Chapter 302
"The two of you don't need to team up to sell popsicles and parasols in Belobog. You won't have any rivals... After all, on a planet covered in ice and snow, who would possibly eat popsicles and buy parasols?"
In that freezing cold, who would buy popsicles?
"A planet covered in ice and snow? Holy crap, how could Aha be so mean!"
"Don't be angry, we can discuss another business deal, which is to sell Belobog's popsicles to the Xianzhou ... Belobog can not only make traditional popsicles, but also Anti-Matter Legion- style popsicles that have been frozen for hundreds of years, which will definitely fetch a high price!" Aha said, leaning close to Pardo.
"This...sounds promising. It seems like we could put these Anti-Matter Legions into jars and sell them to Kyubey!" Pardo was somewhat tempted.
Seeing that Pardo was really considering the feasibility of this business, Aha chuckled twice and then moved closer to Sparkle, looking down at the lifeless Sparkle.
Aha, that's a bit of a pity.
Unfortunately, Chen Li took Sparkle to the Invitation Space, leaving Sparkle and Acheron to fight.
Otherwise, it would be even more interesting to suddenly take back Sparkle's Envoy of Joy power while Sparkle and Acheron are fighting.
What if something goes wrong with the Sparkle?
Aha believed that the wisdom of the Masked Fool could solve all problems.
Can't solve it?
At worst, Aha can watch an ad to revive the Sparkle.
Such a entertaining Masked Fool is a rare sight these days.
"Alright, time's up." Chen Li saw that it was time to meet Sparkle, so he pried open the mouth of Sparkle, who was lying motionless on the ground with her eyes lifeless, and stuffed a Senzu Bean into her mouth.
Sparkle instantly regained full power.
"I will be the referee in this battle! First, I will not act impulsively. Second, I will not overlook any wrongdoing. Third, I will judge with absolute fairness and impartiality!" Aha jumped out.
The power of Elation instantly transformed the training ground into a fighting arena, separating Chen Li and Sparkle, who stood at opposite ends of the arena.
"I have reinforced this arena with the power of the Aeon, so both sides can give it their all!" Aha said.
Seeing that he could not escape the Sparkle in this competition, he sighed and prepared himself to face whatever came his way.
Even if I have to kneel, I have to finish the job I've taken on!
Sparkle and Chen Li stared at each other, neither making the first move...
"Sparkle Huo let out a soft sigh and fell into Chen Li's arms. At that moment, Sparkle's eyes were alluring, and her warm, moist lips parted slightly, exhaling a fragrance like orchids. One hand draped over Sparkle Huo's slender waist, Chen Li was completely absorbed in the moment, for this woman also harbored feelings for him. He felt her skin, white as snow, soft and yielding in his hands..."
"Shut up, Shush!" Chen Li gave the middle finger to Aha, who was reading Jin Pingmei.
"Then you two should start fighting! The viewers in the live stream and I are waiting!" Aha urged.
Aha even started a live stream in the Aeon group!
In other words, the loser will lose face before the Aeon!
"I'm ready!" Chen Li nodded, lifting the robe he was wearing to reveal a variety of Negative Artifact inside, which made Sparkle's scalp tingle.
Sparkle felt that these Negative Artifact looked very familiar.
"Wait, isn't this the Negative Artifact I used to restrain the Aeon of Joy for a full 30 minutes?" Sparkle was stunned for a moment.
"You're quite good at patting yourself on the back... but you're not wrong." Chen Li nodded.
Because the last show was a huge success, Chen Li decided to do the same thing this time.
"... Chen Li, all you're good at is using Miraculous Item. If you're so capable, why don't you defeat me without Miraculous Item!" Sparkle took a deep breath and pointed at Chen Li.
"Alright." Chen Li threw these Negative Artifact off the stage.
"You can borrow moves from other friends who have their Exclusive Professions from your Friends Circle! Especially Pardo's Overhead Toss!" Sparkle quickly added.
