Uchiha Madara: Tobirama Senju, Your Schemes Are Pathetic

You were seen through at a glance!

The next morning.

Early in the morning

Tobirama Senju got up bright and early, impatient to get started. He came to the office that his Big Brother, Hashirama Senju, had just built with Wood Style.

The moment he entered the office,

he saw a man with nonconformist black hair. At the same time, the man noticed Tobirama Senju.

"Naturally Evil Uchiha Madara/Tobirama Senju!"

"What a persistent pest."

"Why is he pestering my Big Brother/Hashirama again?!"

However, Tobirama Senju had taken into account that Hashirama Senju was biased, and that his heart had already been stolen by the Naturally Evil Uchiha Madara.

So.

Tobirama Senju could only think these words silently to himself.

Of course, Uchiha Madara thought the same way. For Hashirama, he would put up with Tobirama Senju for now!

The two of them merely shot each other a glance with utterly glum faces, neither showing the slightest bit of friendliness. Then Tobirama Senju walked straight over to Hashirama Senju.

"Big Brother, this is the result of the questionnaire survey report I've collected over the past few days. Take a look."

"Questionnaire survey?"

Hashirama Senju spoke doubtfully as he reached out, took a stack of papers from Tobirama Senju, and then began reading.

As expected,

Uchiha Madara leaned his head over as well. Anything Hashirama wanted to look at—even a sheet of toilet paper—he had to take a glance at it and see what it was worth.

[Questionnaire Survey Report on Hashirama Senju Becoming the Village Leader!]

A single line of huge black text on the page stated Tobirama Senju's intentions plainly.

But in the face of Uchiha Madara's sudden move,

Tobirama Senju did not panic at all!

Every result consisted of answers given personally by Uchiha clansmen. Moreover, to increase their credibility, Tobirama Senju had specifically instructed the big sister in charge of the "questionnaire survey" to make sure every Uchiha clansman signed their own name on the questionnaire survey results they provided.

The results of this questionnaire survey were incredibly "clean." He had turned them into an "ironclad case" that could completely withstand the test of history!

It was practically foolproof!!

And now that this Naturally Evil Uchiha Madara happened to be here too, he could let him see Tobirama Senju's methods!

Your clansmen have already been forcibly made to speak for you. This is the secret of the statistics I've grasped!

The throne of village leader belongs to Big Brother!

Uchiha Madara, regret this. Curse your fate for not giving you a clever enough brain!

At this thought,

a confident and satisfied smile appeared on Tobirama Senju's face. He was now looking forward to seeing Uchiha Madara's expression when he learned the results of the questionnaire survey.

It must be an ugly expression, utterly enraged after having his defenses shattered!

"Agreed."

"Yes!"

"I think it works!"

Hashirama Senju flipped through the questionnaire survey results page by page, utterly astonished by them.

"Am I really this amazing?"

"It makes sense that the Senju Clan would support me, but I never expected that the vast majority of the Uchiha would support me too!"

As for Uchiha Madara's thoughts,

"My Hashirama really is amazing!"

"He's gained the support of the Uchiha so quickly. It looks like the day when the Senju Clan and the Uchiha Clan finally put aside their generational blood feud will arrive soon!"

Time passed little by little.

Soon, Hashirama Senju reached the end of the questionnaire survey report.

"According to the public opinion survey, Hashirama Senju has already gained approximately eighty percent support. The facts prove that Hashirama Senju becoming the village leader is what everyone wants!"

This summary and conclusion had been personally written by Tobirama Senju. According to his plan, over the next few days, the questionnaire survey results and conclusion would spread throughout the Senju Clan and the Uchiha Clan. He wanted to build momentum for his Big Brother, Hashirama Senju, and give Uchiha Madara no chance whatsoever to become the village leader.

At this moment, Tobirama Senju restrained the smile on his face, and a sharp light gleamed in his eyes.

He carefully observed Uchiha Madara's expression.

Unfortunately, he did not see the expression he had been expecting. Uchiha Madara showed no trace of anger. Instead, did he seem a little excited?

This gave Tobirama Senju the feeling of throwing a punch into cotton.

Was this really reasonable?

It shouldn't be!!

Tobirama Senju began to doubt his own judgment. After all, according to common sense, the head of any clan in the Ninja World would be so furious upon seeing such a survey result that they would lose their temper. My own clansmen have actually rebelled! For such an important position as choosing the village leader, they don't support me or cast a single vote for me?

How outrageous. None of them are loyal. They all need to be struck down with a Heavy Strike!

However, Tobirama Senju soon remembered that the Naturally Evil Uchiha Clan was not quite right in the head. This was especially true of Uchiha clansmen who had awakened the Mangekyō Sharingan. The Uchiha Madara before him possessed the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, making him even less amenable to ordinary judgment!

But someone who could not be judged by common sense was often extremely dangerous!

The Naturally Evil Uchiha Clan—so evil, truly far too evil!

At least, everything seemed to be under his control for now.

Thinking this, Tobirama Senju cleared his throat and looked toward his Big Brother.

"Big Brother, I told you long ago that you becoming the village leader is completely what everyone wants!"

"No one is more qualified than you to serve as village leader."

After saying this, Tobirama Senju secretly glanced at Uchiha Madara from the corner of his eye.

The result was no reaction whatsoever.

Uchiha Madara still wore that same glum expression. Even though Uchiha Madara thought the same thing—that his Hashirama was perfectly capable of becoming the village leader—he had no intention of showing the slightest bit of friendliness to Tobirama Senju, the murderer who had killed his younger brother.

"Madara, what do you think? Actually, I feel you would be more suitable than me. Why don't you take the position instead?"

Hashirama Senju continued to support Uchiha Madara as always. Madara, you're more suitable than I am!!

"Big Brother, what are you even talking about now?"

"The Senju Clan supports you as leader, and the Uchiha Clan supports you as leader too. Everyone believes in you, and you're still—"

Tobirama Senju, who had not gotten to see Uchiha Madara lose his temper, broke first. He hurriedly cut in before Uchiha Madara could speak, genuinely afraid that Uchiha Madara would simply agree.

Big Brother, your little brother didn't just cook the food for you. I've practically chewed it up and fed it to you already!

But

How can you not even look at it, then spit it straight into Uchiha Madara's mouth?

I've worked myself to death for your sake—for the Senju Clan. If you're not hungry, you could at least give the food to me!

My heart is exhausted. I want to die!

Faced with Tobirama Senju's frantic outburst after his defenses collapsed,

Uchiha Madara's expression was utterly calm. His eyes looked neither angry nor sad. If it had to be described, it was an indescribable disdain.