This Was Like Riding on Someone's Back and Taking a Dump!

The Little Sheep Electric Scooter Venerable White and Song Shuhang home on a leisurely ride...

On his way home, Venerable White still did not use the Acceleration Formation.

Firstly, Venerable White's riding of the electric scooter was just a passing fancy, something he wanted to experience.

Secondly, the journey is relatively short, only six stops in total, so there's no need to race.

When I got home, it seemed that Mom Song had gone out on some business and wasn't home.

Venerable White then returned to his room with Song Shuhang.

"I'll go find Doudou and the little monk, and try to get them back before tomorrow." Venerable White began to tidy up his phone and took out his Meteor Sword.

Then he said to Song Shuhang, "Shuhang, extend your hand."

Song Shuhang out his hand in confusion.

The Venerable White One extended his finger and used his spiritual power to inscribe a pattern on Song Shuhang's wrist—before long, a beautiful Three-Dimensional Calabash Brothers pattern appeared on Song Shuhang's wrist.

This pattern looks familiar.

"The Myriad-Mile Escape Technique'?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.

"No, this is a location coordinate. With this coordinate, no matter where you are in the world, as long as you are not blocked by someone using special methods, I can locate your position. After I find Doudou and Little Doudou, I will call you. Then, I will use Disposable Flying Sword to send them back," Venerable White explained.

Disposable Flying Sword, send it back? Great idea!

"Great!" Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up. "Also, Senior White, I strongly suggest that the flying sword used to send back the little monk be set to four times the normal speed, and the flying sword used to send Doudou back be set to fifty times the normal speed! Let them experience the thrill firsthand!"

"No problem," Venerable White nodded.

"By the way, senior, there's something else I'd like to ask you for a favor." Song Shuhang suddenly remembered something.

Then, he retrieved the 'Overlord Shatter Saber' and handed it to Venerable White: "Senior, could you inscribe an array on this Overlord Shatter Saber make it invisible and prevent ordinary people from seeing it?"

If we're going to visit the Eastern Sea Vacation Island next, we'll need to make the Overlord Shatter Saber invisible so we can take it with us.

"That's easy," said Venerable White.

He then extended his finger and carved on the Overlord Shatter Saber, inscribing it with formations, Spirit-Gathering Formation, and counter-reconnaissance arrays.

In this way, apart from Venerable White and Song Shuhang, ordinary people would not be able to see this 'Overlord Shatter Saber'. Of course, this formation was just drawn casually by Venerable White, and any cultivator could still see the Overlord Shatter Saber.

"Then, I'll head out to find Doudou first. I'll contact you later," said Venerable White.

It would be best if we could find Doudou before tomorrow... But it's okay if it's already late when we find Doudou, since Senior White has set up coordinates on Song Shuhang anyway.

When Song Shuhang at his destination, a flying sword will be able to reach him by following the coordinates.

The Venerable White stepped onto the Meteor Sword and soared into the sky.

With Senior White going to find Doudou and the others, Song Shuhang felt much more at ease.

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At dinner time.

Mom Song asked Shuhang in confusion, "Hey, Shuhang, has your sweet-talking friend left too?"

"Ah, he's going to pick up a friend's naughty kid, he might not be back for a few days," Song Shuhang replied.

"Oh dear, it was quite lively before, with so many guests, but now they're all leaving," said Mom Song regretfully. She was someone who enjoyed lively gatherings.

To be honest, if the two-child policy hadn't been introduced so late, she and her Dad Song would have liked to have another child.

So in recent years, the Mom Song complained about most was the two-child policy. She wished that the policy could have been implemented ten years earlier, so that she could have given Song Shuhang a cute little sister.

"Hehe, it'll get lively in a few days after Song Bai brings his friend's child over." Song Shuhang finished his soup and laughed, "By the way, Mom, a friend of my roommate Gao Moumou is inviting us to a resort island in the Eastern Sea. I'm leaving in a couple of days. It'll probably be a ten-day trip."

Mom Song's eyes lit up. "With that girl named Soft Feather?"

"Haha, Soft Feather has other things to do. But she said she'll come if she has enough time."

Dad Song slowly swallowed his food and asked, "Do you have enough money?"

"It's enough. I sometimes help my seniors with their work at school and get paid for it," Song Shuhang chuckled, even though the way he got paid was a bit violent.

Dad Song nodded silently.

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In the sky above China, a giant Pekingese lies perched on a commercial airliner bound for Beijing.

A small monk was curled up in a ball inside the fur of a huge Pekingese dog.

It was Doudou and the little monk Guoguo, the two of them hitchhiking on a plane—why were they hitchhiking? Because they were out of money. The last bit of money the little monk earned from selling himself last time had all been used to buy a large-screen Chinese-made mobile phone...

