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Chapter 275

Venerable White: I'll go find Doudou!

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Song Shuhang: "Haha, yeah, Mom. Song Bai is a really funny guy. He was just too tired yesterday to show off his humor!"

Yes, Senior White is really interesting... He can take apart appliances, Flat-Ground Fall, and even fly into space! It's both fun and exciting, and it brings tears to your eyes.

"Go sit in the restaurant, I'll make you dumplings," Mom Song said with a smile.

"Okay!" Song Shuhang pulled the bewildered Senior White towards the restaurant.

After breakfast, Song Shuhang told his Mom Song that he wanted to go to Jade Fish Mountain for a visit.

Then, he led Senior White downstairs.

Shuhang's home is not far from Jade Fish Mountain, about six bus stops away.

However, ever since he took Venerable White on the bus once, he decided never to take Senior White on the bus again.

But he didn't dare take Senior White on his Little Sheep Electric Scooter. He was afraid that Senior White would pull out an A4 sheet of paper and stick it on the Little Sheep Electric Scooter, causing it to run at a despairing speed, making it impossible for the traffic police to catch up even with four wheels... and then the traffic police would cry.

"So, we absolutely can't let Senior White touch the electric scooter. Let's take a taxi!" Song Shuhang thought to himself.

And so, the two of them went downstairs.

The worst kind of misfortune is when you meet the wrong person at the wrong time, in the wrong place, and they do the wrong thing to you!

When all four elements—time, place, people, and event—are at their worst, it's incredibly unfortunate.

As Song Shuhang led Venerable White downstairs, Aunt Li from next door happened to be pushing Mom Song's little scooter along.

"Oh, Shuhang, you've come at the perfect time. This is your mother's electric scooter. I just borrowed it to go to the market. I was about to return it to your mother, but seeing you here, I gave it to you," Aunt Li said warmly with a smile.

Shuhang's family always parks their electric scooters in the first-floor garage. Aunt Li was just about to call Mom Song to return the scooter when, coincidentally, she ran into Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang was immediately dumbfounded— Aunt Li, did you have to come at such a convenient time?

What you fear most is what happens.

Song Shuhang chuckled dryly, "Haha, okay, Aunt Li, I'll take care of the electric scooter!"

As he spoke, he cautiously turned his head to look at Venerable White.

Sure enough, Venerable White's eyes lit up, revealing a very clear meaning, which can be summarized in three words: I want to open up!

Venerable White had seen electric scooters many times back in the Jiangnan District. He had long wanted to try out this small, bicycle-like mode of transportation.

However, he never had the chance to get in touch with electric vehicles, and later on, Venerable White's attention was drawn to cars.

Now that he has the chance to meet her, given his personality, he'll definitely give it a try.

"Then it's up to you." Aunt Li took the groceries she bought off the electric cart, waved to Song Shuhang, and turned to leave.

After Aunt Li left, Song Shuhang turned to look at Venerable White and tentatively asked, "Senior White, would you like to give it a try?"

"Okay, okay!" Senior White nodded—he had been waiting for Song Shuhang to say that.

Senior White casually hopped onto the Little Sheep Electric Scooter, tossing his long hair behind his back!

Song Shuhang handed over the safety helmet with a wry smile, then sat down in the back seat.

"Which direction should we go?" Venerable White asked.

"Go straight along the main road, and I'll let you know in advance if you need to turn," Song Shuhang replied, then asked worriedly, "Senior White, do you know how to drive?"

"I can drive it! Don't worry! When I was learning car theory, I also learned the theory of electric bikes." After saying that, Senior White turned the key and twisted the handlebars of the electric bike to press the throttle.

Whoosh! The electric scooter sped forward!

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A miraculous thing happened: throughout the entire trip, Senior White didn't put any A4 Formation rune runes on the electric scooter.

The electric scooter is going so slowly... Could it be that Venerable White is in a good mood today and isn't speeding?

Song Shuhang was puzzled.

However, he still dutifully directed the driving direction along the way, occasionally calling out "Turn left," "Turn right," or "Go straight."

Soon, the electric scooter carrying Song Shuhang and Senior White arrived near the 'Jade Fish Mountain' Bayberry Orchard.

"We've arrived, senior. You can park now," Song Shuhang.

He had barely finished speaking when—whoosh!—the electric scooter braked sharply and came to an immediate stop.

Then the Venerable White braced himself with one foot and stopped there.

Was that too sudden? Song Shuhang looked at Senior White in front of him with a puzzled expression.

After parking the car, Senior White remained motionless, maintaining the posture of a robot.

"Senior White?" Song Shuhang called out.

But the Venerable White remained motionless...

"Something feels off." Song Shuhang carefully climbed off the electric scooter, turned around to look at it, and was immediately terrified.

The Venerable White One had a blank expression on his face, his eyes vacant—he was lost in thought.

Senior White's ability to daydream has leveled up again; even when he's daydreaming, he can still hear him saying things like "turn left," "turn right," and "stop the car."

At the same time, Shuhang felt extremely fortunate that he had managed to reach the final destination alive; he was truly blessed with good fortune.

