And light a candle for young friend Song Shuhang while we're at it

If you really pinched onion tip off yourself, why would you put that small piece of onion tip in your pocket instead of consuming it?

Did I accidentally pinch Onion Lady's head on the Mysterious Island? And am I planning to stick it back on when we leave the island?

"Boss, my onion tip!" At this moment, the Onion Lady on the Enlightenment Stone in the pocket cried out, "You wretched Song Shuhang, it was you who pinched my scallion tips!"

"Stop fooling around! Stop yelling, I don't even have any memories of the Mysterious Island." Song Shuhang carefully examined the tip of the scallion and asked, "Onion Lady, if I glue this scallion tip back on, can you restore it to its original state?"

"How could you possibly stick it back together? What would you use to stick it? Glue?! I'll pinch your head off and then try to glue it back on!" Onion Lady was furious. She had finally managed to grow this little bit of onion sprout again, and it had been so difficult, only to have her head pinched off. It hurt so much! If Song Shuhang didn't apologize properly, she would never forgive him!

"That makes sense." Song Shuhang wrapped the scallion tip back in paper and then put it into the 'Rabbit Shrinking Bag'.

Since it's too late to glue it back on, let's just keep this scallion tip for now.

Since we've already picked them, it would be a waste to throw them away. They might come in handy later—for example, when he's attempting to break through the 'Dragon Gate Leap,' if he wants to quickly accumulate internal Blood Qi, processing these onion tip and consuming them would definitely have a very good effect.

After carefully putting away the onion tip, Shuhang said to Onion Lady, "If I really did pinch off your scallion tips... then I'll definitely find a way to make it up to you later!"

"How will you compensate me?" The remaining half of Onion Lady's onion body swelled up slightly, like she was puffing out her chubby cheeks!

"I haven't thought of how to make it up to you yet. I'll see if there's an opportunity in the future. With you in this state, even if I wanted to make it up to you, I can't think of any way to do so. How about I get you another scallion seedling as a companion?" Song Shuhang replied.

"Not a shred of sincerity," Onion Lady replied resentfully, but the slightly swollen upper half of the onion calmed down—this silly onion was surprisingly easy to handle.

"Don't worry, I, Song Shuhang, always keep my word. I'll definitely find a way to make it up to you after I say I'll compensate you," Song Shuhang said earnestly.

Onion Lady's cultivation method seems to be Buddhist Sect technique... However, this Buddhist Sect technique is not very compatible with Onion Lady. Onion Lady has been cultivating for over three hundred years and hasn't even broken through to the First-Grade Realm.

Or, if I have the chance, I could try changing the cultivation technique for Onion Lady myself. If Buddhist Sect techniques don't work, I can try Daoist School or Confucian Sect.

Thinking of this, Song Shuhang secretly noted down this option.

Then, holding the Enlightenment Stone, he began to meditate and refine his spiritual power.

He didn't know how much time had passed, but when Song Shuhang finished meditating, Senior Copper Trigram Immortal Master returned outside, carrying several wild game pieces.

Meanwhile, Venerable White was still guarding 'Wolf One' and the others, and had not yet returned.

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master skillfully lit a fire outside the tent, then took out a barbecue grill from his cart and skinned and butchered the wild game.

Put it on the shelf, sprinkle with seasonings, and start grilling. It seems that the immortal master's 'Wilderness Survival' skills are maxed out -- this is because when he was not strong, he often had to hide in deep mountains and forests or in the vast ocean after being chased and killed after divination. At that time, he was young and could not Grain-Avoidance Realm, so he eventually developed survival skills through sheer hardship.

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master chuckled and said, "Come, try my cooking. It's been years since I've made anything, and I feel quite rusty."

Doudou squatted to one side, drooling.

Guoguo... hid in the tent, afraid to come out, lest he break his vows.

"I'll go call Senior White over for dinner," Song Shuhang said.

Wolf One and the others still hadn't arrived, and there was no point in Venerable White waiting on the beach any longer. It would be better to let Senior White have something to eat first.

"Go ahead." The Copper Trigram Immortal Master smiled slightly and gave Song Shuhang a meaningful look... Well, just now, when he was hunting wild game and returned with a full load, he casually took a few selfies, then logged into the Nine Provinces Number One Group, intending to post some selfies in the group to show off.

Then, as soon as he logged into the "Nine Provinces Number One Group", his phone screen was flooded with chat history, giving him the illusion that his phone was about to crash.

