The Miraculous Forger from Honkai
Chapter 304

Chen Li: Silver Wolf, You Wouldn't Want Kafka to Find Out... (10K)

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"..." Although Sparkle really wanted to say that Silver Wolf's mouth was covered by you, how could you speak? But considering that if it wasn't Silver Wolf was unlucky, it might be her, Sparkle decisively chose to Shush.

Sparkle still can't forget the time Silver Wolf sent her a text message, which made Chen Li angry and made him hold her down on his lap and spank her for half a minute.

Moreover... feeling the slight tingling and pain coming from the soles of her feet Sparkle couldn't help but twist her body.

Heaven knows why there's an itchy powder among the Herta's Negative Artifacts.

When Chen Li personally helped Sparkle take off her shoes, applied itching powder to the sandals, and then put the sandals on for Sparkle refused...

However, there's something I can't refuse.

Sparkle could only feel ants crawling on the soles of her feet where they touched her shoes.

"Hmm!" The Silver Wolf hearing had not been blocked, began to move its body again after hearing Chen Li's words.

"Slap!" Chen Li's hand landed.

"Ugh!" The shame that Silver Wolf felt from being lightly patted on the buttocks in the dark far exceeded Silver Wolf expectations, causing Silver Wolf to collapse onto the table again.

Feeling insulted, Silver Wolf blushed with embarrassment. If his mouth hadn't been gagged, Silver Wolf would have already been gritting his teeth and sharpening his knife!

But it all turned out to be wishful thinking...

Silver Wolf had played games his whole life, never imagined that his butt would become someone else's Game Field!

That's outrageous!

"Silver Wolf is quite capable. He managed to keep the Herta Space Station, which was attacked by the Anti-Matter Legion more than an hour ago, from being like an isolated island. He never sent out a single distress signal, at least not to me." Chen Li stroked his chin and then put down his pen.

"I have heard Silver Wolf mention this before. Silver Wolf said that the tiny Herta Space Station actually has signals from 18 Friends Circle Terminals. It's truly a place where hidden talents abound... Darling, do you have many friends on the Herta Space Station?" Sparkle asked, then began to write seriously.

For the past half hour and for some time to come, this will likely be the only pastime for Sparkle and Chen Li.

Sparkle also became interested in this kind of game.

It's not because the game is particularly fun or profound, but because Sparkle might actually be able to beat Chen Li in this game.

Sparkle never imagined that the feeling of victory in a competition could be so moving and tear-jerking.

They also learned that hard-won victories are all the more precious!

Although Sparkle didn't want to understand this matter, Sparkle wanted was to keep winning and keep having fun!

"No, among the friends I distributed the Friends Circle Terminals to at the Herta Space Station, besides the Little Herta, only Asta was included. And each friend's standard configuration for Friends Circle is two... However, I did distribute 16 Friends Circle Terminals yesterday, asking those with Friends Circle Terminal to help me inspect the Star Destroyer. Silver Wolf was probably referring to these," Chen Li said after thinking for a moment.

Chen Li had given up on correcting Sparkle for calling him "darling" because it was impossible to correct her.

As you know Sparkle never listens to advice.

"Silver Wolf, how did you find these 18 Friends Circle Terminals and block their signals?" Chen Li patted Silver Wolf's butt and asked curiously.

"Hmm!"

"Oh, I almost forgot, look at my memory..." Chen Li patted his head in feigned annoyance, then removed the gag from the Silver Wolf's mouth.

"Chen Li, you..."

"Silver Wolf, you can insult me, I'll take it, but I'll use all your gacha pulls on the permanent banner." Chen Li tapped Silver Wolf's game console.

"..." Silver Wolf shut his mouth instantly.

As expected, gamers know better how to target other gamers.

"Alright, answer my question now, and be nicer," Chen Li said.

"It's not difficult. Although I don't know how to hack into the Friends Circle Terminal, I know that the only electronic device I can't easily hack in the entire Herta Space Station is the Friends Circle Terminal. Once I locate the Friends Circle Terminal, I can retrieve it. Dealing with ordinary staff members isn't difficult. Of course, I didn't harm them," Silver Wolf said.

The Friends Circle Terminal can be used as a mobile phone. Since it can be used as a mobile phone, both Asta and the lucky clerks who obtained Chen Li's Friends Circle Terminal will choose to connect it to the Herta Space Station's network for convenient daily use...

The issue isn't with the Friends Circle Terminal, but with the behavior of connecting to the Herta Space Station network.

Then they followed the clues and found out what happened.

