The Miraculous Forger from Honkai
Chapter 337

Chapter 337

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Chen Li did intend to teach this the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer a lesson, but fighting and killing were not a good idea. It would be better to... work to pay off the debt.

Countless Poké Balls shot out from the Imaginary Rift and flew toward the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer.

"This is... the time of judgment!"

Chapter 280 Raiden Shogun: Musou Isshin!... Wait, Kitsune Saiguu? Damn! (9K "... Dude, are you really that good at dodging?" Chen Li was genuinely stunned when he saw the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer precisely dodge every Poké Ball.

Your skill in dodging bullet hell would make you a master, even in Gensokyo.

On rainy days, you probably won't need an umbrella to avoid every drop of rain.

The evaluation is that it is an extraordinary footwork honed through playing with knives!

So, those Poké Balls she dodged should be okay if they fall down, right? That should be the Teyvat continent below, right?

Chen Li peeked out and took a look at the Poké Balls that had vanished without a trace.

Never mind, it shouldn't be a big problem.

After all, only those with Stigmata can use Poké Balls.

Unless Bronya grows up and comes to this world to become the Snezhnayan Empress, no one will be able to use those Poké Balls.

As for the possibility of Poké Ball being thrown down and hitting an important character, and then coincidentally being captured... the probability is no less than Chen Li picking up a cat on the road and that cat suddenly telling Chen Li that it is the Trickster Titan, and then granting her permanent cat-petting rights at level 50.

"You despicable stranger, your journey ends here!"

"Why does it sound like a robot? Does it have any other lines?" Chen Li complained.

"Forget it, never mind. I'm facing such a huge crisis now, so I should be entitled to some kind of reward..."

When you encounter a crisis, you will inevitably reap corresponding rewards.

Looking at the empty space before him, except for the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer, Chen Li felt that there could be nothing else to reward him besides the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer.

Although those the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer are not a threat to themselves, they should still benefit from it, right?

Otherwise, why would a time traveler with such a talent bring themselves here?

Are you trying to lick the boots of those the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer?

"The battle is over! It's not too late to surrender now!" Chen Li held the toy-shaped [God Must Die] directly at the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer.

After all, it's common knowledge that surrendering means losing half the battle.

"Hmph!" Seeing the small knife in Chen Li's hand that probably couldn't even cut a watermelon, the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer snorted coldly and then bent down to rush towards Chen Li.

"Oh? After I revealed the God Must Die, instead of running away, you charged at me?" Chen Li's face revealed a mocking smile.

The Heavenly Principles' Maintainer remained silent, yet manipulated countless Imaginary Cubes to fly towards Chen Li.

"Buzz!"

"Buzz!"

When the chainsaw roars, God knows!

The moment the blade of the radish knife was pried into the groove, the chainsaw, swirling with endless blood energy, reappeared in Chen Li's hands!

The Miraculous Item that had just slaughtered all the gods in the world revealed its ferocity for the first time in this world!

The Heavenly Principles' Maintainer rushed toward Chen Li at a fast pace, but that was not her limit, because she could escape Chen Li even faster.

On that day, a crimson meteor streaked across the sky of Teyvat! It brought fear to the gods of another world!

However, no matter where the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer flee, when you look back you can always see that figure carrying a chainsaw walking quietly behind you. Everything is silent, except for the roar of the chainsaw that makes your heart tremble.

The next moment, the chainsaw, trailing a blood-red streak of light, landed behind the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer.

"Take a deep breath, it's normal to feel dizzy..." Chen Li said softly.

"We found a cat on the street, family."

"It says it wants to go home with me!"

"... Do you think we'd believe your nonsense? We're not blind; where has He shown even the slightest intention of wanting to go home with you?"

"Whoosh!" A white figure, tightly bound by golden threads, was seen writhing back and forth on the floor of the Astral Express.

The humiliation of being watched by countless people made the other party struggle even more fiercely.