"Senior White, Senior White, we've arrived, wake up!" Song Shuhang called out.

After a while.

Senior White came to his senses.

He said, "Huh? Have we arrived yet?"

Song Shuhang burst into tears. "Yes, Senior White, we have arrived at Jade Fish Mountain."

Besides, you're the one driving, Senior White.

"Haha, while I was driving just now, I suddenly had a great idea for modifying a tractor—let me tell you, I want to give the tractor a 'Water-Treading' device. In the tractor modification competition, there must be a section on the sea, and then the tractor will drive on the sea. How does that feel?" Venerable White said excitedly.

"Huh?" Song Shuhang was dumbfounded for a long time.

He realized that no matter how wildly he imagined things, he couldn't guess the actions of the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group. Song Shuhang originally thought that even if the @#%×Fairy, Daoist priests, and masters' modified 'army of hand-held tractors' ran around the main road a few times, that would be enough. At most, they would just wander around some difficult mountain roads.

But he never expected that the Venerable White also intended to take the army of hand-held tractors for a spin on the sea.

Imagine this: twenty or thirty hand-operated tractors speeding across the sea as if it were flat ground... Then, when a tsunami comes, the @#%×Fairy, Daoist priests, and masters cheer excitedly, starting their hand-operated tractors to ride the waves.

Thinking about it, it seems pretty exciting?

Holy crap, why do I find this scene so appealing?

"How do you feel? Isn't it a wonderful feeling?" Venerable White laughed heartily.

"Great." Song Shuhang said honestly. For a moment, he even felt a cool and exciting feeling when he drove the hand tractor into the waves, breaking through the tsunami and rushing through the storm!

"Right? It's definitely more exhilarating to sprint across the sea than just on land. Let's settle on that then!" Venerable White finalized the plan.

"Alright, let's not think about that anymore. Let's go pick some bayberries." Thinking of bayberries, Venerable White's eyes narrowed into slits with happiness.

The subsequent trip to Jade Fish Mountain can be summarized as follows: -- Venerable White: thump thump thump thump thump thump...

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After spending the entire afternoon in Jade Fish Mountain, Venerable White departed, completely satisfied.

Before leaving, Song Shuhang forced eight hundred yuan on the administrator—the activity was originally calculated on a per-person basis, with each person paying forty or fifty yuan, enough to eat as much as they wanted.

For an ordinary person, even if they ate freely, how much could they possibly eat until their teeth ached? But Senior White is a living, breathing bug; he ate an unknown amount of food all afternoon.

If Song Shuhang hadn't only brought 800 yuan in cash with him this time, he would definitely have slipped even more money to the administrator.

After leaving Jade Fish Mountain, Venerable White happily rode his Little Sheep Electric Scooter.

He was in a daze on the way here, and hadn't yet experienced the fun of riding an electric scooter. He'll definitely have to experience riding an electric scooter properly when he gets back.

Just then, Song Shuhang's phone rang.

When Song Shuhang opened the caller ID, he saw it was from his miserable Senior Brother Zhou.

"Fellow Shuhang? I've already sent people to the accident site to take care of things. The wrecked hand tractor has been repaired, and the road has been fixed. There are no traces left, so don't worry," Senior Brother Zhou said on the phone.

"Thank you, Senior Brother Zhou... Also, is there any news about Doudou and Little Monk Guo Guoguo?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Hehehe... Not a single clue. Doudou knows me too well; it's figured out all my tricks and methods for finding it. Over the years, it's become an elite counter-surveillance expert. Now, I can only rely on luck." Senior Brother Zhou sighed heavily.

Upon hearing this, Song Shuhang felt a pang of sadness.

"By the way, Senior Brother Zhou, Doudou and Little Monk Guoguo logged into the Nine Provinces Number One Group this morning. Perhaps they bought a new phone, or some other mobile device. I don't know if this clue will be of any use to you?" Song Shuhang.

"Thanks, it should be of some use," Zhou Li said with a sigh.

"Good luck, senior brother. After we catch Doudou this time, I'll take him to the Eastern Sea for fun. It'll be at least a week or two. You should take this opportunity to rest well. Also, seize the chance to go on a date with the @#%×Fairy or something," Song Shuhang.

"Thank you, thank you," Senior Brother Zhou said, his voice choked with emotion.

Song Shuhang silently hung up the phone— Senior Brother Zhou is so easily satisfied.

After Shuhang hung up the phone, Venerable White suddenly asked with a worried look, "Shuhang, I have a question. If Doudou and the little monk Guoguo are not found... will our plan to go to the Eastern Sea have to be delayed or canceled?"

"Senior Brother Zhou should be able to find Doudou before tomorrow, right?" Song Shuhang chuckled dryly. He had originally been quite confident in Senior Brother Zhou, but now it seemed like a pipe dream to think he could bring Doudou and the little monk back before tomorrow.

Venerable White: "..."

"Let's go back first," Venerable White said earnestly. "Then... I'll go find Doudou and the little monk!"

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