A car accident in the parking lot
And so, amidst the despair of over 300,000 people, the Dharma King Creation spoke again, "Bright Moon, When Will You Be clear and bright? I raise my cup to ask the blue sky. I wonder what year it is tonight in the celestial palace?"
Here it comes again! The terrifying storm of singing is crashing down once more.
This time, the more than 300,000 spectators were powerless to resist. They felt like salted fish, thrown into the tsunami and toyed with by it.
[Ahhhh, I'm really going to die this time, I'm really going to die.] A weak voice.
[Doctor, doctor, save me! There's still a chance to save me!]
[Mom, this world is so scary. I'm never watching live streams again, never again.]
[I don't want to live anymore, I don't want to live anymore.]
[Elder, I was really wrong... I shouldn't have turned on my voice, save me, Elder.] This was the lament of a lay disciple of the Battle Buddha Sect.
[Lust is a double-edged sword; the @#%×Fairy has misled me, the @#%×Fairy has misled me! From this day forward, I will no longer love the @#%×Fairy.] Is this vow really alright?
[Starting tomorrow, I will become a true monk, abstaining from lust, alcohol, and meat. I am returning to the Battle Buddha Sect to truly become a monk and will no longer be a lay disciple.] I have seen through the illusions of the world.
What a cruel twist of fate!
A chorus of wails erupted.
Once the Dharma King Creation finishes singing this song, it's estimated that China Hospital will have to accept 300,000 patients at once.
Their symptoms are likely dizziness, vomiting, weakness, and so on.
Some of them will definitely suffer from 'music phobia' and 'Song Dynasty poetry phobia', and a large number of them will suffer from 'live broadcast phobia'.
The Prelude to Water Melody "Shuidiao Getou" will become a nightmare for 300,000 people today.
Such a big incident, I wonder how it will be handled?
And what about the recorded singing voice of the Dharma King Creation... Could it one day become a terrifying, pollution-free, unconventional weapon?
************ At this moment, at Yu Jiaojiao's villa.
After bidding farewell to Yu Jiaojiao, Elder Horizon, and Fairy Bie Xue, Song Shuhang took Onion Lady to the garage of the Venerable White near the Jiangnan University Town.
Onion Lady refused to stay, but this time she was willing to follow Song Shuhang. She even transformed back into her onion form and obediently hid in Song Shuhang's 'Inch-Shrinking Bag' —because her nemesis Fairy Bie Xue, had been eyeing her covetously.
She feared that if she stayed at Yu Jiaojiao's villa, her Onion Sprout would be plucked and she would be made into a dish tomorrow.
Arrive at the Venerable White's garage.
Song Shuhang drove out in a domestically produced SUV, then started the navigation and set the destination to the film and television city in the Jiangnan Region.
He hoped that by the time he arrived, the Fairy Flowing Firefly would have already left. That way, he could openly meet with Su Clan’s Sixteen. Song Shuhang prayed silently.
Then, as he drove out of the garage, he noticed a middle-aged man in a suit waiting for him at the garage entrance.
"Hey? It's you, uncle!" Song Shuhang recognized the man immediately—this uncle's Daoist name should be 'Zheng De'.
He was a disciple of the Immortal Farmer Sect. A few months ago, under the instigation of Gongzi Hai and others, he mistakenly believed that 'Su Clan’s Seven' had stolen the Immortal Farmer Sect's 'Seven Radiant Wonderfruit'.
Subsequently, the man tracked the suspect to Jiangnan University Town and eventually found Su Clan’s Sixteen. A series of events then unfolded between him, Sixteen, and Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang stopped the car and looked at Zheng De, whose cultivation was at the Second-Grade Peak, very close to the Third-Grade Realm. He remembered this uncle later becoming the new sect leader of the 'Immortal Farmer Sect,' so why was he near Jiangnan University Town?
Moreover, judging from his appearance, it seems he was waiting for me here?
Zheng De was also sizing up Song Shuhang.
The boy had grown taller and looked much more muscular. His former short hair had grown to waist-length, and he had lost his eyebrows.
Then, his cultivation level... Holy crap, Zheng De's lips twitched violently—more than two months ago, when he met this young man, the other party hadn't even completed the Foundation Establishment stage and was knocked unconscious by his punch. But today, when they met again, this young man, Song Shuhang, was already at the Third-Grade Realm.
Zheng De couldn't help but exclaim, "What kind of cheat are you using?!"
"Haha, Uncle Zheng De has become quite fashionable lately, mastering a lot of modern vocabulary." Song Shuhang chuckled dryly as he got out of the car. "Actually, I've had some fortuitous encounters recently, and my advancement speed has been a bit too fast. However, because of this rapid advancement, I'm now working twice as hard to cultivate and try to solidify my foundation."
