Waiting for You to Hold an Umbrella and Walk Past Me
Fortunately, the car he was driving today was an SUV, which is quite heavy; otherwise, that collision would have definitely sent his car flying!
Where did this Veteran Driver come from? That impact was so powerful!
Song Shuhang turned his head to look behind him—the car that had hit him was an SUV with an unrecognizable brand, its rear end pressed against Shuhang car. Clearly, the other car had reversed too abruptly, causing the accident.
It's a very rugged off-road vehicle; the entire body seems to have been reinforced, with thick crash bars added to the rear.
No! It wasn't just the rear of the car; from Song Shuhang's angle, he could see that the other car was equipped with crash protection all around. This wasn't some off-road vehicle; it was practically a bumper car designed for collisions, and a terrifying one at that—a "murderous bumper car" where one hit could kill.
After the accident, Shuhang's car was completely wrecked, while the other car was undamaged.
Could the car owner have done this on purpose?
"Oh no! We've hit someone else's car again!" A familiar voice came from inside the SUV.
He's hit someone else's car again. Clearly, this isn't the first time he's done this. He's Road Killer!
Looking in the rearview mirror, Song Shuhang saw a beautiful @#%×Fairy jump off the rugged off-road vehicle.
Shuhang: "..."
It turned out to be someone I knew.
She is the number one Road Killer among the Fairy Eastern Six —the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'. She left a deep impression on Song Shuhang during the 'Hand Tractor Race'.
Even now, Song Shuhang wakes up in a fright whenever he recalls the image of the Fairy Eastern Six driving a hand-held tractor.
Horrible! The Fairy Eastern Six actually dare to drive on the road?
Isn't she afraid of causing a devastating car accident? With her driving skills, she could easily crash into other cars just by backing up in a parking lot. Once she's on the road, wouldn't she run over cars everywhere, leaving a trail of blood for the traffic police?
At this moment, the Fairy Eastern Six, holding an umbrella, rushed to Song Shuhang's car and said anxiously, "I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, sir in the car, are you alright?"
Song Shuhang was about to reply and say hello when suddenly he remembered that he was in his transformed form.
So he opened the car window, coughed, and looked seriously at the Eastern Fairy.
Just as he was about to speak, suddenly, the Fairy Eastern Six's eyes lit up. "Oh, young friend Shuhang, what are you doing here?"
"Damn, even after I've transformed like this, the @#%×Fairy still recognizes me?" Song Shuhang exclaimed in surprise.
"Hahaha, I cultivate the <Nine Demon Dances>, and my Eye Aperture Talent has also transformed into the 'Demon Eye'. I can see through ordinary illusions at a glance," the Fairy Eastern Six laughed.
The Nine Demon Dances is a top-tier technique in illusion and seduction, which is her forte. Combined with the Demon Eye, she naturally saw through Song Shuhang's disguise and transformation at a glance.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"I was startled just now. I didn't expect to crash while backing up. Luckily, it was my friend Shuhang, not an ordinary person... I had just started my car and hadn't even had time to activate the [Impact Buffering Formation]. It would have been troublesome if I had hit an ordinary person!" Fairy Eastern Six explained.
The Fairy Eastern Six knew their driving skills were terrible... or rather, very dangerous. But driving skills take practice, after all. To shed the title of 'Road Killer,' the Fairy Eastern Six had been practicing their driving skills diligently lately.
To prevent herself from accidentally causing a "road rage" while driving, she installed a "Impact Buffering Formation" on her car.
With this formation, even if she accidentally bumps into someone else's car or something, all the force will be blocked by the [Impact Buffering Formation] and then act entirely on her.
That way, you don't have to worry about a street being massacred.
Just now, as soon as she started the car, before she could even set up the formation, she accidentally stepped on the gas while reversing, and the car lurched backward, crashing directly into the SUV behind her.
The poor SUV's rear end was completely smashed.
The Fairy Eastern Six were extremely nervous—if there were ordinary people in the car, an accident would be a serious problem.
Fortunately, it was Song Shuhang's car that she hit, and she immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
What a coincidence! With so many cars in the parking lot, she just happened to bump into Shuhang!
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Young friend Shuhang, weren't you sent into space by Fellow Flowing Firefly Liuying? Why are you back?" asked the Fairy Eastern Six. Moreover, Young Friend Song Shuhang's current state is also very strange. His hair reaches his waist, but he has no eyebrows, which looks very odd.
"Please keep this a secret, @#%×Fairy." Song Shuhang said softly, "To be honest, @#%×Fairy, the second time, I wasn't sent into space by Fairy Flowing Firefly. I suspect that someone was disguised as me and was then casually sent into space by Fairy Flowing Firefly."
"Disguise?" Fairy Eastern Six's eyes lit up. "A fortune teller?"
"I guess it might only be Senior Copper Trigram." Song Shuhang happily betrayed Senior Copper Trigram.
"This is truly good news," said the Fairy Eastern Six, placing her hand on Shuhang and giving him a full-body check-up. Only after confirming that Shuhang was healthy and unharmed did she completely relax.
