Little Shuhang Who Forgot to Take the Shield Talisman Treasure

"Don't worry, I guarantee I can give a beautiful performance of 'Senior Brother Gao Sheng's' sacrifice!" Song Shuhang quickly changed into his new Daoist robe, then took two blood bags from Yu Jiaojiao and Dao Initiation.

In the script, he plays the Senior Brother Gao Sheng, who ultimately dies protecting his fleeing junior brothers and sisters.

Before he died, he uttered a very cool line. "[I am the senior brother, it is my duty to protect all my junior brothers and sisters. As for the enemy... leave them to me!]"

Senior Brother Gao Sheng died while single-handedly fighting off dozens of enemies from the Evil Realm in a secret passage, ultimately being stabbed to death by a hail of swords.

The Daoist robe that Yu Jiaojiao prepared for him was a prop with a hidden mechanism.

When Song Shuhang acts out the scene of "Senior Brother Gao Sheng's sacrifice," he only needs to press a button on the sleeve of his Daoist robe, and the robe will emit a blinding light. After the light fades, thirteen sword hilts will pop out from the robe and stick into Song Shuhang's body, making it look like he is pierced by a jumble of swords.

Then, Shuhang can find a comfortable position and start playing dead.

Yu Jiaojiao waved her hand at Song Shuhang and said, "Shuhang, you must act well! Don't let the seniors from the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' outshine you. This movie is a collaboration between us and Gao Moumou."

Song Shuhang laughed heartily.

Then he placed the statue of the Venerable White upright and put the corpse of the 'Four-Headed Snake Demon' next to the statue. The Meteor Sword automatically hung on the waist of the Venerable White, protecting its master who was in seclusion.

"Then I'll head over first." Song Shuhang waved to Yu Jiaojiao and quickly ran towards the 'Skycloud Sect Secret Passage'!

Yu Jiaojiao waved back, then turned around and went to attend to other things.

After her scenes were finished, she took the initiative to prepare various props for the senior members of the "Nine Provinces Number One Group".

Neither Yu Jiaojiao nor Song Shuhang noticed that in the small cabinet where [Senior Brother Gao Sheng]'s Daoist robe had been placed, there was also a 'Talisman Treasure'.

That's Talisman Treasure that acts as a 'transparent shield,' protecting the actors from harm by evil spirits while they're 'playing dead.'

The secret passage of the Skycloud Sect is located to the Western of the Venerable White's Vacation Manor. This Vacation Manor was originally the ruins of a medium-sized sect, and the Venerable White only renovated it without changing its layout.

The ruins of that medium-sized sect originally contained a secret passage, which was perfect for filming a movie.

Before the camera lens could turn around, Song Shuhang quickly ran into the secret passage and blended into the 'Skycloud Sect escape team'.

Su Clan’s Sixteen waved to him. "Shuhang, you're back."

"Yes, I'm back safely." Song Shuhang asked with a smile, "Sixteen, how was filming?"

"Very good." Su Clan’s Sixteen wiped his small knife and said, "It's just that I didn't get to enjoy the fight just now... before Master Profound Principle and Senior Phoenix Slayer forcibly dragged me over."

She wasn't done having fun yet.

Master Profound Principle clasped his hands together and smiled slightly.

Senior Phoenix Slayer smiled wryly, "Sixteen's personality is becoming more and more like Fellow Daoist A-Qi... Sixteen, you're a girl, please don't become a battle maniac like A-Qi, challenging every sect and faction everywhere."

"Don't worry, Senior Phoenix Slayer. I would never do something like A-Qi, going to challenge an entire sect by myself. I can't do that." Su Clan’s Sixteen's lips curled up. "I just enjoy fighting."

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "..."

Upon seeing Senior Phoenix Slayer, Song Shuhang thought of something, "Senior Phoenix Slayer, I have a question I'd like to ask you."

"What is it?" Young Master Phoenix Slayer asked.

"Senior, do you rent out your CPU? How much does it cost per rental?" Song Shuhang asked expectantly.

He recently learned the third level of the Thirty-Three Beasts Innate Unity Qi Technique, as well as the Vajra Demon-Subduing Fist, the movement technique "Heavenly Movement Is Vigorous" obtained from that Glazed Scholar, and the methods of [concealing one's own aura] and [Aura Capture] taught to him by Su Clan’s Sixteen.

He's only barely grasped the basics of so many skills. He feels there are many aspects of these techniques and martial arts that he can't understand.

At this moment, if he could borrow Senior Phoenix Slayer's CPU, all his techniques, martial arts skills, and abilities could reach the Great Perfection realm in one go, which would be incredibly exhilarating.

"Get lost!" said Young Master Phoenix Slayer —did he really think his body was a humanoid computer? Had he become addicted to borrowing CPUs?

Ugh, CPU my foot! The rhythm's been ruined by that Song Shuhang guy.

"Senior Phoenix Slayer, is there absolutely no room for negotiation?" Song Shuhang was extremely unwilling.

"Don't even think about it!" Young Master Phoenix Slayer refused without hesitation.

What a pity...

It seems I should ask the seniors in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' what special hobbies Young Master Phoenix Slayer has. If I can cater to his interests, maybe I can borrow a CPU from Young Master Phoenix Slayer again!

