"Yoruichi."
The beautiful figure at the door kicked in, her brown arms exposed, hugged to her chest, and white Captain's Haori floating in the air.
That delicate face was very dissatisfied at the moment, with her lips pursed and the corners of her mouth depressed, showing that she was not in a friendly mood. From the look of her transparent golden eyes, there was a trace of displeasure between her brows.
Behind him stands a petite figure, Soifon wearing Shinigami uniform, like a little tail, with the same expression on his face0
Kenma closed the document in his hand and handed it to Shisui aside.
He stood up slowly, ran his fingertips across the white and smooth tabletop, walked to one side of the table, raised his fingers and then gently lowered them, making an undetectable crisp sound.
"If you don't stay in the team, why do you come to me and look so angry?"
"Missed work again?"
After hearing Kenma's words, Yoruichi's forehead bulged with a cross-like vein, his brows furrowed, and the air pressure around his body instantly dropped a bit.
The voice was strong, but there was a hint of guilt.
"Kenma, are you my mother who cares about me so much?"
"You, on the other hand, disappeared for so many days in a row, came back for so long without even saying a word to me, and still want me to come find you!"
"If I hadn't arranged for people to keep an eye on this place, I still wouldn't have known you were back!"
Kenma knew it in his heart, Yoruichi really missed work again.
As for Yoruichi arranging personnel here, it is a normal move.
According to the regulations of Central 46, after the separation of Second Division and Onmitsukidō, the two major structures of Gotei 13 and Onmitsukidō must monitor each other.
For such a secret mission, Gotei 13 naturally sends experts who are good at this.
That's right, it's Second Division.
Although the two organizations are essentially the same company, both are affiliated to the Shikokuin Family, and he and Yoruichi are husband and wife, so whether they are under surveillance or not is just a face-saving project.
However, thanks to this, Kenma can arrange personnel to monitor Gotei 13's movements with peace of mind.
"Yoruichi, Second Division It's not good for you to use it for personal matters. This is not the way to use it for public use."
"You're so serious, your son-in-law actually lectured me, I am Shikokuin Family's Head of the Family!"
Yoruichi's face was full of indignation, and his tone became more and more unkind.
Kenma pointed at Gernika who had not yet stood up in the room, and signaled. "Go and slam the door."
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Gernika didn't know why Kenma gave such an order, but he still got up in confusion, walked to the door in a blink of an eye, held the door frame and touched the wall.
Bang!
"Well, that's right--no, there's one more thing to say."
Kenma turned his face sideways, bent his fingers and knocked on the table, making a soft sound. He looked at Yoruichi at the door and spoke in a low voice.
"Yoruichi, you will regret it."
After saying that, Kenma nodded slightly.
"This is just right."
"----Prude, are you confused?"
Yoruichi looked at Kenma's strange movements, and the unhappy look on his face instantly melted away, instead revealing a strange expression.
Phew!
Yoruichi's figure flashed in front of Kenma in an instant, stretched out his arms with his feet on his feet, and touched Kenma's forehead with the back of his hand.
The heroic brow furrowed slightly, his face full of confusion.
"My body temperature is normal and I don't have a fever."
"Nothing, I'm just recreating a famous scene."
Kenma held Yoruichi's wrist and took it away from his face.
Looking at the dark-skinned beauty who came in front of her, her phoenix eyes were erratic under her thick eyebrows that looked like flaming flames. She also realized that her behavior just now was a bit abstract, and she couldn't help but sigh.
"Just think that I just had a brain twitch and don't worry about it."
Shisui on the side seemed to have thought of something when he saw this familiar scene. He pursed his lips tightly and kept his face calm to prevent himself from laughing on the spot.
Others don't know that he was Ninja as Konoha during his lifetime, so they still don't know the origin of this scene?
I didn't expect that his serious-faced master would have such - uh - ingenuity.
"You're being serious, you really have something wrong with your brain--"
After Kenma made such a fuss, Yoruichi's previously sullen expression suddenly disappeared. The unhappiness and anger he had felt just now disappeared in an instant.
