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Chapter 666

Dharma King Creation sent a voice message

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Senior White's vacation retreat is actually the headquarters of an entire medium-sized sect... and judging from Senior White's tone, he has more than one vacation retreat. Perhaps Senior White alone possesses a territory that even super-large sects don't have?

Moreover, these outposts were very likely just places that Senior White picked up casually... just picked up...

In this era where land is incredibly valuable, just how terrifying is the wealth in Senior White's hands?

It's decided. From today onwards, Venerable White will be called 'White, Richest Under Heaven'.

Yu Jiaojiao blinked and replied, "Most of the other scenes are set in urban areas. We can film them anytime, anywhere. Also, I'll take care of the few underwater scenes."

Venerable White said with satisfaction, "Then finally, we just need to wait for all of you fellow Daoists and the crew to arrive... and then we can begin filming, right?"

"And clothing, don't forget about clothing," Song Shuhang reminded him.

"As for clothing, I'll ask if any fellow Daoists in the group own a clothing store? If not, I'll ask True Lord Yellow Mountain Yellow Mountain. He said we can contact him if we need anything." Venerable White said, typing a message in the group. "Is there any fellow Daoist who can provide 'costumes' needed for filming?"

As for props, there's no need. Whether it's flying swords, immortal Immortal Ark, or formations, they're all readily available. Absolutely genuine and of the highest quality, no deception.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "As for clothing... everyone has their own robes or monastic garments, right?"

Kindheart Cultivator (Song Shuhang): "Replying to Senior Northern River, I only have one Jade-Green Kasaya. Moreover, in the story, shouldn't the major sects like the 'Skycloud Sect' and the 'Grand White Sword Sect' have a standard robe?"

"As for standard robes, I can provide the robes from several Buddhist Sect sects featured in the script," said the Dharma King Creation.

Wandering Monk Profound Principle: "[Thumbs up emoji]". Master Profound Principle means that he can also provide a series of the Buddhist Sect robes.

The True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey said, "I will prepare the Daoist robes for the Skycloud Sect."

Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman: "I can provide robes from seven different sects."

The Kindheart Cultivator (Song Shuhang) then reminded him, "Then the standard uniforms are no problem, but we still need to prepare a few unique outfits, such as the wedding dress for our senior sister's wedding, the outfit for the protagonist's wanderings, and so on, for various other series of outfits."

At this moment, Su Clan’s Seven said, "I think one of you must have some of these clothes."

Northern River's Loose Cultivator's eyes lit up. "A fortune teller!"

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "It's him! The one with the black talisman!"

Fairy Lychee: "It's him! Black Gua +1!"

Medicine Master: "That's him! Black hexagram +2!"

The seniors, bored, scrolled through dozens of replies in one go— Song Shuhang became even more certain that there must be a secretly popular "Small-Account Avatar Method" in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group', which can replace the original and keep guarding the phone or computer to refresh and chat.

However, Senior Su Clan’s Seven's suggestion was excellent— the Copper Trigram Immortal Master's disguise skills were unparalleled. In order to be able to disguise himself at any time, the Copper Trigram Immortal Master had countless clothes in his spatial equipment.

Clothes for men, women, old, young, made of animal hides, woven cloth, Immortal Garments robes, and ordinary people—all kinds are available. There's nothing the Copper Trigram Immortal Master can't produce, only things you can't imagine.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator asked, "But where is this fortune teller now?"

Fairy Flowing Firefly: "Copper Trigram Immortal Master, come out quickly, everyone needs to see you."

[Tragic Street Massacre] Fairy Eastern Six: "It's also possible that Iron Trigram Diviner, or maybe Copper Trigram is his disciple's account."

Iron Trigram Diviner: "It's me above. My master has disappeared somewhere, and I can't contact him."

After receiving treatment from the Medicine Master, Iron Trigram's injuries have improved significantly, and he has now returned to his cave to recuperate. Iron Trigram actually really wanted to participate in the movie... but unfortunately, his injuries still need careful maintenance.

Lay Buddhist Xian Gong: "Hehehe, everyone, no need to rush. @Su Clan’s Seven, when are you coming? Bring the Copper Trigram stick with you."

The layman has already told A-Qi how to find the Copper Trigram; now it's up to A-Qi to take action.

Su Clan’s Seven: "I guarantee I'll complete the mission! I'm almost at space! Everyone, wait for my good news!"

Venerable White: "Then these special costumes will be given to A-Qi and Copper Trigram. Also, I actually have some costumes in my collection; you can choose from them later. So... it's settled then."

After finishing speaking, Venerable White put his headphones back on, humming a song as he reopened the movie script, preparing to read it from the beginning again.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "A-Qi, well done! After you catch that fortune teller, give him a good beating, don't hold back! Also, Eastern Fairy, your title has changed again."

[Trample on the Street - Bloodshed] Fairy Eastern Six: "Holy crap, who changed my title again? Who's so bored?! Don't let me know, or I'll run them over with my car!"

True Lord Yellow Mountain: "It's not me, and it's not Doudou!"

