Chapter 340
I can totally revive your sister, repair your knife, and even call your group of best friends to come and party with you, right?
Although Chen Li really wanted to say that, he couldn't bring himself to say it because he felt too "Firstborn".
Otto's version is still too advanced.
They can spout hilarious quotes anytime, anywhere.
"I can let go of your mouth, but can you calm down first? Please don't make a loud noise and call the people outside in."
Although Chen Li said that, Raiden Ei still looked at Chen Li coldly, as if he would immediately make a sharp explosion if Chen Li let go of him.
"Well then... hehehe, Raiden Ei, you wouldn't want your most loyal subordinates, who are willing to give their lives for you, to barge in and be treated this or that by me, would you?" Chen Li changed to a more emotionally intelligent way of putting it.
"..."
Chen Li clearly sensed a change in Raiden Ei's gaze, which must have been moved by his high emotional intelligence in his words.
Then Chen Li pulled out the thing that had been stuffed into Raiden Ei's mouth after the gold threads, which had been bundled into a ball, were tied up.
And Raiden Ei, as expected, did not shout or scream.
"I know you're feeling very heavy-hearted right now, and ordinary words of persuasion may no longer be of any use, so I'm going to take drastic measures."
"Raiden Ei, when you wake up, you will find that everything has changed. The world is no longer cruel, and the ordinary daily life you once longed for is within reach. Your knife will be by your side again, and even the sister who gave you the knife will reach out to you again. Your best friend, Kitsune Saiguu, will look at you with concern and ask if you want to eat some sweets... This is my final gift."
"You're dreaming!" Raiden Ei glared at Chen Li.
"This life is the most noble and supreme! No one can shake my unyielding will! Whatever you want to do to me, you will fail!"
Seeing the shocked look on the thief's face, Raiden Ei's mood finally improved a little.
Hmm, wait a minute?
Wrong!
"Huh? Look at this kid, he's so angry at the Raiden Shogun puppet that his brain is fried. It's time to strike hard."
"Little Ying, Little Ying, don't be afraid. The bad guys have been driven away. Go back to your original form!" Chen Li pressed the pink light emanating from his hands onto Raiden Ei's face.
Moe Ying Body! Activate!
Honestly, the current scene really resembles a crime scene where someone tries to use the ability to manipulate people's minds to turn a defeated and captured female general into whatever they want her to be.
"..."
No, it's not just similar, it is!
"..."
When the golden silk binding Raiden Sakura was easily freed by the shrunken, several-fold smaller whimper, it meant that half the battle was won.
All that's left is for Raiden Ei to distribute the snacks in the basket he's carrying to other people he knows, which will solve the problem of Raiden Ei's excessive mental stress leading to his incoherent ramblings!
"Go ahead, Raiden Ei, let me see the limits of your interpersonal skills!" Chen Li said expectantly.
Raiden Ei didn't move.
"Hmm, move! What are you doing standing here like this?"
"You don't have any friends, do you?"
"Happy!"
Chen Li couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Waaah!" Raiden Ei looked very angry.
"But that's not right. Even if you don't consider Kujou Sara and the like as friends, you should at least have some contact with them. And where's your Yae Miko? Too far away, no signal? That shouldn't be the case..."
Just as Chen Li was wondering what was wrong with Raiden Ei, he saw Raiden Ei turn into a whiny monster and start taking snacks out of the basket in his hand and placing them in front of the pile of ashes in the Kitsune Saiguu.
"Oh, so even a deceased friend can be a friend..." Chen Li's eyes were opened.
Because Chen Li had never seen this situation before.
So these snacks can be used as offerings?
"And your snack is actually tricolor dumplings?" Looking at the string of tricolor dumplings placed in front of Kitsune Saiguu, Chen Li hesitated for a moment, then picked up the string of dumplings and tasted them.
Chen Li knew that Raiden Ei must have some misunderstanding about her, so it was impossible for her to give him snacks on her own initiative. So she might as well come and freeload off Kitsune Saiguu.
While directly rejecting the request from the Kitsune Saiguu to teleport to Chen Li side, Chen Li frantically stole and ate the Kitsune Saiguu's offerings.
After Chen Li stole a string of offerings, Raiden Ei placed another string of tricolor dumplings on top.
"Family members, I've discovered that the offerings in front of the ashes at the Kitsune Saiguu can be refreshed in real time!" Chen Li picked up another string of tricolor dumplings.
Raiden Ei turned to look at Chen Li and placed three strings of tricolor dumplings on the table.
After placing it down, it lifted its short legs and walked towards the outside of the Tenshukaku.
But before they had taken two steps, they heard the sound of someone stealing food behind them. When they turned around, they saw that the three strings of offerings in front of the Kitsune Saiguu were gone again.
Raiden Ei are back, continuing to show tricolor dumplings...
"Burp." Chen Li burped.
"Did you eat a bit too much today? It's all your fault," Chen Li said, turning to Raiden Ei.
Today, Chen Li ate half of the divinity of all the evil gods that Tonghua had given him... Originally, Chen Li planned to keep this divinity to create Miraculous Item, but plans can't keep up with changes.
Tonghua Tale guarantees that Chen Li already possesses the divine attribute of whichever evil god he desires; he doesn't need to conserve divine attributes, he can simply consume it!
Then Chen Li ate it.
"Waaah!" Raiden Ei, who had transformed into a whining monster, was so angry at Chen Li's behavior of scolding the cook after finishing his meal that he almost started talking.
This person has been stealing the offerings from her best friend, and has never stopped!
You can't curse them, and you can't beat them in a fight...
The whining monster can only whimper; it can't swear.
The hammer that Raiden Ei pulled out from under her skirt, which was even bigger than Chen Li, had no effect on Chen Li when it hit him, as if the hammer was made of a balloon.