Sparkle heard from a rumor that the Miraculous Forger used Miraculous Item that can throw anyone over his Overhead Toss to throw Amber King over his Overhead Toss yesterday.
Sparkle instantly reminded me of Pardo's Overhead Toss.
Pardo's Overhead Toss was terrifying!
"Okay." Chen Li closed his Friends Circle.
"And you cannot borrow any power of Path."
"No problem. Come on."
"And the Miracle Card."
"You're asking for a lot, but it's fine."
"And professional skills."
"That would be a bit difficult..."
"A fair competition is the most important thing. I won't use the power of the Envoy of Joy, and you won't use these external things either, how about that?" Sparkle didn't mention a word about how her Envoy of Joy's power had just been taken away by Aha.
"But I feel like I'm getting ripped off." Chen Li isn't stupid.
"How about this? If you can win me over without using any special abilities or Miraculous Item, then I'll be your ever-changing girlfriend, okay?"
"Sigh, you not only repay kindness with enmity, but you also take advantage of me! That's too much."
"You're not scared, are you, Chen Li?" Sparkle asked back.
Do you even understand the concept of contractual obligation? Silver Wolf Sparkle!
Well, actually, Sparkle's sense of contract wasn't that strong, since Silver Wolf didn't offer enough for Sparkle to refuse.
The main concern is that if she can't stall Chen Li, what's the point of suffering for half an hour in the dating area? Would it all have been for nothing?
This enormous sunk cost led Sparkle to make a do-or-die decision.
"... Could Sparkle have been influenced by Aqua's brain?" Pardo, who was watching from the sidelines, was a little worried.
There's a reason for the lack of information about Sparkle: she only joined the Sparkle Friends Circle, but Chen Li didn't invite her to the Miraculous Item Group.
The Stupidity Halo and Loot Module can only be shared by members of the Miraculous Item group.
When Sparkle saw Chen Li nod, Sparkle smiled happily.
She had no idea what awaited her.
"Sparkle, you'll regret this."
"You're the one who'll regret this... I can run really fast!" Sparkle said with a laugh.
In Sparkle's memory, Chen Li has always been a player who relies on items, and in addition, Chen Li cannot use the power of Path, but Sparkle can!
The Masked Fool of the Elation Fate Chart is best at running away!
Moreover, Sparkle has a backup plan... a plan that is guaranteed to be profitable!
"Although I don't know where your mysterious confidence comes from, if this is your decision, then I choose to respect it. Ever since I ate a bite of [The World] and gained enough power to lift the Preservation Aeon, but because I was afraid I couldn't control it, I used my allocation ability to leave all the points idle, you are still the first person to make this request to me. Since that's the case, then I will grant your wish." Chen Li kindly gave the Revival Match card that he had just taken back from Sparkle back to Sparkle.
Chen Li was a little worried that she would lose control.
"???"
You mean you didn't actually use Pardo's ability to throw the Preservation Aeon over your Overhead Toss, but rather used brute force, right?
This doesn't make sense, does it?
"Aha... Chen Li, you must be joking, right?" Sparkle forced a smile.
"Hmm, just take it as a joke..." Chen Li took a step forward, and a terrifying wave of energy instantly surged around him, leaving a clear footprint on the arena that had been enhanced by the Aeon of Joy and was said to be able to withstand battles at the Aeon level.
Sparkle suddenly understood why the Aeon of Joy had gone to such great lengths.
"Sigh, it seems I have no choice but to reveal my trump card..." Sparkle suddenly sighed.
"Even facing someone like me who can throw Amber King over his Overhead Toss, instead of running away, you've decided to reveal your trump card? I hope you can give me some fun!"
"Hmph! Chen Li, never underestimate us Masked Fools! At any time, we Masked Fools have a secret technique that can be considered a sure-win!"
"What secret technique?" Chen Li clenched his fist, intrigued.