"Senior Doudou, is it really a good idea for us to escape to the capital?" the Guoguo asked worriedly.

Whenever he recalled the two [sweat-wiping emoji] and [kitchen knife emoji] that Abbot Profound Principle had sent in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, he felt extremely panicked.

The abbot was so angry he even brandished a kitchen knife! Does this mean Abbot Profound Principle wants to chop him up with a kitchen knife? Even if he doesn't chop him up with a kitchen knife, he's probably going to get a beating.

Doudou said smugly, "Don't worry, don't panic. Based on my years of experience running away from home, everyone at home is very angry when you first run away. Just like Shuhang is now, he'll yell that he'll beat the shit out of you! But, you know, there's a saying that human nature is inherently base!"

It began to teach the little Guoguo its "Runaway-from-Home Heart Scripture": "When you run away from home and don't return for a long time, and they still can't find you, they'll start to panic! At that time, all their anger will be filled with 'worry.' Then, after finally finding you and bringing you back, they'll pamper and cherish you like a treasure."

"Is that really true?" the little Guoguo asked with a serious yet expectant expression.

"Don't worry, I can guarantee it. That's how Yellow Mountain Big Fool is. Every time I run away from home, he acts all angry. But if he can't find me for ten days or half a month, he's not angry at all. He's just worried about why I haven't come home yet. When he finally finds me, I'm the boss of the house. They'll treat me to all the best food and drinks!" Doudou said proudly.

--The only downside to this trick is that you can't use it too often. After using it too much, that Yellow Mountain Big Fool is now indifferent to its running away from home and doesn't worry about it at all. Damn it, I really want to bite him!

After being brainwashed by Doudou, the Guoguo felt much more at ease.

"Will Shuhang come looking for us?" the little monk asked.

"Definitely," Doudou said confidently. "With his kind and gentle nature, he's probably looking for us all over the world right now."

The little monk nodded secretly—a warmth filled his heart; he seemed to understand a little why Senior Doudou liked to 'run away from home'.

"Achoo, achoo! Huh? That's strange, why do I suddenly have a bad feeling?" Doudou sneezed several times while lying on the top of the plane. It rubbed its nose with its paw. Just now, when the words "Song Shuhang is probably searching for us all over the world" were mentioned, a Vigilance inexplicably arose in its heart. This is the super-sensitive animal intuition of dogs!

Could it be that Shuhang, this kind-hearted guy, was really angered? They say that when a kind-hearted person gets angry, they are truly terrifying.

Just as Doudou was pondering this, suddenly, the plane beneath her began to shake violently up and down.

Passengers screamed, and the scene was a mess.

This happened during flight; the plane suddenly encountered strong turbulence...

"A sudden turbulence? Woof~ I hope there won't be a plane crash?" Doudou said dejectedly—I was just hitchhiking.

Well... if something really goes wrong, I'll do my best to save some passengers. With Doudou abilities, I can't handle the strong turbulence affecting the plane; I can only save a few people at most.

Fortunately, this strong airflow only lasted for a very short time.

After things calmed down, the flight attendants began to comfort the frightened passengers.

The passengers all looked like they had escaped death, and some even cried tears of joy.

"Nothing's wrong, saves me the trouble of taking action." Doudou stuck out her tongue and lay down again.

Just then, the little monk on its back had a stern face and looked very distressed.

"Guoguo?" Doudou asked, puzzled.

At the same time, Doudou's keen sense of smell detected an unpleasant odor...

"Senior Doudou... I've soiled my pants!" the little monk said weakly.

Perhaps it was because he had been treated for hemorrhoids for three consecutive days, with the treatment device being inserted into his anus each time? Or perhaps he was still adjusting after his hemorrhoids were cured? In any case, he felt that his anus was a little loose these past two days.

He was in a rush while fleeing this morning and hadn't had a chance to defecate yet; he felt the urge the whole way. Plus, the plane was shaking violently, so he accidentally soiled himself.

Doudou: "..."

So what if he wets his pants? The little monk is only six years old; it's understandable that he might wet his pants occasionally, given his age.

But the problem is—the little monk is now lying on its back, and it's keeping him warm by wrapping him in its fur.

This is someone taking a dump while riding on its back!

"Senior Doudou... I didn't mean to." The little monk's serious face was twisted into a pretzel.

"Don't say anything more." Doudou sighed heavily. "Let's find a place to take care of your crotch first."

What else could it do? The little monk was still young; should it harshly reprimand him?

What good will scolding do? Will the little monk cry his heart out? And then he'll still have to clean up the poop in his pants, won't he?

After letting out another deep sigh, Doudou grabbed the little monk with her paws and jumped off the plane.

So why did this mighty Great Demon Hound have to stoop to changing a brat's pants?

Doudou suddenly began to doubt whether it was a mistake to listen to the little monk's request and take him to play the 'running away from home' game.