Planting Trees Is So Fun
Upon hearing her lord's question, Liliana immediately put her mind to work. Although the events of the previous night had left her head still buzzing, she quickly pieced together her memories thanks to the characteristics of her "God-made Race"—
"Last night's order came from a high school senior Moberi Mobery. His request was for a white-haired, red-eyed, overweight, sharp-tongued loli in a bikini by the pool..."
"Ahem!" The Lord of Incubus interrupted Liliana's statement, saying directly:
"Get to the point, especially the location."
"The Dream Channel points to K572..."
"So, it's near the Parlin Kingdom?" The Lord of Incubus quickly pinpointed the location using the Dream Channel number. Liliana nodded.
"Specifically, it should be the Parlin Industrial University Affiliated High School. Based on the client's maturity level, he should be between 17 and 18 years old. Judging from the request he filled out, he doesn't seem to have many other romantic or sexual requirements. It seems he's under a lot of pressure and needs to release it..."
As a nightmare demon, Liliana was a professional. Based on her assessment, the God of Nightmares quickly constructed a character image and nodded, saying:
"Judging from his appearance, he's a senior in high school preparing for college entrance exams. Given his mental state, it's not surprising that he would have this type of Native Dream. However, to be able to use such a dream to trap a deity is quite remarkable."
"But what's the point?" The Lord of Incubus looked bewildered. "If he really is an Outsider, shouldn't he try his best to hide his existence?"
"This is also where I don't understand," God of Nightmares said thoughtfully, tapping the cloak, roughly where his head was, with his bone staff.
"If we consider it solely from the perspective of Outsider, then it certainly doesn't make sense in any way. But if we look at it from the perspective of a native, newly born deity, it seems to make sense. Perhaps you weren't deliberately detained at all; he simply set up the rules of the dream, but didn't expect you to stumble into it..."
"You mean, I can't even escape the rules set by a novice who hasn't even become a god yet? Or rather, do the rules set by a novice need to be of a level of strength capable of trapping a god?"
The God of Nightmares didn't speak, but his meaning was clear; after all, the facts were right there.
The Lord of Incubus was so angry she almost lost her temper again, but after calming down, she forced herself to keep a straight face, reached out and picked up the still confused Liliana, and said to the God of Nightmares:
"It was my fault this time, and I will compensate you later. I need to continue investigating the person responsible, so I won't stay here any longer!"
After speaking, her figure transformed into a wisp of pink mist and vanished from the God of Nightmares's Divine Kingdom. The God of Nightmares, however, seemed to have anticipated this, gently shaking the bone staff in his hand, seemingly lost in thought.
"My lord, do you know who did it?" Back in the Divine Kingdom of the Lord of Incubus, Liliana looked timidly at the Lord of Incubus, but upon noticing his barely suppressed smile, she immediately chimed in with a witty remark.
Upon hearing this, the Lord of Incubus merely shook his head, but couldn't hide the smile on his face. After a moment's thought, he smiled and said:
"I haven't found the right person yet, but with the current Dream Authority, the most important dreams have already been divided up. Even the remaining fragments are basically owned. If someone can trap me simply by setting rules, it means that this is a new rule, or rather, a rule that none of us Dream God have ever touched before! Moreover, it has a very high priority!"
"So that means..." Liliana's eyes immediately lit up with admiration, and the Lord of Incubus was also quite pleased:
"That's right. As long as I can figure out what these rules are, I can get rid of the awkward situation where I have the most [consciousness] but am unable to fight against the God of Nightmares and the God of Sweet Dreams in the dream realm. I can truly become the strongest Dream God, and even become a main god!"
"Then best wishes to Your Majesty..."
Before Liliana could finish speaking, the Lord of Incubus reached out and stopped her. Looking at her innocent-looking familiar, she smiled:
"It's hard to say right now. Borano Li isn't stupid; he can think of things I can think of too. Going to see him today was a bit of a miscalculation. But figuring out that damned dream won't be easy. We have more manpower... Go and inform everyone to stop taking orders tonight. Send them all to the major universities in the Parlin Kingdom, focusing on invading the dreams of senior high school students. Hmm, also send some people to junior and sophomore students. If they don't find anything, they should come out immediately!"