He raised his head, his eyes reflected the dull and old-fashioned face of the husband in front of him, and a smile suddenly rose in his heart.
What Kenma did just now was obviously because he saw her face full of anger and wanted to divert her emotions.
Okay--
She had to admit that she didn't seem so angry now.
Yoruichi turned around, glanced at the people in the room, and waved his hand casually as if to drive them away.
"You guys go out, I have something to tell Kenma."
"Soifon You also go out."
Soifon glanced at Yoruichi and the tall figure behind Yoruichi with a complex expression, and nodded lightly.
"Yes, Lady Yoruichi."
Shisui and Gernika both looked at Kenma, saw Kenma raising his hands to the outside, and then stepped back together with Soifon.
Yoruichi shouted, "Close the door, and remember to stay away and don't eavesdrop."
The three of them walked out of the room, and Gernika closed the door. Just as they were about to leave, they saw Soifon leaning sideways, with his ear pressed against the door, with a serious look on his face.
Shisui frowned, with a hint of displeasure on his face, and whispered, "Soifon, Lady Yoruichi didn't mean to stay away and not to eavesdrop."
Soifon's face sank, and he looked at Shisui in front of him speechlessly.
Gernika on the side rubbed his eyebrows. His expression was invisible under his white mask, but his voice was full of helplessness.
"Master Shisui, you have the nerve to tell others, but you are also eavesdropping now."
"We'd better leave quickly, otherwise we can't afford to make the two adults angry."
"Gernika, we are your lord's subordinates. We respect Lady Yoruichi, but there is no need to obey him."
Shisui's posture is exactly the same as Soifon's, with his ears pressed against the door. Soifon and Soifon occupy a door, one on the left and one on the right, and listen carefully to what's going on inside.
"Your Majesty just asked us to step back. He didn't tell us not to pay attention to the content inside. I am your personal assistant, and I have the obligation to protect you at all times."
Shisui looked at Soifon in front of him and shouted in a low voice, "Soifon, Lady Yoruichi told you to stay away and you didn't obey the order!"
"I, I am Lady Yoruichi's subordinate, so naturally I have to ensure Lady Yoruichi's safety."
Soifon's face looked a little weaker, and his voice sounded a little weak.
Click!
The door opened slightly, revealing a gap the size of two fingers, and a golden eye stared fiercely at the two people outside.
At the same time, Yoruichi's sinister voice came from the crack in the door.
"Hey, so that's what you think?"
"Ye, Lady Yoruichi!"
Soifon suddenly became panicked, his face turned red in panic, and he didn't know where to put his hands and feet.
His eyes were wandering around, and when he glanced to one side, he saw the figures of Shisui and Gernika running towards the distance, and even used Flash Step, disappearing around the corner in the blink of an eye.
These two guys sneaked away without even knowing to call her. They were so unloyal.
"That--Lady Yoruichi, I can explain it."
"Explanations are useless!"
Yoruichi's eye stared fiercely at Soifon.
"Why don't you get out of here, I'll teach you a lesson when I get back!"
"Obey, obey, Lady Yoruichi."
Soifon, as if he had received amnesty, ran towards the distance and disappeared around the corner in the blink of an eye.
Bang!
Yoruichi closed the door heavily with a calm expression on his face. When he turned around and looked at the tall figure beside the desk, the tense expression on his face broke instantly, and the corner of his mouth raised into a tired smile.
"Hey, we are the only two left now."
"I knew it."
How could Kenma not understand Yoruichi's current appearance? He had vaguely guessed it from the time Yoruichi ordered Shisui to go out.
As soon as his hands were placed on his waist, Yoruichi used Flash Step, and his figure appeared in the mid-air in front of Kenma, his eyes gleaming, his hands and feet spread wide, and he pounced like an octopus.
Yoruichi's arms were wrapped around Kenma's neck, his legs were wrapped around his waist, and the hand was locked together.
