Era of Gods: My Believers Are Silly Players
Chapter 42

The Exhibitionist, Wodema

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Wodema was caught by Kaitou Kid, who grabbed him by the wrist.

He didn't want to reveal his identity outright, but how could he possibly break free in such a short time?

In just a few seconds, Wodema watched helplessly as every last scrap of clothing vanished from his body.

The players around them all widened their eyes!

"It's happening! The proof is right there—this foreign freak's going to run around naked!"

"Oh my god, I never thought I'd live to see someone streaking in a game! The world's so big, there really is nothing you won't see!"

"You'll get used to it, you'll see! Those foreign freaks are into this kind of thing!"

"That foreign freak is so damn pale! He looks like a boiled chicken!"

Immortal Path is awesome! I'm blowing it up with praise! They didn't even censor that foreign freak—awesome!"

"Hahaha, I'm dying! I thought we'd be getting invaded by foreign players, but instead some streaking clown showed up!"

Laughter erupted at once, rising and falling in waves and reaching up to the heavens.

By then, Kaitou Kid had already let go of Wodema.

He waved at him, then turned and left!

"Sayonara, my American friend!"

Wodema was completely dumbfounded.

Even now, he still couldn't figure out where his clothes had gone.

There wasn't the slightest trace of Divine Power around, so clearly no god was behind this!

As for whether these mortals were responsible, Wodema hadn't even considered it.

Even though Kaitou Kid had looked extremely suspicious just moments ago!

But Wodema didn't believe that a mere mortal could make his clothes disappear!

This was not scientific!

"Get running, American friend!"

"Exactly! If you're naked and don't run, what's the point?"

"Ladies, close your eyes! It'll burn them! Hey, you, don't look! Yes, I'm talking about you, This Monk Zhao Dui Tian! Everyone else is covering their eyes. Why are you covering your ears?"

"Wait, I've suddenly got a feeling there's a scheme here. Could this foreign freak be deliberately drawing our attention so their main force can sneak past us?"

"Make a noise in the east and attack in the west? Since when did foreign freaks get so clever?"

The players' laughter was completely unrestrained, and quite a few of them were laughing so hard they could barely catch their breath!

But some of the more levelheaded players had begun to suspect that Wodema had an ulterior motive.

Hearing the jeers around him, Wodema finally jolted back to his senses.

"Damn it!"

"I, a mighty One-star Demigod, have actually suffered such humiliation!"

How humiliating! It was utterly humiliating!

He, Wodema, a great god, was standing naked in front of this ignorant bunch of mortals?

This was unforgivable!

Wodema's fury blazed skyward!

The next moment, he flashed away, darting off like a rabbit.

Two-legged Sheep, just you wait!

I, the great Wodema, will be back!

Seeing their foreign friend really take off running, the players laughed even louder!

Some even waved at Wodema!

"Goodbye, American friend!"

The words drifted faintly into Wodema's ears.

As he sprinted along, his step faltered, and he nearly fell flat on his face!

"Dog you white?"

"Oh, so you ignorant Two-legged Sheep dare to call me a dog?"

Wodema was both furious and embarrassed!

So what if I'm white?

It's just that I have a bit of vampire blood and am naturally paler than humans!

How does that make me a dog?

But no matter how angry and embarrassed he was, he had no intention of attacking the players right now!

He couldn't help it. Being bare-assed was just too shameful!

Even gods cared about their dignity!

"Just you wait. Once I find some clothes, I'll tear every one of you to pieces!"

Wodema swore to himself, quickened his pace, and charged off in a panic, without any idea where he was going.

Lingxiao Immortal Palace.

Gu Du's face suddenly took on a thoroughly bewildered expression.

"What did you say?"

"There's a foreign player running around naked?"

"And he's caused quite a commotion?"

Looking at the private message a player had sent him, Gu Du was completely dumbfounded!

As a Great God of gaming, he'd played countless Nation War games.

He'd personally participated in or commanded more than a few Nation Wars, too.

But he'd never heard of anyone streaking during a Nation War!

During a Nation War, the two sides usually did resort to all sorts of tactics, stopping at nothing.

Gu Du had heard of and seen spies and undercover agents being used. There'd been honey traps, too, and even rich players throwing money around!

But he'd never heard of anyone streaking!

"Could this be some new tactic the foreigners came up with?"

Gu Du stroked his chin and pondered.

This sudden turn of events had even left him, a Great God and commander, completely baffled.

After thinking for a moment, Gu Du sent a private message to Cannot Eat Peach.

"Peach!"

"Go scout around Camp A!"

"See if there's a foreign player running around naked!"

"If you can, try to keep him talking. Best of all, get him to reveal the foreigners' plans!"

Cannot Eat Peach had made a splash during the last Story Event.

As a result, he was now very well known among the players.

So Gu Du had thought of him first.

Since Peach had managed to fool an NPC like Ma Baoguo, fooling a foreign player shouldn't be a problem either.

"Got it!"

Peach replied, then eagerly headed for Camp A.

Camp A was the camp where Wodema had just appeared.

The place had originally been a wasteland, but the players had started calling it Camp A for convenience.

As Cannot Eat Peach made his way to Camp A,

another figure on the other side of Lingxiao Immortal Palace also headed in that direction.

It was a female player, about 1.7 meters tall, with an extremely curvaceous figure.

She looked every bit the glamorous big sister!

Her ID was Peach Can Eat!

At that moment, Peach Can Eat was still wearing the cloth clothes the system had given her when she first entered the game.

She had clearly only just started playing!

"You little Peach, how dare you sneak off and play games without telling me!"

"Good thing I got a test slot for Immortal Path, too!"

"Hmph! If I don't give you a few lashes this time, I'm not Sister-in-law Peach!"

Sister-in-law Peach muttered to herself as she staggered along.

In his panic, Wodema had plunged headfirst into the small forest between Camp A and Lingxiao Immortal Palace.

At the same time, Peach, eager to score another victory with his art of deception, happily ducked into the small forest as well.

"Those foreign freaks sure know how to have fun. Streaking in a game—now that's exciting!"

Peach muttered, a lecherous smile appearing on his face.

As he let his imagination run wild, he suddenly thought something had flashed before his eyes.

"What's that? It's so white..."

Peach narrowed his eyes and looked ahead.

The next moment, he was stunned.

A naked, pale body was barreling straight toward him.

"Hm? A human?"

Wodema, who had been searching everywhere for clothes, spotted Peach too.

He stopped in his tracks at once!

A savage look appeared on his face.

Damn it!

This human had seen the divine body of the great Wodema!

He had to die!

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