The Ghosts Couldn't Take It Either
(Friendly reminder: It is recommended to consume this chapter before or after meals.)
A lotus platform appeared, exuding a supreme and sacred aura, as if it were the seat of the Ancestor of All Brahma.
One can imagine that this is absolutely a treasure of the Vatican, possessing a supreme status.
Moreover, it was probably attracted here by some kind of aura, so its origins must be very significant.
But, it just appeared...
But the turtle, having eaten the wrong thing, mistook it for...
Bathroom!
At that moment, the turtle started spewing water wildly!
The pristine, Sacred and Supreme lotus platform was instantly sprayed with that substance, leaving a small, wet heap of excrement in the center...
The lotus platform trembled slightly, as if it were completely stunned!
The tortoise, at that moment, let out a joyful groan.
"I've been constipated for hundreds of thousands of years, and I haven't had such a smooth bowel movement in ages..."
The tortoise muttered to itself, then noticed a sheet of golden paper on the lotus platform. It immediately picked it up with its claws, wiped it clean, and tossed it aside before climbing off the lotus platform.
But as soon as it landed and looked at the field, it panicked!
Because...
An endless army of demons...
The people of the Great Ruin Realm...
Even the master Jiang Li and others...
At this moment, everyone is looking at me.
At this moment, the tortoise panicked, completely panicked.
"Damn it... I... I might as well just die!!!"
"Aaaaaah!"
The turtle immediately started pounding its chest and stamping its feet, its claws clenching tightly, and it began to convulse!
"I'm so ashamed I can't face anyone! So ashamed I can't face anyone!!!"
The turtle let out a mournful cry, then retracted its head and limbs, hiding them completely inside its shell.
Then, the tortoise shell flew swiftly into Jiang Li's hand and frantically burrowed into his sleeve!
"You... you can hide, but did you really have to crawl into my armpit?!"
Jiang Li was speechless.
Clearly, the turtle was extremely embarrassed and couldn't bear to face anyone!
"I really suspect that this turtle has learned bad habits from that dead dog. Damn it, it's also mastered some kind of supernatural Divine Ability?"
Wu Dade's expression was complicated.
"This is utterly rude, absolutely rude! It stinks!"
Dugu Yuqing hurriedly covered her mouth and nose, not daring to even look. It was too smelly; the stench permeated the entire starry sky.
"A constipation that's lasted for hundreds of thousands of years... how could it not stink?"
Qing Chen held her breath completely, even closing her eyes—it was too hot to look at!
Everyone in the room, realizing what was happening, couldn't hold back any longer.
While the Yunxi was defecating, Ziling Nan Feng her Way of Painting to alter Gongya and teleported them hundreds Mu Wanqing Ziling Su Baiqian miles away without being affected Xin Ning.
As for the rest, every single one of them... felt like throwing up!
"Why... why, even though I'm a ghost, do I still feel like vomiting and nausea one day?"
One of the Ghost Lord who was relatively close to the lotus platform had turned green and was vomiting violently, to the point that his ghostly body was about to disintegrate!
"Help... kill me! I'd rather be annihilated! Ugh!"
Another Heavenly Ghost vomited until his three souls and six spirits were almost shattered.
"If I am guilty, please punish me according to the law. Why are you doing this to me... ugh!"
"I'd rather die again! Ugh..."
The lotus platform appeared right above the many ghosts, and at that moment, all of them were vomiting!
Even ghosts couldn't stand it.
Even the Ghost Lord Qingbu and the Ghost Lord Chaoshi felt dizzy; the smell... made them tremble.
"This is fucking... even more ruthless than Peachwood Sword!"
The Ghost Lord Qingbu is about to stink to high heaven.
"If I had known these kinds of turtles existed, I would have preferred to die sooner!"
The Damp Ghost Lord, who was closest to the lotus platform, was vomiting, tears streaming down his face. The smell wasn't just intoxicating, it was also incredibly pungent and made his eyes water!
The Night Ming Ghost King was still in a daze and shocked.
He wondered if his ghostly eyes were playing tricks on him!
The Heibai soil from the Dead Land harbors an eerie aura of World-Ending...
It was actually eaten by a turtle, and then, in front of everyone, it defecated out?!
Is there any justice left in this world?
It's so magical, so terrifying, so unbelievable!
He, a dignified Ghost King, had never seen anything so absurd and terrifying.
But then, that smell wafted over...
"Vomit!"
Even the Night Ming Ghost King couldn't hold on any longer; he too began to vomit!
Looking at the whole scene.
At this moment, the army of ghosts was vomiting violently.
Lin Jiuzheng and the others were also frantically covering their mouths and noses, and some of them were barely able to hold on.
At that moment, the lotus platform in the air seemed to tremble, and it quickly faded away, carrying with it the droppings that filled the lotus platform... and escaped from the scene.
As the lotus platform disappeared, the scent of starlight faded slightly...
"It almost crippled me..."
Lin Jiuzheng's hand went weak, and he almost couldn't hold the Peachwood Sword anymore.
"Thank goodness, thank goodness the turtle didn't poop in the Small Courtyard before, thank goodness I didn't use it to water the lawn..."
Lu Rang covered in a cold sweat. Thinking about how he had actually asked his junior brother Jiang Li for turtle poop... he wanted to slap himself twice.
The potted plant in his hand was trembling, as if it were feeling quite relieved.
"Tsk tsk, this turtle is really fierce. Sister Peach's mud-eating wasn't for nothing. It even ate the eerie gray mist, and yet... it only had a stomachache for a while."
