Xuanhuan: I'm Really Not a Peerless Expert
Chapter 274

One Two Three Four Sutra

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Now, Li Fan has taken in ten disciples and passed down ten great paths!

The eldest disciple, Nan Feng, taught him the art of music.

The second disciple, Ziling, taught him the art of painting.

The third disciple, Long Zixuan, learned fish farming.

The fourth disciple Lu Rang, was a farmer.

The fifth disciple, Dugu Yuqing, was a calligrapher.

The sixth disciple Qing Chen and swept the floor.

The seventh disciple, Jiang Li, is a master of chess.

The eighth disciple, Wu Dade, was engaged in animal husbandry.

The ninth disciple, Lin Jiuzheng, is a master of talismans.

The tenth disciple Su Baiqian, is skilled in medicine!

So, at this moment, Li Fan felt that there was finally hope!

Four years!

Four years!

Since transmigrating to this day, and learning that he's actually a useless person incapable of cultivation, he's been stuck in Small Mountain Village, doing the system's tasks...

Plant Trees, Raise Chickens, raising fish, making furniture for villagers, cultivating land, etc...

It's absolutely terrible!

Luckily, I have a good mindset and am quite laid-back.

Otherwise, if someone else were to transmigrate into this state, wouldn't they just commit suicide on the spot or smash their head against a wall?

Over the years, he has envied the protagonists of those cultivation worlds countless times.

A personal old man.

The strong are reborn.

None of it happened to me.

Ugh, what a useless system!

"System, the task of recruiting disciples is complete. Can I now begin my cultivation journey?"

He asked the system in his mind!

"Checking task completion status!"

The system's voice immediately sounded.

"Mission accomplished!"

"The host can obtain the cultivation method: <One Two Three Four Sutra>!"

A book has appeared in the system that is waiting to be claimed!

However, Li Fan was immediately dumbfounded.

Holy crap, this is the cultivation path the system has opened up for me?!

Just give yourself a tattered book?

One Two Three Four Sutra...

Damn it, system, can't you put some effort into this?!

Li Fan was speechless. The legendary transmigrators were said to cultivate things like the Primordial Dragon Elephant Art, the Six Paths Samsara Fist, and the Ten Fiends Treasure Technique.

Each one is incredibly awesome!

I cultivated it myself...

One Two Three Four Sutra...

This reminded him of the radio calisthenics he had in his past life...

One two three four, two two three four, three two three four, four two three four...

It's so addictive, so incredibly addictive!

Sure enough, this damn system is full of bad news!!

Tears streamed down Li Fan's face, but he still had no choice but to accept the so-called "One Two Three Four Sutra"!

At the same time, he examined the specific contents of this so-called "One Two Three Four Sutra".

"One Two Three Four Sutra: This includes a total of nine sets of broadcast gymnastics."

"Cultivation method: Perform radio calisthenics once every morning and evening; this is sufficient for cultivation."

The explanation is very Dan Ming.

Upon seeing this, Li Fan was immediately shocked.

It really is like doing calisthenics.

He was utterly speechless about this system.

I'm completely speechless!!!

If he could, he'd love to smash this system to pieces...

However, after the silence, a thought still stirred within him.

Although this method of cultivation is indeed very, very low-level, at least it can actually get you onto the path of cultivation.

Since I'm already idling around in the Immortal Realm anyway, why don't I give it a try?

He thought it over and over, then mustered his courage!

He suddenly stood up and stretched.

Upon seeing him stand up, all the disciples instantly turned to look at him!

Li Fan felt a surge of nervousness. Why were they looking at him like that... It was so embarrassing!

He was inwardly panicking, but he maintained a calm demeanor on his old face!

"Ahem, sitting for long periods every day is bad for your health."

"This activity..."

As he spoke, he disregarded everything else and immediately considered the matter in his mind.

The first set of broadcast gymnastics, Colorful Sunshine!!

He immediately began to read aloud the contents of the book silently.

"One, two, three, four; two, two, three, four..."

He immediately started doing gymnastics!

At that moment, as he raised his hand!

All the disciples present were instantly stunned!

At this moment, they seemed to see an ancient and terrifying being who, with a wave of his hand, stirred up the Star River, causing the universe to tremble and the heavens and earth to repeat themselves!

"Master is practicing! Heavens! What kind of Cultivation Method is Master using? With a mere wave of his hand, the Great Dao roars and surges wildly!"

Long Zixuan was utterly shocked. He felt as if he were an ant witnessing an ancient dragon roaring!