Kenma struggled hard, and then took out his hand that was being pressed, and supported Yoruichi's thigh.
"Yoruichi, so urgent?"
"This is my office after all. Why don't you go to the secret room? There's a bed there."
Yoruichi was still sniffing violently, sniffing the scent of Kenma like a wild beast.
Hearing Kenma's words, she immediately stopped her movements, leaned back, and stared at Kenma's eyebrows with a trace of dissatisfaction on her face.
"I'm being serious. Who do you think I am? Am I the kind of woman who gets carried away with her thirst?"
"Isn't it?"
Kenma's eyelids twitched, and he looked at Yoruichi who was clinging to him, his eyebrows filled with suspicion.
"The anxious look you have now is not very expressive."
"Nonsense, you've been away for such a long time. How can you, a heartless man, know the loneliness in my heart when I'm all alone in an empty room?"
As he said this, Yoruichi's face drooped, his eyes seemed to glow with a crystal luster, and he shed tears.
Kenma was unmoved and looked at Yoruichi, who was possessed by the drama queen, speechlessly.
"Yoruichi, has anyone ever said that your acting skills are terrible?"
"I will only be away for a few days, how can I be away for such a long time?"
From formulating the plan to capture Ninja World to the specific implementation, it only takes a few days.
What's more, he came back several times in the middle. Only the expedition Ninja World and the later arrangements in Underworld City were not in Soul Society, and the total did not exceed five days.
"I don't care, I don't care, that's a long time!"
Yoruichi hugged Kenma and began to roll around, but his legs were tightly embedded in Kenma's waist and refused to let go no matter what.
As she shook violently, she felt the hard handle of the knife on the opposite side, and slowly stopped, with a narrow smile on her face.
"What, it turns out you want it too."
Yoruichi then shook his body and felt the feeling that could be transmitted through his clothes. It was really like red-hot steel, hot and hard.
Kenma lowered his head, put his forehead against Yoruichi's head, and tapped it lightly.
"It's hard for me not to do this if you make such a fuss."
"It's a pity that I can't accompany you today. Just bear with it."
Yoruichi chuckled.
"Not only today, I won't be able to give it to you for a long time."
Kenma frowned and asked, "Why? It's not like you. You are abstinent, so you can be so patient?"
"I don't want to either, but it has to happen."
Yoruichi leaned close to Kenma's ear, opened his lips and teeth, and spoke softly with his breath slowly, and the heat with body temperature fell on Kenma's ear, causing him to feel a slight itch.
"I went to Fourth Division a few days ago, and Captain Unohana told me not to have sex recently."
After finishing speaking, Yoruichi leaned back and stared at her husband in front of her, with a smile on her face.
The aftertaste of itching on the ears was still there, but upon hearing Yoruichi's words, Kenma's heart tightened, his brows became tighter, and his tone of voice became a little deeper without realizing it, with a kind of coldness that penetrated into the bone marrow.
"Are you going to Fourth Division?"
"Injured? Who did it?"
Aizen? Tsunayashiro Tokinada? Or Quincy hiding in the shadows?
Or maybe Yamamoto Shigekuni sensed his danger and wanted to take action against the Shikokuin Family?
Kenma's mind flashed with suspicious objects one by one, and murderous intent suddenly arose in his heart.
Fortunately, considering the Yoruichi on my body, I endured it and kept a calm look on my face.
But Yoruichi burst into laughter, and the laughter was full of ridicule.
"You prude, haven't you realized yet what exactly I said?"
Kenma shook his head, looked Yoruichi up and down, and felt a little relieved. Seeing that Yoruichi looked so lively now, it didn't look like he was injured.
What is that?
"You idiot, idiot! Wooden head!"
Yoruichi laughed and cursed, suddenly suppressed his smile, and was about to put on a straight face, but failed in a second, and laughed again with a "poof" sound.
Suppressing the joy in her heart, Yoruichi's cheeks turned red, revealing her dark brown skin, which looked particularly attractive.