The priority of the exceptional attack code bestowed upon the Yingying Monster by the Miraculous Item is lower than that of Chen Li, the Miraculous Forger. Therefore, others cannot play the Yingying Monster, but Chen Li can.
There will be some impact, but it won't be significant.
"Waaah!" Seeing Chen Li brazenly stealing the offerings, Raiden Ei Yingdong suddenly started supporting himself on the ground with both hands.
Because of the Yingying Monster's body shape, its legs and arms are the same length.
Arched back, whimpering, crawling, eyes narrowed to slits...
"Hmm, what are you doing?" Chen Li asked curiously after seeing the whining monster make a gesture he had never seen before.
"Eek!"
"Bang!" After gathering strength with both hands and feet, Raiden Ei slammed into Chen Li's stomach like a high-speed missile.
"Pfft, cough cough!"
As it turns out, even Miraculous Forger shouldn't play with the whimpering monster carelessly.
A hammer might not be useful, but size collisions are.
"Does it hurt that much when you bump into someone, you little whimper?" Chen Li rubbed his stomach.
Ah, I have an idea...
[What If the whimpering monster's impact force is so strong, and the whimpering monster is unharmed, and it automatically returns to its friends, what if we used the whimpering monster as ammunition for the Peaceful Longbow? We wouldn't even need to equip them with Friends Circle as a shield! The offensive power might not be high, but the insulting power is immense. We could even airdrop Whiny Body Virus using this method!]
"???"
Chen Li was astonished by his extraordinary talent.
How did you become so immoral?
But then again, it doesn't seem like it's entirely impossible...
But wouldn't doing this be a bit too much for the whiny girl?
Meanwhile, Raiden Ei, who had just knocked Chen Li away, was also sent flying by the reaction force and crashed to the ground with a thud... headfirst.
But because the whimpering monster was almost immune to damage, after rolling around a few times, it stood up refreshed and placed its hands on the floor again...
"Wait, I just wanted to help you get rid of the three-colored dumplings a little more so you can get back to normal quickly. Please stop bumping into me!"
"Eek!"
"Whoosh!"
"Bang!"
It's like Raiden Ei has entered a second phase, no longer using a weak and powerless hammer, but instead using himself as a weapon to continuously unleash super headbutts!
Fortunately, Chen Li reacted quickly. When the other party rammed into him for the third time, he grabbed the other party's head, lifted the other party by the back of his collar, and quickly grabbed the snacks that the other party had hung on his waist after entering the second stage.
As Chen Li took out the last snack, Raiden Ei, just like a transformation scene in an animated film, returned to its normal shape in a cloud of smoke with a bang.
Chen Li and Raiden Ei, whom she was lifting by the back of his collar, looked at each other in silence.
"Would you like some tricolor dumplings?" Chen Li asked, holding up three strings of tricolor dumplings in his hand.
Although making the person who distributed the snacks eat them back would only add to their troubles, Chen Li had already eaten over a hundred skewers of tricolor dumplings, so the trouble of three more skewers wouldn't make a difference.
"..." Raiden Ei stared at Chen Li without saying a word.
I still remember how you frantically stole the offerings from my dearest friend's ashes!
How could a mere three strings of tricolor dumplings possibly make me let go of my grudges?
Even if Raiden Ei were to jump off the Tenshukaku today and starve to death Tenshukaku, I would never eat a single thing from you!
"It smells so good! Chen Li, how can this kind of dessert, the Three-Color Dumpling, be so delicious?" Raiden Ei asked incredulously as he took a bite of a dumpling from the Three-Color Dumpling.
Raiden Ei declares in advance that although Raiden Ei did not jump off the Tenshukaku or starve to death here, Raiden Ei did not eat a single thing from Chen Li!
Because Raiden Ei was eating snacks that Chen Li had stolen from him!
So this was originally my own!
"..." Chen Li remained silent.
"Why aren't you saying anything? By the way, what did you add to the tricolor dumplings? What's this magic that makes food taste better?" Raiden Ei pressed.
"You wouldn't want to know," Chen Li shook his head.
Chen Li couldn't very well say that he had added Starstones dust to the tricolor dumpling, could he?
That is, the pile of purple, glittering dust that remained after Kitsune Saiguu's death.
This isn't a bad taste.
It's not a bad taste.
It's not a bad taste!
Because these are not the ashes of the Kitsune Saiguu!
It's Chen Li 'Starstones ashes!
Heroic Spirits have no physical bodies; What If they die, they simply evaporate instantly.
Chen Li doesn't usually use magic to maintain the Kitsune Saiguu's bodily functions, because Chen Li doesn't have magic either. However, Chen Li can't replenish the Kitsune Saiguu's Mana Transfer through body-body exchange, so he chooses to feed the Kitsune Saiguu Starstones.
The Kitsune Saiguu is powered by the Raiden's Gnosis, and feeding it one or two Starstones a day is enough to maintain the master-servant relationship between the Kitsune Saiguu and Chen Li.
Before the Kitsune Saiguu was shot at, Chen Li had already retrieved the Raiden's Gnosis.
However, because the properties of Starstones are Taiyi as magic, some components precipitated in Kitsune Saiguu's body and turned into Starstones powder with Kitsune Saiguu's death.
Raiden Ei wasn't so senile as to be tempted by the Three-Colored Dumplings. Chen Li had further processed the Three-Colored Dumplings, which made them so delicious that they could tempt even the gods.
Using Starstones powder is also a convenient option... to avoid waste.
After acquiring the Gourmet Cells, Chen Li never wasted any food.
How do you know I don't want to know if you don't tell me?
"Stop talking nonsense and eat your tricolor dumplings."
"Oh... let's continue our previous topic. What... what are you doing? Are you going to collect Kitsune Saiguu's ashes?"