Douluo: Writing a Diary, All the Goddesses Cling to Me
Chapter 24

Chat Group Upgrade, New Member Joins

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After confirming that Jade Little Sword was a eunuch and learning the full story, Xiao Wu couldn't wait to share this with her sisters.

She figured once her sisters knew the whole story, they'd be laughing so hard their stomachs would hurt.

A disciple personally cutting off his teacher's manhood—can you even imagine that?

But on Jade Little Sword and Tang San, it played out perfectly.

Chat Group interface.

[Love Eating Carrots: Sisters, I found out—Jade Little Sword really became a eunuch.]

[Love Eating Carrots: But how he became a eunuch is absolutely explosive, almost killed me laughing.]

[I Am Little Princess: Explosive stuff, Xiao Wu, spill it fast!]

[Cat Yearning for Freedom: Right, Xiao Wu, spill it fast!]

[Yanzi Will Return: Spill it fast!]

[Cold Eating Melon Girl: Spill it fast!]

[A Little Fox: Spill it fast!]

[I Don't Have the Surname Yu: Spill it fast!]

For a moment, the whole chat group was in melon-eating mode, dying to know what explosive thing Xiao Wu was talking about.

But only one person was heartbroken and sad.

Martial Soul City, Papal Palace.

"Jade Little Sword, I never imagined that one day you would be reduced to a eunuch."

"But it's okay—once I become a god, I'll make your flesh grow back, and then you'll be a real man again."

Bibi Dong was deeply pained hearing this news. The man she loved was now a eunuch—how could she accept it?

Luckily, she could become a god in the future and restore Jade Little Sword's manhood then.

At this moment, Jade Little Sword had no idea that the secret he wanted to hide had been completely leaked by his good disciple Tang San.

Not only did Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong know he was a eunuch, but other women did too.

Now, he was utterly nailed to the pillar of shame.

A man's shame: eunuch.

A woman's shame: brothel girl.

On the Douluo Continent, these two professions were the most despised.

[Love Eating Carrots: Here's what happened... In the end, Tang San cut off Jade Little Sword's manhood.]

[Love Eating Carrots: Explosive or what? A disciple personally severing his teacher's root?]

[I Am Little Princess: This, this, this—my eyes are wide open.]

[I Am Little Princess: Tang San is truly a filial, good disciple.]

[Cat Yearning for Freedom: Is Tang San's thinking that decisive? Wait, doesn't he know there are medicines to slow down toxins?]

[Cat Yearning for Freedom: At the moment the toxin entered, instead of thinking to suppress its spread, he directly cut off his teacher's manhood—what a ruthless man, truly a ruthless man.]

[Yanzi Will Return: Jade Little Sword taking on such a disciple is really a blessing.]

[Yanzi Will Return: He had a chance to keep his manly dignity, but now he's become the most despised eunuch.]

[Yanzi Will Return: But that's fine—a scumbag like him should have become a eunuch long ago.]

[A Little Fox: Right, hearing this news is so satisfying, so refreshing!]

[A Little Fox: That scumbag Jade Little Sword has tormented Your Majesty for so long—ending up like this couldn't be more fitting.]

Martial Soul Hall Pope: Can you all just shut up? Jade Little Sword is already in this state, yet you still mock him—do you have any conscience left at all?

[I Have No Mother: Huh? Seeing you so triggered, that's just right.]

[I Have No Mother: Keep mocking.]

[Yanzi Will Return: Add 1.]

[Love Eating Carrots: Add 1.]

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: You... all of you!]

Martial Soul City, Papal Palace.

Bibi Dong was so furious her big chest heaved up and down. These chat group members were way too much.

Her Jade Little Sword had already been reduced to a eunuch, yet they were still kicking him while he was down—did they have no empathy at all?

But after seeing the info Xiao Wu shared, At this moment, Bibi Dong's murderous intent toward Tang San reached its peak.

Tang San was already a great enemy of their Martial Soul Hall, and might even become a Dual God Body in the future—he should have been nipped in the bud.

Now, Tang San had even cut off Jade Little Sword's most precious possession—truly unforgivable.

Yes, Bibi Dong had placed the primary blame for Jade Little Sword's castration squarely on Tang San.

These two offenses combined drove Bibi Dong's killing intent to an unprecedented peak, second only to what she had felt toward Qian Xunji.

"Tang San, Tang Hao, your deaths are coming soon."

"This time, I'll root out all you hidden dangers—not one left standing."

Bibi Dong's eyes glinted with cold light, her soul power fluctuations growing ever more terrifying.

Soon. Tang San's information would be tracked down shortly, and then she, Bibi Dong, would go personally to utterly annihilate the father-son pair of Tang San and Tang Hao.

As the Chat Group buzzed with lively chatter.

[Chat Group activity satisfied, Diary Owner's strength satisfied. Chat Group officially upgrades to Level 2 Chat Group.]

[Chat Group upgraded: Chat Group member count increased, group benefits enhanced.]

[Rule Three changed: monthly lottery participants raised from three to six. Other rules remain unchanged.]

[New rule added: All Chat Group members gain 100% increased meditation training speed while cultivating.]

[Inviting new members to join the Chat Group family soon.]

The Women were chatting when they suddenly noticed fresh Blood Red text appearing on their Diary Copies.

Looking closely, they saw the Chat Group had upgraded, instantly filling their hearts with joy.

[I Am Little Princess: The Chat Group upgraded—great, the rewards and benefits are better now.]

[I Am Little Princess: Doubling meditation training speed isn't bad.]

[I Am Little Princess: But the best part is Rule Three's change—lottery slots up to six. That means only three of us nine won't get a chance at the prize.]

[I Am Little Princess: Let's see at month's end who in our group has the worst luck.]

[I Have No Mother: Don't say that. The Chat Group just said member count will increase—it won't stay at nine of us forever.]

[Yanzi Will Return: I just hope they add fewer members, or six slots will still be pretty tight.]

[Yanzi Will Return: And I hope they bring in some normal members, not another foolish woman like Bibi Dong.]

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: ???]

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: How dare you, Yanzi Will Return, slander this Pope!]

[A Little Fox: That's right, Your Majesty isn't foolish—she just misjudged people, tricked by that waste Jade Little Sword.]

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: A Little Fox, you shut up too. If you can't talk properly, don't talk at all.]

Then, a series of Mechanical Sounds echoed in the women's minds.

"Welcome 'I Am a Grass' to the Chat Group!"

"Welcome 'Sea God's Most Loyal Believer' to the Chat Group!"

"Welcome 'I Sleep Every Day' to the Chat Group!"

Three Mechanical Sounds rang in the old members' minds, signaling that only three new members had joined this time.

[I Am a Grass: Who are you? Why did a black diary suddenly appear in front of me?]

Holy Soul Village, Back Mountain, a Stone Cave.

A Blue Silver Grass with golden veins swayed its leaves, brushing against a black diary radiating an ancient aura.

This golden-veined Blue Silver Grass was Ah Yin. She had just seen a Black Notebook appear out of nowhere and was pulled into the Chat Group.

Out of curiosity, she quickly set her nickname and entered to see what this Chat Group was about—she had nothing better to do anyway.

"Ah Hao, where are you? I'm so bored. Why haven't you come to see me all these years?"

Ah Yin didn't understand why Tang Hao had planted her in this sunless Stone Cave.

Only a sliver of light from the cave's top reached her each day. If she weren't the Blue Silver Emperor, the king of Blue Silver Grass, she'd have withered long ago.

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