Sparkle lunged forward at Chen Li! Chen Li raised his fist, not afraid of Sparkle to her death, after all, Sparkle had Resurrection Card!
Just as the Sparkle approached Chen Li, Sparkle suddenly leaped up, and countless Sparkle scattered in the air, dazzling the onlookers.
Chen Li's response to this attack was... to slap him across the face.
A dazzling sword light shattered all the Sparkle the screen.
However, Chen Li deliberately missed one person: the one behind him.
Sparkle feels that the great God of Fun still has a little bit of conscience; at least when He took back His power Envoy of Joy, He also gave Him a special move—Flash.
According to God of Fun, this is the ultimate move that every Masked Fool can only use once in their lifetime!
And Sparkle have been used to this day!
Sparkle didn't believe in God of Fun's nonsense at all, but now she's actually using it herself!
"This is..." A smug smile appeared on Sparkle's lips as she flashed behind Chen Li.
"My path of begging for mercy! I'm sorry, darling, I was wrong! Let's talk about it when we get home!" Sparkle slid down to her knees and hugged Chen Li's leg.
After seeing that each of her clones had been cut by Chen Li's sword energy at least 17 times, Sparkle suddenly felt that the sunk cost wasn't so high after all.
"Couldn't you have held on for just one more second?" Chen Li grabbed Sparkle by the collar and pulled her in front of him.
"No. Since you're bound to beg for mercy anyway, why not beg for mercy sooner? We are the Masked Fools, but we're not stupid. As long as we're alive, we can always make a comeback." Sparkle shook her head.
"But you didn't beg for mercy from Acheron in the dating space either."
"That's because I know Acheron won't listen to my explanations at all, and begging for mercy won't help. Besides, Acheron is Emanator, but I am Emanator too!" Sparkle said confidently.
Why not ask if the Acheron fear me?
However, the answer is already quite obvious.
"Anything else?"
"And Acheron was swift and decisive. Baby, you cut me into seventeen pieces right away. It looked painful..." Sparkle looked at the dense spatial rifts still remaining in the air, cut open by the sword energy, and felt a chill run down her spine.
"Don't call me baby..."
"Then let's call each other 'darling'. Darling, I'm your ever-changing girlfriend."
"When... Sparkle, do you have any self-respect?" Chen Li was stunned for a moment, but quickly realized what he meant.
"What's integrity? How much can you sell it for? Does Pardo buy it back?" Sparkle tilted her head.
"..."
"Now you're completely convinced, right?"
"Uh-huh."
"You've given up, haven't you?"
"Uh-huh."
"Weren't you going to help your best friend Silver Wolf stall for time?"
"What are you talking about? Honey, Silver Wolf and I aren't that close. We just play video games together. Even if we were best friends, my boyfriend is more important, isn't he?"
"You seem unsurprised that I know about the Silver Wolf's involvement in this battle?"
"That's normal. Since Silver Wolf can provide a script about Penacony, it's not surprising that you have a script about the Herta Space Station, is it? Anyone with a bit of imagination can see through it."
Actually, it was because Sparkle knew something after seeing Chen Li invite Acheron to the dating space.
"I'm curious, how come you took on another job with Silver Wolf?" Chen Li asked curiously.
"Oh, that's because Silver Wolf didn't recognize any other Masked Fools. After contacting me, she discovered that I also knew you, so she guessed that I also had Friends Circle Terminal, and thus added each other as friends by searching for IDs," Sparkle said honestly.
Sorry, Silver Wolf.
It looks like it hurts a lot when Chen Li hits someone.
I surrender now!
Those who know how to surrender will enjoy life first!
"Okay... alright, stop hugging me, let go." Chen Li used his allocation ability again, leaving his Attribute Points idle.
Although Chen Li could increase his control over this power to adapt to it, the feeling was still uncomfortable.
It looks just like an adult Orca that has learned the art of shrinking its bones and swimming in a 1m×1m×1m tank.
Even a small horse pulling a big cart isn't done like that.