The Miraculous Forger from Honkai
Chapter 65

The Xianzhou's Divine Physician-Chen Li!

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Let me see!

"Alright, alright, then I won't hold back." Chen Li's expression turned serious. Seeing Elysia pressing closer, he decided to use his trump card.

"Hehehe, you personally handed me this trump card, Elysia! Let me show you the ultimate move of my Gourmet Cells..." Chen Li held his breath.

Then he slowly unleashed his ultimate move.

The Herrscher Transforms!

Elysia, who had been smiling and eager to see what kind of trouble Chen Li would cause, suddenly changed her expression. She sniffed the air, slowly walked to Chen Li's side, and looked at Chen Li with a puzzled expression.

"I don't know why... but, Xiao Li, you smell so good." Elysia couldn't help but rub her face against Chen Li's shoulder.

"Hmph, I already told you it's my ace, didn't I?" Chen Li shrugged.

The second effect of the Gourmet Cells Miraculous Item: Deliciousness.

This effect not only allows Chen Li to taste the different flavors of any food he eats, but also makes Chen Li more delicious.

"Delicious" doesn't refer to something like spraying perfume, but rather to Chen Li being able to fake the scent of delicious food and exude a flavor that would be appealing to the food, thus making it lose its hostility.

It's like a cat seeing a calico cat that smells like catnip.

Chen Li recently consumed a lock of Elysia's hair, which has increased his allure to Elysia, the Herrscher of the Human.

Seeing Elysia sitting obediently next to him, eating normal barbecue in small bites, but her eyes were not honest at all, wandering around him, Chen Li suddenly had a bold idea.

Chapter 79 The Xianzhou Divine Doctor — Chen Li!

"Let me make this clear first, I sell my body, not my skills," Chen Li warned Elysia repeatedly.

"Okay, okay, so can we start now? I can't wait!" Elysia exclaimed excitedly.

"Alright, come on, go ahead and humiliate me." Chen Li lay down on the camping blanket, stretched out his body, and closed his eyes.

"What you're saying is so strange. But then again, why do you charge me money when I'm the one giving you my lap as a pillow?" Elysia looked at Chen Li, whose head was resting on her lap, and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

Forget about all that nonsense, let's just start inhaling.

"Baby, you smell so good."

"Not only do you physically abuse me, but you also verbally and mentally provoke me. Elysia, how despicable of you!"

"Is this some kind of new role-playing game? I don't remember ordering this kind of service before," Elysia said, stroking Chen Li's hair with a mix of amusement and exasperation.

Elysia felt like she was petting a cat.

For some reason, Elysia always wanted to touch Chen Li, whose scent inexplicably made her drool.

So Elysia gave up her 10 Crystal flowers in exchange for Chen Li's right to touch her.

But it must be said that seeing Chen Li's deliberately feigned resistance, Elysia did become even more excited.

It seems really interesting.

Chen Li, lying on Elysia's lap, wasn't at a bad deal either...

No, or rather, even if Elysia gives him nothing, Chen Li wouldn't lose out.

Chen Li learned from the instruction manual that compared to exchanging bodily fluids and directly tasting the food itself, trying the other person's condensed power could also increase resistance, although the increase was rather small.

Even What If a food has its own aroma, you can increase your resistance by tasting the aroma.

For example, the fragrance of flowers.

Floral fragrances consist of many low-molecular-weight volatile components, which are secondary metabolites released by the flowers.

In other words, the fragrance of flowers is also part of the flower itself.

Theoretically speaking, body odor is also part of a biological process... right?

"You cold-hearted woman," Chen Li said resentfully, looking at Elysia.

"Aha... I've had enough of touching you, so I don't want to anymore. Is there a problem with that?" Elysia laughed awkwardly.

"Now you've entered 'Sage Mode' and are treating me like dirt, huh? But it really is evening now, you guys should probably rest too," Chen Li said, looking up at the starry sky.

"Deliciousness" doesn't have Sage Time.

Actually, it was because Chen Li turned off "Herrscher Transformation" that Elysia entered Sage Mode.

"Shall we go back to the Moth Chasing Flame to rest?" Elysia asked, standing up.

"No need. I just woke up not long ago and want to go find something to eat. The exciting nightlife is about to begin." Chen Li stretched.

Even enjoying Elysia's lap pillow for a long time can get tiring.

"Still not full?" Elysia glanced at the mountain of kitchen waste piled up in front of Master Kalpas, who had been working hard for three hours, and couldn't help but say.

Chen Li has even eaten half of the Second Herrscher's Companion Honkai Beast.

Elysia had never seen anyone with such a big appetite. Elysia began to wonder if Chen Li would eat the Moth Chasing Flame and home.

Elysia gave up thinking.

"Ever since I got this Miraculous Item, I'm never full, but that also means I won't get fat no matter how much I eat. Aren't you envious?" Chen Li tossed the ball of light in his hand.

"I'm so envious."

"Do you want it?"

"I want it, I want it."

"Oh, then go back to sleep early. You can dream about anything."

"Ugh~" Elysia puffed up her cheeks instantly.

