First Heaven

"Emperor Lord, I was wrong!"

Guapi the Great Emperor jumped up and immediately covered his rear.

Ling Yun immediately put on a serious face, giving him a side-glance. "What are you imagining? Get up before I give you two kicks."

"I won't hold you to what just happened, but I've managed the donkey rolls for five hundred years by myself—surely you should give me some kind of reward? I heard you even brought out a divine artifact today."

"Here, you're all a bunch of lushes." Ling Yun set a jar of Immortal Brew into his arms, and the latter burst into loud laughter.

"Awesome, it's still the original taste. Life should be like this—getting thoroughly drunk together."

He first opened the jar lid, took a sniff, and then chugged it down in large gulps, completely unconcerned with his image. Perhaps it was only in front of Ling Yun that he would cast aside his disguise without any reservations.

"What? Something on your mind?" Ling Yun asked with curiosity.

"Yeah, you stimulated me!"

"Me?"

"First, you had a cute little one, while I'm still single. Second, Mu Nan the Great Emperor was crippled by you. Once I master my martial arts in the future, where am I supposed to find opponents to temper myself against? Third, you freak, how is your strength so terrifying?"

Ling Yun rubbed his nose awkwardly. "Let's drink together when you have time, I have things to handle."

"Hey, hey, no way! We haven't seen each other in five hundred years, and you won't even stop to chat with old me?"

Guapi the Great Emperor frowned. What could possibly be so urgent that he had to go deal with it in the middle of the night?

"I'm heading to the First Heaven to play."

"Holy shit, you