The gold thread is the embodiment of the Cleanup Master's cleaning tools, and it is very suitable for binding people.

The evil god who helped Tonghua clean up the other world also gave Chen Li a huge amount of gold coins.

A Miracle Card, an extra 25 Crystals, 15,000 Starstones, a large amount of Karma Coins, a large amount of Cleanup Tools, a large amount of Civilization Value...

The only downside is the lack of Imaginary Value, but the "Bequest of Fate" chest dropped by defeating the evil god in Tonghua makes up for this.

Perhaps some evil gods were not killed directly by Tonghua, but basically all evil gods had been inflicted with bleeding stacks by Tonghua. Therefore, as long as Little Evil God was not crushed to death in the early stages, it is counted as a kill by Tonghua.

Bleeding, isn't that amazing?

Tonghua is still watching as Pardo helps her open the box.

"Hmm... is it a bit inappropriate to tie her up like this?" Kiana looked at the figure in front of her that looked somewhat similar to herself and couldn't help but feel pity.

"Please, but she attacked me first, saying things like 'despicable outsider' and rushing at me. I explained, but she wouldn't listen... If others find out, they'll think I'm the villain," Chen Li said unhappily.

"You look just like a villain right now." Houraisan Kaguya pointed at Chen Li, who was holding a blood-red chainsaw in one hand and standing on a white maomao insect with the other.

"No, I don't mean to release her, but to change her hair color or shave it all off. That would make me feel much better," Kiana explained.

Everyone turned to look.

I thought a living Buddha had arrived, but it turned out to be a Living Yama.

"Isn't that a bit unnecessary? What should we do with this person?" Chen Li looked at the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer he had captured with some distress after putting away the God Must Die.

"You arrested him, so who are you asking?"

"I just want to earn Bequest of Fate Chests and scam some Crystals and Starstones. What bad intentions could I possibly have?" Chen Li blinked.

"You killed her once?"

"Yes, but I gave the Revival Match to the opponent before killing them. The act of killing a god and taking the opponent away from the Teyvat continent earned me quite a lot of Starstones," Chen Li said.

It's just death; it doesn't mean we can't be resurrected.

If it weren't for the fact that killing oneself prevents one from repeatedly obtaining gold coins, Chen Li could commit suicide every day for fun.

"That's great! Why are you thinking of letting her go? Can't you just catch her with Poké Ball?"

"Uh... the good news is that they gave a lot, but the bad news is that they gave too much." Chen Li scratched his head.

12 Crystals plus 5000 Starstones... The key is the Starstones. This doesn't seem like the kind of reward you get from taking away a god, does it?

Chen Li only received 15,000 Starstones for helping Tonghua kill all the evil gods in the other party's world.

"Wait a minute, didn't you just mention Teyvat?" Kitsune Saiguu suddenly asked.

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

"This is a god from the continent of Teyvat. Which god?" Kitsune Saiguu inquired.

As a member of the Raiden's retinue, Kitsune Saiguu had actually never seen many gods before, so it was normal for him not to recognize this unfamiliar deity.

"The Heavenly Principles' Maintainer".

"Oh, the guardian of Heavenly Principles... the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer? Holy crap, you brought her here?"

"Is there a problem? Or do you know some secrets?" Chen Li asked.

"I don't know what the secret is, but I feel... you seem to have done something extraordinary. What If she is the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer, then without her, there is no one to maintain the Heavenly Principles order, so does Teyvat have no Heavenly Principles?" Kitsune Saiguu asked.

Kitsune Saiguu had actually heard of the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer...

Or rather, it left a deep impression.

After all, it was Heavenly Principles who Destruction Khaenri'ah with the help of the Seven Gods, and the Raiden God, Lei Raiden Makoto, also died in that war.

However, Kitsune Saiguu wouldn't just open his mouth with: "Raiden is dead, I have no intention of explaining," and then grab a chainsaw and kill the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer.

The fall of Khaenri'ah seems to be connected to many untold stories.

