Becoming a Weird Tale Counts as Success
Chapter 253

The Indestructible Target Is Perfect for Practicing On!

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The vampire with big breasts was manipulating blood threads to hunt down Feng Xue when suddenly her vision was obscured by mist.

However, visual obfuscation is meaningless to a vampire's bloodlust perception.

Just as she continued her attack on Feng Xue, a familiar, sharp pain shot through her abdomen.

Puff!

Intestines and stomach spilled out onto the ground in an instant, and the vampire big-breasted girl's face immediately turned dark.

"Damn, how could I forget this guy could do that!"

The rust-red trench coat enveloped her body, which had been ripped open, and she seemed to melt into blood, disappearing from the spot along with the surrounding water.

But the moment she appeared, she was struck again with a Heart-piercing Chill. The injury, far exceeding that of a normal puncture, and the fact that her abdomen was cut open again, made her feel intensely suffocated.

"Asshole!"

A furious shout, tinged with the hues of a green apple, erupted amidst a blood-red wave. The three pairs of earrings on her ears transformed into golden light, becoming knight's armor that covered her bodysuit. Her original rust-red trench coat now looked more like a cloak for this armor.

As the armor was fully donned, the phantom of an angel appeared behind her, but the angel's eyes and wings were a chilling crimson.

"Sanctions!" The red light spread out like moonlight falling from the night sky, but the thick white fog did not dissipate as she had imagined.

"Why?!" The vampire with big breasts was clearly unaware of the fact that negative status effects were ineffective within the Misty Field. Seeing that the skill-sealing technique had failed, she began to doubt whether the mist was actually a simple skill at all.

"Is it a non-continuous casting spell? Or a combination of Phantom Object? Or does the opponent actually have multiple mist-type skills?"

The vampire with big breasts quickly calculated in her mind, but she also made sure to apply several speed boosts to herself to ensure she could catch up with her opponent's speed.

Only...

"Puff!"

The abdominal pain aggravated Big-Breasted Girl again, but this time, her intestines didn't spill out. It wasn't that she could withstand it, but rather because... she was wearing armor.

Feeling the sticky, slippery texture inside the armor, the vampire immediately activated the bodysuit's ability to absorb all the blood from her internal organs, making movement less uncomfortable. However, Feng Xue's ability to Teleportation behind her at any time greatly annoyed her.

"Curse Resistance!"

"Defense Enhancement!"

"Divine protection!"

"Wide-area detection!"

She covered herself with four consecutive spells, and the wound on her abdomen began to heal gradually. However, she dared not be too careless, because she knew very well that the guy already knew that she was afraid of salt.

But this time he's wearing armor, so...

"Sizzle!"

So you really shouldn't make promises you can't keep. Just as she was focused on defending herself, Feng Xue suddenly Teleportation right in front of her and plunged the knife into her heart face to face.

The thick, Phantom Object armor, protected by divine power, was like a blank sheet of paper before the Disassembly Madonna's sharpness, which had been enhanced by three buffs. It was Heart-piercing Chill almost effortlessly.

That's right, wide-area detection combined with blood perception did allow her to detect Feng Xue's movements, but with Teleportation ability, she had no idea where the other party would appear.

"How come this guy seems to be able to read minds? He always manages to evade my predictions..."

The vampire with big breasts was working at a rapid pace, summoning evil beasts and familiars to force Feng Xue back while focusing on healing her heart injury.

"This guy can also enter the Shadow Dimension, no... damn it, he's doing it again?!"

Wide-area detection once again captured Feng Xue's flashing movement. This time, Big-breasted Di didn't even think about tanking damage and directly used Divine Shield.

A golden barrier enveloped her body. Upon seeing this, Feng Xue immediately took two steps back. The crimson-purple Absolution Mark above the other person's head disappeared again. However, considering that it was still visible before, this was probably not an ability to purify or remove the red name, but rather...

"Identity replacement"?

Since a paladin has never committed a crime, does that mean this identity lacks the Absolution Mark?

Feng Xue pondered this in her heart, wanting to activate the Visage of Oath again, but found that the activation failed. For a moment, Feng Xue was also helpless about this highest level of using a disguise.

"I wonder if he still has the vampire abilities in this form." Feng Xue took a deep breath. Last year, his opponent switched forms and used a combo to kill him instantly, but now, he is not the same person he was last year!

