Xuanhuan: I'm Really Not a Peerless Expert
Chapter 603

The Turtle's Memories

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Somewhere in the starry sky.

Brahma Liaochen in the palace, and it seemed that a thousand rays of Brahma light emanated from his body, making him appear incomparably sacred.

A satisfied smile played on his lips, as if he were savoring the moment.

After a long while, he finally opened his eyes.

"As expected of a divine object related to reincarnation..."

He licked his lips and couldn't help but look at the lotus platform in the center of the great formation beside him.

At this moment, the lotus platform was spotless, immaculate, and gleaming!

He led a group of Brahma Kings and licked everything clean, leaving not a single drop!

As if sensing his gaze, the lotus platform trembled slightly.

"Brahma, we have both made considerable progress!"

Brahma, including Kasyapa, was also extremely excited.

They had only obtained a few remnants of Yin Yang Soil, yet their cultivation had already improved; this was truly a divine object defying the heavens.

If they could actually take some, they might have a chance to completely break through their current level.

"I am the same."

Liaochen nodded and said:

"Keep the grand formation open. Since the traces of reincarnation have appeared once, they could appear a second or third time at any time!"

"I hope the Reincarnation Lotus Platform... can sense the aura of Yin Yang Soil more often..."

His heart was filled with anticipation!

Those on the Reincarnation Lotus Platform were shocked upon hearing this!

The Eighth Sub-Star Domain, in a part of the starry sky.

"Hey! What the hell are you doing here?!"

The Mingzhi Ghost Monarch and the Heavenly Darkness Ghost Lord are interrogating the One Blood Ghost Lord.

The One Blood Ghost Lord, trembling, knelt on the ground and said:

"I... I came to deliver something..."

"The Ghost King has ordered me to deliver this soil to several of my reincarnated unborn children..."

As he spoke, the One Blood Ghost Lord quickly took out a ghost jade bottle from his robes and presented it to Wu Dade and the others!

Wu Dade, Jiang Li, and the other two were immediately taken aback upon seeing this.

"This... Yin Yang Soil?!"

Lin Jiuzheng:

"The Ghost King of the Ghost Realm actually sent someone to deliver Yin Yang Soil to us?"

"This is very strange..."

Jiang Li, however, suddenly exclaimed;

"Dead turtle!"

As he spoke, a streak of light flashed from his sleeve, and in an instant, the jade bottle in the One Blood Ghost Lord's hand vanished.

Everyone stared intently, and saw that the tortoise had already used its claws to pry open the lid of the jade bottle, and then Yin Yang Soil...

It was poured into my mouth!

"Holy crap, this is bad!"

Jiang Li panicked immediately and shouted:

"Get out of here!"

After he finished speaking, a chess formation appeared beneath his feet, carrying him away from where he stood.

"This is bad, this is bad!"

Lin Jiuzheng also hurriedly scattered a handful of talismans and left quickly.

Even the big black dog slashed through the air with its paw and disappeared—it was incredibly fast!

"You guys take me with you, you damn dog, take me with you! Holy crap!"

Wu Dade also hurriedly took off running.

Even Heavenly Darkness and Mingzhi were leading the ghosts in a flight.

Only the One Blood Ghost Lord remained, completely bewildered.

What's going on?

Why did the Reincarnation Envoy run away?

Am I safe?

He was somewhat excited, looking at the tortoise, and said:

"Thank you, En Gui! Thank you, En Gui!"

If it weren't for this turtle, I don't know what kind of torment I would have suffered.

But then, the tortoise let out a loud cry!

"Ugh... Damn it, it's rotten, it's still rotten!"

It clutched its belly, trembling, its turtle eyes darting around as if searching for something.

At that very moment, another figure suddenly appeared in the void.

That... was actually a sacred lotus platform, as if it had been summoned!

The lotus platform radiated countless Brahma light, as if it were a revered object shared by the nine heavens and ten earths.