"Well... there's no problem. As expected of a genius hacker, I'll find a way to improve this."

Silver Wolf's thought process is exactly the same as that of a certain Stand User face is practically screaming "invincible".

Since we can't tell which of the people around us is the Stand User's true form, let's beat them all up!

Since we can't tell which one is the Friends Circle Terminal, let's hack into them all. The one we can't hack is the one we're talking about!

"But I have another question. Ordinary staff members can't turn their Friends Circle Terminal into a virtual panel, but Asta can, right? When she's not using her phone, she can turn it into a virtual panel and put it away. How did you get your hands on Asta's Friends Circle Terminal?"

The Friends Circle Terminal that Chen Li gave to Asta has the function of switching back and forth between the status of the mobile phone and the virtual panel.

Virtual panels sound appealing, but many people say that the user experience is not as good as that of a mobile phone.

People might find it understandable to laugh mindlessly at their phones, but laughing mindlessly at thin air is a different story...

If Silver Wolf were to forcibly seize it, Asta would definitely report the loss of her Friends Circle Terminal to the Great Herta immediately using her backup Friends Circle Terminal.

Silver Wolf was indeed quite lucky; the Great Herta had been engrossed in researching world data lately and wasn't at the Herta Space Station. Or perhaps the Great Herta itself had never actually visited the Herta Space Station more than a few times.

And since Aincrad had just launched, Little Herta also went to visit Aincrad.

This resulted in the Herta Space Station truly becoming an isolated island.

"This..." Silver Wolf hesitated, wanting to say something but stopping himself.

"You know Silver Wolf, right? I can eat anything..." Chen Li's fingers brushed over Silver Wolf's fishing net clothes and stopped at the outside of Silver Wolf's thigh.

"!!!"

"I'll talk!" Silver Wolf shouted hastily, fearing that Chen Li would unleash his beastly nature.

"So what exactly happened?"

"Um... I found out from the surveillance footage that the station manager Asta, did not have Friends Circle Terminal."

"How is that possible?"

"Because she handed over the Friends Circle Terminal to Peppy, which is her dog, and her dog is helping her chat in the group..."

"???" by Chen Li.

You can never imagine what you're chatting with on the other end of your phone!

Chen Li had heard Asta complain that she didn't spend much time in the group chat, so she didn't have enough chat history to travel through time or send red envelopes.

But Chen Li never expected that Asta would resolve the issue in this way.

Want Peppy to help you chat in the group?

That's amazing!

"Wait a minute. So that means... Silver Wolf, you heartless bastard, you even went after Peppy?!" Chen Li was furious and slapped Silver Wolf's butt hard.

"That's enough! Stop spanking my bottom! What if it gets swollen?" Silver Wolf said angrily.

"And I made it up to Peppy by buying her the most expensive dog food I could get! I just don't know why she seemed to look disgusted when she saw that bag of dog food... What a tasteless thing."

"Heh, the total value of all the nice things Peppy has used in her life is probably more than your bounty," Chen Li sneered.

Would Peppy even like the dog food you bought?

Its dog food might be worth more than all your game accounts combined!

"Heh, who do you think you are? My bounty is 5.1 billion!" Silver Wolf said disdainfully.

"Its owner Asta, probably has 5.1 billion Credits pocket money a month. You can't imagine the world of the rich."

"... If I had that many Credits, I could empty the card pools of 76 accounts!" Silver Wolf muttered to himself.

"Oh, right, speaking of bounties... you're the one who brought the Anti-Matter Legion to the Herta Space Station, right?" Chen Li poked Silver Wolf's face.

"But no clerks died, I guarantee that!" Silver Wolf, unaware of Chen Li's intentions, immediately began stacking armor around himself.

"That's a case of being spared the death penalty but not escaped punishment; the damage the Anti-Matter Legion caused to the Herta Space Station was real. So I'm considering whether to hand you over to the Interastral Peace Corporation in exchange for the bounty..."

"No! Besides, the Interastral Peace Corporation is really wicked. Once you capture me and send me to them, they will definitely use all sorts of methods to delay the payment of the bounty. And the worst part is that this money will be taxed! So you might as well let me go, and I'll get you the 5.1 billion Credits."

"You've collected 5.1 billion Credits, is that for real?"

"Real!"

"Can we gather them all within an hour?"

"One day is way too fast. Even Interastral Peace Corporation wouldn't transfer money to you in a day."

"Can't I?"

"Of course not! If Interastral Peace Corporation could, I'd eat my electronic screen right here and now!"

"Let's make a bet then."

"What kind of bet?"

