Douluo: Writing a Diary, All the Goddesses Cling to Me
Chapter 23

The Real Eunuch Jade Little Sword, and His Good Disciple Tang san

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After thinking for a moment, Bibi Dong made up her mind.

"That's what I'll do. I'll find a time to configure the Soul Rings for my Second Martial Soul."

With the Diary Copy, Check-in Rewards, and Weekly Rewards, she would need to spend only a little over a year to turn her Ten Thousand Year Soul Rings into 100,000 Year Soul Rings.

Compared with hunting 100,000 Year Soul Beasts, this method was clearly much simpler. She only needed to spend a little time each day reading Lin Chen's diary.

Besides, Lin Chen sometimes just wrote about everyday things instead of targeting her, so Bibi Dong was still quite happy to read his diary.

Chat Group interface.

[Cat Yearning for Freedom: By the way, Xiao Wu, don't forget to ask Tang san for information later. Make sure you confirm that Jade Little Sword has become an eunuch.]

Star Luo Empire.

Thinking of what had happened to Jade Little Sword, Zhu Zhuqing hurriedly reminded Xiao Wu in the Chat Group.

As an innocent, pure-hearted girl, Zhu Zhuqing hated scumbags who toyed with people's feelings like Jade Little Sword most of all.

When they had discussed how Jade Little Sword should die, she had suggested castrating him first, then killing him once he had lost all hope.

That was the cruelest way for a man to die. One could only imagine how much Zhu Zhuqing hated Jade Little Sword.

[I Have No Mother: Oh, right, Xiao Wu, don't forget. Hurry up and find out.]

[I Have No Mother: That'll let a certain pope see that the man she likes is now an eunuch.]

[Yanzi Will Return: Exactly, Xiao Wu. If that scumbag Jade Little Sword hasn't become an eunuch, kick him until he does.]

[Yanzi Will Return: No matter what, the news you bring back had better be that Jade Little Sword became an eunuch. Got it?]

[I Am Little Princess: You're all so cruel. I'll pity Jade Little Sword for one second.]

[I Am Little Princess: All right, that's enough pitying him. Xiao Wu, we'll be waiting for your good news.]

[Love Eating Carrots: Sisters, don't worry. I'll definitely bring back news that satisfies you.]

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: How awful! I only stopped checking the Chat Group for a little while, and you've already come up with such a vicious plan. You want to treat my Little Gang like that?]

[A Little Fox: Ahem.]

[A Little Fox: Your Holiness the Pope, although I admire and adore you, Jade Little Sword is a scumbag. It's best if a person like him becomes an eunuch.]

[A Little Fox: Xiao Wu, we're counting on you. You have to make Your Holiness the Pope despair.]

Spirit City.

"Teacher, oh, Teacher, that Jade Little Sword really isn't worthy of you."

"It would be better if he became an eunuch. Then you could finally give up on him."

Hu Liena murmured under her breath.

Deep down, she hoped that Jade Little Sword, that scumbag, would become an eunuch. Maybe then her teacher would give up on him and get back on the right track.

Ever since she joined the Chat Group and learned about her teacher's past, Hu Liena had hated Jade Little Sword with all her heart.

She simply didn't know where Jade Little Sword was. Otherwise, she would have rushed over to him that very night and crippled him.

It was all that useless Jade Little Sword's fault. If not for him, her teacher would still be pure and perfect, and she wouldn't have become so foolish.

Notting City.

After receiving the messages from her sisters in the Chat Group, Xiao Wu headed toward Tang san and Jade Little Sword.

In Jade Little Sword's bedroom.

Tang san carefully helped Jade Little Sword lie down on the bed, afraid of pulling at his wound.

"Ugh..."

"Little Three, be gentle."

Feeling the pain in his lower body, tears welled up in Jade Little Sword's eyes.

It hurt so much. It really hurt so much.

"Teacher, it's all my fault. If I'd protected you properly, that Mandala Snake wouldn't have injured you there."

Tang san looked at Jade Little Sword's lower body, his heart full of guilt.

If he had dealt with the Mandala Snake sooner, his teacher, Jade Little Sword, wouldn't have ended up like this.

If he remembered correctly, Jade Little Sword was still alone. To become an eunuch on top of that—it was truly a hardship for his teacher.

But there was nothing Tang san could do. He hadn't realized Jade Little Sword was so weak.

Although Jade Little Sword was now a level 29 Soul Grandmaster, Tang san didn't think he could even defeat an ordinary Hundred-Year Soul Beast.

The teacher he'd chosen really was rather weak. But it didn't matter. As long as Jade Little Sword could teach him theoretical knowledge, he would still be useful.