Venerable Seven Cultivations: "It wasn't me!"

Great Luo Sect True Lord Rain Moon: "It wasn't me either!"

Mysterious Maiden Sect's Skylark: "Well, it's not me either~"

The Fairy Eastern Six: "If that's not it at all, then did I change it myself?"

True Lord Yellow Mountain: "In that case... the Fairy Eastern Six should make sure to go to bed early every day to allow their bodies sufficient rest. They should also keep a cheerful mood and avoid overthinking. This way, they can get rid of their 'sleepwalking' problem."

"Senior Yellow Mountain, watch out, or I might sleepwalk to your cave and run you over!" the Fairy Eastern Six retorted angrily. "I've never had a sleepwalking problem, okay?"

True Lord Yellow Mountain: "..."

At this moment, the Dharma King Creation: "[Voice chat message]"

The Venerable White instinctively reached out his mouse and clicked on the [voice chat message].

Song Shuhang hadn't really thought anything of it at first, but suddenly something popped into his head—wait, didn't the Dharma King Creation say he'd come over after he finished singing a song on the [live stream]?

Has the Dharma King already started a live stream?

This voice message gave Song Shuhang a feeling that something terrible was about to happen.

"Wait! Senior White, don't press!" Song Shuhang shouted.

But it was too late... How fast was Venerable White's hand speed? Before Song Shuhang could even speak, Senior White had already pressed the voice button!

Then, the Soul Song King burst forth from this message: [Clang clang~~ La la la la~~ It's easy to dodge a spear in the open~~ But hard to guard against an arrow in the dark~~ I stand atop the city wall~~ Watching the enemy besiege the city below~ Oh oh oh~~]

The sounds of "Oh oh oh oh~~ Oh oh oh oh~~" echoed endlessly in Song Shuhang's mind.

The familiar voice, the familiar melody, it's that feeling again, the roar of the Soul Song King that evokes nostalgia.

Moreover, after being sung by 300,000 audience members, the Dharma King's singing skills seem to have reached a new level. Amazing! Absolutely amazing!

Once this audio recording is opened, the power of Soul Song King that 'penetrates through the ears and penetrates deep into the soul' fully erupts.

Moreover, this audio message was quite long, lasting five minutes.

When Gao Moumou ordinary person standing nearby, heard the part about "it's easy to dodge a spear in the open," his eyes rolled back, he foamed at the mouth, and collapsed.

Then there was Song Shuhang, the weakest of the three. Because he had faced the song of the Dharma King Creation directly, he had developed some immunity to it—but his condition wasn't much better. Right now, he felt weak in his limbs and powerless all over, and he collapsed to the ground with a thud.

Su Clan’s Sixteen's limbs were also weak, but she could still hold on—thanks in part to the fact that the Dharma King Creation's singing was broadcast through the 'voice function,' which was even weaker than a live broadcast.

Caught completely off guard, Daoist Horizon's eyes widened in shock. He quickly covered his ears, and his whole body trembled as if he were sitting on a hand-operated tractor.

Yu Jiaojiao was stronger than Song Shuhang, but because of the different structure of her ears, she was the most affected by the Soul Song King's voice. Like Gao Moumou, she foamed at the mouth, fell to the ground, and shrank to the size of a palm, unable to be protected even by illusion magic.

Fortunately, Gao Moumou had already fainted... otherwise, if he had seen the super beauty 'Yu Jiaojiao' suddenly turn into a palm-sized Pretty Fishman, he would have definitely fainted again.

Looking at the scene, the only one unaffected was Venerable White.

It wasn't that Venerable White was too powerful to be unaffected—you should know that even Venerable Seven Cultivations would be affected by the Dharma King's singing. As fellow Venerable-Tier, Venerable White naturally couldn't be completely immune.

However, Song Shuhang noticed that Venerable White was wearing a pair of small earphones.

With these headphones and the resistance granted by the Venerable's powerful abilities, the Dharma King Creation's song ultimately could not cause the Venerable White any harm.

It's just a bit unpleasant to hear.

Perhaps... I should have been on Vigilance the moment Senior White put on those headphones! I was too naive, too inexperienced, Song Shuhang thought to himself.

Venerable White frowned, then typed in the group Dao Initiation: "It sounds awful!"

[System message: (******) The Dharma King Creation has been banned from speaking by the administrator Venerable Seven Cultivations, for 30 days.]

Venerable Seven Cultivations: "Damn it, I was caught off guard again! This is the second time this month! You're doomed!"

Vice Island Master Tian Tian: "Stop! Damn it, how do I turn off this voice chat? Why is the sound still playing even after I closed the chat window?"

Tiantian Island Lord: "My foolish sister... you closed the wrong window, you closed the chat window with your brother... Quick, close the group window again... I can't take it anymore, I'm going to die, I'm really going to die."

Fairy Flowing Firefly: "Luckily I shut it off quickly. Next time I encounter Fellow Daoist Creation, I must launch him into the depths of the universe!"

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "I can't take it anymore, I feel like I'm about to collapse. Should we hold a vote to kick out Fellow Daoist Creation?"

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