I Can't Believe I Got Played by the Tuna! (Revised) / Mei-Senpai, You Really Are Pathetic! (Revised)

[With Natural Affinity and your pitifully endearing talents, your miserable appearance immediately piqued Elena's interest. She took you for her prey.]

Chapter 71: I Can't Believe I Got Played by Kiana! Revised

"Wait, how did I become the prey?"

Su Moqian was a little surprised, but after thinking it over, he decided it made sense.

After all, the best hunters often appeared as prey.

Elena didn't know Su Moqian, so in the simulation, he went straight to ME Corp. to ask her not to do anything bad.

First, he gave Elena the impression that he was a reckless, naive young man.

Then, he used his talent and acting skills to successfully catch Elena's eye.

A woman like that would be difficult to win over if he took the initiative.

But if he let her believe she was the one in control, it would make things much easier.

[Next, you used the acting skills you'd learned from Bronya to put on a pitiful, pleading expression for Elena.]

["Please, let Mei go. I'll do anything you want, as long as you spare Mei..."]

[Seeing such a handsome young man make such a pitiful face at her, Elena found it irresistible. For a moment, wicked thoughts filled her mind!]

"Just as I thought." Su Moqian nodded.

Once he knew what the other person was into, winning her over became much easier!

[To tease you properly, Elena deliberately kept you waiting for half a day before calling you and inviting you to her home that evening to talk.]

[You arrived at Elena's home as promised. At first, she pretended to care about you, but in the end, unable to bear her long-standing emptiness and desire any longer, she dropped the act and took you down to the basement.]

Su Moqian: "?"

He recognized where this was going.

[You really didn't want to spend too much time with a bad woman. To keep her from getting handsy with you, you specifically told her that you knew a few Shenzhou spells that could make her feel even better.]

[Then, you used the Reverse Harem Technique on Elena. It worked spectacularly!]

[Inside the illusion, you and Elena kept practicing Gun Fu.]

[After a whole night of hard work, Elena's body was finally won over. You seized the opportunity to talk with her.]

[You learned that Cocolia hadn't come to see Elena in a long time, leaving her feeling empty. She also desperately wanted someone to rescue Cocolia from that organization.]

[You seized on this point, working on her heart as you conquered her body. Elena surrendered to you in both body and mind, and you won.]

[You successfully won over your target. This simulation has ended.]

[Ending achieved: "The First Step to Becoming the King of the Blondes!"]

[Congratulations, host! You've achieved the accomplishment "Legend of the Fastest Conquest!" Reward: 100 Wish Power.]

[Congratulations on achieving a D-rank evaluation. Rewards: Acting Level 1, Gun Fu Level 3, Persuasion Level 1, and 80 Wish Power.]

After seeing the results of the simulation, Su Moqian let out a long breath. For a moment, he felt tears welling in his eyes.

"How many times? How many times..."

Su Moqian had lost count of how many times he'd been locked in a basement during the simulations, only to end up defeated in tears.

But this time was different. Though he'd been locked in the basement, he'd fought back with his formidable strength!

Sure enough, all those previous failures had made me stronger!

The Reverse Harem Technique and Gun Fu had won Elena's body over, while his irresistible charm and emotional manipulation had won her heart.

In the end, he'd successfully captured Cocolia's personal secretary!

After so many simulations, this was the first time things had gone so smoothly—and the first time the ending hadn't been his death.

"Excellent. Now that the simulation's gone well, I'll seize the opportunity and sleep with her right away!"

Su Moqian rallied himself and quickly changed into a clean, tidy outfit.

But just as he was about to head out, Kiana quietly stopped him in the entryway.

"Mo Qian, take me with you." Kiana's expression was serious.

"Ta-take you with me?" Su Moqian's eyes widened.

How could he dare?!

What Su Moqian was about to do was meant to deal with Cocolia.

But realistically, when he woke up the next day, he'd probably find himself in a basement.

And beside him would be a sickly Kiana with a smile on her face, saying she would always belong to him.

No. A yandere Kiana was absolutely not happening.

With that in mind, Su Moqian immediately held Kiana by the shoulders and said,

"Kiana, my work right now requires a lot of secrecy. I'm sorry, but I can't take you with me."

"But don't worry. Just think of it as me owing you something. You can ask me to do anything you want in the future."

Hearing how urgently Su Moqian spoke, Kiana's serious expression instantly brightened.

