How About We Kick Three Waves Out?

Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman: "Hearing this song, I feel like my body has been hollowed out... And the natives around me are all foaming at the mouth... Vote! Kick out the Dharma King Creation +1"

Fairy Lychee: "I almost died, damn it... Sword Flight towards the Jiangnan Region just now, and I almost fell from the sky... Vote! Kick the Dharma King Creation out +2"

Gu Hu Lord True Lord: "Me too, I almost crashed into a mountain. Let's vote! Kick out the Dharma King Creation +3"

Snow Wolf Cave Master: "Actually, what I'm more concerned about is... whether the Dharma King Creation has already started his live stream? If he has, has the world already ended? Are two million people already listening to Fellow Daoist Creation sing?"

Bright Moon, When Will You Be? "Terrible!"

True Lord Dustfall: "Don't worry, it's said that the disciples of the 'Battle Buddha Sect' have taken multiple precautions this time, ensuring no one will die. However... most people will probably end up in the hospital, which is probably unavoidable."

True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey: "My heart aches for the 'Battle Buddha Sect'."

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "I wonder who came up with the terrible idea to let the Dharma King Creation start a live streaming room?"

Jiaoba Who Wants a Men's Soccer Team: "Refuse to use sound pollution weapons, refuse to use the Dharma King Creation, we need peace—damn it, I just turned on my phone and a huge number of fish and shrimp around me died. How many days will it take to eat so many fish, shrimp, and shellfish? Is there any fellow Daoist who wants to eat seafood? I'll take this opportunity to send some over."

"Give me some then?" Fairy Lychee added, "I see ambulances everywhere outside... It seems they were prepared in advance, and the rescue efficiency is very fast. Let's not get off topic. Let's kick out the Dharma King Creation, or Senior Yellow Mountain, when will that 'chat group software' you're researching be released? Make sure it has a 'disable specific users' voice function,' so the Dharma King Creation doesn't have the opportunity to send voice messages in the group."

After a long silence, True Lord Yellow Mountain finally uttered three words: "My heart is so tired."

The absence of even punctuation fully illustrates just how mentally exhausted the True Lord Yellow Mountain must be.

True Lord Yellow Mountain feels that managing this group is exhausting. Every few days, the fellow Daoists in the group create something frustrating for him. Last time, ＠＃％×Fairy Dongfang Jingxue was still muted and put in the "little black room" (a term for being banned or blacklisted), and now Fellow Daoist Creation is singing in the group—should we just disband this group?

That said, when did his "Nine Provinces Number One Group" become so reckless?

Thinking about it carefully, it all seems to have started with a certain man.

Of course, this man doesn't refer to my friend Song Shuhang. Since joining the group, Song Shuhang has always been very sensible, so the 'Senior White Sticker Pack' incident can't be blamed on him. Besides, Song Shuhang is at most a young man.

Looking back, it all started one day when he added a guy named "Mad Saber Three Waves" into the group. The atmosphere of the entire "Nine Provinces Number One Group" seemed to change rapidly.

Sure enough, courting death is contagious, isn't it? And quite contagious at that.

So True Lord Yellow Mountain seriously said in the group, "How about we kick Mad Saber Three Waves out first?"

At the Medicine Master's home.

Jiang Ziyan held up her phone and waved it in front of Mad Saber Three Waves's eyes.

"Why?!" Mad Saber Three Waves * shouted, "I didn't say a word! It was clearly Creation who sang the song, why am I being blamed? Miss Ziyan, send a message to Yellow Mountain Big Fool, saying that I, Mad Saber Three Waves, am a hundred times dissatisfied!"

Jiang Yanzi nodded and quickly typed on her phone.

Medicine Master: "Fellow Three Waves said: [Send a message to Yellow Mountain Big Fool, saying that I, Mad Saber Three Waves, am a hundred times dissatisfied!] End. PS: I am Jiang Ziyan."

True Lord Yellow Mountain: "..."

My heart feels so heavy and blocked.

Medicine Master: "Does True Lord Yellow Mountain feel a tightness in his chest?"

True Lord Yellow Mountain: "..."

Medicine Master: "I'm here to heal your heartache, True Lord."

As she spoke, Jiang Ziyan took a picture of Mad Saber Three Waves with a wicked smile... Mad Saber Three Waves, bound like a dumpling, was hanging upside down from the roof beam. To make Three Waves look more handsome, Jiang Ziyan also put sunglasses on Three Waves. Then she put a wig on him, the kind with two pigtails pointing upwards.

"Miss Ziyan, what are you trying to do? Don't do this! We can talk this out, let's not hurt each other!" Mad Saber Three Waves said anxiously.

Jiang Ziyan smiled slightly and sent the photo to the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'.

True Lord Yellow Mountain: "..."

Although he felt great seeing Mad Saber Three Waves hanging upside down.

But for some reason, he felt even more suffocated.

Because—has Jiang Ziyan also been infected by Three Waves? She also shows signs of heading down the path of 'courting death'.

This lousy group should probably be disbanded.

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When Gao Moumou regained consciousness, it was already noon.

"What's wrong with me?" Gao Moumou, rubbing his temples in confusion.

