was originally shrouded in clouds, suddenly became cloudless, and even the sunlight in the distance dimmed for a moment. However, this darkness was fleeting and could hardly be noticed by ordinary people.

"What a pity, it's not sweet and sour..." Chen Li said with some disappointment.

It's actually a sour and spicy flavor.

The sun is scorching...

Although spiciness is essentially a sensation of pain, Chen Li can still taste it.

However, the Path of Voracity is really useful. I'll introduce it to Ouroboros later so that He can use it occasionally.

I hope He will like it.

The Path of Voracity and Ouroboros... they sound like a good match.

"You're not here to enjoy the scenery... you're just a glutton!" Elysia couldn't help but complain.

But after seeing Chen Li finish eating and run away, Elysia followed closely behind and jumped off the highest point of the Destiny Headquarters.

"Bang!" Chen Li crashed to the ground, creating a large crater.

"Bang!" Elysia slammed directly into Chen Li.

"... Does it have to be this way?" Chen Li put Elysia down from his arms.

"But Xiao Li said you would pick us up and drop us off, so we went up with you to watch the sunrise," Elysia said matter-of-factly.

Then Chen Li looked up at the sky, where... the Great Herta controlled the Little Herta's body, and floated down like a falling leaf, which Chen Li then caught.

"The Machine Soul is truly an interesting thing..." Great Herta praised, feeling the almost wish-fulfilling ability.

The Great Herta imagined itself as a fallen leaf, and unexpectedly, it actually broke free from the constraints of gravity in some sense.

If it weren't for the protective shield at the Destiny Headquarters, the strong winds blowing high in the sky could have sent the Little Herta flying back into the sky.

"It felt like I was watching a real-life Lazy Sheep diving," Chen Li complained.

"Huh? Who is Lazy Sheep?"

"A little lamb that is practically omnipotent while asleep."

"Sounds like someone... a rare find... a stunning beauty."

"Your instant noodles are ready." Kevin walked over with a bowl of instant noodles.

Vill-V brought Kevin, along with his instant noodles.

"Let me try it, let me try it..." Chen Li had been looking forward to this breakfast for a long time.

But the moment Chen Li put the instant noodles in his mouth, he frowned.

"What's wrong? Is it too awful?" Kevin frowned as well.

Chen Li could say Kevin was bad at cooking, and Kevin tolerated that, but Chen Li absolutely could not say that his instant noodle-making skills were bad!

This is a divine skill that Kevin honed over 50,000 years! God's Hand!

"No, it's just too delicious. It's completely different from what I imagined Bizarre Recipe to be." Chen Li sighed.

"..." by Kevin.

Kevin didn't know what Chen Li's mentality was in ordering instant noodles from him, the chef, but Kevin felt that Chen Li was insulting him.

You jerk, are you underestimating the Bond I have with instant noodles?! Damn it!

"Looks like I have no choice but to go find Mei..."

"Has this day finally come?" Kevin thought with a hint of excitement.

After Su used the Second God Key to continuously observe, he finally locked onto the coordinates of the World Bubble located on the moon.

In that World Bubble, there is also Mei, who has been watching the moon for 50,000 years, and there is also Prometheus No. 17.

"That's right, your cooking is so delicious. Mei's cooking must be terrible, so we have to rescue her."

"Hmm? Where did you get that conclusion?"

"Considering the curse that your Kaslana family's genes carry the implication that the food they make will inevitably taste bad, if it's not your fault, then it must be Mei's fault!"

Chen Li really went all out to collect Bizarre Recipe Chaos Recipe!

"..."

So that's why you wanted to help save Mei? That's amazing!

"But before we go see May, we need to help Kevin get dressed up again."

"No need," Kevin said coldly.

Because Kevin had Sue check his look before he left to make sure it was absolutely perfect!

"Don't refuse. I'm here to help you and relieve your mental burden. Kevin, you must be exhausted after enduring 50,000 years of hardship in the name of Deliverance. Let me help you relax." Chen Li stretched out his hands to Kevin, his fingers moving erratically.

"!!!"

Chen Li's words were somewhat serious, but Chen Li actions were completely unserious!

Kevin was a little scared!

"Don't even think about resisting... Pardo! Throw Kevin over your Overhead Toss!"

"Boss Kevin! I'm so sorry!"

"Smack!"

"..." Kevin, who was thrown to the ground by the cat shadow that suddenly appeared and was unable to stand up for a long Overhead Toss, never expected that he would be defeated by Pardo one day.

No, buddy...

Pardo <Honkai beasts <Herrscher <Kevin <Pardo

Rounding up, equivalent to the Herrscher Pardo

He calls everyone "boss" and performs an Overhead Toss every second.

This is the enhanced version of Pardo!

Great! Thirteen Arbiter-Generals can finally solo kill Herrscher!

"Mei will definitely be very interested in the defeated CG version of Kevin." After taking a picture of Kevin, Chen Li began the actual operation.

Chen Li rubbed his hands together, and suddenly a pink light shone from them.

Chen Li placed his hand on Kevin's head and began to stroke it.

"Kevin, Kevin, be good, all the bad guys have been chased away... Become a sunny and cheerful big boy!" A pink light emanating from Moe Ying Body enveloped Kevin's entire body.

Bathed in pink light, Kevin's figure gradually shrank until he became a rather adorable little boy.

Or rather, a whiny, whiny person.

"Waaah!"

"I feel like I've seen this scene before..." Houraisan Kaguya, who had spent two years in Chen Li's Main World, had a strong sense of déjà vu.

After thinking for three seconds, Houraisan Kaguya looked at Chen Li with a strange expression.

When you used the Moe Ying Body on Kevin alone, did you say these lines on purpose or by accident?

The hands will emit light, the light can purify, and the person whose head is touched by these hands will become silly or even turn into a cute new person...

"Nangong Wenli?" Houraisan Kaguya asked tentatively.

"Kaguya, what nonsense are you talking about? I don't understand. I'm just helping Kevin relieve his burden." Chen Li turned his head away.

Just then, Kevin, who had turned into a whiny whiner, tugged at Chen Li's sleeve and started taking snacks out of the basket and stuffing them into Chen Li's hands.

"Little Kevin is so cute... Chen Li, Chen Li, can you turn into a whiny monster and let me see? You'll be even cuter!" Elysia patted the head of little Kevin, who had started giving her snacks, and looked at Chen Li expectantly.

"It's already changed, and I don't want it to change again."

"Sigh! Let's change it one more time!"

"I'll definitely do it next time." Chen Li said very politely, looking at Kevin, who had become a toy in Elysia's hands.

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