Saitama Teacher in Marvel
Chapter 103

A Fart in Frustration

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"That's my God of Thunder, it belongs to me." Thor roared loudly.

"But that God of Thunder was given to me by Loki."

"That's my God of Thunder."

"But that God of Thunder Loki was given to me."

"That's my God of Thunder, Loki and he has no right to give it away."

"But it was indeed given to me by Loki."

"Shut up, that's my God of Thunder, Mjolnir, it belongs to me, my God of Thunder." Thor still roared loudly.

"But this was given to me by Loki." Saitama picked out his ears.

"..."

"Thor, don't pay attention to this mortal Midgard, it's enough for us to just go in and take Mjolnir." Warriors Three looked at the two people who seemed to be arguing, okay, mainly Thor, Thor were already shouting until their faces turned red and their necks were thick, but Saitama still kept saying the same sentence over and over again. The pitch of their voices was not loud, and there were no fluctuations at all. They even picked their ears, picked their nostrils, etc. from time to time.

"Hey, what you said is going too far." Seeing Warriors Three like this, Saitama shook his head.

"Go away, mortal Midgard." Warriors Three roared at Saitama.

In fact, Warriors Three was so cruelly abused by HYDRA because of Thor that their senses towards everyone on the earth became very poor. Before, it was because Jane and the others had been helping them, so they did not do anything excessive. But now that they have met Saitama, they no longer want to endure it, and want to vent out the mischief they have accumulated before.

He yelled at Saitama, and even pushed Saitama directly. Although it cannot be said that he used all his strength, if he were an ordinary earthling, if he pushed like this, the other party might encounter what Thor encountered before.

Snap!

Saitama slapped the guy who was reaching out and flew away, hit the wall directly, and then fell to the ground.

"You bastard, you dare to attack Asgard's warriors." Volstagg got up from the ground, roared angrily, and raised his ax to chop at Saitama.

"Stop."

"No."

Except for two people, Dr. Selvig and Daisy, who wanted to stop it, everyone else just watched with cold eyes. The remaining people no longer regarded the rest as ordinary Midgard mortals.

Volstagg This blow was powerful and heavy. Although it cannot be said that it was done with all its strength, there was not much reservation. The cold light flashed on the axe. When the ax came down, it seemed as if it was about to split a mountain. The whole person jumped up high and the ax came down heavily.

Touch!

Volstagg flew back faster than when attacking.

Touch!

First, the loose ax fell to the ground, half of the sharp ax head was inserted into the ground, and then Volstagg's whole body was embedded on the wall, becoming a realistic mural.

"Volstagg! Bastard." After seeing this scene, the remaining two Warriors Three roared and rushed directly towards Saitama.

Bang bang!

These two people appeared next to Volstagg, one on the left and one on the right, and turned into a mural. The three people formed a very realistic large mural.

The pupils of Sif and Thor contracted violently, although both of them were more powerful than Warriors Three. Well, okay, the current Thor does not count. Sif is also a god with a divine status, and has her own divine power, which is much stronger than Warriors Three, but she cannot guarantee that she will escape unscathed when faced with the siege of Warriors Three.

Although Warriors Three attacked one after another this time, Saitama defeated three people so easily, but it is definitely not something ordinary people can do.

Sif stood in front of Thor with a long sword in his hand, protecting Thor behind him, and looked at Saitama with extreme vigilance. "Who are you? Did Loki send you here specially? What do you want to do? What's the conspiracy?"

"Ah?" Saitama scratched his head. "I don't understand what you are talking about. Now, how about I lend you God of Thunder, and then you have a fight with me?" Saitama looked around Sif and asked Thor.

"What exactly do you want to do?" Sif stared at Saitama with sharp eyes.

Thor grabbed Sif's shoulders. "Sif, let me do it."

"But Thor you..."

"It doesn't matter." Thor took two steps forward and came to Saitama: "As long as I get Mjolnir, then I will definitely win. If I win, then Mjolnir is mine."

"Huh? Well, okay. If you can beat me, then God of Thunder will be given to you." Saitama thought about it, but after all, he still couldn't resist the temptation of a passionate and all-out battle.

"Okay. We have decided that whoever wins, Mjolnir will be his." Thor said loudly.

"Okay."

Saitama and Thor have made an agreement.

Saitama came to the room with Thor, Sif, Jane and the others, as well as the mural cut out from the wall, which was Warriors Three.

"Hey, the massager is right over there." Saitama pointed to an inconspicuous place in the corner.

When Thor saw that Mjolnir, his eyes lit up and he grinned. "Hahaha, Mjolnir, my old buddy, I'm here."

Striding up to Mjolnir, Thor stretched out his hand and said, "Oh!"

"Yeah!" Catch again.

"Ah ha!" Grab it hard.

Mjolnir is motionless.

Thor couldn't help but look back at the others, especially Saitama, wwzhaoshya. c smiled awkwardly, "Haha, um, my old buddy is a little shy. But it doesn't matter, I can lift it up. Hahaha."

After saying that, Thor grabbed Mjolnir with both hands. "Yeah!!!"

Thor tried his best to suck the milk, his face turned red and his neck became thick, but Mjolnir refused to move at all.

"Man, what's wrong with you? Don't you recognize me? I'm Thor, I'm Thor. Man, we should go, we should set off. Man." Thor whispered to God of Thunder, even with a hint of flattery, he grabbed God of Thunder again, and force--

"Pfft!"

It seemed that the force was too great and a fart was squeezed out, but God of Thunder was still there without moving.

"Pfft!" The girl Daisy couldn't help laughing, but when she saw other people looking back at her, she quickly covered her mouth, lowered her head, and tried her best to be an ostrich.

"So, this God of Thunder is not yours at all. You can't pick it up at all." Saitama shook his head, quite disappointed. He originally thought he could fight to his heart's content, but now it seems that he is going to be disappointed.

"No, why, why is this happening? Father, have you really abandoned me? No!" Thor knelt on the ground and roared.

"Shut up, are you going to let me sleep? Why are you yelling at me?"

Skye, who had almost become a night owl recently, was woken up. She was so angry that she got up from the bed, opened the door, stuck her head out and yelled at the living room. However, after she finished yelling, she realized that there were so many people in the living room, especially when these people were all staring at her. She couldn't help but blush, quickly retracted her neck, and slammed the door.

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