"Yes, you all have to fill it out."
"Write down the last time you wet the bed. It's to record the strength of your innate kidney energy. The better your kidneys, the stronger your superpower.
"Take me, for example. My superpower is the strongest in the whole school, which is why I'm the boss.
"Don't be embarrassed. What's wrong with wetting the bed? Who didn't wet the bed as a child?
"Sigh... forget it, forget it. Girls don't have to fill it out, and neither do boys.
"You're all so shy. When the kidney energy test comes out inaccurate, don't blame the school!
"Look at you—you're thirty-six. That's a dangerous situation!
"Still, even though you're a few years older than me, you'd better call me Big Brother. Once we're on the battlefield, I can look after you.
"Big Brother may be young, but I'm still a veteran of ten years..."
Wang Ji shook his head and sighed, looking like an elder patiently tolerating the willfulness of those who came after him.
Slap!
A pale hand suddenly smacked down on his registration form, followed by a gritted voice. "That's enough already~ Are you so bored your balls hurt?"
Du Qiangwei looked utterly unable to endure it any longer. Her left hand clenched into a fist, anger flashing in her eyes. "Where did you get all this garbage? And you're putting on such a convincing act just to trick people into calling you Big Brother?"
Cheng Yaowen, who had just filled out a whole pile of things, stared blankly at the scene before him. Then he looked down at the form in his hands and quietly put it away.
"Ahem~ It's actually nothing much, just some fill-in-the-blank questions about hobbies." Knowing he had been exposed, Wang Ji coughed and said seriously, "It's to better understand everyone..."
"Go play somewhere else!" Du Qiangwei pointed into the campus and snapped.
"Got it!"
Wang Ji obediently nodded, packed up his little stall, turned around, and jumped into a wormhole.
Du Qiangwei's eyelid twitched again, and the anger in her heart instantly faded by more than half.
This guy was simply...
Changing by the day—no, by the moment. In just a few days, he had gone from a warrior with fairly decent superspeed genes, perhaps with some strange abilities as well, to someone capable of calculating wormholes?
That morning, she had sent Aunt Lian Feng all the information about him from the past day. It had shocked a whole group of people and raised the level of importance placed on him by an order of magnitude.
Aunt Lian Feng had even thought he might have the makings of a genius scholar.
Yet the bastard had turned around and started causing trouble.
She had been sitting on a bench inside the campus, waiting to guide each newly arrived student through the dorm arrangements.
But after receiving Zhao Xin and Rui Mengmeng, she learned that there had been an upperclassman receiving people along the way before her... and making them fill out some form full of strange questions, nearly fooling the two kids senseless!
And most importantly, the first thing those two said had been an honorific: our school's Big Brother Wang Ji...
She instantly understood what that little bastard was up to!
Letting out a long sigh, Du Qiangwei shook her head helplessly, then called out to the older young man who had nearly been fooled. "Yao Wen, come with me."
But just as she turned around, she froze.
She was instantly speechless, her face darkening!
Coming toward her was a goddess in a black trench coat, happily carrying a set of table and chairs this way.
And on the tabletop, there seemed to be a stack of forms too...
"I never properly thanked you for what happened last time. Thank you for saving my life—and my colleagues' lives too.
"I originally wanted to arrange a time to meet you over WeChat, but either your phone was off or I had been transferred away for some genetic testing... Later, I heard I could see you here, so I didn't mention it on WeChat again."
At eleven in the morning, on the main road leading into Super God Academy, Wang Ji appeared here again. Beside him was Qi Lin, the policewoman who had just gotten out of a car.
Unlike everyone else, Qi Lin was perhaps the only new student someone had come to greet.
Qi Lin wore a fitted police uniform that showed off her slender figure. Looking at Wang Ji walking backward, gratitude filled her eyes.
"Then you really ought to thank me properly. For one heroic rescue of a beauty, I accidentally got myself stuck here. You may not know what I lost." Wang Ji put on a sentimental look. "Sigh, that was my..."