"... Let's think of a way to send her back." Chen Li said, looking at the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer whom he had trampled under his feet.

"Isn't that simple? Chen Li, after you defeated this god, you should have obtained some kind of Miracle Card, right? Once you get Miracle Card, you can place a beacon, right? You should have placed one, right?"

"..."

"You didn't release it?"

"No, there are no Miracle Cards at all. Now, as the Miraculous Forger level increases, it seems that the difficulty of obtaining Miracle Cards has also increased accordingly. Simply defeating a god is no longer enough," Chen Li said, shaking his head.

Of course, it's also possible that the increase in the number of Miracle Cards has led to an increase in some kind of hidden stats, making it more difficult for Miracle Cards to appear.

Initially, Chen Li would receive Miracle Card for defeating a Herrscher.

Now, even if Chen Li were to tie all the remaining Herrschers from the First Civilization Era together and slap them to death, he might not even get a single Miracle Card.

In short, pausing the crafting of Miraculous Item in order to obtain Miracle Cards is putting the cart before the horse, since Chen Li's profession is Miraculous Forger.

"Then you must have location coordinates for devices like those used to post on Friends Circle Terminal, right?"

"..."

"None?"

"It's not my fault, she insisted on coming home with me right away," Chen Li said, pointing to the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer.

"Ugh!" The Heavenly Principles' Maintainer struggled frantically.

Listen to this, are you even speaking human language?

Was I urging you? Wasn't it because after being Overhead Toss, my whole body became unresponsive, and I wanted to shake my head, but ended up nodding?

"Although I don't know what the Heavenly Principles' Maintainer are saying, I imagine they're using very vulgar language."

"Really."

"Ah, I have a plan!" Aqua suddenly said.

"What plan?"

"It seems that Kitsune Saiguu is from the Teyvat continent you mentioned, right? Then she must have acquaintances in that other world. Why not just touch Kitsune Saiguu the Peaceful Longbow, and then use the 'Cut the Weeds and Eliminate the Roots' function to tie her up and shoot her at their friend's place?"

"You know what, that's exactly what I was thinking! I was planning to use this method to try and travel to Teyvat with the Friends Circle Terminal once I collected Resurrection Cards." Kitsune Saiguu nodded repeatedly.

The Kitsune Saiguu itself is not important; it can be resurrected anywhere. What's important is the Friends Circle Terminal. With Friends Circle, you can watch ads through links, which is equivalent to having countless Resurrection Cards.

"Great, let's do it that way!"

"I have no objection. Can I borrow your Friends Circle? My 7-day summoning period is almost over. If I don't revive soon, Jingliu will have a sword to my throat and make me revive and get out of the Fox Heroic Spirit gacha pool." Kitsune Saiguu nodded, agreeing to the plan.

"Wait, something's not right!" Chen Li suddenly realized something as he watched the arrow of the Peaceful Longbow disappear into the distance.

"What's wrong?"

"Why should we listen to Aqua?! Don't we have Slap Gloves?"

"Damn, that's right."

"I initially thought Aqua's sudden inspiration was meant to make Aqua scheme a little unethical when used, but it turns out it's a bit of a useful quirk amidst the unethicalness?!"

"And more importantly, why didn't any of us realize what the problem was?"

"..." All eyes turned to the Aeon of Joy.

"It wasn't me... okay, it was me." Aha shrugged.

"???"

"Have you all forgotten that when I returned to this world on the Astral Express, and after Chen Li disappeared, I gave each of you a mask? I said it was a blessing of Elation."

"It helps everyone find the Elation within themselves, and what makes Aqua happy is... intellectually overwhelming everyone here. Thus... the blessing of Elation and the blessing of Erudition resonate together," Aha explained.

At the same time, Aha's figure became increasingly faint.

Clearly, Aha had been holding back a big surprise from the beginning, and only revealed it to everyone at the final stop, which was also when they returned to the starting point.

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