"Speaking of which, what's my reputation like among the Moth Chasing Flame?" Chen Li suddenly asked.

"Public opinion? You don't have that. Only the people in the Engineering Department know that your occasional appearance as the Engineering Department Head can bring a large number of weapons, greatly reducing their workload. Everyone else doesn't know you," Elysia commented quite bluntly.

"Damn it, I miscalculated!" Chen Li thought to himself with resentment.

Chen Li originally thought that even in the worst-case scenario, he would only receive some negative reviews, but no problem, being infamous is still being famous.

But what's even more disheartening than the negative reviews is the complete absence of comments.

Shivering with cold, when will we, the Miraculous Forger, be able to stand up again?

"What did I do wrong?" Elysia asked, puzzled.

"It's nothing. I'll take you back." Chen Li said as he summoned a Teleportation Gate.

Chen Li guessed that the Herrscher of the Void Teleportation Gate should be near the Moth Chasing Flame.

But I don't know exactly where it is.

"Oh, right, Kalpas, you go first," Chen Li said.

Why?

"Because I figured you're pretty adventurous, even if you suddenly wander into some indescribable place, you'd be able to come out alive. Oh, right, here, take this. If you really do end up in some indescribable place, remember to call me, and I'll get you out." Chen Li handed the keepsake from his Friends Circle to Kalpas.

"..." Kalpas Jie looked down at the iron pot in his hand, then at Chen Li's face, which was a little smaller than his own iron pot, and felt that the two were quite a good match.

Or... should we let them be together?

Damn it! What do you mean I'm pretty resilient?

"What is that?" A head suddenly appeared in Teleportation Gate.

"Hmm, Mobius?" Chen Li was taken aback when he saw the person on the other side of the spatial portal.

Fine, Mobius Lab it is Mobius.

Although Chen Li felt that for Kalpas, a stranger, the demonic nature of the Mobius Laboratory was no less than that of the Depths.

But for Elysia, the Mobius Laboratory was more familiar than her own home.

Fear? Not at all!

It should be Mobius who is afraid.

If you average out Elysia and Kalpas's situations, it's like the Mobius Laboratory is just an ordinary place.

It's not a big problem.

"Alright, let's go." Chen Li began to disperse the "masses."

"Dr. Mobius, are you happy to see me?" Just as Chen Li expected, Elysia started bothering Mobius the moment she saw Mobius.

Mobius also cooperated by showing a disgusted face.

"By the way, Mobius, are you poisonous?" Chen Li suddenly asked.

"You're the one who's poisonous."

"Uh, I mean, do you have anything that normal people wouldn't eat, like aphrodisiacs or something?"

"What are you doing?" Mobius looked at Chen Li suspiciously.

Could it be that Chen Li discovered my plan to drug him and is now trying to empty my coffers?

"Never mind that, I'm the sugar daddy."

"Tsk, fine, just wait." Mobius curled his lip, but ultimately succumbed to the tyranny of money.

Regardless of Chen Li's motives, Mobius will show Chen Li what it means to know nothing about a biologist's knowledge!

"..." Chen Li glanced at the various packages in front of him, then looked at the last glimpse of Mobius's back before the teleportation portal closed...

Chen Li understood once again what it meant that you could mess with anyone in the Moth Chasing Flame, but you absolutely could not mess with Mobius!

"Holy crap, these drugs are enough to knock out Kalpas dozens of times, right?" Chen Li couldn't help but complain.

The reason for using Kalpas as an example is that, as a stranger in a foreign land, Kalpas has a high resistance to abnormal states.

Of course, this only applies to the body.

For some reason, Kalpas is exceptionally vulnerable to mental abnormalities.

Chen Li wanted these medicines so he could take them.

This was to increase Chen Li's own resistance to poison.

Anything Chen Li eats can serve as a nutrient to increase Chen Li resistance, but if someone injects drugs into Chen Li's body through other methods, that's not necessarily the case.

Chen Li once watched an anime where the male protagonist, facing a nun he could never defeat, chose an extremely despicable method of poisoning—hiding poison in his crotch.

Upon witnessing this scene, Chen Li decided that he would never again say that all recent Japan anime were just isekai toilet paper.

There are still some works with rather unique thought processes.

Therefore, in order to prevent oneself from suffering a great loss, increasing one's poison resistance is an urgent matter!

At the same time, Chen Li was also genuinely worried that Mobius might drug him in some unknown way, then take him back to the lab and do whatever he wanted to him.

Mobius does have a bottom line, but only a little.

"Oh, by the way, Mobius, do you have any medicine for kidney problems?" Chen Li suddenly sent a message to Mobius via Friends Circle.

Mobius's membership in the Friends Circle was granted by Chen Li.

"What are you doing? Don't tell me you..."

"No. I have a patient," Chen Li quickly denied.

Chen Li would never admit to something that didn't exist.

Are you kidding me? I'm super brave, okay?

"No, unless..."

"Watch out or I'll cut off your budget," Chen Li threatened.

"... How many portions do you want?"

"The more the better."

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