Saitama Teacher in Marvel
Chapter 48

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"Well, I've already told you the address of my new place, so I should be going," Saitama said, waving to Matt. "See ya."

"Wait." Matt called out to Saitama again. "You coming to see me this time will definitely put you in the sights of those people. So, someone might investigate you, and it might even bring you some trouble. You should be prepared."

"Huh? Trouble? That's so troublesome," Saitama scratched his head. "Whatever, I'll deal with it when it happens. Worst case, I'll just punch it."

Listening to Saitama's words, Matt shook his head, but he knew this was Saitama's style. Besides, with Saitama's abilities, even if he faced some trouble, it wouldn't be a big problem for him. After all, with Saitama's speed, if he wanted to run, it wasn't certain anyone could catch him. Well, that's what Matt thought.

"Well, goodbye, Matt."

"Goodbye!"

Saitama and Matt parted ways, and Saitama walked out of the law firm.

The moment Saitama stepped out, Phil Coulson quickly fixed his gaze on him. "You guys stay here and keep an eye on Matt, watch his every move. I'll handle Saitama personally."

"Yes, sir!"

After giving the order, Phil Coulson quietly followed Saitama alone.

Just trailing him from behind and observing him quietly, Phil Coulson felt that this guy, Saitama, was just like an ordinary person. His posture while walking, and everything else, made him look like a regular person, at most a slightly trained ordinary young man. Yet, according to the investigations, all indications pointed to Saitama not being that simple.

Especially recently, S.H.I.E.L.D. had finally found the location where Tony had been held captive. The appearance of that place struck the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents as particularly strange, almost indescribable. It was desolate, with nothing left but half a cave.

Unfortunately, it seemed the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents had arrived too late. It was as if someone had already cleared out the contents of the half-cave before them, leaving no valuable items for the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.

Phil Coulson, while quietly following Saitama, pondered what kind of existence Saitama was, and if he possessed any special abilities. However, he was certain that Saitama held a secret. Even though the information wasn't entirely conclusive, based on his gut feeling as a man, he believed Saitama's secret was absolutely crucial, no less important than the Invisible Man that Nick Fury had tasked him with investigating.

Saitama up ahead suddenly stopped. Phil Coulson quickly halted. Seeing that Saitama seemed to be looking back, Phil Coulson quickly moved aside and pretended to be browsing at a stall, as if he were someone wanting to buy something.

However, after pausing for about two seconds, when Phil Coulson casually looked up to continue watching Saitama's figure, he was stunned to discover that Saitama had vanished. Saitama had disappeared.

"He noticed me? As expected, he's sharp. I knew you weren't an ordinary person," Phil Coulson muttered, scanning his surroundings, trying to find Saitama's figure. "But to disappear from my sight so quickly, he must have hidden somewhere."

"Are you looking for me?" A voice suddenly rang out from behind Phil Coulson, startling him. He quickly turned around, only to be met with a blinding flash of light that made him involuntarily close his eyes. Phil Coulson even suspected if the other party was deliberately using a spotlight or some kind of disruptive weapon against him.

Although Phil Coulson had braced himself, he didn't feel any impact. As his eyes adjusted, he tried to open them and finally saw clearly.

In front of him was actually a bald head, a very bright, almost waxed bald head. Because it was so smooth, the sunlight hitting it reflected with a strength that seemed even greater than a mirror, causing the reflected light to shoot into Phil Coulson's eyes, making him mistake it for an attack with a spotlight.

"You?" Phil Coulson opened his eyes and saw Saitama, his face filled with surprise. He had been the one following Saitama, and thought he had accidentally lost him. But unexpectedly, not only had Saitama not gotten away, he had found him directly.

"Huh? You know me?" Saitama scratched his head, asking in confusion.

"We met not long ago. When Tony Stark returned to New York," Phil Coulson's mouth twitched slightly, a hint of helplessness in his expression.

