You've got a bit of a screw loose, Phantom Object

A handful of fine salt combined with the nascent human-shaped minced meat, immediately producing a shrill scream. The body, which had barely managed to regenerate from the minced meat into a human form, instantly turned into a pool of blood that spilled onto the ground. Feng Xue stared at the blood from afar and grinned, saying:

"How can the immortality of vampires be broken?"

"Scattering salt in the air can solve the problem."

As soon as he finished speaking, another bag of salt landed in his hand. Without saying a word, Feng Xue tore open the packaging and used her Mindless Divine Power to spray it onto the blood.

"Damn it, are you a dog?"

The blood splashed up with a "plop," then quickly faded into shadow. Although it didn't seem to turn into pickled radish like it did last year, judging from the fact that she was missing a few Accessories, it was probably an ability similar to a substitute straw doll.

"That's right. If you know there's a weakness and don't take precautions, then you're really being foolish."

Feng Xue's lips curled slightly upward as she clenched her fist and walked forward. Seeing this, the vampire with the large breasts gritted her teeth and pulled a square, plastic-looking object from her pocket...

"Damn, you're Kamen Rider too?"

Feng Xue was instantly startled, but upon closer inspection, she realized that it didn't seem to be Transformation Belt, but rather... well, a radio?

"What kind of Phantom Object is this?"

Feng Xue immediately opened the appraisal panel, but before she could even catch a glimpse of the word "narration," the radio suddenly turned into a White Light.

"Realizing that he might be worn down if things continued like this, Crusis finally made up his mind and activated his most powerful Phantom Object."

A voice suddenly rang out across the desolate plains shrouded in the red moonlight. Recalling the word "narration," he realized that this was probably the Phantom Object effect activated by the busty woman named Crusis.

But what's the point of adding a narration?

"Mr. Assassin felt a little conflicted upon hearing this sudden voice, but he didn't believe that a mere narrator could stop him from defeating the charming vampire before him."

"However, out of caution, he decided to finish the job quickly, delivering a powerful punch to Crusis's face, a punch perfectly suited to his XP system!"

"What the hell are you thinking?"

Crusis, who had originally hoped to turn the tide using the Phantom Object, was immediately taken aback, and Feng Xue's punch, which she was about to unleash, stopped awkwardly.

"You damn Phantom Object..."

"Oh, Mr. Assassin, now thoroughly embarrassed and enraged by his exposed intentions, decided to find an angle that wouldn't be so easy to dodge. Hmm, Crusis's buttocks, which he considered to be perfectly shaped, were a very suitable target..."

"Holy crap!" Crusis jerked to the side, only to see Feng Xue, clad in armor, wield a short sword that swept past the spot where she had been standing.

In fact, the interval between Feng Xue's two attacks was less than 0.5 seconds, but in that 0.5 seconds, the narration clearly conveyed a long passage to the ears of the two people present.

The speech was neither too fast nor too slow, and was even full of emotion, which made Feng Xue wonder for a moment whether the flow of time had changed, or whether her move had been forcibly paused.

"With the help of the great narrator, Crusis dodged the Assassin's attack, but the Assassin's next strike was already prepared—yes, it was that smooth belly that Mr. Assassin so adored!"

"You pervert, get away from me!" Suddenly, a large number of bats flew out of Crusis's abdomen, and the hole that appeared out of thin air allowed Feng Xue's heavy punch to pass right through him.

The flesh suddenly tightened, gripping Feng Xue's right hand tightly. At the same time, countless blood streaks shot out from her tattered bodysuit, binding Feng Xue firmly to her body.

The bat that flew out from the abdomen transformed into a new Crusis ten meters away, while the body before him protruded with numerous gleaming white bones, like an iron maiden baring her sharp fangs.

"Crusis finally seized the match point, but he didn't understand that the guy he regarded as a harp fanatic was a monster who could unleash terrifying power even at a distance of only a few inches!"

"Bang!" The force originated from the root and the power came from the legs. Feng Xue exerted force in her waist and burst out with a burst of short-range power within a distance where there was almost no room for movement.

The instruments of torture in front of them exploded instantly, and the annoying narration began again—

"Oh my god, Crusis's flesh magic is so vulnerable at this moment. Not only did it fail to imprison him, it has also enraged Mr. Assassin."

