Senior Song Sticker Pack

After Gongzi Hai disappeared, Song Shuhang's expression calmed down.

He rubbed his temples— Gongzi Hai was undoubtedly a big problem, and to be honest, Song Shuhang really didn't want to have anything to do with someone like Gongzi Hai.

Dealing with such insidious, ruthless, and highly intelligent individuals is exhausting. These cunning and treacherous fellows also don't fit Song Shuhang's lifestyle.

It seems we need to trade the 'Blood God Diamond' and Senior Seven Lives Talisman as soon as possible, so that Gongzi Hai can face off against Senior Seven Lives Talisman head-on.

Song Shuhang had learned from Venerable White that the Seven Lives Talisman Senior's backing was incredibly powerful; destroying the mighty 'Empty Thieves' Sect' would be a piece of cake for him!

"Soft Feather, can I borrow your phone to log in to my chat account?" Song Shuhang asked Soft Feather.

His phone was confiscated by Venerable White, who ostensibly to convert it into a genuine "Global Pass" phone. However, Song Shuhang suspected that Venerable White was doing this to prevent him from prematurely informing the seniors in the group, which would ruin the "meteor Shower Plan"...

"Wait a minute, I'll send the video to Senior Su Clan’s Seven first!" Soft Feather's slender fingers flew across the phone screen, quickly sending the video of 'Gongzi Hai' to Su Clan’s Seven.

One can imagine that when Su Clan’s Seven received this video, his anger level increased by 100, and his destructive power multiplied by 300. It's estimated that even more branches and factions of the Limitless Demon Sect will be wiped out, which is truly a happy thing.

After sending the message, Soft Feather logged out of her account and handed her phone to Song Shuhang.

"Thank you." Song Shuhang took the phone and quickly logged into his account.

When Song Shuhang logged into his account, the 999 message boxes in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' appeared.

Song Shuhang casually opened the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Then, he went blind!

Various expressions of Senior White are flooding the screen.

The senior members in the group have all changed their profile pictures to various expressions of the Venerable White.

The Venerable White with twin ponytails, the Venerable White with a single ponytail, the Venerable White with a bun hairstyle, the Venerable White with a flower bud hairstyle, the Venerable White with a court-style hairstyle. He almost thought that all the seniors in the group had become the Senior White's alternate accounts.

Then there's the group chat history.

Adorable Senior White, Shy Senior White, Cute Senior White Praying, Sad Senior White Sweating, Venerable White's Disdain, Senior White's Blessing, Senior White's Anger...

Take a deep breath, take a deep breath!

Although Song Shuhang had already guessed that Soft Feather had sent the 'Senior White Sticker Pack' to the group chat... he was mentally prepared to see all sorts of 'Senior White emoji packs' when he opened the chat group.

However... when he actually saw so many dazzling 'Senior White's expressions,' Song Shuhang realized that his mental preparation was far too fragile and utterly vulnerable!

"If you don't court death, you won't die." Why can't the experienced members of the group understand this simple truth?

Or perhaps, the two seniors, Mad Blade Senior Three Waves and Copper Trigram Immortal Master, subtly raised the 'suicidal tendencies' of all the seniors in the group?

Scrolling down the chat history, Song Shuhang discovered that the fellow cultivators in the group had begun to seriously discuss how to modify a hand-held tractor.

However, there are still a few seniors who, with the mentality of "since we're already in a mess, let's just let it rot," often post Senior White's emojis in the "Nine Provinces Number One Group."

For example, the Fairy Lychee loves using the "Senior White is so cute" emoticon—she's addicted to it and can't stop.

For example, a certain fortune teller still frequently uses a "White Venerable's Disdain" emoji—this emoji is a must-post image for the Copper Divination Immortal VS Northern River's Loose Cultivator.

For example, there's that Senior Three Waves who's turned into Big Macaque... He really likes to use the 'Senior White's Smile' emoticon.

Perhaps they think... Venerable White's punishment of the 'meteor Shower' is over, and since it's a case of one offense, there shouldn't be a second offense, so they can freely use Senior White's emojis?

How naive!

Song Shuhang said he would wait for the video seeds of the aforementioned predecessors being sent to the depths of space to work as miners.

Take a deep breath, keep taking deep breaths.

Song Shuhang asked Soft Feather, "Soft Feather, did you make all these emojis?"

"Mmm, Senior Song, I did a good job, right?" Soft Feather stared at Song Shuhang with her bright, sparkling eyes, her face saying, 'I'm great, praise me!'

"Very... not bad." Song Shuhang chuckled dryly.

After finally calming himself down, Song Shuhang opened the avatar of 'Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman' and sent a message: [Senior Seven Lives Talisman, when can we meet? I'll trade you the 'Blood God Diamond'.]

The Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman quickly replied, "Young friend Shuhang, don't worry! Didn't Senior White mention in the group chat today that he's going to hold a [Hand Tractor Race]? Just now, Senior White asked me if I was in the Pacific Ocean and also asked for my coordinates. He wants to arrange the finish line of the tractor race directly in the Pacific Ocean. Therefore, he needs my assistance. Young friend Song Shuhang will definitely participate in this race, right? Then let's meet at the finish line!"

Song Shuhang quickly replied, "No, no, no, Senior Seven Lives Talisman, I will not participate in this competition."

Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman: "Eh? Young friend Shuhang isn't participating in this competition? It sounds like it'll be really interesting! But no problem, if you're not participating, you can just come with the audience on a flying magic weapon. I heard that Senior White has invited many fellow Daoists to be the referees and spectators for this competition."

"Then I'll just quietly be my audience. See you at the final stop, Senior Seven Lives Talisman." Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief.

For the sake of the young cultivator surnamed Song's safety, he would absolutely not participate in the competition.

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After ending his call with Senior Seven Lives Talisman, Song Shuhang logged out of his account and prepared to return the phone to Soft Feather.

However, when Song Shuhang logged out of the chat account, he suddenly noticed a folder on Soft Feather's phone screen.

It's perfectly normal to have folders on your phone's home screen; almost everyone has some. And generally speaking, folders represent personal privacy. A good person like Song Shuhang would never click on something to snoop on someone else's privacy!

But... this folder is different!

Because, well, the name of this folder is -- [Senior Song Sticker Pack].

Song Shuhang: "..."

Wait, wait a minute!

Senior Song?

In the Nine Provinces Number One Group, besides Song Shuhang, are there any other seniors with the surname Song?

Perhaps, after all, Song is a common surname in China.

But the problem is—all the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group have Daoist titles! For example, Song Shuhang calls Northern River's Loose Cultivator Sanren "Senior Northern River".

For now, in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group,' the 'Senior Song' that Soft Feather mentioned should be his friend Song Shuhang, right?

So, Song Shuhang's finger, as if acting on its own, tapped the folder.

[No, what if the Senior Song in there isn't me? Wouldn't he be spying on Soft Feather's privacy? That's not gentlemanly behavior, I can't do that!]

Song Shuhang gritted his teeth, preparing to retract his finger.

But then... perhaps it was the touch of his finger, because even though his finger hadn't touched the screen yet, the folder had already opened.

The folder had no password, and Song Shuhang opened it without any problems.

Then, he saw a lot of photos.

Or rather, it should be some source material.

There's a picture of Song Shuhang's distraught expression when he and Venerable White went bungee jumping together.

Images of Song Shuhang on a meteorite in space.

And then there's Song Shuhang's expression when he was launched into the sky by the 'Disposable Song Shuhang 001 Edition' —Did Senior White actually leave an image spell on the 'Song Shuhang 001 Edition'? And even a photo?

There's a picture of Song Shuhang facing the sunlight, his bald head reflecting the light (taken by Doudou).

There's also a photo of bald Song Shuhang wearing a black dress [Holy crap, when was this incredibly embarrassing photo taken by Soft Feather?]

Then there are photos of Song Shuhang and Soft Feather bungee jumping together.

Song Shuhang's lips twitched, and he silently closed the folder.

Is Miss Soft Feather addicted to playing with 'emojis'? After ruining the Venerable White's emojis, is she going to play with the 'Senior Song Sticker Pack' next?

No, we must stop Soft Feather from doing this terrible thing!

But how can we stop the curious Soft Feather?

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"Huh? Senior Song, you saw this document!" At this moment, Soft Feather suddenly leaned over and giggled.

Song Shuhang suddenly felt a sense of guilt, like a thief caught in the act.

"But Senior Song, I haven't finished making this emoji set yet. There's not enough material. Let's take more interesting photos later, and then I'm going to make an emoji set that's even better than the 'Senior White Sticker Pack'!" Soft Feather clenched her fist tightly, the blood of this passionate girl was already boiling.

Song Shuhang quickly said, "Soft Feather, please don't make memes out of me, okay? It's a little embarrassing."

"Don't worry, Senior Song, I'll do it perfectly. You won't feel embarrassed." Soft Feather added earnestly, "Besides, I made this emoji for your own good, Senior Song."

"Huh?" Song Shuhang was dumbfounded. For my own good?

"Senior Song, think about it. Senior White Sticker Pack has already made some memes. If Senior Song doesn't make a meme, what if Senior White gets upset? If Senior White gets upset, he might go out of his way to torment Senior Song," Soft Feather said earnestly.

Song Shuhang: 0_0!

Song Shuhang Orz

What to do when Soft Feather's words make such a good point? He couldn't refute them at all... because he had already been tormented by Venerable White in various ways. For example, being turned into a fish and eaten by Doudou, being eaten by Doudou, being eaten by Doudou...

Facts speak louder than words.