Douluo: Writing a Diary, All the Goddesses Cling to Me
Chapter 23

A True Eunuch Jade Little Sword, A Good Disciple Tang San

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After a moment of thought, Bibi Dong made her decision internally.

"I'll go with this plan. Once I find the time, I'll configure the soul rings for my second Martial Soul."

With the Diary Copy, Check-in Rewards, and Weekly Rewards, she would need at most a little over a year to turn her ten-thousand-year soul rings into Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Rings.

Compared to hunting a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast, this method was clearly far simpler—just spending a bit of time each day reading Lin Chen's diary entries.

Plus, Lin Chen sometimes wrote filler content and wasn't always targeting her, so Bibi Dong was quite happy to keep reading his diary.

Chat Group Interface.

[Cat Yearning for Freedom: By the way, Xiao Wu, don't forget to sound out Tang San later, and make sure to confirm the news about Jade Little Sword being a eunuch.]

Star Luo Empire.

Zhu Zhuqing recalled the matter of Jade Little Sword and quickly urged Xiao Wu in the chat group.

For a scumbag like Jade Little Sword who toyed with people's feelings, as an innocent and pure young girl, Zhu Zhuqing harbored the deepest hatred.

Back when they discussed how to kill Jade Little Sword, she had proposed first turning him into a eunuch, then killing him once he was utterly despondent.

This kind of death was the cruelest for a man, which showed just how much Zhu Zhuqing despised Jade Little Sword.

[I Have No Mother: That's right, Xiao Wu, don't forget this. Go find out quickly.]

[I Have No Mother: Perfect timing to let a certain Pope see that the man she loves is now a eunuch.]

[Yanzi Will Return: Exactly, Xiao Wu. If that scumbag Jade Little Sword hasn't become a eunuch, give him a kick and make him one.]

[Yanzi Will Return: No matter what, the news you bring back must be that Jade Little Sword is a eunuch, got it?]

[I Am Little Princess: You're all so cruel. Poor Jade Little Sword, one second of pity.]

[I Am Little Princess: Alright, pity's over. Xiao Wu, we're waiting for your good news.]

[Love Eating Carrots: Sisters, rest assured. I'll definitely bring back news that satisfies you.]

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: Damn it, I look away from the chat group for one moment, and you've already come up with such vicious ideas, wanting to treat my Little Sword like this.]

[A Little Fox: Ahem.]

[A Little Fox: Your Majesty, although I really like and admire you, Jade Little Sword is a scumbag. A man like him is better off as a eunuch.]

[A Little Fox: Xiao Wu, it's up to you. Make sure Her Majesty loses all hope.]

Martial Soul City.

"Teacher, teacher, that Jade Little Sword really isn't worthy of you."

"It's best if that Jade Little Sword becomes a eunuch. That way, you can be completely disappointed."

Hulie Na murmured softly.

In her heart, she still hoped that the scumbag Jade Little Sword would become a eunuch, so that perhaps her teacher would give up on him and get back on the right track.

Ever since joining the chat group and learning about her teacher's past, Hulie Na had hated Jade Little Sword to the bone.

If only she knew where Jade Little Sword was, she would rush to his location overnight and cripple him.

It was all that waste Jade Little Sword's fault. Otherwise, her teacher would still be pure and perfect, not acting so foolishly.

Notting City.

Having received the messages from her chat group sisters, Xiao Wu headed toward Tang San and Jade Little Sword.

Inside Jade Little Sword's dormitory.

Tang San carefully helped Jade Little Sword lie down on the bed, afraid of pulling at his wounds.

"Sss~"

"Little Three, gently."

Feeling the pain from his lower body, Jade Little Sword's eyes welled up with tears.

It hurt so much, so unbearably much.

"Teacher, it's all my fault. If I hadn't failed to protect you, you wouldn't have been hit in the vital spot by that Mandala Snake."

Tang San looked at Jade Little Sword's lower body, full of guilt.

If only he could have dealt with that Mandala Snake sooner, his teacher Jade Little Sword wouldn't have ended up like this.

If he remembered correctly, Jade Little Sword was still alone now.

Becoming a eunuch like this—it really was hard on his teacher.

But Tang San had no choice. He hadn't expected Jade Little Sword to be so weak.

Although Jade Little Sword was now a twenty-ninth-level Soul Grand Master, Tang San felt he probably couldn't even beat an ordinary century-old soul beast.

The teacher he had taken was indeed a bit weak, but that didn't matter. As long as Jade Little Sword could teach him theoretical knowledge, he was still somewhat useful.

On this trip to the Soul Hunting Forest, the First Soul Ring he obtained came from a four-hundred-year Mandala Snake.

His First Soul Skill was called Blue Silver Binding. Not only could it restrain enemies, but the Blue Silver Grass also carried the Mandala Snake's toxin, which could paralyze them.