"Dream of becoming emperor, right? Hehe~" Qi Lin covered her mouth and laughed. "I heard about it. You were going abroad to rule the world... Maybe I even delayed your plans to keep three palaces and six courtyards in Africa and the Middle East~"
She smiled, and there was a suggestive meaning behind it.
Wang Ji blinked, then scoffed. "Vulgar. That's vulgar. I was talking about freedom.
"As the saying goes:
"Life is precious indeed, and love is valued more.
"But for freedom's sake, both may be cast aside.
"My most precious freedom is gone. So tell me, how are you going to compensate me?"
He raised his brows meaningfully.
"I understand."
Qi Lin's eyes curved at the corners, and the corners of her lips lifted as she replied with a smile, "For the great hero's life-saving grace, this humble woman has no way to repay you."
Wang Ji nodded in satisfaction, signaling for her to continue.
"Only by being an ox or horse for you in my next life can I repay such a great kindness!" She made an exaggerated bow as though performing in an opera, her beautiful eyes brimming with laughter as she looked at him.
His face immediately went expressionless. Pointing at his own face, he said, "Take a good look at this handsome, dashing face. I'll give you one chance to say that again."
"It'll be the same even if I say it a hundred times. At such a young age, what are you learning if not to use a favor to demand repayment?" She gave a light snort, her rosy lips curving with disdain.
Yet the corners of her eyes remained curved, still carrying a smile.
"Tch~ Big Brother is in a good mood today, so Big Brother won't hold it against you."
Wang Ji continued walking backward, pulling a pink suitcase in his hand. Naturally, it was hers.
"From now on, just follow Big Brother. Whatever you want, Big Brother will buy it for you. Of course, forget it if it costs more than three yuan. I don't like women who are too materialistic."
Qi Lin burst into giggles, shooting him a sidelong glance with her beautiful eyes. "Where did you learn all that crooked talk, kid? Big Brother, Big Brother—do you think that sounds good? Don't say it again."
"Who are you calling kid?" Wang Ji was a little displeased. "Kid this, kid that—I'm Wang Ji. My nickname is Husband, my pet name is Boyfriend, and my alias is Significant Other.
"Since we're already so familiar with each other, calling me by my real name feels too distant. You can just call me by my nickname."
He blinked, and there seemed to be a captivating gleam in his bright, clear eyes.
Qi Lin's lovely eyes went unfocused for several seconds. When she came back to herself and realized she had been standing there in a daze, her cheeks instantly flushed crimson. Looking at the guy ahead of her grinning wickedly, she became both embarrassed and annoyed. "What kind of nonsense superpower is that? Why does it come with special effects?"
The embarrassment on her pretty face was impossible to hide. Her breathing had quickened slightly, and so had her heartbeat...
If she had not been a police officer, with composure beyond that of ordinary people, she would have fallen for it right then...
He might be young, but he really was handsome—fair and clean, with sharply defined features and a pair of clear eyes.
And at that moment, she had truly seen an endless starry sky flickering within his eyes, deep and intoxicating.
Starlight had flickered at the corners of his eyes too, dreamlike and unreal.
It was as though it had been branded into her mind, lingering there and refusing to fade...
"I'll carry my own things... You little brat, stop harassing me~" Blushing, she snatched back her suitcase, lowered her head, and walked forward.
"Oh~ You really are heartless." Even while walking backward, Wang Ji could not be left behind. He remained ahead of Qi Lin, tilting his head as he said exaggeratedly, "You were thanking me just a moment ago. I even came personally to welcome you, and now you're kicking me aside..."
"If... if you didn't always say such nonsense..." Qi Lin's cheeks were red as she glared at him with watery eyes. "I'll treat you to a meal later."
"Just a meal?"
"Of course! What else do you want?"
"The cafeteria here is free."
"Then I..."
"Wang Ji, this is Qi Lin, right? I'll take her to the dormitory!" A voice cut into their conversation.
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