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Chapter 258

Causal Threads, Sky City!

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Maybe this organization doesn't even have any self-defense skills? That's why Onion Lady, this female demon, is so useless; she can't make use of her three hundred years of demonic power at all.

Just as Song Shuhang was lost in thought, the Monster Organization suddenly approached Onion Lady, saying they wanted to teach her their 'ultimate skills'!

Wow, they actually have a secret technique?

Song Shuhang immediately became interested—it wasn't for nothing that I'd been a nobody for so many years; today, my suffering has finally come to an end!

That Onion Lady is still so useless three hundred years later, maybe it's because she didn't seriously learn the 'ultimate skill'! In that case, I, Song Shuhang, will master this ultimate skill in my dream, and then bring it to its full glory!

Song Shuhang pricked up his ears and began to listen as the 'Elder of Transmission' imparted the 'secret techniques' of the Monster Organization!

The "Elder of Transmission" took out a thick book and began to introduce it.

The ultimate skill is called "Two Hundred Essential Skills for Fairies to Survive," written in a monster script that Song Shuhang couldn't understand, and the list of ultimate skills looks very long.

The name of this ultimate skill is too lame, isn't it? It doesn't sound like the name of a peerless divine skill. Song Shuhang was a little worried.

Perhaps... it's just that the name is a bit lame, but the content might be really good? He comforted himself.

Then, the elder who was passing on the skills began to introduce the contents of the secret technique.

The content is truly rich and varied, including active attack skills such as 'Divine Stealing Technique', 'How to Successfully Team Up to Rob Human Cultivators', ' Five Hundred Ways to Surrender When You Can't Beat a Human Cultivator', and 'The Beautiful Banshee's Ultimate Skill: Seduction'.

Passive counterattack skills include: 'How a female demon can successfully transform into the male master's mistress and engage in palace intrigue with the male master's Daoist partner in thirteen ways', 'How a male demon can win the female master's favor and kick out the female master's Daoist partner to successfully ascend to the position in seventy-two ways!' and various other skills.

Song Shuhang immediately broke down.

Damn it!

What kind of bullshit techniques are these?!

No wonder I felt this Onion Lady was a bit of a goofball when I met her; her behavior was all sorts of weird. Especially that move, 'Beautiful Banshee's Ultimate Skill: Seductive Charm,' was practically a self-destructive move, as if she was beckoning others to 'Come on, have sex with me!'

It turns out this Monster Organization was responsible for all the trouble!

Song Shuhang was utterly desperate.

After spending so much time and suffering through the ordeal of learning how to use a single scallion, is this the only thing you gain—a useless 'demon race secret technique'?

"Damn it, die a thousand times over! And wake me up, I don't want to keep dreaming."

However... this kind of strange dream based on memory is not something Song Shuhang can wake up from at will.

Song Shuhang had no choice but to stand in 'Onion Lady's' shoes and experience her life in detail.

In her dream, the innocent Onion Lady began to earnestly learn every move and technique from the "Two Hundred Skills Fairies Must Have to Survive."

She practiced incredibly hard, day and night without stopping.

If Daoist Scarlet Firmament were to see this scene, I wonder if he would be heartbroken and cry?

He had been hoping this little Onion Demon would have an 'infinite future'. Now it seems its future has been completely devoured by dogs.

Furthermore... as Onion Lady's 'ultimate skill' became more and more proficient, a bad premonition welled up in Song Shuhang's heart.

Whether human or demon, once they've mastered their skills, they'll eventually descend the mountain, right?

After descending the mountain, shouldn't you find an opponent to test the results of your years of hard work?

If the Onion Demon were to descend the mountain and find a human cultivator (♂), and then unleash this self-destructive technique... wouldn't it get slapped down?

No, I'm still 'possessed' by Onion Lady, experiencing everything from her first-person perspective.

If you were to be 'slapped', you'd understand the feeling perfectly.

No! This ending is too cruel!

"End it quickly! This cruel dream, please end it quickly! It's not too late to end it now, wake up!" Song Shuhang's soul was struggling.

But all the struggles were in vain.

Time flies, and another year has passed in my dream.

The moment of despair arrived—in her dream, Onion Lady thought she had mastered her divine skills and descended the mountain.