"Hehe, that's exactly what I was waiting for!"

Su Moqian: "?"

"Don't forget, you owe me one!" Kiana teased, then ran straight back to her room.

Clearly, she wasn't going to give Su Moqian the chance to take it back.

Su Moqian: "..."

How the tables had turned. How could someone as clever as him have been outsmarted by a little Kiana?!

"Hmph, you disobedient little Kiana."

"Once I get back from this mission, I'll make sure to teach you a proper lesson!"

Meanwhile, elsewhere.

Natasha and Welt arrived in Changkong City and got off the plane one after the other.

Feeling the pleasant temperature in Changkong City, Natasha took off the black coat draped over her shoulders, then looked at Welt.

"I need to take care of things at Shenzhou Headquarters first. What about you?"

Welt grinned. "I'll go talk to Cocolia's subordinate and see what kind of person has been disrupting our plans."

Natasha's eyes took on a thoughtful look. Then she deliberately said, "All right, but whatever you do, don't kill him. You mustn't disobey Mother's orders."

"Okay, okay, I know."

Welt waved his hand impatiently, then turned and walked off.

The moment he turned around, Welt gave a cold snort.

"Hmph. I'm the real Welt. What right does that woman have to order me around? If it weren't for my help, would she have been able to carry out her plans so smoothly?"

"He's just an ordinary person. So what if I kill him? What can Cocolia do to me?"

With that, Welt strode off toward ME Corp. without looking back.

ME Corp., director's office.

Elena, Cocolia's secretary, sat idly in her chair.

"Why hasn't there been any news from Lady Cocolia? When is he coming back to see me...?"

Elena was filled with resentment.

"It's all that mysterious organization's fault. They took my Lady Cocolia away from me!" Elena clenched her fist and slammed it on the desk.

Unfortunately, she knew that no matter how angry she got, she could do nothing but rage helplessly.

She was just Lady Cocolia's secretary, responsible for handling her affairs. And right now, Lady Cocolia was busy dealing with that mysterious organization.

It was only natural that she had no time to keep her company.

"Ah, if only someone could rescue Lady Cocolia from that mysterious organization..." Elena let out a long sigh.

Just then, someone knocked on the office door.

"Come in."

Chapter 72: Mei Really Is Hopeless! Revised

A short while later, Su Moqian came out of the office.

"Just as I thought. Everything went exactly like it did in the simulation. She took me for her prey..."

Remembering how everything in the office had unfolded just as it had in the simulation, Su Moqian's lips curled up slightly.

Bad women really could be so willful when it came to that sort of thing.

"Next, according to the simulation, I just need to leave and wait for her call tonight," Su Moqian thought.

But as he walked down ME Corp.'s hallway, he suddenly noticed a woman approaching from up ahead.

"Mrs. Hayaki?"

Su Moqian had previously struck a deal with Mrs. Hayaki. Since she was in charge of tailing him, he would deliberately feed her a few unimportant clues to muddy the waters.

At that moment, Mrs. Hayaki also noticed Su Moqian, but she didn't call out to him.

Watching Mrs. Hayaki walk straight into the director's office, Su Moqian suddenly had an idea.

"Since I've already seen her, I might as well find out how Mrs. Hayaki and Elena get along."

With that thought, Su Moqian glanced around. After making sure no one was watching him,

he casually took out a document and stood quietly outside the director's office.

He pretended to be an employee waiting for the director to handle some paperwork.

As he waited, he pricked up his ears and listened to the sounds inside.

Meanwhile, back at Su Moqian's home.

Bronya was lying on the sofa, playing a game.

Just then, Raiden Mei came over and sat down gently beside her.

"Bronya, Mo Qian told me you're pretty good at hacking," Raiden Mei said, sounding hopeful.

"I know a thing or two." Bronya didn't even look up.

"Um, well..." Raiden Mei fidgeted awkwardly.

She had just learned from the news that ME Corp. had been taken over by someone else.

Her instincts told her that whoever had taken over ME Corp. had something to do with the upcoming Honkai incident.

So Mei wanted to go talk to that person—by force, if necessary.

But she knew nothing about them. Aside from cooking, Mei couldn't do anything at all.

With no other choice, Mei had to ask Bronya for help.

But Bronya was her rival in love. If she asked for her help, wouldn't that put her at a disadvantage from then on?

After struggling with it for a while, Raiden Mei finally spoke.

"Bronya, let's make a deal."