Doudou's Nemesis

Song Shuhang, "Then, I'll have to trouble Soft Feather with my emojis."

"Leave it to me, Senior Song!" Soft Feather patted her large chest and assured, "I'll definitely do a great job!"

"Soft Feather!"

"You're welcome, Senior Song!"

"But, Soft Feather, could you please remove that picture of the black dress? It's too embarrassing."

"No problem, Senior Song. I can handle it, trust me!"

"Okay, then once again, I solemnly hand over my emoji collection to Soft Feather!"

"Leave it to me, Senior Song!"

"Thank you again, Soft Feather."

"Please don't be so polite, Senior Song!"

For some reason, Song Shuhang's eyes quietly welled up with tears.

As they were talking...

"Look, Senior Song, there are shooting stars!" Soft Feather suddenly said, "Three of them! Make a wish upon them, Senior Song. What is your wish?"

Song Shuhang looked up at the sky and saw three shooting stars streaking across the sky and rapidly descending.

Song Shuhang quickly made three wishes. "I don't want to participate in the Hand Tractor Race... I don't want to participate in the Hand Tractor Race... I don't want to participate in the Hand Tractor Race!"

Huh?

Wait!

Of these three meteors, one suddenly started spinning like a windmill while flying. Another suddenly began moving in a 'Z' shape. The third, however, remained unchanged for the time being.

This scene looks so familiar.

Moreover, these three meteors seemed to be falling towards their location?

Ah, I see. This isn't a meteor shower... This is the meteor Shower mode of the 'Disposable Meteor Sword 001 Edition,' only this meteor Shower is falling a little later.

As the three meteors drew closer, Song Shuhang and the others could already hear a scream.

"Ahhhhhh..." A particularly pleasurable scream, from a tenor. The owner of the voice made no attempt to hide his emotions, passionately and unrestrainedly screaming as he pleased.

"Ahhh... Ahhh... Ahhh..." A forced, suppressed scream, a soft, neutral low voice. The owner of the voice seemed to be trying hard not to scream, but couldn't help but scream, and the screams only made the screams sound stranger.

"..." The last one didn't let out any screams; all sound was suppressed.

The three figures drew ever closer.

The last figure was a bald high monk, his hands clasped together, his mouth tightly shut, not uttering a sound.

When Song Shuhang saw him, he immediately associated him with a senior member of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' — Master Profound Principle.

Master Profound Principle of Mouth-Sealing Zen could endure such a situation and remain completely silent.

Unexpectedly, even the Grandmaster was transported here by the 'Disposable Meteor Sword 001 Edition'? Even a highly respected monk like the Grandmaster couldn't resist sending the 'Senior White Sticker Pack'... Since even a high-ranking monk is risking his life, Song Shuhang has completely given up hope on the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group's' limits when it comes to risking their lives.

Then, the figure in the middle, emitting a suppressed yet strange sound, was a man with long hair casually tied in a ponytail. He seemed to practice some special technique, and his skin was as smooth as jade. Most importantly, he wore large, black-rimmed glasses. Do cultivators also need glasses? Or was it some kind of special prop?

The last one, with a bold and unrestrained shout, belonged to... a Black man? Not an Africa man, but a large, dark-skinned man with a buzz cut. His shout was unrestrained and incredibly loud.

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The reason why Master Profound Principle and his two companions were teleported here so late by the 'Disposable Meteor Sword 001 Edition' is because the location of the Master Profound Principle they belong to is rather peculiar.

For example, World's End Wandering Temple is half in the real world and the other half in another dimension.

When Venerable White's 'gift box' was activated, they were Spiral Ascension by the 'Disposable Meteor Sword 001 Edition' and spent half a day wandering around their own sect or otherworldly cave.

After spinning around until I was completely disoriented, I finally realized what had happened.

The three of them finally managed to control the alternate dimension they were in and open the door... which caused some delay.

Coincidentally, the three of them managed to reunite and form the final wave of 'mini meteor Shower '.

At this moment, Venerable White was in the distance, sensed the Disposable Meteor Sword 001 Edition's falling from the sky. Venerable White was setting up the race track, and naturally he could not allow the meteor Shower falling from the sky to disrupt the track setup.

Then, the Venerable One pointed.

Three shooting stars wobbled and landed near Song Shuhang and his companions.

"Awesome, awesome!" Soft Feather's eyes lit up. She felt that this Disposable Meteor Sword was really exciting. She would ask Senior White for another gift in a little while so that she could fly 'piu~~' once more.

Three craters were smashed into the ground.

Then, Master Profound Principle was the first to climb out of the pit. He glanced at Song Shuhang and the other two, smiled slightly, and clasped his hands together in a gesture of respect.

After Senior White posted the 'starry sky bungee jumping' photos of Song Shuhang in the group chat, the seniors in the group remembered this young man who was willing to sacrifice himself. Although he is now bald, his face is still very easy to recognize.