But... did she make a mistake in her check just now?
How did Song Shuhang's cultivation level become the Third-Grade Realm?
"By the way, young friend Shuhang, is your car new? But I've wrecked the back. How about I get you a new one?" the @#%×Fairy said.
Song Shuhang shook his head and said, "It's alright, this car isn't mine, it belongs to Venerable White."
"Pfft!!" The Fairy Eastern Six immediately spat out their drink.
What?! The Venerable White's car!
She suddenly reached out and pinched her thigh hard.
"What are you doing, @#%×Fairy?" Song Shuhang asked, puzzled.
"It's over, this isn't a dream, I actually crashed into Venerable White's car," the Fairy Eastern Six murmured. Crashing into Venerable White's car was the same as crashing into Venerable White himself. If she crashed into Venerable White, would she be hit by a meteorite falling from the sky in the next moment?
"It's alright, it's not that serious, Fairy Eastern Six," Song Shuhang replied. "These vehicles were given to Venerable White by True Lord Yellow Mountain, just so he could take them apart and crash them for fun. Senior White has already broken several of them since he came out of seclusion. If you really feel bad about it, @#%×Fairy, you can just give Venerable White a few more as compensation."
"Is this all it takes?" the Fairy Eastern Six asked happily.
"No problem at all. Besides, the car only has a minor rear-end damage, I can just find any repair shop to fix it," Song Shuhang replied.
With Shuhang's words, the Fairy Eastern Six finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"By the way, @#%×Fairy, have you guys finished your live streams?" Song Shuhang asked.
The Fairy Eastern Six asked in confusion, "Live stream? What live stream?"
"Huh? Didn't the Dharma King Creation invite you @#%×Fairy to do a live stream? You, Fairy Flowing Firefly, and Sixteen sang and danced, and then while you were resting, the Dharma King Creation himself went up and sang a song. Now everyone in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' is talking about this. It's said that the Dharma King Creation's performance caused very serious consequences," Song Shuhang.
The Fairy Eastern Six's eyelids twitched, and she grabbed her phone and swiped a few times.
A moment later, the @#%×Fairy was completely distraught.
Are you kidding me? Didn't we agree to record a video? Why did it end up with her, Fairy Flowing Firefly, and Sixteen accompanying the Dharma King Creation on a live stream?
"That scheming man, the Dharma King Creation." The Fairy Eastern Six gritted her teeth inwardly—tonight, I'll run him over with my car and leave him covered in blood.
Song Shuhang had finally realized that the Dharma King Creation hadn't told the @#%×Fairy when he started his live stream? He was secretly doing it instead?
Had he inadvertently betrayed the Dharma King Creation? That would be embarrassing. The Dharma King Creation had bestowed upon him the grace of granting merit and had taught him the <Hair-Growth Technique>.
No, no, this has already spread throughout the Nine Provinces Number One Group. The three @#%×Fairy only need to take out their phones to find out. So whether he reminds them or not, the outcome will be the same, right?
Sigh, Senior Creation... will you be able to see tomorrow's sun?
After the Fairy Eastern Six calmed down.
Shuhang asked, "By the way, are the Fairy Eastern Six and Fairy Flowing Firefly still there?"
"Flowing Firefly arrived on a sword, and after filming the video, she flew away on her sword again. I was shopping nearby before coming, so I drove over," said the Fairy Eastern Six. "As for Sixteen, she was brought here by the Dharma King Creation. However, she didn't want to go back to the Heavenly River Su Clan; instead, she said she wanted to leave by herself."
"Where is Sixteen now?" Song Shuhang asked.
"Before I came out, she went in another direction from the film studio. There's a passenger transport center there; she must have gone there," Eastern Fairy pointed in the direction of the passenger transport station.
"Thank you, @#%×Fairy," Song Shuhang replied.
Afterwards, he bid farewell to the Fairy Eastern Six, started the rickety car, and sped off towards the passenger transport center.
I hope I can catch up with Sixteen.
Five minutes later.
Shuhang parked the car in a parking lot near the passenger transport center.
Then, he ran quickly down a side road—luckily, he happened to see Su Clan’s Sixteen, who was carrying an umbrella and heading to the passenger transport center, on his way here in his car.
The rain intensified.
Shuhang ran to the eaves of a house along the path and stopped. He leaned against the wall and breathed a sigh of relief. Rainwater soaked his body, dripping from his hair to the ground.
Then he looked up and gazed into the distance.
There, Su Clan’s Sixteen approached slowly, holding an umbrella.
She has short hair and a pretty face even without makeup.
She was dressed in red, a short top and skirt, with a silk scarf cinching her waist to conceal her lower abdomen, and cute slippers on her fair feet.
As Sixteen drew closer, Song Shuhang's lips curled into a smile.
He had to be fully prepared so that when Sixteen approached him, he could suddenly jump out and give Sixteen a surprise!
Sixteen held up an umbrella, seemingly lost in thought, her mind wandering.
Just then, a fierce-looking, tall man suddenly jumped out from the roadside, a sinister grin on his face...