"If you can get me 5.1 billion Credits at the same speed that Interastral Peace Corporation gives me, I'll forgive and forget everything. But if you can't do that... you'll have to rent your ass to me to play games!"

"You childish idiot!" Silver Wolf, who had been on tenterhooks, didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

The good news is that he's starting to see himself as a human being again.

The bad news is, he doesn't see himself as a woman!

So, will you agree or not?

"Agree! Why wouldn't I agree? Although I don't know the bounty distribution process, I do know about the Interastral Peace Corporation!" Silver Wolf nodded.

Silver Wolf simply didn't believe that Interastral Peace Corporation could make payments so quickly.

Even if Chen Li is Miraculous Forger, if the Interastral Peace Corporation wants to curry favor with Chen Li, it will definitely try to negotiate some terms... As long as the Interastral Peace Corporation can buy itself one minute, no, eight seconds, Silver Wolf is confident that he can get 5.1 billion Credits for Chen Li online.

I forgot the beginning, I forgot the end, but anyway, 5.1 billion Credits can travel around the Milky Way in just 8 seconds!

As for whether Chen Li's account will be banned, that's not something Silver Wolf needs to worry about.

"Then you'll just have to wait and see. Let's test the speed at which Interastral Peace Corporation makes payments." Chen Li ripped off the blindfold covering Silver Wolf's eyes.

Upon seeing the light again, Silver Wolf instinctively closed his eyes, and after a while, he looked at Chen Li, who was making a phone call.

"Hello, Topaz? This is the Miraculous Forger. I've captured the Silver Wolf. Transfer the money to me." After the call connected, Chen Li, wearing the Golden Honkai-Moe King mask, helped the Silver Wolf up from the table and took a photo with him, his arm around the Silver Wolf's shoulder.

"Okay, Mister Miraculous Forger ... Alright, the money has almost arrived." Topaz was clearly taken aback for a moment, then gave a professional smile and nodded repeatedly.

"Ding! 5.1 billion Credits have been deposited into the Interastral Peace Corporation's bank account." Chen Li's Friends Circle Terminal also rang at the same time.

Silver Wolf was visibly taken aback.

Dude, is the payment this fast?

I was just by Chen Li's side, not being sent to the headquarters of the Interastral Peace Corporation by him. Don't you guys check my qualifications?

Are you guys sick in the head?

Silver Wolf knew before that the reputation of Genius Society members was useful, but he didn't expect it to be this useful.

That's 5.1 billion Credits, not 51 Credits.

Was it three seconds? Probably not!

"See? I told you Interastral Peace Corporation would make payments quickly, didn't I?" Chen Li said smugly.

"... Are you really going to send me to the Interastral Peace Corporation?"

"Emmm... never mind, I'll keep Silver Wolf for myself. Alright, Topaz, I regret it. I'll keep Silver Wolf, but could you help me transfer the 5.1 billion Credits? I'll cover the transaction fees," Chen Li said after thinking for a moment.

"Even if the deal falls through, we can still be on good terms. Although Mister Miraculous Forger didn't deliver the infamous Stellaron Hunter Silver Wolf to the Interastral Peace Corporation headquarters, his courage is commendable and deserves praise. On behalf of the Interastral Peace Corporation, I thank Mister Miraculous Forger for his help to the Interastral Peace Corporation's business. Please accept this 5.1 billion Credits as a token of my gratitude," Topaz continued with a smile.

"Even if you praise me like this, I won't give you even one extra draw. If you want to draw cards, go and spend money yourself," Chen Li said warily.

"..." Topaz's lips twitched noticeably.

When it comes to this gacha system, Topaz gets a little flustered.

Topaz never imagined that the pay-to-win tactics used by Interastral Peace Corporation in operating games would ultimately be applied to Interastral Peace Corporation itself...

Starting yesterday, the behemoth Interastral Peace Corporation went into full operation to support Amber King, spending trillions to aid those dilapidated planets!

Topaz didn't know how many draws Interastral Peace Corporation collected in one day yesterday, but Topaz knew that everything was fine during the day, but last night Interastral Peace Corporation's game planner was dragged out of bed to meet with Interastral Peace Corporation's senior management.

The specific details are unknown, but the game planner is still hanging upside down at the headquarters of Interastral Peace Corporation.

The reason given publicly was that the game planner made a major decision-making error.

But Topaz suspected that the higher-ups at Interastral Peace Corporation had gotten the guaranteed drop wrong when drawing cards.

"In short, Interastral Peace Corporation is holding a gratitude and reward event, so please be sure to accept these 5.1 billion Credits," Topaz said.

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