Then, just as Song Shuhang had guessed, Onion Lady began searching the world for any human cultivators.

Song Shuhang sighed and began to mentally prepare himself—if I transmigrated into the body of a girl and was forced to have sex, how would I adjust my mindset?

However... adjust my ass! How can I possibly adjust my mindset like this?! Song Shuhang roared, "Let me out! It's time to end this! It's not too late to end it now!"

However, all the struggles were in vain.

At this point, after a long and arduous search, Onion Lady finally found a human monk.

Why does he have to be a monk?!

According to Onion Lady's investigation, this monk is called Jiudeng, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and has a very handsome face.

He was slender and tall. The large monk's robe made him appear even more pitifully thin. However, although the Monk Jiudeng was slender, his pectoral muscles were very well-developed, and the large monk's robe could not hide them.

Wait a minute, isn't something wrong?

While Song Shuhang was pondering, Onion Lady had already launched an attack on Monk Jiudeng.

First came the 'Divine Stealing Technique' -- then 'How to Successfully Team Up to Rob Human Cultivators' -- followed by ' Five Hundred Ways to Surrender When You Can't Beat a Human Cultivator'.

The entire skill routine was executed flawlessly, almost like something out of a textbook.

However, no matter how perfectly the skills were executed, they had no effect on the Monk Jiudeng.

Onion Lady has clearly lost her way.

Finally, Onion Lady gritted her teeth and unleashed her 'Beautiful Banshee's Ultimate Technique: Alluring Seduction'.

As expected of a powerful, low-key move, the effect of this ultimate skill is outstanding.

The Monk Jiudeng fell victim to the poison...

Then she went up to Onion Lady and gave her a good 'slap slap slap'...

It was her; Song Shuhang's description was correct.

The Monk Jiudeng was actually a woman, which is why she was so thin, yet had very well-developed pectoral muscles.

Song Shuhang stared blankly at everything happening before him, but felt incredibly fortunate—although Baihe couldn't have children, he would silently offer his sincerest blessings.

At least, he no longer has to worry about how to adjust his mindset after transmigrating into a girl and being sexually assaulted.

After Jiudeng (♀) had his fill of Onion Lady (♀), the two of them started to space out.

Song Shuhang knew what happened next: Jiudeng brought Onion Lady back to the Buddhist temple and suppressed her for nearly three hundred years!

"Next, they're not going to make me stay locked up for three hundred years too, are they? I've been a nobody for a very, very long time. I've had enough." Song Shuhang felt a chill run down his spine.

However... at that moment, the visual scene before his eyes changed.

He no longer uses Onion Lady as his first-person perspective.

Song Shuhang found his vision rising into the sky—his soul appeared above, looking down at Onion Lady and Jiudeng from a godlike perspective.

"Is this dream finally coming to an end?" Song Shuhang thought to himself.

He gained nothing from this dream, except for that worthless "two hundred skills necessary for fairies to survive".

Oh... perhaps it wasn't all for naught. At least, he found his patience had improved considerably.

Hehehe, no matter who you are, even if you become a green onion and stand alone on a mountaintop exposed to the wind and sun for decades, your patience will improve, absolutely!

But the price is far too heavy.

Just as Song Shuhang was lost in thought again, suddenly, his eyes stung and became bright.

He blinked involuntarily.

When he opened his eyes again, he saw a strange scene!

Blue, white, gold, pink, multicolored threads; and blood-red, black threads... threads of all colors, covering the entire world.

Song Shuhang quickly looked down at himself.

He discovered that many lines were also extending from his body.

The fewest were five black lines, piercing the void with no end in sight.

Next are six blood-red lines. The red lines are broken, with the other end fluttering in the wind.

The white lines were the most numerous, numbering in the thousands, and most of them pierced the void, with no end in sight.

There are also nearly a hundred blue ones.

There were more than twenty golden threads, extending to every corner of the world. They were so far away that Shuhang didn't know where they would eventually end up.

What's most unique is a seven-colored line that connects its 'soul' to the Onion Lady below.

This colorful line, like a kite string, allowed Onion Lady to drag Song Shuhang forward.

Shuhang was released into the air like a kite...

