Douluo Peerless: I Write a Diary, You All Start a Group Chat?
Chapter 5

The Little Padded Jacket Already Let in the Cold

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Wang Dong'er had just sent a message in the chat group when she saw new content appear in the diary, and hurried to read it.

[Wang Dong'er had it pretty rough, but no matter how you look at it, she only had her memories sealed and her life mapped out for her. Miss Emperor Auspicious Beast was the one who truly had it awful! She was protected by a whole bunch of Ferocious Beasts in the Star Dou Great Forest, and every beast treasured her. She was practically Star Dou's little overlord.]

[Then that shameless Tang San set his sights on Miss Emperor Auspicious Beast. He forcibly influenced Huo Gua into making contact with the Auspicious Beast, sparking her curiosity about the human world, then guided her into taking human form. Carrying Tang Wutong's divine consciousness and the Golden Dragon Spear, she entered the human world as Wang Qiu'er.]

[Poor Miss Auspicious Beast walked right into Tang San's trap. In the end, she sacrificed herself to Huo Gua, and Tang San completed his plunder of her fortune.]

[Speaking of which, Huo Gua was seriously ridiculous. First he fell in love with Wang Dong'er, then he developed feelings for Wang Qiu'er, who had Wang Dong'er's face. Finally, Dong'er and Qiu'er merged into Tang Wutong, and he fell in love with Tang Wutong too.]

[Disgusting! Even I find it disgusting!]

[Wait, that's not right! Huo Gua fell in love with Wang Dong'er, Wang Qiu'er, and Tang Wutong, who all had the same face but different souls... so Huo Gua was actually a sucker for looks? He'd love anyone wearing that face?]

The Three-Eyed Golden Lion, who had been about to ask the Scarlet King to take her back to the Lake of Life, suddenly froze, disbelief rising within her.

I, the mighty Emperor Auspicious Beast of the Star Dou Great Forest, sacrificed myself to a human?

What kind of joke is that?!

Like a cat whose fur had bristled, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion suddenly sprang up onto a nearby tree trunk, drawing a puzzled look from the Scarlet King.

What trouble is the Auspicious Beast stirring up now?

The Scarlet King eyed her dubiously-she had just eaten. Surely she couldn't have gotten hungry again so soon?

The Three-Eyed Golden Lion forced herself to calm down, realizing how serious the situation was.

In the future, under a god's influence, she would become entangled with that human named Huo Gua, ultimately sacrifice herself, and then become part of Tang Wutong together with that human named Wang Dong'er.

Something like that... no way!

She had to stop this from happening!

My lord! Hurry and save me!!!

Although Wang Dong'er had gradually regained her composure, the diary's next entries shattered it again.

Putting everything else aside, I, Wang Dong'er, would actually fall in love with a man like that?

How could a man who changes his affections from morning to evening possibly deserve my favor?!

No! Absolutely not!

I'd rather die than have the slightest thing to do with this Huo Gua... someone like that would only disgust me!

Wang Dong'er took a deep breath and silently made her decision.

Since Tang San wants me to enter Shrek Academy as a man dressed as a woman, live with that Huo Gua, and fall in love over time, I refuse to let him have his way!

I'll enter Shrek Academy dressed as a man... but I absolutely won't share a dorm room with that Huo Gua!

Absolutely. Not. Possible!

But that alone might not be enough... once Tang San discovered that her actions went against his wishes, she had no way of predicting what would happen.

It seemed she could only place all her hopes in this Diary Copy of unknown origin and the person named Aoyao.

She hadn't forgotten the group rules that had appeared after she joined this magical chat group.

As long as she could keep getting Aoyao to mention her in his diary and keep earning rewards, one day she would be able to stand against Tang San and take control of her own destiny!

After all, those rewards were especially generous. They even included a god position.

She was Wang Dong'er... not some puppet on strings, much less Tang San's daughter, Tang Wutong!

Wang Dong'er gently exhaled a stale breath. In other words, her most important task now was to find Aoyao and get herself to appear in his diary as often as possible...

Until she found Aoyao...

Another group rule had stated that the most active person in the chat group each day would receive the title of Chat-Spamming Dragon King. Although she didn't know what that title meant, the Chat-Spamming Dragon King could specify the general content of the next day's diary.

That was enough!

With that thought, Wang Dong'er immediately took out the jade stone and started typing.

[Where the Clouds Lie Deep: Tang San is a despicable scoundrel! A shameless bastard!]

[Where the Clouds Lie Deep: And that Huo Gua is nothing but a revolting scumbag! Disgusting! He makes me sick!]

[Grass (a plant): Ancestor Tang San created ten thousand years of glory for the Tang Sect and Shrek Academy. If he did this... he must have had his reasons! You can't slander Ancestor Tang San like that!]

[Where the Clouds Lie Deep: Heh.]

[Where the Clouds Lie Deep: Tang San is trash! Drop dead, Tang San!]

Wang Dong'er furiously hurled insults and slander at Tang San in the group, and her remarks received a measure of support. Although the others didn't go as far as she did in openly abusing Tang San, most tactfully expressed their own positions.

This infuriated Tang Ya.

In her heart, Tang San, the founding ancestor of the Tang Sect, was absolutely great, glorious, and righteous.

Something like this... it was definitely a fabricated rumor!

Did any of these people understand the principle of neither believing nor spreading rumors?!

Tang Ya sulked by herself for a while before her eyes suddenly lit up.

That's right!

It must be that hateful Aoyao slandering him!

Once I find Aoyao, I'll teach him a proper lesson and make him understand that Ancestor Tang San must never suffer such slander!

The moment that thought stirred, Tang Ya's pupils sharply contracted.

An inexplicable pressure rose in an instant. Before she could react, an invisible whip lashed her back viciously, leaving a bloody welt across her fair, tender skin. Her aura immediately weakened considerably.

A notification that only Tang Ya could hear rang out: "You have been detected harboring thoughts of harming the diary's host. First warning."

I can't even teach him a lesson?

Tang Ya's eyes widened, a wronged expression appearing on her face.

In the next instant, another invisible lash struck Tang Ya's arm.

There was simply no way to dodge this whip, and the pain was more than she could bear!

"I'm sorry. I was wrong."

Tang Ya promptly surrendered and hurriedly apologized under her breath.

The pressure bearing down on her receded like the tide, and Tang Ya immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

But then her face fell, revealing an anguished expression. "I only needed to cultivate a little longer to break through to level thirty and have Bei Bei help me hunt for my third Soul Ring."

"Those two lashes probably mean I'll have to put off my breakthrough for a while. If I can't break through... does that mean I won't be able to advance to the next year?"

"Not being able to advance... nooo!"

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