Jade Little Sword had positioned his two Martial Souls as one control-type and one assault-type.

This Soul Skill, according to Jade Little Sword, was extremely well-suited to his first Martial Soul, Blue Silver Grass.

"Little Three, you can't blame yourself. It's all because I, your Teacher, am too weak."

The more Jade Little Sword spoke, the more bitter his heart grew.

He didn't want to become a eunuch. He had never tasted a woman's sweetness, hadn't even kissed a woman's lips—how could he accept this?

His two Ex-Girlfriends, one Liu Erlong and one Bibi Dong, had only ever held hands with him at most.

If he'd known this day would come, he shouldn't have been so cowardly back then. At the very least, he should've stolen a kiss.

Now that he was a eunuch, let alone getting back together with Liu Erlong or Bibi Dong, he didn't even dare to get close to them.

If they ever found out he was a eunuch, his face would be completely lost.

This matter, aside from him and Little Three, no one else could know—otherwise, how could he, Jade Little Sword, still hold his head up?

"Little Three, about your Teacher being injured down there and becoming a eunuch—you must never tell anyone."

Jade Little Sword looked at Tang San and spoke with earnest caution.

"Teacher, rest assured. I'll keep this secret locked in my heart and never tell a soul."

Tang San looked back at Jade Little Sword, his face full of sincerity.

He, Tang San, was a man of his word. Since he had already sworn to Jade Little Sword, he wouldn't spread it.

"Good, that's good."

Jade Little Sword muttered twice, then continued, "Little Three, go on out. Let your Teacher calm down. I need time to accept this."

Today, for him, Jade Little Sword, was far too painful and unforgettable.

"Mm, Teacher."

With that, Tang San left Jade Little Sword's dormitory, gently closing the door behind him, leaving only Jade Little Sword lying on the bed, silently weeping.

Just as Tang San was about to return to his own dormitory, a graceful figure appeared before him, instantly drawing his gaze.

"Xiao Wu, what are you doing here?"

Seeing Xiao Wu's arrival, Tang San's mind immediately wandered, his burning eyes fixed straight on her.

Xiao Wu caught his scorching stare and felt a wave of disgust.

She had no goodwill toward Tang San at all.

The mere fact that he was a disciple of that scumbag Jade Little Sword proved that Tang San was a High Probability Evil Person.

What's more, Tang San was an annoying Yes-man, constantly coming to mess with her mood.

This made Xiao Wu loathe Tang San deeply.

But to complete the task her Sisters had given her, Xiao Wu had to swallow her pride for now.

"Tang San, has that Master, Jade Little Sword, really become a eunuch?"

"I just saw him limping. Tell me quickly."

Xiao Wu looked at Tang San and spoke slowly.

"Xiao Wu, this..."

Hearing Xiao Wu's words, Tang San hesitated. He didn't want to lie to her, but he couldn't break the promise he'd just made to his Teacher.

"Tang San, I'm ordering you. Tell me now."

"But if you dare lie to me and I find out, I'll never talk to you again."

Seeing Tang San stammering and hesitating, Xiao Wu frowned, her expression shifting, and she immediately began to threaten him.

"Xiao Wu, I'll talk."

Seeing Xiao Wu say this, Tang San's heart instantly panicked.

"Teacher, forgive me."

"For the sake of my and Xiao Wu's future, just bear with it."

"Besides, this matter—only you, me, and Xiao Wu will know. No one else can possibly find out."

To get closer to Xiao Wu, Tang San instantly cast aside the promise he'd just made to Jade Little Sword.

What mattered most now was making Xiao Wu happy. As for his Teacher, Jade Little Sword—well, he was already a eunuch. A little more hardship wouldn't hurt.

"Xiao Wu, Teacher really has become a eunuch."

"This all started when we went to the Soul Hunting Forest to get his soul ring..."

Tang San recounted to Xiao Wu the entire process of Jade Little Sword becoming a eunuch.

When she heard that Jade Little Sword's manhood had been infected by the Mandala Snake's venom and that Tang San had cut it off, Xiao Wu couldn't help but laugh.

"Xiao Wu, you must never tell anyone that Teacher became a eunuch. It's his secret."

Seeing Xiao Wu laughing joyfully, Tang San felt a secret delight in his heart.

"Oh? Tang San, are you telling me what to do?"

Hearing Tang San's words, Xiao Wu's face showed displeasure. This yes-man Tang San actually dared to order her around—how clueless.

Was she, Xiao Wu, the kind of beast he could command?

"No, no."

"Xiao Wu, don't misunderstand. I just promised Teacher I wouldn't tell anyone about him being castrated."

Tang San waved his hands and quickly explained, afraid Xiao Wu might get the wrong idea.

"Well, that depends on my mood."

"Alright, since I know now, I'll be going."

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