After all, his cultivation level at the Second-Grade rank was boosted by "power transfer," so it was somewhat unstable. Therefore, he will try to rebuild his foundation in the coming period.
Uncle Zheng De sighed softly—"Some fortuitous encounters? A little too fast? People in the Cultivation World would cry at your advancement speed, you know?"
Song Shuhang asked, "Uncle Zheng De, is there something you need from me?"
"Yes, that's right. I wanted to find you, but I didn't know where you lived. So I had to wait for you near the university town," Zheng De replied.
He had been staying near Jiangnan University Town for the past few days, waiting for Song Shuhang. However, because the school was on holiday, he didn't run into Shuhang until today.
"Uncle, is there anything I can help you with?" Song Shuhang asked.
Uncle Zheng De took out a seed from his pocket. The seed shimmered with seven colors, clearly indicating that it was something precious.
"These are the Seven Radiant Wonderfruit Seed ... Our Immortal Farmer Sect's mature Seven Radiant Wonderfruit was stolen by thieves from the Moon Saber Sect. It will take a very, very long time to cultivate it again. In the past two months, we have only cultivated a few seeds. It will take hundreds of years to mature it, and it will also require a lot of resources." Uncle Zheng De said this with a bitter smile on his face.
"Uncle, you're giving this to me?" Song Shuhang asked in confusion—when did his relationship with the Immortal Farmer Sect reach such a good level? They're even giving him such a precious 'Seven Radiant Wonderfruit' seed?
Uncle Zheng De blushed and chuckled dryly, "Well... actually, I wanted to give this seed to that young lady from the Heavenly River Su Clan. I know she's suffering from the Heavenly Tribulation. This Seven Radiant Wonderfruit Seed Guoguo as the Seven Radiant Wonderfruit itself, but consuming it will still have some healing effect on the injuries from the Heavenly Tribulation."
Song Shuhang was extremely embarrassed—it turned out that she wanted to use him to pass this item on to Su Clan’s Sixteen.
"Uncle, why don't you give it to Su Clan’s Sixteen yourself?" Song Shuhang asked.
Uncle Zheng De smiled bitterly, "I'm too ashamed to face A-Qi and the others from the Heavenly River Su Clan."
He was stubborn at first and almost made Sixteen's injury worse. But later, not only did Su Clan’s Seven not hold it against him, she also gave him a token to protect the Immortal Farmer Sect.
Zhengde will always remember A-Qi's kindness and Zheng De.
Song Shuhang took the 'Seven Radiant Wonderfruit' seed from Uncle Zheng De's hand. "Alright, then I'll pass it on to Su Clan’s Sixteen. Perfect timing, I need to go see her."
"Young friend Shuhang, I am deeply grateful," Zheng De said earnestly.
"Is there anything else, Uncle?" Song Shuhang asked.
Zheng De shook his head.
This uncle hasn't changed at all; he's been waiting here for days just to give him this seed of the 'Seven Radiant Wonderfruit'.
"By the way, Uncle Zheng De, do you have a cell phone? Let's add each other in the future. If anything comes up... just call my cell phone." Song Shuhang took out his cell phone— the Venerable White's modified phone, top-notch quality, even the Heavenly Tribulation couldn't damage it. It just had a layer of charred black on the surface.
"Is it okay?" Uncle Zheng De took out his phone, exchanged phone numbers with Song Shuhang, and then frantically started operating the phone.
The Immortal Farmer Sect used to live almost entirely in seclusion. Uncle Zheng De's ability to master various modern technological products within two months is already quite an achievement.
After adding the number, Song Shuhang suddenly remembered something. "By the way, Uncle Zheng De, does your Immortal Farmer Sect sell medicinal herbs?"
Not long ago, he obtained a recipe for a 'medicinal bath' from a senior Medicine Master, the same medicinal bath he took in the Golden Coffin at the 'Tomb of Six Cultivations'.
The effect is very good; one soak can significantly improve physical condition.
Although he has now advanced to the Third-Grade, this medicinal bath still has some effect. Moreover, after diluting the ingredients in the bath, it can also strengthen the body for ordinary people, making it perfect for Shuhang's family.
"Young friend, you want to buy medicinal herbs? What kind of herbs?" Zheng De asked.
Song Shuhang listed the medicinal herbs he needed and inquired about their prices.
Zheng De quickly calculated in his mind and replied, "These are all low-grade medicinal herbs, and we have them all here. The price of one serving is around seven grade Third-Grade Spirit Stone."
This price is the same as the price Six Cultivations gave him back then in Tomb of Six Cultivations. It seems that Six Cultivations Xiu really did give him the price at cost back then.
"No problem, give me some then." Song Shuhang took out a Sixth-Grade Spirit Stone: "Exchange it all for medicinal herbs."
