Xuanhuan: I'm Really Not a Peerless Expert
Chapter 567

All of Qing Chen and the Others Were Dead

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Small Mountain Village.

Night has fallen.

After a flurry of busy cooking, the meal has now begun.

The table was covered with fragrant meat, and the whole village enjoyed the meal immensely.

Li Fan prepared a huge feast: braised pork knuckle, braised rabbit head, stir-fried squid, stewed loach, sweet and sour pork ribs... all delicious and visually appealing. The disciples were now enjoying the meal.

"By the way, Zixuan, where did Dade go?"

At this moment, Li Fan asked a question in confusion.

Long Zixuan paused for a moment, then pondered:

"Master... Dade... he's exercising!"

Exercise?

Li Fan was puzzled. Could it be that Dade wanted to lose weight?

Even someone as carefree as Dade can have body image anxiety? Li Fan couldn't help but sigh, even in this other world, it seems no one is immune to the common human condition.

But he didn't think much of it; as long as everyone was alright, that was all that mattered. He said:

"Alright, everyone, let's start eating!"

"The bunny is so delicious!"

Ziling disregarded her image and began gnawing on the braised rabbit head.

"The braised pork knuckle is so flavorful!"

Qing Chen and others also enjoyed the meal immensely.

Even Tian Ling'er was eating with great focus, chopsticks in hand, mainly absorbing the Dao imprints and fragments of rules within the food.

Li Fan himself ate very little; he preferred the atmosphere of eating with everyone to the food itself.

"Ah, Great Devil King, your cooking is so delicious... You should have some too!"

Yunxi ate, she noticed that Li Fan had only taken a small amount of food, so she immediately put a lot more food on his Li Fan.

"Stir-fried squid, loach meat... Come on, have a taste."

As she spoke, she even served food to Ziling and Tian Ling'er.

Li Fan looked at the bowl full of food, but was somewhat puzzled. This dish... did he make it himself?

Why does it feel like Yunxi is the one doing the cooking now?

At a nearby table, Yun Yinchen and Yun Qianshan, among others, watched this scene with some trepidation.

Yunxi is really too presumptuous.

That's so unprofessional! To be so casual in front of someone like Senior Li!

Fortunately, Senior Li a man of great character and magnanimity, and did not hold a grudge.

And at this moment.

Mountain village entrance.

"Is... is this the smell of food?!"

"Has the feast begun?!"

A fat man struggled to the village entrance, and when he smelled the aroma of meat wafting from the village... he immediately burst into tears.

"You heartless dog!"

"Senior Brother Zixuan, you are ungrateful!"

Wu Dade was filled with grief and indignation, saying, "They didn't wait for me! They didn't wait for me!"

He climbed into the village, where two cows were tied up at the entrance, both staring at him.

"That's terrible!"

The Big Black Ox chewed as it spoke.

When Wu Dade saw the two oxen, he was truly overjoyed, as if he had seen saviors. He hurriedly said to the Old Yellow Ox:

"Uncle Niu, please help me out!"

"I've clearly broken through to the next level, but this thing feels hundreds of times heavier..."

The stone ring he wore was made by the big black dog from the sand of many worlds. When he was in the Heavenly God Realm, one of the rings weighed about ten billion catties.

Later, in order to rush back to the village for the feast, he risked his life. Under those circumstances, he finally succeeded in taking that step, achieving the sixth transformation of his golden body and becoming a deity.

However, what he didn't expect was that after his breakthrough, the weight of the stone ring also suddenly increased.

At that moment, Wu Dade realized that he had fallen for that damned dog's trick.

He climbed and climbed... and finally made it to the top with great difficulty.

The Old Yellow Ox looked at it and couldn't help but nod, saying:

"Big Black is really unfair!"

"How can you treat the younger generation like this? It's inconsiderate, so inconsiderate!"

As he spoke, the Old Yellow Ox waved its hooves.

Suddenly, the stone ring on Wu Dade's body fell off.