Just then, his girlfriend Mei Yi came in carrying the food. Seeing that he was awake, she smiled sweetly.

Then Song Shuhang came in. "Old Gao, you're awake. You and Master Cloud-Swallowing worked on the script all night yesterday, and then when we were casting supporting roles for the script, you were probably too tired and fell asleep sometime during the night."

"Huh? Is that how it is?" Gao Moumou rubbed his temples.

Something's not right. He's still so young! At his age, staying up all night is nothing, let alone one night; he could easily stay up for two or three nights.

Moreover... during his time at Yu Jiaojiao's house, he ate a lot of food that boosted his physique and vitality. He even developed muscles, and his body was incredibly strong. He felt like he could easily stay up all night for four or five days straight. How could he not handle just one night? That doesn't make sense.

There's something strange about this place.

Gao Moumou pushed up his glasses, the lenses reflecting a cold, rational light. He stared intently at his close friend Song Shuhang with questioning eyes.

However, Song Shuhang's next words immediately banished his doubts.

Song Shuhang: "Gao Moumou, the [Jacob's Film Crew] has arrived. Director Jacob is currently discussing the script with Master Cloud-Swallowing. The other members of the crew have also finished resting and are starting preparations for filming. Since you're awake, why don't you come with me to talk to Director Jacob?"

"No problem!" Gao Moumou felt a surge of energy and jumped out of bed.

However, Mei Yi then smiled and handed over the food, her eyes filled with determination.

Song Shuhang laughed heartily, "Old Gao, let's finish eating first. Man is made of iron, and food is steel! Come find me after you finish eating, and I'll take you to meet the 'Jacob' crew."

Gao Moumou glanced at his girlfriend and forced a dry laugh, "Okay."

After leaving Gao Moumou's room, Song Shuhang looked out the window towards the back room.

There, sword light, invisible to ordinary people, kept descending.

Fairy Lychee, True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey, Snow Wolf Cave Master, and other fellow Daoists from the Nine Provinces Number One Group have arrived.

Now we don't know if the Dharma King Creation will come. After all, he previously sent a five-minute voice message in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' singing live.

If he comes over, will the other members of the group gang up on him?

On the other side, in the living room.

Director Jacob and his assistant are discussing the plot with Master Cloud-Swallowing.

Another subordinate of Venerable Spirit Butterfly handed Venerable White a 'director's employment contract, crew member employment contract,' and various personal insurance policies.

When he saw Song Shuhang approaching, Venerable White waved to him.

"Senior White, is there anything I can help you with?" Song Shuhang asked.

Venerable White handed all the contracts and documents to Song Shuhang, saying earnestly, "These matters can be handled by young friend Shuhang."

"This must be Mr. Song Shuhang. He's truly a promising young man." The subordinate of Venerable Spirit Butterfly maintained a beaming smile and shook hands firmly with Song Shuhang.

As they shook hands, he secretly Secret Voice Transmission, saying, "Mr. Song, Spirit Butterfly sent me here to help you handle various miscellaneous matters during the filming process. Please leave everything to me—whatever the crew needs, what equipment they require, and any dealings with local powers during filming. Mr. Song, you can just focus on making the film!"

"Please thank Mr. Spirit Butterfly for me," Song Shuhang said with a smile.

"Lord Spirit Butterfly has only one request—Mr. Song, please finish filming this movie as soon as possible. During filming, equipment, funding, and personnel are all at your beck and call." Venerable Spirit Butterfly's subordinate continued to Secret Voice Transmission.

Song Shuhang asked in confusion, "Why is Senior Spirit Butterfly in such a hurry?"

"It is said that Lady Spirit Butterfly wants to personally accompany the young lady to the cinema to watch Mr. Song's movie after her Tribulation Transcendence. The young lady seems to be looking forward to it very much. Please, Mr. Song, make sure to make a good movie. We are also looking forward to it!" replied Venerable Spirit Butterfly's subordinate.

"I see." Song Shuhang nodded—his love for his daughter was evident. "Don't worry about it, leave it to us. We'll definitely finish filming this movie as quickly as possible!"

Next, all that's needed is for the actors of the "Nine Provinces Number One Group" to arrive, and then several large Immortal Ark to transport all the actors, directors, and crew to Venerable White's Vacation Manor, so that filming of the first scene can begin.

[Senior Brother Gao Sheng utterly defeats the protagonist 'Ling Ye'.]

And he was that Senior Brother Gao Sheng.

Song Shuhang looked down at the thick list of 'directors and actors' personal insurance' in his hand.

Should I also get some insurance?

Just as Song Shuhang was pondering, a voice rang out. "Hey? My benefactor, what are you doing here?"

The sound was clear and resonant.

Song Shuhang turned his head and saw the familiar Foreign Monk grinning at him.

The Foreign Monk still had that dazzlingly bald head, adorned with neatly arranged ordination scars. But he was wearing a rather stylish Daoist robe, which looked completely out of place.

"Master, it's you." Song Shuhang smiled slightly, "Why are you wearing a Daoist robe now?"

"There's nothing I can do, because my sect is Daoist Religion," the Foreign Monk chuckled.

The next chapter, 666, will be the perfect time to start filming the first scene. 666!