At this moment, Wu Dade spoke up; compared to the others, he was the calmest.
It seems... he's more used to it.
"Junior Brother Dade, why... do you seem unaffected?"
Jiang Li couldn't help but ask.
Wu Dade paused for a moment, then sighed deeply and said sadly:
"It all started with that dog..."
"Alright, alright, stop talking. If you keep going, we really won't be able to hold back!"
Qing Chen quickly stopped him; that dog was definitely not going to do anything good.
"However, Junior Brother Dade is right. Xuanwu... is really strong. Even the eerie gray mist only caused stomach upset after ingesting it..."
Dugu Yuqing then spoke up.
Upon hearing this, everyone couldn't help but nod in agreement.
Although that turtle's poop really stinks, it's... truly outrageous.
After all, that was a strange gray mist; even a single wisp of it could cause a terrifying catastrophe in the world.
Even the gods and Buddhas couldn't save them.
However, Jiang Li's turtle could be swallowed whole.
In the end... everything was alright.
This is enough to show just how extraordinary the tortoise is!
"Everyone, stop talking! Quickly put away the Ghost Fang, we should get going, we can't stay here any longer!"
Qing Chen then urged them on.
Everyone realized what was happening.
Looking ahead at the countless ghostly figures.
"Take down this scoundrel first!"
Lin Jiuzheng pointed his sword at the Ghost King and took a step forward.
"No..."
The Ghost King trembled, once again feeling the suppression of the Peachwood Sword.
"My benefactor... there's no need for you to search me!"
The Mingzhi Ghost Monarch had already pounced, he was incredibly excited, and said:
"Pulling the Ghost King's teeth is Zong Siqing's job... Let me do it!"
He swung his fist and slammed it hard into the Ghost King's mouth.
The Ghost King, his mouth full of teeth, fell down.
"Ah..."
Night Ming Ghost King screamed in agony, his eyes filled with hatred and rage. He was going crazy. He, a Ghost King, had his teeth pulled out by a Ghost Lord!
Utter disgrace!
He was so angry he fainted.
Then, Lin Jiuzheng used a yellow talisman to seal him inside and put him away.
With the Ghost King gone, they turned to look at the other Ghost Lord- level powerhouses.
"No... I can do it myself!"
At this moment, the Ghost Lord Chaoshi, almost completely exhausted from vomiting, saw Lin Jiuzheng and felt as if he had seen a savior. He punched himself so hard that he knocked out his teeth and cried out:
"It spilled on me, I can't vomit anymore, it spilled on me, let me die..."
Seeing this, Lin Jiuzheng had a complicated expression. Damn it, this turtle's poop... even ghosts would want to die from smelling it.
The battlefield was quickly cleaned up.
After the Night Ming Ghost King, the Ghost Lord Chaoshi, and others were captured, countless demon armies were filled with despair and offered no further resistance.
Guiya filled box after box, while Yun Yinchen and the others, along with the Yun family and the Wood Spirit Imperial Dynasty, busied themselves, sweating profusely.
All ten warships were fully loaded.
"These... are for you to eat."
Lin Jiuzheng pointed at the countless ghostly army and addressed Mingzhi and Heavenly Darkness.
He temporarily accepted the ghosts of the Ghost Lord and above, because he could use them to refine their ghostly power and improve himself.
This is the path of the Celestial Master Dao.
The rest can be given to Mingzhi and others.
Lin Jiuzheng felt no guilt about this, because in the ghost realm, ghosts like Mingzhi and Heavenly Darkness who could hold fast to their own nature and had a tendency towards goodness were extremely rare.
Good deeds bring good rewards. For example, Heavenly Darkness and others received some karmic retribution because of the ghost tooth, which was a great blessing for them.
Looking across the field, countless ghostly creatures had destroyed too many star fields and killed too many living beings, leaving a ghostly realm in their wake.
In a sense, the realm of demons can be called the realm of sin!
Those who do evil will be punished.
Upon hearing this, Mingzhi, Heavenly Darkness, and the others were overjoyed.
A million-strong army of demons... This is an extremely sumptuous feast!
Wow... so many ghost teeth! That's great!
Yunxi and the others also returned at this moment. Seeing the Ghost Fang of the Ten Great Warships, their faces were filled with joy.
"In this way, the village will no longer have to worry!"
"Let's go back to the village!"
They spoke up!
"Wait... the crystal is glowing?"
At this moment, Jiang Li suddenly spoke.
He took out the crystal chip Li Fan had given him, and at that moment... it emitted a faint light!
"This... it only started glowing when it appeared in that Heibai soil?"
"Is that Heibai soil related to rare animals and plants?"
All the disciples were an accident!
And at this moment.
Somewhere in the starry sky.
"That's great, that's great!"
When Brahma Liaochen, he was so happy that he was practically dancing with joy.
Just now, the Reincarnation Lotus Platform flew away and disappeared!
This means... the aura of reincarnation has truly appeared.
Their predictions all came true!
The Reincarnation Lotus Platform... will capture information related to reincarnation and return, laying the foundation for the Brahma Court to control reincarnation.
A resounding victory on the first day!
This is great news; when the news reaches the Brahma Temple, all the important figures will be delighted.
"The lotus throne has returned!"
At this moment, Brahman Gyaltsen pointed to the void not far ahead.
Sure enough, the Reincarnation Lotus Platform reappeared in the void!
Good night.