Senior White played with ants
I slept soundly through the night, and the world remains peaceful today.
Song Shuhang woke up early in the morning and let out a heavy sigh.
Senior White didn't invite him to go bungee jumping... Perhaps Senior White really just had a sudden whim yesterday, wanting to change his hairstyle or something?
He secretly speculated and hoped.
This is the ostrich mentality—it is said that when an ostrich is driven to a dead end, it buries its head in the sand. It thinks that if it can't see the enemy, the enemy can't see it either; this is a mentality of escaping reality.
People sometimes do this, always finding excuses and possibilities to comfort themselves. They wrap themselves up with reasons to create a sense of security.
"I hope the world remains peaceful today... I hope I can get through today safely." Song Shuhang made a wish to the void after getting up.
Then, he crawled out of the tent, intending to find a place to wash up.
When Song Shuhang crawled out of the tent, he saw that the fire from yesterday's barbecue had been lit again. Copper Trigram Immortal Master, wearing that cowboy hat, was busy at the barbecue grill.
There were many wild game skewers on the barbecue grill, as well as some wild vegetables and other vegetarian dishes, clearly prepared for the young monk.
"Senior Copper Trigram is surprisingly meticulous," Song Shuhang thought to himself. At the same time, he noticed that Senior Copper Trigram's cowboy hat seemed a bit bigger today, looking more like a stylish wide-brimmed hat? Was it not the same hat as yesterday?
"Good morning, Senior Copper Trigram," Song Shuhang waved and said.
"Good morning, young friend Shuhang. There's a water source about 100 meters to my right. You can go wash up there and then come back for something to eat," Senior Copper Trigram replied without turning his head.
"Thank you, senior. You've worked hard." Song Shuhang replied subconsciously, then groggily moved towards the senior's right side.
After taking two steps, Song Shuhang suddenly stiffened—he felt something was off.
It was Senior Copper Trigram's voice, but something felt off. The voice just now sounded soft and delicate, almost like a woman's?
Song Shuhang suddenly turned around and looked towards the barbecue grill.
Senior Copper Trigram was still dressed in a white tank top, denim shorts, and a cowboy hat!
But what's with the high bulge on Senior Copper Trigram's chest at this moment? The astonishing curve stretched his white tank top, turning it into a sexy crop top.
And that slender waist...
And beneath the cropped, washed denim jeans, two sections of fair, slender calves were visible...
Finally, there was her face: Pretty Forehead eyebrows, a charming smile, beautiful eyes, and a touch of vermilion between her brows.
Girl!
"Senior Copper Trigram?" Song Shuhang asked in surprise, pointing at the girl.
"Hey, aren't you going to wash up?" The Copper Trigram Immortal Master looked up, revealing a beautiful and radiant smile. His looks were so stunning they were practically bewitching.
"Senior, what's wrong with your appearance?!" Song Shuhang exclaimed in shock. Why did the Copper Trigram Immortal Master transform from a burly man into a beautiful and charming Copper Trigram @#%×Fairy after I woke up?
Is this world distorted?
Or am I actually dreaming right now?
"Oh, you mean my appearance?" The Copper Trigram Immortal Master smiled slightly. "This is Disguise Technique! You've been in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' for so long, you should have heard that my Disguise Technique is quite advanced."
Disguise Technique, oh, I have indeed heard of Senior Copper Trigram's Disguise Technique in the group.
But senior, your current state is something that can't be explained by mere Disguise Technique disguise!
"Hey, senior, can Disguise Technique even change body shape?" Song Shuhang couldn't help but complain, "Isn't this already a transformation spell? The change is too drastic!"
What's with those unscientific breast sizes? How do people achieve such tiny waists? And how do they get those long, slender Little White legs?
"Disguise Technique, combined with Bone-Shrinking Skill, changing body shape and appearance is very easy for me!" Copper Trigram Immortal Master said proudly, putting down the barbecue tongs as he spoke.
Then, the immortal master showed Song Shuhang her current beautiful figure—touching her belly button with her hand behind her back, oh yeah~~ super Disguise Technique, that's how capricious she is!
"Wait, senior, let me catch my breath." Song Shuhang rubbed his temples hard, then his eyes, and then his face.
I looked again at the senior master of the Copper Trigram Immortal Master.
The Copper Trigram Immortal Master smiled sweetly at him.
Song Shuhang repeated the above set of actions, then looked at the Copper Trigram Immortal Master and calmly asked, "Senior, can you tell me your gender?"
"This is my biggest secret," the Copper Trigram Immortal Master chuckled smugly. "No one in the entire Nine Provinces Number One Group knows my gender or my true appearance. Hehehe~~"
Senior, this is nothing to be proud of!
No wonder, when Copper Trigram Immortal Master and Northern River's Loose Cultivator made their agreement to hold the 'Battle at the Forbidden Summit' three months later, Northern River's Loose Cultivator complained that he couldn't find Copper Trigram Immortal Master.
This kind of Disguise Technique that completely alters not only appearance but also body shape and even aura is a total bug! It's like a character in a movie suddenly getting a different actor halfway through—how are you supposed to recognize them?
Speaking of which, the Forbidden Summit, agreed upon by Senior Northern River and Copper Trigram Immortal Master, is about to begin in about a month, right?
He absolutely had to buy a plane ticket to Beijing; he couldn't afford to miss this major battle.
Wait a minute... where did we get to?!
Song Shuhang shook his head vigorously. "Senior, why did you suddenly change into women's clothing?"
"Why did you change into women's clothing?" Copper Trigram Immortal Master pointed to his lips, then revealed a bright smile, "Of course, it's because of Venerable White!"
"?" Song Shuhang looked confused.
"Don't you think it's dangerous to face Venerable White as a man? There's always a feeling that your worldview will be distorted. In that case, if I become a woman, I shouldn't have to worry about this anymore, right? It feels like I'm quite immune to Venerable White in this form," the Copper Trigram Immortal Master said smugly.
Song Shuhang nodded silently.
Then, he gave the Copper Trigram Immortal Master a thumbs up, revealing a bright smile, his white teeth gleaming in the morning sun.
Then, Song Shuhang, "Good morning Senior White."
"Good morning." A calm voice sounded behind the Copper Trigram Immortal Master.
The Copper Trigram Immortal Master turned his head stiffly.
Then he saw the Venerable White squatting not far behind him, playing with ants on the ground.
There were more than thirty little ants crawling around under Senior White's fingertips. When they finally managed to crawl away, Venerable White would gently flick them back and continue playing with them.
Copper Trigram Immortal Master swallowed hard. He could only think that Bai was indeed Seventh-Grade Venerable. Even though they were so close, he couldn't sense Senior White's aura at all.
Seemingly sensing the gaze of the Copper Trigram Immortal Master, Venerable White turned around and nodded to him. "Good morning, Fellow Copper Trigram Immortal Master Copper Trigram."
As he spoke, Venerable White stretched out his finger and crushed the cute little ant on the ground to death.
The Copper Trigram Immortal Master was immediately moved to tears.