"Oh. It's you. You're that FFF." Saitama suddenly realized.

"It's the FBI," Phil Coulson looked at Saitama speechlessly. He even wondered if Saitama was saying it deliberately, as everyone in America knew the FBI. But looking at Saitama's eyes, they conveyed confusion, bewilderment, and a sudden realization, as if Saitama genuinely didn't know about the FBI's existence.

"Oh, oh, oh. I get it. So, you seem to be looking for me. Is there something you need?" Saitama said casually. In reality, whether Phil Coulson was FFF or FBI made no difference to Saitama.

"Yes, Mr. Saitama. As you know, regarding the rescue of Tony Stark, I have some details I'd like to ask you about," Phil Coulson said with a smile, using that as an excuse.

"That, if you have any questions, you can just go ask Skye." Saitama shook his head. He didn't want to answer too many questions. Although Skye had already gone over the story with him more than once, and he could have just followed Skye's version to fool them, Saitama still felt it was too troublesome.

"We will go back and find Ms. Skye, but I still want to get some information and clues from you, Mr. Saitama. After all, two people seeing something is better than one," Phil Coulson said with a smile. He suddenly felt a bit happy because he realized Saitama didn't seem like someone who was good at talking, which meant it would be relatively easy to get information out of him.

"But it feels so troublesome. Alright, what do you want to ask?" Saitama's personality was relatively good. As long as the other party wasn't arrogant, Saitama would answer some of their questions.

"Then, Mr. Saitama, can you tell me why, when you and Ms. Skye took Stark Industries' plane to the Middle East, there were dozens of people boarding the plane, but only you and Ms. Skye disembarked in the Middle East?" Phil Coulson asked with a smile. This was a question they had discovered during their subsequent investigation.

In fact, if Phil Coulson hadn't found Saitama to ask this question this time, S.H.I.E.L.D. would likely have approached Saitama and them to inquire about it later.

"Those people, they jumped off the plane midway."

"Then, can you tell me why they jumped off the plane? The plane hadn't even reached its destination."

"Because those people were annoying. I didn't want to sit with them, so I let them jump off," Saitama didn't hide anything, stating things as they were.

"You made them jump? And they just jumped?" Phil Coulson's expression was slightly subtle.

"Yeah. It seems that way," Saitama scratched his head. "After I threw one person off the plane, they all jumped."

"..." Phil Coulson's face broke into a smile. "So, you threw someone off the plane?"

"Yeah."

"Then, do you know that your actions are illegal?"

"Huh? But Skye said the plane was no longer in America, it was in international waters. There aren't any legal issues there, are there?"

"Mr. Saitama, I think there might be a slight misunderstanding in your understanding of the law. So, could I trouble you to come with me?" Phil Coulson said with a smile. He felt he had made a huge breakthrough this time.

"No, I have to go to the supermarket to buy ingredients. Skye is waiting for me."

"..." Phil Coulson's expression froze. "Mr. Saitama--"

"Well, maybe next time. The supermarket sale has already started. Although I have money now, if I happen to catch a supermarket sale, I can't miss it. Goodbye. FFF." Saitama said, turning to leave.

"Wait--" Phil Coulson tried to call out to Saitama.

But in the next moment, whether it was due to the crowd or some other reason, Phil Coulson had already lost sight of Saitama, leaving him somewhat bewildered.

This was probably the most arrogant person Phil Coulson had ever seen, someone who completely disregarded the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.

Even the most heinous criminals, attacking S.H.I.E.L.D. agents was normal, but Saitama's complete disregard for him, that attitude, was the most arrogant and excessive.

In reality, with Saitama's personality, he didn't seem to hide himself at all, neither his actions nor his identity. Generally, if anyone asked, he wouldn't hide anything. Phil Coulson, however, was being too indirect, which was why he couldn't get any information.

If Phil Coulson had directly asked Saitama, "Are you the Invisible Man?", the matter of the Invisible Man would probably have been resolved long ago.

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