Honkai: My Ex-Girlfriend Turns Out to Be Raiden Mei
Chapter 27

This Kiana Is Way Too Much for Him to Handle! / Bronya: Why Are Otaku So Weird?

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Chapter 40: This Kiana Is Too Much for Him to Handle!

After arriving at Senba Academy, the morning classes passed by pleasantly.

Why pleasantly? Well, Su Moqian had once experienced high school life in Shenzhou.

Compared to the battlefield-like high school life in Shenzhou, things here in the Far East were naturally much more enjoyable.

At last, it was lunchtime. Su Moqian and Mei walked side by side to the back of the school building, where they waited quietly for Kiana.

Ever since they'd formed a three-person team, they'd agreed to have lunch together.

Actually, Su Moqian had wanted to go to the rooftop, but unfortunately, it was already packed with couples—girls only. Ordinary people need not apply.

So they had no choice but to eat behind the school building.

It might not have the rooftop's classic atmosphere, but the sun couldn't reach this shady spot, and there weren't many people around. It was pretty nice.

After they sat down, Su Moqian didn't rush to strike up a conversation with Mei. Instead, he waited for the middleman to arrive.

A moment later, their middleman, Kiana, came running over and greeted them with boundless energy:

"Moqian, Mei, I'm here!"

Raiden Mei spoke gently. "Good afternoon, Kiana... Why do you have bread? Is that all you're having for lunch?"

"Yep." Kiana nodded, then plopped down between them and explained:

"Moqian and I were up really late yesterday. By the time I went to bed, it was already past midnight."

"So I accidentally overslept and didn't have time to make a bento."

At that, Raiden Mei suddenly felt as if a weight had landed on her head.

She asked, puzzled, "Kiana, you just said... what did you and Moqian do last night?"

"Ah, we ran into some bad guys yesterday. They kept following Kiana," Su Moqian answered before she could.

"Kiana and I spent ages trying to outwit them. We kept it up until the police arrived, so it was already really late by the time we got home."

After speaking, Su Moqian shot Kiana a look, signaling that she shouldn't mention the Honkai.

After all, what had happened last night counted as a supernatural event, and Mei was just an ordinary person. Su Moqian didn't want her getting dragged into it.

Kiana understood and immediately played along. "That's right! That's exactly what happened. It was so dangerous last night!"

Hearing them, Raiden Mei's eyes widened in surprise.

After looking them over carefully and seeing that they were unharmed, she let out a breath of relief.

"Was that really it? I'm glad you weren't hurt. I never thought something like that could happen in Changkong City."

"All right, let's not dwell on that. We should eat."

As he spoke, Su Moqian took a bento from his bag and handed it to Mei.

"Thank you," Raiden Mei said with a smile.

Ever since her father had gone to prison, she'd been practicing cooking in earnest and had improved quickly. But she still couldn't match Auntie's cooking.

Mei also liked Shenzhou cuisine, so she'd agreed to the suggestion that Auntie prepare her lunch every day.

When she opened the bento and saw the generous spread of food inside, Mei smiled happily.

It wasn't just because she liked the dishes. It also meant Auntie approved of her!

Meanwhile, Su Moqian took out his own bento and got ready to eat.

As soon as he opened the box, the delicious aroma caught Kiana's attention.

Looking at the mouthwatering food, Kiana suddenly felt that the bread in her hands didn't taste so good anymore.

"Moqian, your food smells amazing~" Kiana dropped a very obvious hint.

"Of course! My mom's a fantastic cook!"

Su Moqian grinned proudly, then started wolfing down his food without even glancing at Kiana.

"Mm..."

Kiana's face immediately fell.

Her wide eyes were filled with longing for the bento, and a faint glimmer of moisture even appeared in them.

Even when facing death the previous night, Kiana hadn't looked this wretched. But this boiled fish and shrimp dumplings had done the trick!

Su Moqian set down his chopsticks and looked at Kiana.

At that moment, her dejected expression vanished. She turned to the flowers and plants in front of her, acting as if nothing had happened.

Su Moqian: "?"

Confused, Su Moqian picked up his chopsticks again and prepared to dig in.

"Mm..." Kiana gazed affectionately at the food.

Chopsticks down. Head up.

Her gaze shifted away, and she admired the plants as if nothing were wrong.

Su Moqian: "...All right."

He had to admit that, despite being prepared, Kiana was still too cute for him to resist.

Damn, this Kiana really was too much for him to handle!

Raiden Mei had also noticed what was going on.

Seeing Kiana's expression, she couldn't help smiling.

