Douluo: Writing a Diary, All the Goddesses Cling to Me
Chapter 24

The Chat Group Levels Up, New Members Join

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After confirming that Jade Little Sword had become a eunuch and learning the whole story, Xiao Wu couldn't wait to share the news with her sisters.

She was sure her sisters would laugh until their stomachs hurt once they heard the whole story.

A disciple cutting off his teacher's manhood with his own hands—could you even imagine it?

But that was exactly what had happened between Jade Little Sword and Tang san.

Chat Group interface.

[Love Eating Carrots: Sisters, I found out. Jade Little Sword really did become a eunuch.]

[Love Eating Carrots: But how he became one is absolutely wild. I almost died laughing.]

[I Am Little Princess: Something wild? Xiao Wu, hurry up and tell us!]

[Cat Yearning for Freedom: Exactly, Xiao Wu, hurry up and tell us!]

[Yanzi Will Return: Hurry up and tell us!]

[Cold Eating Melon Girl: Hurry up and tell us!]

[A Little Fox: Hurry up and tell us!]

[I Don't Have the Surname Yu: Hurry up and tell us!]

The entire chat group was instantly in gossip mode. They were dying to know what wild story Xiao Wu was talking about.

But one person was heartbroken.

Spirit City, Papal Palace.

"Little Gang, I never thought you'd become a eunuch one day."

"But it's all right. Once I become a god, I'll restore your flesh and blood. Then you'll be a real man again."

Bibi Dong was devastated when she heard the news. The man she loved was now a eunuch. How could she accept that?

Fortunately, she would be able to become a god in the future and restore Jade Little Sword's manhood then.

Jade Little Sword still didn't know that the secret he'd wanted to keep hidden had already been completely exposed by his good disciple, Tang san.

Not only Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong knew he was a eunuch; other women knew as well.

Now he was utterly branded with shame.

A man's disgrace was being a eunuch.

A woman's disgrace was being a brothel girl.

On Douluo Continent, those were the two professions people looked down on the most.

[Love Eating Carrots: Here's what happened... In the end, Tang san cut off Jade Little Sword's manhood.]

[Love Eating Carrots: Wild enough for you? The disciple personally helped his teacher cut it off!]

[I Am Little Princess: Th-this... This is an eye-opener.]

[I Am Little Princess: Tang san really is a dutiful disciple.]

[Cat Yearning for Freedom: Was Tang san really that decisive? Didn't he know there were medicines that could slow the poison?]

[Cat Yearning for Freedom: The moment the poison entered his body, he didn't think to stop it from spreading. He went straight for his teacher's manhood instead. What a ruthless guy! Truly ruthless!]

[Yanzi Will Return: Jade Little Sword really was lucky to have a disciple like that.]

[Yanzi Will Return: He had a chance to save his manhood, but now he's become a eunuch—the most shameful thing of all.]

[Yanzi Will Return: Still, good riddance. A scumbag like him should've become a eunuch long ago.]

[A Little Fox: Exactly. Hearing this news is so satisfying!]

[A Little Fox: Jade Little Sword has made His Holiness the Pope suffer for so long. This fate couldn't suit him better.]

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: Can you all shut up? Little Gang is already in this state, and you're still making fun of him. Have you no conscience?]

[I Have No Mother: Hm? If you're this upset, then we must be doing something right.]

[I Have No Mother: I'm going to make fun of him.]

[Yanzi Will Return: +1]

[Love Eating Carrots: +1.]

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: You... You people!]

Spirit City, Papal Palace.

Bibi Dong was so furious that her ample bosom heaved. The chat group members were being outrageous.

Her Little Gang had become a eunuch, and they were kicking him while he was down. Did they have no empathy at all?

But after reading Xiao Wu's account, Bibi Dong's murderous intent toward Tang san reached its peak.

Tang san was already a great enemy of their Spirit Hall, and he might even become a Dual God Body in the future. He should have been killed before he could grow into a threat.

Now he had also cut off Jade Little Sword's manhood. It was unforgivable.

That was right: Bibi Dong had already laid most of the blame for Jade Little Sword becoming a eunuch on Tang san.

Those two things combined sent her bloodlust to an unprecedented peak, surpassed only by the hatred she'd once felt toward Qian Xunji.

"Your time is almost up, Tang san and Tang Hao."

"This time, I'll wipe out every last one of you threats!"

A cold glint flashed in Bibi Dong's eyes, and the Soul Power surging around her grew more and more terrifying.

It wouldn't be long now. Tang san's whereabouts would soon be discovered, and then Bibi Dong would go herself and wipe out father and son, Tang san and Tang Hao.

While the chat group was buzzing with conversation.

[Chat group activity requirements met. Diary Owner's strength requirements met. The chat group has officially upgraded to a Level Two Chat Group.]

[Chat group upgraded. The number of members has increased, and group benefits have improved.]

[Rule Three changed: the monthly number of lottery winners has increased from three to six. All other rules remain unchanged.]

[New rule: All chat group members can increase their Meditation Cultivation Speed by 100% while meditating.]

[New members are about to be invited to join the chat group family.]

As the women chatted, they suddenly noticed one blood-red line of text after another appear in their Diary Copies.

They took a closer look and realized the chat group had upgraded. They were instantly delighted.

[I Am Little Princess: The chat group upgraded! Amazing, the benefits have improved again.]

[I Am Little Princess: A 100% increase to Meditation Cultivation Speed isn't bad.]

[I Am Little Princess: But the best part is the change to Rule Three. The number of lottery winners has gone up to six, so that means only three of us out of nine won't have a chance at a prize.]

[I'm Little Princess: We'll see who in the group has the worst luck at the end of the month.]

[I Have No Mother: It doesn't quite work like that. Didn't the chat group just say the number of members would increase? We won't always be just the nine of us.]

[Yanzi Will Return: I just hope they don't bring in too many new members. Six spots still isn't that many.]

[Yanzi Will Return: But I also hope they bring in some normal members. We don't need any more silly women like Bibi Dong.]

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: ???]

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: How dare you, Yanzi Will Return! You dare slander this pope!]

[A Little Fox: Exactly. His Holiness the Pope isn't silly. She just has poor judgment and was deceived by that useless Jade Little Sword.]

[Martial Soul Hall Pope: A Little Fox, you shut up too! If you can't speak properly, don't speak at all.]

Then, waves of mechanical voices rang out in the women's minds.

"Welcome 'I Am a Grass' to the chat group!"

"Welcome 'Sea God's Most Loyal Believer' to the chat group!"

"Welcome 'I Sleep Every Day' to the chat group!"

The three mechanical voices sounded in the old members' minds, meaning that only three new members had joined the chat group this time.

[I Am a Grass: Who are you? Why did a Black Notebook suddenly appear in front of me?]

Holy Soul Village, Back Mountain, a Stone Cave.

The leaves of a Blue Silver Grass with golden patterns swayed back and forth, brushing against a Black Diary that gave off an ancient aura.

This Blue Silver Grass with golden patterns was Ah Yin. She had just seen a Black Notebook appear out of nowhere and had then been pulled into the chat group.

Curious, she'd first chosen a nickname and joined to see what this chat group was. After all, she had nothing else to do.

"Ah Hao, where are you? I'm so bored. Why haven't you come to see me all these years?"

Ah Yin didn't know why Tang Hao had planted her in a Stone Cave with no sunlight.

Every day, only a little sunlight trickled in through the cave ceiling. If she hadn't been the Blue Silver Emperor, the sovereign among Blue Silver Grass, she would have withered long ago.

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