Shuhang wouldn't give up easily in order to borrow a CPU.

Su Clan’s Sixteen, standing to the side, asked in confusion, "CPU?"

Song Shuhang explained softly to Sixteen, "CPU is just a way of putting it. Actually, when I said CPU, I meant Senior Phoenix Slayer's... um..."

"Stop!" Young Master Phoenix Slayer reached out and pressed his hand down, covering Song Shuhang's mouth. "Young friend Shuhang, don't spread this around! It'll embarrass me!"

Borrowing someone's body or brain is something you should keep to yourself; it would be very embarrassing if others found out!

Song Shuhang glanced at Senior Phoenix Slayer with a puzzled look... but finally nodded. Senior Phoenix Slayer wouldn't allow him to tell anyone, so he would respect his privacy.

Su Clan’s Sixteen was completely bewildered.

On the battlefield outside the secret passage, most of the Skycloud Sect disciples, played by the senior members of the "Nine Provinces Number One Group," perished in battle.

Jiang Ziyan, who plays the senior sister [Murong Hua], is currently surrounded by five rank Third-Grade demons.

'Is the plot almost over?' Jiang Ziyan thought to herself.

In the distance... the Fairy Lychee reached out again and grabbed a monkey-shaped demon.

The monkey-shaped demon is holding a sharp sword, which will come in handy.

"It's your turn." Fairy Lychee chuckled, reached out and lifted the monkey demon, then tossed it toward Jiang Ziyan.

The monkey demon was so frightened that its crotch became wet—although it was only a Third-Grade demon, it had a relatively high initial intelligence because it was a humanoid demon.

It vividly remembered that not long ago, a mantis-shaped demon was also snatched away by that beautiful ＠＃％×Fairy beside it and then thrown towards the Peak Spirit Emperor [True Person Wudao].

That mantis demon met a terrible end; its head was smashed by a single punch from the [True Person Wudao] Spirit Emperor.

And now... just like the mantis demon, it was captured and thrown towards the female cultivator named [Murong Hua]. In other words, like the mantis demon, its head would be smashed by this female cultivator named 'Murong Hua'?

"No!" the monkey demon roared as it was thrown away, and then... a pair of bat wings suddenly stretched out from its back and began to flap violently.

Using the force of the flapping of its wings, the monkey demon finally managed to stop its body and hover in mid-air.

At this moment, it was still more than ten meters away from the female cultivator named 'Murong Hua'.

This is a very safe distance.

"Ha... ha..." The monkey demon, who had narrowly escaped death, gasped for breath.

Fortunately, it still had a pair of wings hidden. Otherwise, if it had been thrown directly in front of that female cultivator, she would have died inexplicably, spitting blood, just like those cultivators who were pretending to be dead on the ground. Before she died, she would have definitely killed it in one fell swoop.

You think it'll be that easy for me to die?

[I am destined to become the master of the 'Rebirth Mountain' cave, how can I die so easily?] The monkey demon thought to himself.

Just when it thought it had escaped death, a voice suddenly rang out from behind. "What are you standing there for? Kill! Kill! Kill! Charge forward! The Skycloud Sect scum can't hold them off anymore! Slaughter them all! Raze the Skycloud Sect to the ground!"

Then, the guy behind him reached out and gently patted the monkey demon on the back.

The monkey demon felt an unparalleled force propelling it forward!

"Aaaaaahhhhh~" it screamed as it was pushed once again toward the female cultivator named 'Murong Hua'.

"That's it! Charge in, kill the disciples of the Skycloud Sect, and I'll personally report this to the Evil Lord for credit!" That heavy voice rang out again, its tone exuding an aura of dominance.

Evil Lord my ass! What the hell is this Evil Lord?!

Are you crazy?! Didn't you see I barely managed to stop myself, and then you idiot pushed me, almost sending me crashing into the abyss of death again? Where did you get this piece of trash as a teammate?!

The monkey demon reluctantly turned around and glanced behind him.

Then, it saw a figure wearing menacing black armor and carrying a large black cleaver over two meters long.

It was that brain-dead human cultivator who called himself the Demon Overlord [Evil General Bright Moon].

"I'll fuck you, I'll fuck your mother!" The monkey demon cursed at [Evil General Bright Moon] in its own tribe's dialect.

Then, it felt as if it had crashed into an invisible wall, and felt excruciating pain!

Its sword also pierced the invisible wall. 'Clang!' Its sword broke, leaving only a bare hilt.

"Roar!" The monkey demon's face contorted in pain.

It slightly opened its eyes and saw the back of the female cultivator named 'Murong Hua' standing in front of it.

"Ah~" Murong Hua also let out a miserable scream. She slowly turned her head, her face full of disbelief, pain, and resentment.

Bright red blood slowly trickled down the corner of her mouth.

Her hands were tightly clutching her chest, where blood had also stained her Daoist robe... Even more incredibly, a gleaming sword blade was protruding from her chest!

Monkey Demon: "..."

Where the hell did that [piercing through] blade come from?

My sword is broken, only the hilt is left. How am I supposed to stab this female cultivator named 'Murong Hua' through the heart with just the bare hilt?