Looking at her husband who was only a short distance away in front of her, Yoruichi stood up with a solemn expression and took a deep breath.
Kenma could feel Yoruichi's thighs tightening, compressing his abdomen. The fingertips of the hands around his neck were exerting slight force, almost piercing the skin on the back of his neck.
It doesn't hurt, just a little itchy.
Yoruichi opened his lips and teeth slightly, and his crisp voice revealed a touch of indescribable tension.
"That--Kenma, listen to me."
"Then tell me quickly."
"I--I'm pregnant."
"Oh."
Kenma blinked, expressionless.
He thought Yoruichi was going to say something, but it turned out she was pregnant----
Pregnant, pregnant?!
Kenma was stunned, his eyes widened suddenly, and he looked at the Yoruichi hanging on his body in disbelief.
Seeing the blush on Yoruichi's face, Kenma suppressed the shock in his heart, narrowed his eyes, and whispered test.
"Are you really not joking--or are you trying to play some trick on me?"
"Prudery, do you think I like to play tricks so much?"
Yoruichi's eyes widened with anger, and he immediately opened his mouth and bit Kenma's face gently with a "ouch" sound.
He spoke while biting, his voice slurred.
"Well - I'm serious this time - I'm not joking!"
Kenma felt a slight pain on his cheek and a touch of soft warmth across his skin, and a ripple appeared in his heart.
Is it possible that what Yoruichi said is true? He is not kidding himself?
He held Yoruichi's body and gently placed it on the table. Yoruichi also released his mouth and looked at the serious look on his husband's face in front of him.
"Yoruichi, are you really pregnant?"
"Absolutely true!"
Yoruichi watched as all kinds of thoughts flashed across Kenma's face. His usually hidden emotions were revealed at this moment, and he was pacing back and forth around the table.
Her crystal clear golden eyes reflected the figure of Kenma, moving back and forth.
Kenma stopped in front of Yoruichi and asked again, "Really?"
"Really, Captain Unohana is diagnosed!"
Seeing that Yoruichi confirmed again and again that the expression on his face did not look like he was joking, Kenma took a step forward, carried himself to the chair behind the desk, and let his whole body sink down.
Yoruichi twisted his body and lay on the table, holding his head with his arms in front of his body. He looked at Kenma at this moment, and his calves were slightly raised behind and stacked together.
Kenma turned to look at Yoruichi. Before he could open his mouth, Yoruichi nodded heavily.
"It's true!"
"Kenma, you are going to be a father!"
"Oh--"
Kenma didn't open his mouth, but moved his jaw, and the sound came out of his throat, and his expression was complicated.
He leaned forward, his elbows on the table, and his fingers groping his forehead.
Judging from Yoruichi's attitude, he already believed that Yoruichi was telling the truth.
He is going to have a baby!
My own bloodline!
But for some reason, he felt a sense of confusion at this moment.
Despite his initial surprise, when he reacted, he felt that it didn't seem to be happening to him, and he didn't feel the excitement that ordinary people should have when becoming a parent.
Logically speaking, this is a happy event, but now it is as peaceful as hearing someone else's happy event.
Just like the neighbor Aunt Wang said to him: Oh, I have a happy news to tell you, my wife is pregnant, and I will come over for a wedding banquet." Kenma didn't feel much in his heart.
It always feels like - not quite real.
Is this what happens in reality?
But he didn't hit Illusion either.
Seeing Kenma's appearance, Yoruichi stretched out his hand, pinched Kenma's cheek and shook it.
"Prude, what are you thinking about? Why don't you react much?"
"No--"
Kenma paused, shook his head slightly, held Yoruichi's hand and rubbed it on his face, wiping away the saliva Yoruichi had left on his face.
"I'm just--a little overwhelmed--"
Yoruichi smiled and swayed back and forth with his little feet behind him.
"I know that when you first heard the news, your mind went blank and you didn't know what to think.
"When I heard the news, it was the same. It took me a long time to gradually accept this kind of thing.
"I'm a first-time parent."