Letting Ice Block Wear My Clothes Would Solve Everything, Wouldn't It?

The dinner table was quiet for a while.

This morning, Li Mo made xiaolongbao (soup dumplings), but the last one was taken by Ice Block, who then... shoved it hard into a bowl of vinegar.

Creak--creak--

The steamed bun let out a desperate and terrified cry, its pure white and translucent skin instantly turning black.

Qin Yuzhi hadn't even reacted yet. "Hey, that's enough, Little Bing, it's almost turned black from being soaked in vinegar."

Creak... creak!

Jiang Chulong pursed her lips, seemingly able to imagine how strong the vinegar smell of that xiaolongbao must be, and goosebumps rose on her fair neck.

Everyone tilted their heads back at a 45-degree angle, gazing at the starry sky, as if lost in thought, except...

"Then let's go now."

Xie Xuan Xuanteng got up, eager to set off.

"What's your hurry? What brothel opens so early in the morning?"

Li Mo gave him a disapproving look, then coughed lightly:

"As everyone knows, a gentleman like me has absolutely no interest in brothels and taverns, and it's definitely not for my own selfish reasons."

"It's just that Xie Xuan's words this morning cleared up my doubts, so I'm returning the favor..."

"The opening hours of the brothel seem very familiar."

"!"

Li Mo turned his head.

But then, Ice Block, with a deep, unsettling look in his eyes, put a small steamed bun soaked in vinegar into his mouth, his face expressionless.

"!!"

Everyone felt a chill run down their spines and shrank back.

How can you eat something so sour and still have no expression?

How is this any different from killing someone without blinking an eye?!

This time, not only the Three Heroes of Cloud-Crossing, but also Xie Xuan, whose cunning was comparable to that of Senior Brother Xiao Bao Xie Xuan, wisely kept quiet and all looked at Little Li.

Wife-Prospering Fighting Soul – how should you deal with this?

But that's why they say Little Li is a genius.

A flash of inspiration struck Li Mo!

"Actually, I was planning to bring Ice Block along."

Ying Bing: "?"

Everyone: "Huh???"

Not only his tablemates, but even the Hidden Dragon prodigy watching the spectacle from the sidelines fell into deep thought, his eyes filled with a blank stare.

Dude, you're taking the second Hundred Flowers Beauty Ranking to a brothel?

Everyone in the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths now thinks that Cold Fairy is as aloof as an immortal and as wise as a goddess. Normal people would want to worship her. And you, kid, dragged her to the seafood market and even threw money at other women in front of her?

What the hell is this?!

Who can outlive you?! Wife-Prospering Fighting Soul!

"Wait, Wind and Moon Cottage doesn't accept female guests."

Xie Xuan, having worked there before, knew the rules and regulations perfectly.

Li Mo took out a handkerchief and wiped Ice Block's bright red lips.

"It's simple, just have Ice Block dress up as a boy, right?"

As he spoke, he looked at Ying Bing, then took her delicate hand that was clutching the Big-Headed Doll, and whispered:

"We agreed to explore the Imperial Capital, Fengyue Tower."

"..."

"Sister, I want to see you wear my clothes."

Little Li, who always wants to hear from his older brother, has now unleashed his ultimate move!

Ying Bing pursed her lips, seemingly having recently gained some new insights from this childish brat, and started calling him "sister" the moment she opened her mouth.

This time, they also added, "I want to see you wear my clothes."

How should she deal with this?

Ice Block lowered his eyes for a moment, realizing he couldn't handle it.

"All right..."

"!!"

As soon as the words were spoken, everyone present was struck dumb, feeling as if they had been blasted apart.

Even more outrageous things happened: Cold Fairy agreed!

"Holy crap, could... he really be a genius?"

Xie Xuan was initially somewhat Qi Ingestion of Little Li.

But seeing this whole thing now, I'm getting all itchy-headed, like something's about to sprout inside me...

"As expected of him, I want to learn this too..."

Wu Chushu felt a chill run down his spine and gasped.

Bai Jinghong mocked mercilessly. "Go ahead, I have high hopes for you. The third on the Hundred Flowers Ranking is the Sect Master of the Penglai Star Sect, the first is the Empress, and the fourth... is Hua Nongying. Which one are you planning to take down?"

"..."

What's the point of him learning this? Is he trying to rebel, or does he think he can outmaneuver the two number one sea queens of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths?

The reason there are two is because the sea at the Penglai Star Sect and the sea at Wind and Moon Cottage are not on the same track...

Wu Chushu's gaze toward Li Mo shifted to one of envy and awe.

Li Mo led Ice Block back to his room, picked out a few items from his clothes, and finally chose a luxurious brocade robe.

This garment was worn when he first arrived at Clear Abyss Sect, back when he was still a sickly young master.

"I think I can't fit into these anymore."

Li Mo held up the luxurious clothes to himself.

"This one will do." Ying Bing, a gentle look in her eyes as she took the clothes.

So much time has passed, and this old garment is now too small for him.

Before I knew it, the clothes seemed to fit me better.

After a while.

As Li Mo was reading the Sinew Metamorphosis Classic, the sky outside was already bright. This room, the third one in the Hidden Dragon, seemed to be close to the sun, its luxurious and elegant furnishings bathed in golden light, making the whole room shine.

She stepped out from behind the screen, her feet shimmering with gold. The dress was a little too big for her, but just right, so that her magnanimous heart wasn't too obvious.

Her face was like cold jade, she wore a silver crown, and her clear, phoenix eyes were elegant and noble.

Of course, this alone could not possibly escape the notice of the experienced seafood merchants in the brothel.

Therefore, the most important element is the Formless Glazed Veil, which truly makes the Ice Block indistinguishable in gender.

"How about it?"

Ying Bing smoothed out the wrinkles in her clothes, and could smell the familiar scent on them.

"Wow, that's impressive, Ice Block!"

The Sinew Metamorphosis Classic in Li Mo's hands fell to the ground with a thud, but he was so shocked that he couldn't even close his mouth, let alone close the book.

He was worried that Ice Block wouldn't feel comfortable wearing men's clothing.

He had no idea that Ying Bing had experienced many storms in her previous life, and that her stunning beauty had caused her a lot of unnecessary trouble.

Therefore, for convenience, he would occasionally dress as a man.

"Real?"

Suddenly, the Ice Block's face came closer.

"!"

Little Li noticed that she was supporting herself against the wall behind her with one hand.

It seems like...

He was now pinned against the wall by Ice Block, and she was so close that he could smell the delicate fragrance of her lips as she spoke... but it was fleeting.

Ying Bing rolled her eyes at him and draped the Formless Glazed Veil over herself.

Let's go.

He's been using his ultimate weapon too much lately.

So that lousy Ice Block just... launched a sneak attack!