Zheng De accepted the Sixth-Grade Spirit Stone and did a quick calculation. "One Sixth-Grade Spirit Stone can be exchanged for more than 857 portions of medicinal herbs. I'll round it up and send you 860 portions later. However, this is a considerable amount, so I need to return to my sect to gather the herbs. I'll deliver them to you then!"
"Zheng De. Just let me know when you're delivering the goods. I'll tell you the delivery address." Song Shuhang beamed.
"If you need any medicinal herbs in the future, just come to me. Even if our Immortal Farmer Sect doesn't have them ourselves, we can get them from some sects that cultivate spiritual herbs at prices lower than the market price. At that time, I will definitely give you a reasonable price," Uncle Zheng De said with a smile.
"No problem, Uncle, it's a pleasure doing business with you." Song Shuhang shook hands with Uncle Zheng De.
For cultivators, elixirs and rare and precious herbs are indispensable in the cultivation process.
Song Shuhang didn't have access to medicinal herbs before, so even if he wanted to refine the lowest-grade 'Body Tempering Liquid', he only had the herbs that Soft Feather had given him, and once they were used up, they were gone.
With the help of the Immortal Farmer Sect, Shuhang can learn more about alchemy from the senior Medicine Master. If he can learn some practical pills, he will be able to save a lot of Spirit Stone in the future.
After saying goodbye to Uncle Zheng De, Song Shuhang got back into his domestically produced SUV and drove towards the New Film City.
That said, I wonder if it's because his physique and eyesight have become too strong after advancing to the Third-Grade? Or maybe it's because he used to Senior White's 'Tenfold Acceleration Formation' when driving, but normal speeds always feel weak. They're too slow, it feels like riding a scooter.
I wonder if Senior White others have finished exploring the ruins yet?
Song Shuhang gently touched the 'Meteor Sword' at his waist. The 'Forbidden Land' left behind by the rogue Li Tiansu was still waiting for him to explore. Whether he could heal Little Yinzhu depended on that 'Forbidden Land'.
However, one can only enter the Forbidden Land when Venerable White is available.
************
At 3 p. m., Song Shuhang finally arrived at the New Film City.
The weather this season is unpredictable; it can be sunny in the morning but suddenly pour down rain in the afternoon.
The torrential rain brought some relief from the sweltering heat.
"The Dharma King Creation and Sixteen are probably in this film studio." Shuhang could see a huge defensive array inside the studio from afar, covered in the Buddhist Sect runes—likely the work of the Dharma King Creation. He wondered if Fairy Flowing Firefly and the others had finished filming their video yet.
Song Shuhang parked his car in the film studio's parking lot, then took out the Transformation Brooch and pinned it to his chest—a brooch made by the Venerable Spirit Butterfly, with excellent transformation abilities. After transforming, if he was careful, and combined with the Sea Urchin Warrior's <Aura Concealment Method>, even if he encountered the Fairy Flowing Firefly, there should be a high chance that the @#%×Fairy wouldn't recognize him.
Shuhang transformed himself into a fierce-looking, tall man, concealing his aura as much as possible.
Then, he took out his phone, swiped the screen, and opened the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'.
At this moment, the Nine Provinces Number One Group was bustling with activity.
Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman: "Good heavens! The Soul Song King has started singing!"
Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Seven Lives Talisman, weren't you preparing to advance? Why did you go listen to the Dharma King Creation sing?"
Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman: "No, that's not it. I haven't even started my advancement yet, nor have I gone to see Fellow Daoist Creation. The natives on my island were courting death last time, actually trying to gather and rebel against me. So I stayed on the island a little longer, planning to teach them the Book of Book of Songs before leaving. It's quite amusing, actually, when they rebelled against me last time, they started doing calisthenics around my house. Hahahaha."
Song Shuhang felt his face burning; the one teaching the island's residents 'radio gymnastics' was none other than his foreign disciple Joseph.
Joseph... it seems he's moved into Shuhang's house and is now his neighbor. If fate allows, I'll really take him as my disciple.
Song Shuhang thought to himself.
At this moment, the Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman continued, "I just received a complaint from a fellow Daoist who said he was bewitched by a lay disciple of the Battle Buddha Sect and entered a live stream. At first, it was three @#%×Fairy singing and dancing... Suddenly, it turned into the Dharma King Creation singing. He sang it over and over again, and my friend is now foaming at the mouth and his limbs are trembling. He heard that I know the Dharma King Creation, so he came to me specifically to complain."
Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "..."
Holy crap, the Dharma King Creation tricked the three @#%×Fairy this morning, turns out it wasn't to film a video, but to do a live stream?
Song Shuhang trembled when he saw this.
He recalled the fear he felt when he faced the singing of the Dharma King Creation, and the thought of the Dharma King going live was like a catastrophe!
Boom~~
Suddenly, Shuhang felt the car shake violently. Then, the car was thrown forward.
Car accident?
Are you kidding me? My car was parked perfectly fine in the parking lot!