"Just as I thought. I'm the only girl in the world whose bento Su Moqian's mom prepares. I'm one of a kind!"

"But Kiana is my best friend. I suppose I could share some with her."

With that thought, Mei was about to speak.

But just then, Su Moqian took another bento out of his bag and handed it to Kiana.

"All right, I was just teasing you. How could I let you eat bread all by yourself?"

"Mom saw how much you liked Shenzhou food last night, so she made a bento for you this morning too."

Hearing Su Moqian's words, Kiana's face lit up with joy.

"Yay! You're the best, Moqian!"

Beaming, Kiana snatched the bento from him. She opened it, picked up the rice paddle, and immediately started eating.

Worried that Kiana wouldn't know how to use chopsticks, Su Wuxian had made sure to pack a rice paddle for her.

"Lalalala~ Boiled fish and shrimp dumplings~"

Seeing Kiana's blissful smile over nothing more than a delicious meal, Su Moqian couldn't help smiling too.

He'd wanted to tease this little white-haired ball a bit longer, but he just couldn't keep it up.

If only I could keep her smiling so carefree and happily.

Kiana and Su Moqian were both happy, but Raiden Mei was left completely stunned as she watched them.

"How could this happen, Auntie? I'm supposed to be your one-and-only daughter-in-law..."

While Mei sat there, dejected and distracted, on the other side of the school building...

"Raiden Mei's emotions are fluctuating. Nice work, Bronya."

Listening to the voice in her earpiece, Bronya kept an eye on Su Moqian and replied from her hiding place:

"Don't worry. Instead of killing Su Moqian outright, I've found a better way to make Raiden Mei's emotions collapse."

"Oh? Then I'll look forward to seeing it~"

After ending the call, Bronya continued watching Su Moqian.

After investigating all morning, she now understood everything there was to know about the tastes of people from Shenzhou!

Bronya was certain she'd succeed!

Chapter 41: Bronya: Why Are Otaku So Weird?

It was evening, with only a few minutes left until the end of school.

Raiden Mei sat upright, keeping Su Moqian in the corner of her eye at all times.

After thinking it over all afternoon, she'd had an epiphany.

Mei realized that, even though she had a huge advantage, staying passive could still leave an opening for another girl to swoop in.

It was like those warriors who kept claiming they were invincible, only to get beaten in battle and end up lying on the ground with their mouths open and eyes shut.

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She needed to make a move every now and then to ensure a one-hundred-percent win rate!

So Raiden Mei decided that she'd be the one to invite Su Moqian to walk home together after school today!

Finally, the dismissal bell rang.

Raiden Mei rose to her feet and walked over to Su Moqian's desk. With a smile, she asked:

"Moqian, want to walk home together?"

Su Moqian gently shook his head. "Um, sorry, Mei, but I can't walk you home."

"Huh? Why?" Raiden Mei's smile froze.

"The girl staying at my place has trouble getting around, so I need to help her," Su Moqian explained.

Raiden Mei's heart stirred. "Trouble getting around? Is it the girl from this morning?"

Thinking of the beautiful girl with delicate features she'd seen that morning, Raiden Mei felt a strange sense of danger.

As Su Moqian slung his schoolbag over his shoulder and prepared to leave the classroom, Raiden Mei suddenly spoke.

"Moqian, actually, I..."

"Hmm? What is it?" Su Moqian asked, turning back in confusion.

"N-Nothing. See you tomorrow." Raiden Mei shook her head.

"Okay. See you tomorrow," Su Moqian replied with a smile before leaving the classroom.

Watching him go, Raiden Mei bit her lip without realizing it.

What she'd wanted to say was, "I can go with her too."

But in the end, she couldn't bring herself to say it. She didn't want to share Su Moqian's love with anyone else.

"Who is that girl? If she's staying at Su Moqian's place, she must be one of his relatives, right?" Raiden Mei wondered, uncertain.

Before long, Su Moqian had pushed Bronya home.

As soon as they arrived, Bronya eagerly hurried into her room.

"Brother Moqian, Bronya will head to her room first. We can talk over dinner."

"Oh, okay." Su Moqian nodded.

Once back in her room, Bronya shut the door and summoned Heavy Cannon Rabbit.

In a quiet voice, Bronya said, "Heavy Cannon Rabbit, show me the perfect character profile for someone from Shenzhou that you found in your research."

Since her pure and adorable little-sister image hadn't won Su Moqian over, she had to adopt a new persona.

Heavy Cannon Rabbit obediently turned the tablet screen toward Bronya. A line of text appeared on it:

"Childhood friend, tsundere, blonde, twin tails, flat chest..."

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