Super God Academy: My PUBG System and Hacks
Chapter 26

My Grease Is Mine, Not Heaven's

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"To be honest, I don't really want to get to know you." Du Qiangwei looked at Ge Xiao Lun flatly. "Especially after you asked a question like that."

Ge Xiao Lun's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately felt some regret...

"Who do you think you are? Who do you think I am? Did you even use your brain before saying something like that?" She looked at him blandly and gave a disdainful smile.

"That's what you people told me!" Ge Xiao Lun finally couldn't hold back his grievance and remembered his excuse.

"Who told you? Name them."

"I... that guy, that... that..."

"You can't even say their name. You didn't sign a contract either, yet based on a few filthy fantasies from you two sleazy men, you dared imagine moving into a girl's room? Was your nine years of compulsory education spent in detention?"

"I... I..." Ge Xiao Lun was left speechless by her scolding, his face full of grievance. He practically felt like he had walked into a pyramid scheme den...

No, at least in a pyramid scheme den, he could live with girls!

This was just outright extortion!

"You and he were the ones who tricked me together! It's not like I insisted on coming!" The more Ge Xiao Lun thought about it, the more aggrieved he felt. He had been fooled like some big idiot!

"We forced you to come? I asked you to come? If you don't want to be here, then get lost!"

Du Qiangwei did not know why she was so irritated right now. Especially when she saw Ge Xiao Lun staring at her butt and lusting after her body, she got angry for no reason!

"I'm leaving right now!" Ge Xiao Lun's blood rushed to his head. He angrily grabbed his suitcase and turned to leave.

He had come for the beautiful women, but the beautiful woman hated him this much. What was the point of staying?

Yet the moment he turned around, Du Qiangwei regretted it. If this guy stubbornly went back home, who knew how badly her father would criticize her.

She knew that the Galaxy Power was someone the country valued greatly. If something went wrong here because of her, she would feel terribly guilty too.

"Hey, hey, hey! Fine, you're amazing... Stay." Du Qiangwei hurriedly waved him back, her tone softening somewhat.

"You were the one who told me to leave!" Ge Xiao Lun turned back and shouted indignantly.

"Taking an inch when given a mile, are you?" Du Qiangwei gritted her teeth and suppressed her irritation. "If I tell you to go, you go? You came for me and you're leaving because of me? Do you even know..."

"That I'm supposed to defend the country, right?" Ge Xiao Lun said resentfully.

Did he have that kind of awareness? Even he did not think so. Besides, he had settled on one stubborn point: they had used that excuse to trick him here, so it was not his fault!

He had come because of her!

Still, when Du Qiangwei softened her tone slightly, he stopped walking.

But inside Du Qiangwei's heart, ten thousand alpacas were stampeding through!

If she could do it over again, she would never have gone to be that stupid prop for that bastard Jess!

Didn't they say this idiot would not come if he was told he would be sharing a dorm with her? No way! Damn it, give him any other excuse and he would still come running eagerly!

"Heh!" After thinking it over, Du Qiangwei could only let out a powerless, speechless sigh. "With someone like you, you expect to fight aliens? Heh! Aliens..."

Her face carried unconscious worry and sorrow as she subconsciously looked toward a certain direction in the academy, feeling somewhat reassured.

Don't fear not knowing quality; fear comparing goods...

Ge Xiao Lun was dumbfounded and hurriedly asked, "Aliens? There really are aliens?"

Du Qiangwei gave a cold laugh, turned back, and snapped, "Have the news and tabloids from yesterday to today been cut off? They've been playing on repeat, okay? If those aren't aliens, then what do you think they are?

Giant crocodile monsters, Black Armor aliens riding flying vehicles, and the military showing up.

And to tell you the truth, the call I took yesterday was because of that incident. The one who dealt with it but didn't appear in the news was my teammate, the person who called me.

He, me, and you—we're all Super Soldiers.

He's defending the country and protecting the people, and he's several years younger than you!

What about you?"

Super God Academy Cafeteria

"Would you like watermelon juice, apple juice, grape juice, or this Energetic Lad Juice of mine..."

"Watermelon juice, thank you."

"Do you like vegetable buns, meat buns, or this adorable little bun right here?"

"I don't eat buns for lunch, thank you."

"Why didn't you get more meat? Even if it's free, I'm technically treating you. What's with being so stingy? And you're still growing at your age."

After getting two trays of food and sitting down together, Qi Lin discovered in astonishment that Wang Ji's tray was entirely vegetarian dishes.

Meanwhile, she had not held back at all—braised pork, meatballs, beef, ribs, piled high.

According to that female officer in the burgundy uniform earlier, it was normal for her appetite to increase greatly after activating her Super Gene, so there was no need to feel embarrassed.

"I'm becoming a vegetarian from now on." Wang Ji rested his chin on his hand and looked at her.

"Why?"

"Because you're my type..."

"Do you have any blotting paper? Get me a sheet." She suddenly said.

"Are you trying to lose weight? You're not fat, though?" Wang Ji actually had no idea where he pulled out a sheet of blotting paper from and handed it to Qi Lin.

How should he put it? Qi Lin was not exactly not fat; rather, every place that should have been full was full, while every place that should not have been was slim.

"Of course I'm not fat. You're just too greasy." Qi Lin slapped the blotting paper onto his forehead, then laughed mercilessly.

Wasn't that practically, my grease is mine, not Heaven's?

He had kept babbling and babbling while they were getting food. Couldn't a perfectly good handsome guy just keep his mouth shut?

With everyone looking at the two of them, she was so embarrassed she could practically dig out a three-bedroom apartment with her toes!

"Are you nearsighted?" Wang Ji removed the blotting paper and casually set it aside.

"I'm not." Qi Lin looked at him quietly.

"Then how can you not see that I like you?"

"I'm blind."

Qi Lin was expressionless as she made a gun with her hand and pressed it to Wang Ji's forehead. "If you dare act greasy with me again, I'll shoot you."

She smacked him on the head, snorted, and said, "Eat."

This young man was truly too much to handle—full of energy, full of firepower, and far too aggressive...

After lunch, Wang Ji did not cling to Qi Lin. Although he had no experience with romance, he could still tell from Qi Lin's behavior that she needed some distance.

Perhaps because he was her lifesaver, she had yielded to Wang Ji in many ways and found it difficult to say much.

Still, it was good that she had not completely rejected his approach this time as she had the last time.

Though it was still obvious that she had reservations, two words could be seen clearly: open to flirting.

It made Wang Ji's first pursuit in his life worth not giving up on so easily.

As for that girl named Bingbing before, they had merely met by chance. She had only said a few extra words because she could not resist the charm of a superhero like him.

Of course, if Bingbing Guniang had been a little more proactive, he would not have had any qualms.

At the end of the day, he could not even be said to have been pursuing anyone then.

With Qi Lin, even the tiniest hint of intention had been shut down.

But now, it seemed that his life-saving connection with Qi Lin, along with the matter of their superpowers, had somewhat broken through her concerns about their age gap.

Though it felt like Qi Lin still had some thoughts on her mind...

Anyway... it was pretty good.

Now that he had something to look forward to, there was no need to rush.

"Yo, studying hard again?"

He leaned against the roots of a large tree, still quietly reading. The afternoon shade felt comfortable and pleasant.

Without even looking up, he knew the visitor was a goddess blessed with a brilliant mind.

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