He immediately jumped up, leaping several meters high.

"Thank you, Master Niu! Thank you, Master Niu! I will definitely prepare the best grass for you next Dade!"

Wu Dade was so happy he almost cried, and he ran wildly towards the banquet.

"Big brother, you're really awesome!"

The Big Black Ox couldn't help but raise its hoof at the Old Yellow Ox.

The Old Yellow Ox glanced at it, then suddenly raised its hoof, and four stone rings landed on the four hooves of the Big Black Ox.

There's one on the cow's neck too.

The Big Black Ox's breathing became heavy, and he said aggrievedly:

"Big brother!"

The Old Yellow Ox said calmly:

"Brother, these rings look pretty good. You can wear them for plowing starting tomorrow."

The Big Black Ox was stunned for a moment and said:

"But brother, you just said that we can't be so unkind to the younger generation..."

The Old Yellow Ox raised its hoof and placed it on the head of the Big Black Ox, saying, "Am I being unfair?"

The Big Black Ox panicked immediately and said:

"So kind, so kind! My eldest brother is the kindest! My brother Niu is so kind!"

The Old Yellow Ox then put its hooves down and continued chewing.

Li Fan and the others are eating.

"Master, I'm back!"

At that moment, a loud voice rang out from outside the banquet hall, the words clearly containing immense grievance.

Wu Dade walked over, and Li Fan smiled and said:

"Dade, you're back from your workout?"

"Exercising is a good thing, but it shouldn't interfere with meals. Come on, sit down and eat."

Wu Dade was feeling wronged when he heard his master's words and was immediately dumbfounded.

I wasn't exercising at all; I was clearly tricked by that damn dog!

But upon seeing the table full of food, all his resentment towards the big black dog vanished instantly.

He was so hungry that he didn't care about anything else and grabbed a braised pork knuckle to gnaw on.

Everyone laughed at the way he wolfed down his food.

Soon, bonfires were lit up everywhere.

Everyone sat together chatting, creating a lively and warm scene.

"Come on, Xiao Li, let everyone try my newly brewed barley wine this time!"

Uncle Zhang brought over the wine.

The wheat recently ripened, Uncle Zhang was the first to harvest it, brewing quite a lot of wine.

Everyone started drinking.

"Unlike Master's wine, Uncle Zhang's wine... is like a raging fire!"

Many disciples were surprised. Li Fan's wine, no matter how strong, was smooth and sweet when it went down their throats, but Uncle Zhang's was like a strong scalding knife.

Moreover, the alcohol, once it entered their bodies, seemed to ignite their divine power.

This wine... is like the fire of the Great Dao, brewing the very rules within them!

"It's so hot, so hot!"

Wu Dade got up, but felt a little itchy all over!

"That's strong liquor! Uncle Zhang is really something..."

Qing Chen already felt his vision blurring; many hidden flaws in the rules were now being corrected.

"Master, it's too spicy... it's so spicy!"

"Master, my throat hurts."

The female disciples, including Ziling, were drinking, but they were starting to feel the effects.

Li Fan smiled and said, "Uncle Zhang's wine is the kind that gives you strength!"

Uncle Zhang works in the fields Heavenly Wind, and he needs a strong liquor to keep him motivated.

"You might not be able to handle drinking like this, but in a few days, your master will take you to the fields to work hard. When you're tired, you'll know how refreshing this feeling is."

As he spoke, he drank heartily with Uncle Zhang and his Second Uncle.

This rugged liquor also has a unique flavor.

"It's very spicy... but it tastes pretty good too!"

As Yunxi drank, she exhaled deeply through her cherry-like mouth, her proud chest heaving. She then extended her wine bowl to clink glasses with Li Fan, Uncle Zhang, and Second Uncle, saying:

Cheers!

Second Uncle and the others all laughed.

The liquor was strong and the effects came on very quickly; before long, Nan Feng Ziling, and the others were all drunk.

Mu Wanqing's face was flushed red; under the influence of the alcohol, her body was undergoing a baptism, and she felt feverish all over.