After finally calming down, just as Copper Trigram Immortal Master was about to post the 'selfies', the chat history of the Nine Provinces Number One Group started popping up at lightning speed, instantly reaching 99 messages.

Moreover, the images were all flooding the screen... Because the signal on the island was not very good, the images received by the Copper Trigram Immortal Master were still in the buffering stage, and he hadn't seen the content of the images for a long time.

What's wrong with everyone in the group today? Why are they spamming the group so insanely?

Did they find some amusing topics to chat about?

After finally managing to get these images out little by little, the Copper Trigram Immortal Master was completely dumbfounded!

What did I see?

A cute and playful version of... Senior White with twin tails?

Senior White with a single ponytail?

And what about the Senior White with her hair braided and coiled on top of her head?

Various images of Senior White.

This is dominating the screen!

Furthermore, the profile pictures of the fellow cultivators chatting in the group have all been changed to various versions of Senior White... It feels like the entire group is in complete chaos.

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master was completely baffled for a long time... What's going on today?

Did he open the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' incorrectly? Why do I feel like I'm falling behind even though I've only been offline for a short while?

Let me see the root cause of this 'Senior White's spam'.

So, the Copper Trigram Immortal Master switched to phone mode, opened the chat history on the chat software, and scrolled up the chat history.

It's terrifying! These fellow cultivators in the group have sent nearly 60,000 messages in the chat. The speed at which cultivators type is incredible is simply unimaginable for ordinary people.

Finally, he found the source of the problem—shortly after his friend Song Shuhang borrowed his phone, Soft Feather of Spirit Butterfly Island uploaded a shared file called 'Senior White Sticker Pack' to the group chat.

This shared file is the core and root of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group's' insane and rampant spamming.

After a third of a second of hesitation, the Copper Trigram Immortal Master decisively chose to download the file. Although the network speed was a bit slow and unpredictable, after a long period of instability, he still managed to download the file successfully.

To boost his trendiness, Copper Trigram Immortal Master didn't hesitate to change to a 'White Venerable's Disdain' emoji—this emoji is the best!

He felt that after changing his profile picture to this one, whenever he had a chance to chat with Northern River's Loose Cultivator, he could be constantly looking down on the Northern River. It gave him a really good feeling!

Then, he continued reading through the chat history... Soon, he came across a conversation that caught his eye.

That was a conversation between True Lord Yellow Mountain and Soft Feather.

True Lord Yellow Mountain: "Whose hands are these? Could they be the ones who dressed up for Senior White?"

"Those are Senior Song's hands." -- Soft Feather of Spirit Butterfly Island replied.

I remember... Venerable White also joined the Nine Provinces Number One Group, right? And it was young friend Song Shuhang who personally taught Venerable White how to join the group.

The Venerable White should be able to see this chat log, right?

Definitely... Given the insane level of chatter among the fellow cultivators in the group, Venerable White would definitely notice this chat log as soon as he logs on and checks the group!

"Youth is truly wonderful," the Copper Trigram Immortal Master thought to himself.

By the way, a big thumbs up for Soft Feather... and a little candle for my friend Song Shuhang!

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Song Shuhang had no idea that Soft Feather had uploaded the 'Senior White Sticker Pack' to the group space—he never imagined that the file Soft Feather was going to send him would be this terrifying 'Senior White Sticker Pack'.

If he knew this now, he would be silently digging a hole for himself on the deserted island and burying himself in it.

Therefore, sometimes ignorance is bliss.

Song Shuhang walked happily toward Senior White.

At this moment, Senior White sat cross-legged on a large rock, one hand supporting his chin, the other silently scrolling through his phone. Senior White's face was calm, his long, black hair cascading down his back, swaying gently in the sea breeze; the scene was as beautiful as a painting.

"Senior White, it's getting late. Wolf One and the others haven't returned yet. Why don't we go back and get something to eat?" Song Shuhang called out to Venerable White from afar.

With Venerable White's strength, he had long since reached the state of the Grain-Avoidance Realm, no longer needing to eat. However, since emerging from seclusion, he has been living a normal life, enjoying three meals a day and the routines of modern living.

"Hmm?" Upon hearing Song Shuhang's voice, Venerable White turned around and smiled slightly at Song Shuhang: "Is it lunchtime already?"

"Yes, Senior Copper Trigram just hunted a few wild game. They look delicious and smell wonderful," Song Shuhang replied with a smile.