An energy hammer enveloped in holy light and lightning appeared out of Heavenly Sphere Star Shifting Technique. Feng Xue used the Hun Tian Yi Xing Gong (a martial arts technique) to dodge the attack. At the same time, Unspeakable Rod-shaped Object slid out from her left sleeve. With a sudden burst of power from her waist, she blocked the opponent's path of attack!

"Duang!"

Feng Xue felt a sudden numbness in her arm and knew something was wrong. She pushed off with her feet and leaped backward using the force of the other person's momentum.

Last year, he didn't feel much when his head was smashed by a punch, but this time, after taking a sword strike head-on, he realized the difference in their physical attributes.

"Very good, he hasn't made up for his physical weakness yet! Keep pursuing!" The vampire with big breasts realized that this flashy guy was only fast, and a cruel smile immediately appeared on her face. The Single-handed sword in her hand shone with holy light, as if she was shouting, "This enemy is worth cutting!"

However...

"SCLASH DRIVER"

"WHALE JELLY"

A voice, thick with the air of a middle-aged man with delusions of grandeur, exploded in her ear. The guy she had just slashed away with her sword suddenly had a strange device protruding from his waist—a strange device rising out of thin air—

"Transform!"

Feng Xue pressed down on the lever of the S-Clash Driver, and the transformation process immediately started. The vampire big-breasted girl's sword descended, but...

"Crushed~flowing~overflowing~~"

The sound effects from the S-Clash Driver remained powerful, but the immense force that had forced Feng Xue back with a single sword strike failed to shake the beaker that exploded with each transformation!

"KILLER WHALE IN WEIGHT-D (KILLER WHALE POWER - Deep Sea Pressure Form)"

"POOOOOOWER!"

The beaker and metal stand shattered again, and Feng Xue, now fully transformed, emerged from the smoke with a "throwing" sound effect, a smile appearing on her face beneath the mask.

"As expected of a 22nd-century children's toy, its safety features are indeed very strong!"

As she spoke, a packet of salt suddenly appeared in Feng Xue's left hand, and his figure disappeared again. The vampire big-breasted girl knew something was wrong as soon as she saw the packet of salt. Without even sensing it, she immediately activated all her defensive abilities!

The golden shield unfolded layer upon layer, and then she saw Feng Xue's blue, white, and black figure appear before her. Then, she was momentarily stunned.

When she came to her senses again, her body was floating in the air.

No, it should be "sprinkled" in the air!

With just one punch, she wasn't even left with a single piece of flesh!

"What kind of hellish power is this?!"

The vampire with large breasts immediately activated her regeneration, but just as the mass of flesh began to take on a human form, a strong sense of unease welled up in her heart.

Following her intuition, Big-Breasted Girl looked over and saw an open packet of salt flying towards her...

"Grass!"

PS1: Instant death and instant death resistance are expressed in several different levels, such as not dying, not being affected by instant death, and being able to resurrect immediately after death. In K-language, it would be roughly like this:

Instant death abilities can be described as follows: when attacking other monsters, destroying them before damage calculation, destroying the target monster, sending the target monster to the Graveyard, banishing the target monster, etc.

Instant death resistance can be described as: it cannot be destroyed by card effects, it cannot be targeted by card effects, it cannot be Special Summoned from the Graveyard, it cannot be Special Summoned from the Banished Zone, etc.

PS2: I've already explained the Divine Authority very clearly. This thing is something derived from the Tag of Weird Tale. It's similar to a Heroic Spirit's Noble Phantasm. It's not necessarily linked to people's understanding. Just like the [Orca], it's only recognized because of its peculiar appearance, but after becoming Weird Tale, it becomes the authority to turn everything into an orca-colored object.

You can think of the [Martial God] power as a cloud backup password for a small circle. With it, you can log in and download cloud backups uploaded by other members. However, once you join, your data will also be passively uploaded.

It's common to call geniuses "the reincarnation of the God of Literature," right? So what if Weird Tale possessed the power of the God of Literature? It could draw upon the power of all those who had ever been regarded as reincarnations of the God of Literature, because everyone was a "God of Literature."

However, this also means that using this authority may lead to the problem of "you are the God of Literature, and I am also the God of Literature, so you are me." This has nothing to do with strength or weakness, but only with "self."

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