"Is this some kind of supreme heavenly technique? It's terrifying! Master's hand, with a mere flick of his wrist, is already forging tens of thousands of Great Daos!"

Dugu Yuqing was stunned on the spot!

"This is the Giant Buddha. With a single move, the Giant Buddha can sever all ties and cut off all causes and conditions. Having followed my master for so long, I have finally witnessed him display the true power of a True Buddha!"

Qing Chen gripped the broom tightly, her eyes filled with piety and excitement, almost brimming with tears!

"The Great Dao is unfathomable, the spacetime is unimaginable... Master is too terrifying! His movements seem simple, but the trajectory of each movement is unpredictable and incomprehensible... The Great Dao is extremely mysterious!"

Ziling's eyes widened!

"How terrifying! To be able to annihilate any enemy with a mere wave of the hand—such unparalleled grace, such an aura of Sole Venerable... only Master could achieve this!"

Nan Feng's beautiful eyes were filled with admiration and worship!

Lu Rang could clearly feel his grass trembling!

Jiang Li raised his eyes and murmured:

"Time and space are the chessboard, all races are the pieces, and the Master is the Ruler!"

Wu Dade was trying hard to pry open the black dog's mouth. When his master started "practicing his skills," the black dog was so scared that it lay down on the ground, trembling incessantly. That was bad enough, but the worst part was that it was biting him!

Over there, the chickens were all lying on the ground, trembling, too afraid to move!

The koi in the pond were all frozen in place, with only slight ripples on the surface of the water, caused by the trembling of their bodies!

In the corner, three spiders huddled together, as if trying to avoid each other.

The Immortal Peach Tree, its branches and leaves drooping gently, as if bowing in greeting!

Su Baiqian, despite having the lowest cultivation level, was the one most able to remain calm.

She felt that every movement of her master was extremely beautiful!

Of course!

So casual!

It was as if heaven and earth had merged with it, as if all the great principles were resonating with it!

What level of skill is this?

Legend has it that wherever a sage goes, deserts bloom with flowers, vegetation flourishes, and blessings are bestowed upon heaven and earth... Is Master a sage?

She didn't know, but she understood that her master was an absolutely terrifying being, unparalleled throughout history.

Finally, Li Fan finished the entire set of radio calisthenics.

He felt hot all over and broke out in a light sweat.

"Um?"

Suddenly, he felt a warmth in his Dantian!

Could it really be effective?

He sensed a unique aura rising and falling within his Dantian.

"Is this... really effective?"

Li Fan was surprised!

After finishing the exercise routine, he immediately felt much more refreshed!

It actually works!

"Now, I can say that I have truly begun my path of cultivation?"

Although he had long since grown accustomed to the ordinary and simple life in the Small Mountain Village, he was still quite happy at this moment!

"I should be considered a Qi Refining Realm cultivator, right?"

"Qi Refining First Layer?"

He murmured, his eyes filled with certainty, "It must be."

Although he had never practiced cultivation before, he still had some understanding of cultivators.

The first stage is Qi Refining!

Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, and then Golden Core!

It seems that once you reach the Golden Core Realm, you're considered a minor figure in the cultivation world!

However, I'm only at the Qi Refining First Layer, and the weakest one at that. I don't know how long it will take me to break through to the second level!

He felt that using the method of doing radio calisthenics was a very slow way to improve his skills.

"System, if I do calisthenics every day, when will I be able to advance to the Foundation Establishment stage?"

Li Fan asked with some curiosity.

"+∞!"

The system provides a crude and simple symbol.

This symbol means... infinity??

Does this mean that by doing gymnastics, one can never reach the Foundation Establishment stage in their entire life?

Even though he already knew the system's nature, Li Fan's blood pressure still spiked instantly, and he almost vomited blood!

He was so shocked he was practically dumbfounded, and asked, "When can I advance to the second level of Qi Refining?"

"+∞!"

The system still provides a crude and simple symbol.

Or... infinity?

"I..."

Li Fan was utterly speechless.

He took a deep breath!

Stay calm!

Keep a calm and composed mindset!

One should not be elated by external gains nor saddened by personal losses!

He told himself!

If he weren't so easygoing, and had realized over the years that the system was useless, he probably would have died of anger on the spot!

Luckily, I kept a calm mindset!

But he was still a little puzzled. "But there must be a way to upgrade..."

At this moment, the system's voice sounded again:

"System task issued: Save rare and endangered animals and plants to enrich the biodiversity of this Small Mountain Village!"

"Collecting nine rare and endangered animals and nine rare and endangered plants, and successfully raising them in the village, will allow you to reach the current state of perfection!"

Li Fan was immediately stunned!

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