"Mr. Assassin seemed to hate the narration. He decided to end the fight as quickly as possible, to tear open Crusis's armor and plunge [the Unspeakable Rod-shaped Object] deep into his chest..."

"Go to hell!" Feng Xue, who had just raised the [Unspeakable Rod-shaped Object], was annoyed that this thing had such a name, but Crusis was obviously more provoked. He was panicked like a frightened little animal, and under the effect of the Gynomorphic Filter, he even looked a little delicate and cute.

"Oh my god, Crusis could never have imagined how delicate and adorable he appeared in Mr. Assassin's eyes at this moment. He was already somewhat impatient..."

"Enough! Zi Shou enough!"

The annoying narration abruptly stopped, and Crusis retrieved the radio from thin air, glaring at Feng Xue with a look of shame and indignation:

"I'm not going to lower myself to your level, you deadbeat gay! I don't want this house anymore! Fuck!"

The cemetery and church, illuminated by the red moon, vanished silently. Feng Xue returned to the villa in a daze. The vampire big-breasted woman glared at Feng Xue with an indignant look, then turned around and opened a panel to perform a series of operations.

In just a few seconds, the original two-story villa began to shrink and become smaller, eventually turning into a suitcase, which Crusis picked up.

"What are you looking at? You'll be the same when you're packing your bags!" Crusis turned and glared at Feng Xue, then walked menacingly toward a villa not far away.

"I'm really not a pervert..." Feng Xue sighed, looking at the empty plot of land in front of her, wondering when her house would grow, when she heard the voice of Infinite City—

"Congratulations on obtaining the Residence Right on the sixth floor of the Tower of Babylon. All facilities on the sixth floor will be open to you. You will receive a total living space of 2,000 square meters. Within the permitted scope, you may carry out any harmless decorations and alterations, and design a dwelling with a floor area not exceeding 200 square meters, a height not exceeding 12 meters, and a basement depth not exceeding five meters. Please note that the free residential design is a benefit for new residents. If you intend to make changes after the design is finalized, you will need to pay a decoration fee ranging from 100,000 to 20 million. Please make your decision carefully."

As the voice faded, a virtual sandbox appeared in front of Feng Xue. It looked a bit like a building game, offering hundreds of pages of templates as well as detailed DIY designs. If she wanted, she could even start editing from the soil composition.

If there's any problem, it's that no living creatures are provided here.

That doesn't seem quite right either. In fact, the options panel does have options like landscape fish and landscape trees, but just like the trees in the Landfill Area, they are not real living things, but just landscapes with specific logic.

However, Feng Xue wasn't a sandbox game enthusiast at all. Compared to complex designs, he preferred to use classic designs that he'd somehow gotten his hands on from somewhere. As for not being used to living there...

We can change it later!

Anyway, Feng Xue didn't think that anyone who had already secured Residence Right would be worried about ten or twenty million Tower Coins.

As I mentioned before, even with the same Tag, the constituent elements may differ.

The combination of Tag into different Trait is a random event. For example, the same [Storage Ring] may have the [Space] element or it may only have the [Storage] element. Both are Storage Item, just with different mechanisms.

Normally, the parameters of the two space rings are the same. The difference only occurs when they encounter specific Tag, elements, or powers. For example, if a [space lock] appears, the storage ring with the [space] element will stop working, but the [storage] element can still be used. This is due to chance.

You can treat it as a random combination of words; it's not surprising that you can come up with anything.

The same applies to Supernatural Tale Entry. When a Martial Arts Master appears, some people will think of a grandmaster, while others will think of an unparalleled master. When a relatively unified understanding emerges, Supernatural Tale Entry will appear.

As for which one it becomes, it depends on which Trait reaches its peak first; in other words, it's first-come, first-served.

Leaving aside whether having an orca companion enhances the association with an ocean-themed (war god) element, from a purely online chat perspective, what's the most natural and representative name for him?

The name of this Weird Tale isn't as convoluted as yours, and it's easy to pronounce, so let's just call it that. Is there a problem?

Orca Martial God– it's easy to pronounce, easy to type, and highly recognizable. Why do so many characters never get their full names called? Isn't it because they're hard to pronounce or have a hard-to-find input method for?

If you think the Yan Kingdom's cultural sphere shouldn't be called the God of War, then please give it a name that is easy to spread, catchy, and iconic.