Yun Yinchen and Yun Qianshan were both at their breaking point, and were now covered in sweat.

Even Ming Tianbei and others, who were used to eating and drinking freely in the village, couldn't resist the alcohol and many of them got drunk.

However, the benefits of this wine to them are undoubtedly enormous: it burns their Dao Body and melts away impurities.

Even Tian Ling'er was sipping a small cup of water, and as she drank, she felt dizzy.

"I feel so dizzy... But, within Ling'er's body, the rules have been refined and sublimated... Waaah... Ling'er seems to be growing..."

As she spoke, her wine glass fell to the side, and she passed out drunk.

However, her body was slowly undergoing some kind of strange change.

The rules and primordial energy that make up her body are evolving towards a higher level.

The defects and wounds in the Great Dao within her body were now being repaired.

The Heavenly Dao... is also upgrading!

"Xiao Zhang, you still need to learn from Xiao Li about your brewing skills. I remember Xiao Li's ale was so mellow and rich, yours is too strong!"

The Second Uncle sipped his drink while offering his comments.

"I'm just waiting for Xiao Li to start brewing the ale."

Uncle Zhang didn't argue; instead, he said expectantly, "Xiao Li's ale is really delicious!"

Li Fan smiled and said, "Alright, we'll harvest the wheat and brew some wine in a few days!"

Everyone continued drinking for quite a while before finally dispersing.

"These disciples are really a headache."

Looking at his disciples who were all drunk on the ground, Li Fan could only sigh and carry the female disciples back one by one.

"Master... my throat feels burning..."

As Ziling lay down, she was still muttering to herself.

Li Fan immediately fetched some cool water, helped her up, and fed her some water.

The wine was indeed a bit too strong, and fearing it would disturb his disciples' sleep, he immediately gave Nan Feng, Gongya, Su Baiqian, and others some water.

Then he got up and went to drag Qing Chen, Wu Dade, and the others away.

The only one who was somewhat worry-free was Yunxi. Although she was also drunk, she wasn't so drunk that she passed out, and she could even help Li Fan drag people away.

After finally finishing dragging everyone out, Yunxi's beautiful face was covered in sweat.

"Great Devil King, do you still want to see me dance...? I want to dance..."

Yunxi seemed about to dance, but her body slumped down as the alcohol took effect, and she passed out.

Li Fan quickly helped her up, carried her into the room, covered her with a blanket, and got up to leave.

"Great Devil King... I think I'm dreaming..."

"I dreamt that Qing Chen and the others were all dead... I dragged them out of the burial pit..."

Yunxi, in her sleep, suddenly murmured as if in a dream.

Upon hearing this, Li Fan stopped and gently stroked Yunxi's face, saying, "Silly girl, that was just a dream."

"With me here, no one will die."

After saying that, he turned and left.

At this moment, the bright moon shines in the sky.

Unbeknownst to anyone, in the cold void of the universe, a massive array was operating wildly.

A black stone lay across the sky, and deep within the heavens, a three- or four-year-old little boy died in agony.

That was the Heavenly Dao Spirit of the Sixth Subordinate Star Domain.

The Forty-Ninth Star Domain consists of eight sub-star domains, each with its own Heavenly Dao Spirit.

With the efforts of the Heavenly Pole Divine King, Liaochen, and others, six of them have already been destroyed!

"The Heavenly Dao of the Sixth Subordinate Star Domain has also been destroyed."

"Only the seventh and Eighth Sub-Star Domain remain..."

Dao Wuyi's face was already covered in sweat.

"God King, I vaguely remember that Xingmie's younger brother, Xing Luo, seemed to have chosen to prove his Dao in the Eighth Sub-Star Domain..."

The Wanqiong Divine Monarch suddenly spoke, as if he had thought of something.

The Heavenly Machine Divine King said indifferently:

"Unimportant."

"None can be overlooked; only two Heavenly Dao remain."

"Continue!"

Good night

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