"Clear!"
That night, the Moon God's Divine Power had reached its peak, and even the senior high school students began to fall asleep. In the Dream World, Feng Xue, who had just finished school, and the Miss Ke Family sat in the principal's office, School Hell, watching the students gradually "arrive at school" and chatting casually.
"Speaking of which, wasn't that a deity yesterday? Why didn't you detain her?"
Miss Ke Family had been trying to figure out Feng Xue's problem-solving approach all day, but she finally couldn't help but ask.
Upon hearing her question, Feng Xue simply smiled and pointed. In the class that had already fallen to an imaginary number, the Lord of Incubus, who was originally waiting for his subordinates to report back on their exploration of the dream, was sitting in the classroom with a bewildered expression. Beside her, Liliana was also looking at the Giant View. The entire Magic City exuded a sense of worldliness.
"They actually managed to pull them in? That's incredible! Although I'm very powerful overall, when it comes to dreams, my [Illusory Dream Realm] power is only relatively outstanding in creating dreams; its control is just average. It's one thing for you to hold the Dream God captive, but to actually pull them in is just too outrageous!"
Although the Miss Ke Family was puzzled, she finally realized just how terrifying the effect her Illusory Dream Realm power, combined with this so-called School Hell, could create.
In fact, if they wanted to, they could easily trap and kill the Lord of Incubus here, which is precisely what she doesn't understand.
If they were trapped and killed, they could easily obtain an empty spot in Silver Dream.
Miss Ke Family's bewilderment made Feng Xue feel like he was putting on an act. Instead of being mysterious, he generously said:
"This School Hell is part of the Hell Authority. It is an independent 'world' in itself. Even if it is very simple, it still has all the elements of a world. Why can't you pull a god with the power of a world? As for letting them go... believe me, compared to being trapped here, pulling them in every night will not expose us—at least, not until their lives are truly threatened! Of course, if they find your Illusory Dream Realm, that's another matter."
"How could you possibly find it? Your School Hell has completely assimilated this Illusory Dream Realm. Finding it would just mean enrolling in school, wouldn't it?"
The Qidian- Autumn Festival gift pack from Qidian included a small pot of moss, which piqued my interest. So I got a sapling and made a landscaping box out of it. Little did I know it would be such a time killer... (laughing and crying)
P. S.: Remember when we criticized Batman before? Some crazy trainee DC with a numeric ID suddenly started ranting, but then I saw it was just him making unfounded claims about others...
Question 1: How to quickly tell if a person with a DC obsession is a cloud user?
Answer: Look at his understanding of Gotham City's crime rate and Batman's response frequency. Because the original comics are divided into multiple parallel worlds, the seemingly daily deaths in Gotham are actually similar to Conan experiencing twenty-five Christmases in six months; in reality, the number of deaths in each timeline is not that high.
Question 2: Is the crime rate in Gotham City actually high?
Answer: According to the annual statistics of the original work, more than two hundred civilians die in Gotham City every year due to violence. In other words, despite the large-scale commotion in this wretched place, the number of deaths is a fraction of that in real New York City.
Question 3: Is it a plot hole that only 200 ordinary people die every year in Gotham City, a city of 30 million people?
Answer: No, because the definition of violent death in the Mili family is rather ambiguous. Simply put, only death on the spot counts, while death after being taken to the hospital does not. According to the Mili family's calculation, even someone with a "broad-minded" attitude would at most be considered a medical malpractice case. However, considering the events in the original work, if everyone wasn't a rubber man, then Gotham City's rate of large-scale violent crimes is indeed not high.
In conclusion: Why is Gotham in chaos? Capital plays a major role. Breaking the fourth wall means the editors have the final say.