Venerable White nodded silently. "I've heard about Fellow Copper Trigram Gua's cooking skills in the group before. In terms of taste alone, it's almost comparable to the culinary skills of cultivators from the Immortal Chef Lineage. Let's go, let's try it."

With that, Venerable White put away his phone, then lightly leaped down from the large boulder, landing precisely beside Song Shuhang.

The two walked side by side toward the tent.

As they walked, Venerable White casually asked, "By the way Shuhang, do you think it would be interesting if I changed my hairstyle?"

"Huh?" Song Shuhang turned his head with a confused look, and looked at Senior White with a puzzled expression.

--At this point, we have to mention how terrifying the amnesia ability on the Mysterious Island is. Because of the 'Memory-Sealing Spell' spell, Song Shuhang's head is now like mush, and his reaction ability is half a beat slower.

Under normal circumstances, upon hearing keywords such as "Venerable White," "changing hairstyle," and "interesting, "Song Shuhang's brain's "keyword search function" would immediately connect it to the recent incident where he and Soft Feather took countless photos of Venerable White, a truly foolish act.

But now, Song Shuhang's brain is malfunctioning in 'keyword search', so he looks completely bewildered.

Seeing Song Shuhang's bewildered expression, Venerable White smiled slightly and remained silent.

"What hairstyle should I get?" Song Shuhang asked blankly.

The two continued walking side by side.

After walking a few more steps, Venerable White reached out and grabbed a handful of his long hair, one on each side, and then lifted it up. "Like this hairstyle?"

Song Shuhang turned his head and glanced back at Senior White —ah? This hairstyle is exactly the twin-tail version of Venerable White.

Song Shuhang froze!

Song Shuhang Spartacus!

Song Shuhang's mouth was wide open!

Even if his brain was completely muddled at this moment, seeing Senior White's appearance immediately reminded him of the time when he and Soft Feather had conspired to commit such a foolish act.

Why did Venerable White suddenly make that hairstyle move?

Was Senior White suddenly in a good mood and wanted to change his hairstyle to alter his style? Or did he discover the things Soft Feather and he had done back then that were so reckless?

That's impossible. They kept it very secret back then; only I and Miss Soft Feather knew about it... Unless, Soft Feather leaked it out?

Wait... will Soft Feather expose this?

Song Shuhang immediately recalled the scene from not long ago when he borrowed Senior Copper Trigram's phone to chat with Miss Soft Feather... Instantly, a chill ran down Mr. Song as he realized an extremely terrifying possibility!

He swallowed hard, but his mouth still felt dry, and he couldn't make a sound.

"Hehe." Venerable White let down his long hair and chuckled.

The Venerable White's expression remained calm as water, and he walked forward with a slow, light gait.

Song Shuhang's face was stiff, his steps mechanical, and his pace heavy as he took a few steps forward.

Suddenly, he tripped over a small stone and fell flat on his face. The fall was unexpected and a little painful.

Miss Soft Feather... please don't betray me!

No, I absolutely have to get Copper Trigram Immortal Master's phone again to see what file Soft Feather posted in the group chat.

In addition, he also needed to contact Senior Su Clan’s Seven, as the 'Dragonbone Withered Vine' that Su Clan’s Sixteen needed had already arrived.

Next, Mingming, the Copper Trigram Immortal Master, was incredibly skilled at cooking, and the wild game he prepared was delicious. However, Song Shuhang couldn't taste any flavor at all.

He awkwardly ate a little, then prepared to borrow the phone from the Copper Trigram Immortal Master to check the file that Miss Soft Feather had sent to the group space.

However, just as he was about to borrow a phone from Senior Copper Trigram... Copper Trigram Immortal Master wiped his mouth and laughed heartily, "Well then, young friend Song Shuhang, Senior White, Little Guoguo, Doudou, you all should rest well after you finish eating. This immortal master still has some things to take care of. See you later."

After saying that, the Copper Trigram Immortal Master took a light step, and a flying sword floated beneath his feet, lifting him into the air—he had spent so much time building that altar that morning.

Now that the right time, the right place, and the right people have all come together, he is about to set up an altar and perform a ritual.

Song Shuhang opened his mouth... but his body stiffened.

"It's getting late, everyone should get some rest. Shuhang, move Miss Chu Chu to a tent. Doudou and Little Guoguo will share a tent." Venerable White elegantly put down his tableware and smiled slightly.

It's getting late...

May those who deserve rest in peace.

No, you should rest. Everyone should get some rest early...

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