"Greetings, Master Profound Principle." Song Shuhang returned the greeting with his hands clasped together.

Soft Feather and Liu Jianyi, standing beside him, also bowed and said, "Greetings, Abbot Profound Principle."

After Master Profound Principle finished his bow, he looked at Venerable White and Venerable Spirit Butterfly in the distance. His right eyelid started twitching wildly, like he was having a seizure, and he couldn't stop it.

Master Profound Principle: "..."

I have a feeling that a great disaster is about to strike. I wonder if it's too late to leave here and return to my own World's End Wandering Temple?

Then, two other unfamiliar senior members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group also emerged from the pit.

The dark-skinned senior on the left looked at Song Shuhang, grinned, revealing a perfect eight-tooth smile, "You must be young friend Song Shuhang. It's true what they say, meeting you in person is much better than hearing about you. You're quite impressive."

"You flatter me, senior," Song Shuhang said shyly.

The dark-skinned senior smiled slightly, "I am 'Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da' from the Nine Provinces Number One Group. I just finished my three-year seclusion a few days ago, so you may not have seen me in the group yet, young friend Song Shuhang. However, I know a lot about your deeds, young friend Song Shuhang, and the fellow Daoists in the group speak highly of you."

"It's all thanks to the seniors for their high regard," Song Shuhang said with a shy smile.

"Greetings, Senior Guo Da." Soft Feather stepped forward and bowed. Then she secretly transmitted her voice to Song Shuhang and introduced him, "Senior Song, this Senior Guo Da is quite famous in the group. He and Senior Three Waves are the two most distinctive figures in the group."

Song Shuhang blinked—could this dark-skinned Senior Guo Da be just as reckless as Senior Three Waves?

"This Senior Guo Da is not only dark-skinned, but he also likes to make fun of others. What's special is that he only makes fun of himself, which is what you call self-deprecation. After I joined the Nine Provinces Number One Group, my father slowly introduced me to some of the seniors in the group. I heard that Senior Guo Da's favorite thing to do used to be to first post a cute puppy avatar in the group, and then immediately follow up with a picture of 'rubbing the dog's head vigorously with both hands'. He would also add the text 'Angrily rubbing the dog's head upstairs'." Soft Feather Secret Voice Transmission.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "..."

The young girl's skill in Secret Voice Transmission was quite good, but his cultivation level was two major levels higher than hers. As a peak Spirit Emperor, he could easily hear what the young girl was Secret Voice Transmission.

Although he has dark skin... he doesn't like to make fun of himself. He just likes to joke about himself!

[What a unique senior. He only criticizes himself when he's a Black person, yet he's surprisingly kind?] Song Shuhang mentally defined Senior Guo Da.

Then, the last senior member wearing glasses stepped forward. He adjusted his glasses, looked at Song Shuhang, and smiled, "Young friend Shuhang, I am the Young Master Phoenix Slayer from the Nine Provinces Number One Group... Like Guo Da, I recently finished my seclusion. I heard you recently took in Doudou?"

When he mentioned Doudou, Young Master Phoenix Slayer pushed up his glasses, and with a tinkling sound, a cold light seemed to reflect off the lenses.

"Ah, yes, Doudou ran away from home again not long ago, but stayed with me for a while. But Senior Yellow Mountain should be taking Doudou home today," Song Shuhang.

Although Doudou often caused him trouble, she also helped him a lot. With Doudou around, life seemed to become more lively... If Doudou were to go back all of a sudden, Song Shuhang would feel a strange sense of reluctance!

Young Master Phoenix Slayer pushed up his glasses again, the lenses gleaming with a cold light. "Where is Doudou now?"

"It was Senior Yellow Mountain before I left," Song Shuhang replied.

"So, it's still nearby? Hehehe, I can already smell it." Young Master Phoenix Slayer pushed up his glasses again—the lenses constantly reflected a cold light.

Song Shuhang felt immense pressure.

At this moment, Soft Feather secretly Secret Voice Transmission, saying, "Young Master Phoenix Slayer is Fifth-Grade demon cultivator. I don't even know what his true form is... However, I do know that he has a nickname in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, something like 'Doudou's Nemesis'?"

Doudou's Nemesis?

A nemesis of the Pekingese dog, Yao Doudou? Could such a creature even exist in this world?

"By the way, what is Senior White doing?" Young Master Phoenix Slayer pushed up his glasses again and looked at Venerable White and Venerable Spirit Butterfly who were busy in the distance.

Soft Feather replied, "Venerable White said he's preparing a special 'Hand Tractor Race,' and it seems all the seniors from the Nine Provinces Number One Group are going to participate."

"What? Hand Tractor Race?" Young Master Phoenix Slayer's lips twitched. "A hand-operated tractor is a vehicle, isn't it? No way, I get carsick. I have to tell Senior White that I can't participate in this race. I'll get nauseous."

Song Shuhang: "..."

Senior, are you kidding me? You, a Fifth-Grade demon, get carsick?