"What are these threads?" Song Shuhang tried to reach out and grab the colorful thread, but he grabbed nothing. He couldn't touch it.

Ordinary people can't see these lines at all.

Not only ordinary people, but even cultivators might not be able to see these lines; the Monk Jiudeng below couldn't see them either.

As Song Shuhang was wondering, he suddenly saw a line extending from the body of the Monk Jiudeng.

It was a pink thread, reaching out towards Onion Lady like a tentacle.

Onion Lady (♀) also had a pink thread emerging from her body, which connected with the crimson thread on Monk Jiudeng (♀).

Then, the two lines merged together and melted into a single pink line!

"This... could it be the legendary Romance Thread? A thread that binds lovers from afar?" Song Shuhang's eyes widened in surprise.

No, that's not right.

If these are considered Romance Thread, then what about the lines on my own body?

I could have thousands of white lines—if these are all Romance Thread, am I supposed to build a harem?

If it's not predestined marriage... then is it Cause and Effect?

Song Shuhang guessed.

Causal Line? If you think about it that way, it might actually be possible!

If these lines are Causal Threads, then surely their colors represent something, right?

The pink line likely represents a predestined relationship or something similar—it appeared after Jiudeng had sex with Onion Lady.

Then, what do the seven colors represent? What is the relationship between myself and Onion Lady? Was it because I ate her?

Then what do black, white, blood red, and gold represent?

Just as Song Shuhang was pondering this, another change occurred below.

The pink thread on the bodies of the Monk Jiudeng (♀) and Onion Lady (♀) began to wriggle again.

The pink thread pierced through Onion Lady's body.

Then, it went straight up along the seven-colored line between Onion Lady and Song Shuhang. Finally, it took root firmly inside Song Shuhang's body!

Onion Lady seemed to act as a mediator, firmly connecting Jiudeng and Song Shuhang together.

"What's going on?" Song Shuhang was shocked and felt incredulous.

If, after Jiudeng had his way with Onion Lady, the two developed feelings for Baihe, thus creating a pink thread of fate Causal Line.

But what does it mean that this Causal Line extends back to oneself?

Could it be that when he possessed Onion Lady's body, Jiudeng had sex with Onion Lady, he also defiled himself in the process?

Do you have to be so serious? This line doesn't need to be connected to me at all! You guys do your thing, I'm just a bystander watching a 3D movie.

When the pink thread connected to Song Shuhang's mind jolted once again...

The dream is over!

"Finally awake? This dream was so long." Song Shuhang opened his eyes and found himself lying next to Venerable White.

He was startled and immediately sat up.

He turned to look at the sky outside and realized it was already dark. It seemed like he had slept for a very long time.

Perhaps his family saw him sleeping on the floor and moved him to sleep next to the Venerable White?

At this moment, Song Shuhang looked down... and then he discovered that there was a golden line connecting his chest and the Venerable White's body.

At the same time, the blue, white, black, and gold lines on his body spread out in all directions, each with a direction, unlike in the dream where they 'pierced into the void' and disappeared.

"The golden lines represent the relationship between me and Venerable White? Then, these twenty-odd golden lines on my body represent the seniors from the Nine Provinces Number One Group with whom I have had some contact?" Song Shuhang murmured.

Then, the blue lines extended out and connected to various parts of the room.

"Do the blue lines represent family relationships?" Song Shuhang guessed.

So, what do those white lines represent?

Finally, his gaze fell on the pink line.

The pink line first connected to the 'Onion Lady' in the pocket, and then refracted outwards, stretching all the way to the high sky.

Song Shuhang subconsciously reached out, wanting to gently touch the pink line.

"Ah, I forgot that these lines are inaccessible," Song Shuhang thought to himself.

But just as he was thinking this, he felt his hand... touch that pink line!

Snap!

When he touched the pink line, his eyes stung again. It was as if a force was withdrawing from his eyes... It wasn't a force that belonged to him; it was just temporarily lent to him for some reason.

After the power receded, all the lines that filled the sky in Song Shuhang's eyes disappeared.

As these lines disappeared, a picture vaguely appeared in Song Shuhang's mind—following that pink line, there was a huge, magnificent island.

It was a... magnificent sky city!

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