The moment it appeared, the One Blood Ghost Lord was horrified, because... he knew that this must be something extraordinary from the Brahma Court.

The Brahma Temple... Has a great figure arrived?!

But just as he was in shock, the tortoise seemed to have seen a savior and naturally climbed onto the lotus platform!

Then...

Pfft pfft...

A barrage of spray and bombardment!

"Damn it!"

The One Blood Ghost Lord was completely stunned. What... what's going on?

That sacred lotus throne of the Buddhist temple... it was actually being used as a toilet by this turtle?

And it seems quite skilled at it!

But then, he lost all interest in being shocked, because of the stench...

"I... I'm suffocating!!!"

The One Blood Ghost Lord's body went limp and he trembled violently. He felt dizzy, and finally, everything went black before his eyes. He couldn't hold on any longer and fainted...

Much later.

The little turtle finally breathed a long sigh of relief. It saw another piece of golden paper on the lotus platform, picked it up, and wiped it clean.

"Why is it all just rotten clay... Damn it, if it weren't for the fact that I haven't eaten this for many years and really miss the taste, and that it could help me regain my memories faster, I wouldn't eat it!"

The tortoise looked disgusted and waved its claws at the lotus platform, saying:

"This Emperor 've finished, you may leave!"

The lotus platform was completely dumbfounded. It seemed to be incredulous, trembling, and then turned away in a wronged manner!

It disappeared.

Much, much later.

Wu Dade and the others then returned from different directions.

"They have no sense of public morality! They have absolutely no sense of public morality!"

Lin Jiuzheng looked utterly disgusted.

Jiang Li's expression was complicated as he said:

"How much... how much feces do you still have left?"

The little turtle silently returned to Jiang Li's hand and said:

"There's not much left. A few more visits should be enough to clean it up..."

Everyone: "..."

But the big black dog suddenly stared at the tortoise with a serious expression and said:

"Old turtle, where did you crawl out from?"

The tortoise replied without hesitation:

"Burial pit..."

But as soon as the words left his mouth, the tortoise's eyes immediately filled with confusion.

"A burial pit... I remember a burial pit, monks, Daoist masters... all died there, and someone dragged you out..."

It patted its head with its paws, and a look of pain appeared in its eyes.

Unable to recall, it simply gave up trying and angrily said to the big black dog:

"... I've only eaten a little bit, and you're making me recall so many memories, that's too much!"

A hint of seriousness flashed in the big black dog's eyes as it said:

"Eat more along the way!"

Wu Dade was immediately dissatisfied and angrily said:

"You damn dog, you're really a scumbag! It's one thing to like all-powerful Divine Ability yourself, but now you're corrupting the turtle too!"

"Ignorant people's pets!"

The big black dog, however, looked at him with disdain and said:

"What do you know? Back then, among the Ten Spirits, this Emperor went to find my master and didn't know many things. This tortoise died with you all, but it crawled out and was reincarnated. If it can remember some things... this life might not be so difficult."

However, the big black dog stopped talking immediately after saying that.

Jiang Li, Lin Jiuzheng, and Wu Dade all stared intently at the big black dog.

"You damned dog... how much do you know? Tell me, tell me!"

Wu Dade spoke.

"Big Black, you'd better make things clear, otherwise I'll have to draw a talisman and use dog blood next time!"

Lin Jiuzheng also posed a subtle threat!

Because they all sensed that what the big black dog said... was very important!

The big black dog stopped, its eyes widening in surprise, and said:

"You dare threaten even a dog? Are you even human?!"

However, it was still a bit timid, after all, Lin Jiuzheng had caused Sister Peach to lose a branch.

"You want to know? It's too early... Wait, let's see how much this turtle can remember this time."

Upon hearing this, the group released it.

"Looks like it's up to you, little turtle. Good luck!"

Lin Jiuzheng and the others immediately spoke to the little turtle.

The little turtle suddenly felt a little scared. Were these people... normal?

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