On this trip to Soul Hunting Forest, Tang san had obtained his First Soul Ring from a 400-year-old Mandala Snake.

His First Soul Skill was called Blue Silver Binding. It could not only restrain enemies, but the Blue Silver Grass was also coated in the Mandala Snake's venom, which could paralyze them.

Jade Little Sword had assigned roles to his two Martial Souls: one was control-type, and the other was Power Attack System.

According to Jade Little Sword, this Soul Skill was extremely well suited to his First Martial Soul, Blue Silver Grass.

"Little Three, you can't be blamed. I was just too weak."

The more Jade Little Sword spoke, the more miserable he felt.

He didn't want to become an eunuch. He hadn't even experienced what it was like to be with a woman, or even kissed one. How could he accept this?

He had two former girlfriends, Liu Erlong and Bibi Dong, but the most they had ever done was hold hands.

If only he'd known this would happen. He shouldn't have been so timid back then. He should at least have kissed them.

Now that he was an eunuch, he didn't dare go near Liu Erlong or Bibi Dong, let alone get back together with them.

If they found out he was an eunuch, he'd lose all face.

No one could know about this except him and Little Three. Otherwise, how could he ever show his face again?

"Little Three, don't tell anyone that I was injured there and became an eunuch."

Jade Little Sword looked at Tang san and warned him seriously.

"Don't worry, Teacher. I'll keep this secret to myself. I absolutely won't tell anyone."

Tang san looked at Jade Little Sword, his expression earnest.

Tang san was a man of his word. Now that he had promised Jade Little Sword, he wouldn't spread the news.

"Good. That's good."

Jade Little Sword murmured twice, then said, "Little Three, go outside for a while. Let me calm down. I need time to accept this."

Today had been unbearably painful and unforgettable for Jade Little Sword.

"Okay, Teacher."

After speaking, Tang san left Jade Little Sword's bedroom and gently closed the door, leaving Jade Little Sword alone on the bed, silently weeping.

Just as Tang san was about to return to the dormitory,

a lovely figure appeared in front of him, immediately drawing his gaze.

"Xiao Wu, what brings you here?"

When Tang san saw Xiao Wu, his mind immediately began to wander. He stared at her with burning eyes.

Xiao Wu found his heated gaze disgusting.

She had no good feelings toward Tang san.

The mere fact that he was a disciple of that scumbag Jade Little Sword was enough to prove that Tang san was most likely an Evil Person.

Besides, Tang san was an annoying simp who kept showing up to mess with her.

That made Xiao Wu hate him even more.

But to complete the mission her sisters had given her, Xiao Wu had no choice but to put up with it for now.

"Was that Master Jade Little Sword turned into an eunuch, Tang san?"

"I saw him limping just now. Hurry up and tell me."

Xiao Wu looked at Tang san and spoke slowly.

"Xiao Wu, I..."

Hearing her question, Tang san hesitated. He didn't want to lie to Xiao Wu, but he couldn't break the promise he had just made to his teacher, either.

"Tang san, I'm ordering you to tell me right now."

"But if you dare lie to me, and I find out, I'll never speak to you again."

Seeing Tang san stammer and hesitate, Xiao Wu frowned and changed her expression. Then she began to threaten him.

"Xiao Wu, I'll tell you."

At her words, Tang san panicked at once.

"Teacher, I'm sorry."

"For the sake of Xiao Wu and me, I'll have to let you down."

"Besides, only you, Xiao Wu, and I know about this. There's no way anyone else will find out."

To get closer to Xiao Wu, Tang san instantly cast aside the promise he had just made to Jade Little Sword.

The most important thing now was to make Xiao Wu happy. As for his teacher, Jade Little Sword, he was already an eunuch, so letting him suffer a little more wouldn't make any difference.

"Teacher really did become an eunuch."

"To explain how it happened, we have to start with our trip to Soul Hunting Forest to obtain Soul Rings..."

Tang san told Xiao Wu the whole story of how Jade Little Sword had become an eunuch.

When she heard that the Mandala Snake's venom had infected Jade Little Sword's manhood and Tang san had cut it off, Xiao Wu couldn't help laughing.

"Xiao Wu, don't tell anyone else that Teacher became an eunuch. It's his secret."

Seeing Xiao Wu laughing so happily, Tang san couldn't help feeling pleased.

"Hm? Tang san, are you telling me what to do?"

Xiao Wu looked displeased. That simp Tang san actually dared to order her around. He really didn't know his place.

Did he think Xiao Wu was some beast he could command?

"No, no."

"Xiao Wu, don't get me wrong. I only just promised Teacher I wouldn't tell anyone he became an eunuch."

"Well, that depends on my mood."

"All right. Now that I know, I'm leaving."

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