[Huh? Why would I want to shove their heads up their asses?]
[Oh, that person on TV said that to his opponent earlier. I thought it sounded cool, so I used it.]
[Near Pluto?]
The women couldn't help twitching at the corners of their mouths.
Was his learning process a little... misguided?
And what exactly was so "cool" about that line?
But—near Pluto?
The question was, how was Su Bai supposed to get there?
[How do I get there? Xiao Xue, I can't find the way.]
[Should I ask someone to take me? But I only know Qilin, and she can't find the Taotie either, can she?]
Qilin: Pluto... I've seen pictures, but asking someone who's never even left the country to "leave the planet"... You're really putting me in a tough spot here.
[Should I summon my "External Brain"? But isn't my "External Brain" just Qilin?]
[Huh? You're telling me to prepare to get beaten up? Why?]
[Ah, I get it! Honestly, Xiao Xue, you're the one who talks too much, and now you're blaming me.]
[Azhui, I need your help. Take me to find the Taotie.]
[Will saying it like that really work, Xiao Xue?]
The diary entry ended abruptly there.
Clearly, he was waiting for Azhui's reply.
Qilin pondered this.
Azhui... That was the angel "Zhui" mentioned earlier, right?
Su Xiaoli blinked, feeling both curious and envious.
So the diary's owner really was going to Pluto to fight aliens?
If only someone were willing to go that far to fight for her too... That would be wonderful.
On the isolated island, Azhui read the diary entry and gently blinked her bright eyes.
Was he... calling for her?
At last, she was going to meet this mysterious diary owner. She couldn't help feeling a little excited.
At the same time, she quietly resolved to give him a good "lesson"—
He'd actually wanted to pluck an angel's beautiful feathers, and even compared them to those hairless... ahem. That was simply too much!
But before that, there was something else she needed to do.
Azhui brought the index and middle fingers of her right hand together and touched them to her ear.
"Queen Keisha."
"Oh? It's our adorable little Azhui." Keisha's teasing voice came through the communicator, tinged with amusement.
"Queen Keisha~" Azhui's voice took on a hint of a playful whine. She was about to report that she'd found Su Bai and that he'd asked her in his diary to show him the way.
But before she could speak, Keisha on the other end seemed to have already guessed.
"Are you asking about Su Bai wanting you to take him to find the Taotie?"
"Huh? Queen Keisha, how did you..." Azhui began to ask, then suddenly understood.
Of course. Queen Keisha must have a copy of the diary too. Otherwise, why would she have issued that order to find "Su Bai"?
"Yes, Queen Keisha. Should I... go?" Azhui's voice held a trace of hesitation.
"Go. Yan is also on her way."
"Sister Yan's coming too?" At the news, a flicker of excitement passed through Azhui's heart. "I understand, Queen Keisha."
"Good. Remember to observe him closely, Azhui." Keisha's tone turned serious. "He's special. He might become the future of the angels... or he might become the angels' end."
"Yes!" Azhui's expression grew solemn as she replied earnestly. "Angel Zhui will complete the mission."
"Hehe, all right, little Azhui. There's no need to be so nervous." Keisha's voice turned cheerful again.
"Go on."
The communication ended.
Azhui walked to the window and slowly spread her white wings behind her—
She became a streak of light, cutting across the sky as she sped toward the distance.
Meanwhile, at Qilin's home.
Su Bai turned to look at Xiao Xue, floating beside him, and suddenly asked as if something had just occurred to him:
"Xiao Xue, can I breathe when I get to space...?"
Little Snowball's body paused, as if it had shown a humanlike expression of "shock."
(Wait, weren't you supposed to be this smart?)
"What made you think of that all of a sudden?" Xiao Xue asked instead of answering directly.
"They just said it on TV," Su Bai explained seriously. "Space doesn't have that... gas, or whatever. It's a vacuum. People have to wear those thick suits and helmets when they go out there."
The light patterns on Xiao Xue's surface flickered slightly, as if it silently twitched at the corners of its mouth.
Good grief, this TV really was an "educational resource"...
"Don't worry. The mere environment of space won't be a problem for you." Xiao Xue finally answered with certainty.
Only then did Su Bai nod in relief.
Just then, as if sensing something, he suddenly looked up—
Above the clouds, a figure was flying quickly toward them.
Su Bai's eyes lit up, and he excitedly pointed at the sky.
"Look, Xiao Xue! There really are angels!"
Xiao Xue swayed helplessly. "Didn't I already tell you that...?"
"It's different! Now I'm seeing one with my own eyes! There really is an angel!"
Su Bai sounded full of wonder. Then, as if his imagination had been switched on, he pressed on, "So are there Demons too? And Satan? Does Heaven exist as well? The Jade Emperor? The Great Sage Equaling Heaven?"
The more he said, the more excited he became. Xiao Xue hurriedly cut him off.
"Stop, stop, stop! You're overthinking it!"
If Xiao Xue didn't stop him, this guy's thoughts would probably drift all the way into some mythological universe...
"None of those things exist in this world." Xiao Xue bluntly doused his excitement.
"Aw..." Su Bai's voice immediately fell.
"But—"
Su Bai's eyes lit up again.
"There are Demons and Sun Wukong, though. It's just..." Xiao Xue paused, its light patterns flickering. "They might not be quite what you imagine."
"Not the same?"
Su Bai blinked, his face full of confusion.
Azhui passed through the clouds and landed lightly on the windowsill in the living room of Qilin's home.
As her wings folded, they stirred a cool breeze. Her long golden hair fluttered gently in the wind, and sunlight streaming through the window outlined her in a soft halo.
Su Bai's eyes widened as he stared without blinking at the angel who had suddenly appeared.
Just then, Xiao Xue gave a slight shiver, and a faint glow appeared across its surface—the diary system's livestream function quietly activated.
All the women who owned diaries received a system invitation at the same time:
[Livestream started: Su Bai's first meeting with an angel]
Almost as soon as the notification appeared, everyone clicked to join.
A stream of welcome messages scrolled quickly across the top of the livestream:
[Welcome user "Little Milk Sha" to the livestream] [Welcome user "Thirty-Thousand-Year-Old Aunt" to the livestream] [Welcome user "The One Who Exploded Morgana's Head" to the livestream] [Welcome user "Seeking Sponsorship" to the livestream] [Welcome user "Flirtatious Fox Yan" to the livestream] [Welcome user "Silly White Sweet" to the livestream]
Azhui naturally received an invitation too.
She glanced at the livestream title and understood who the main character was, so she didn't choose to join.
She was already there in person. Why watch the livestream?
Meanwhile, poor Rui Mengmeng...
Our pitiful Super God King was still battling a mountain of dishes in the kitchen.
Rui Mengmeng: Waaaa... (I want to watch too!)
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