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Chapter 690

Ten Seconds! Give Me Ten Seconds of Screen Time!

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I feel so heartbroken.

The monkey demon could already foresee its own fate.

Next, this beautiful but tragic-looking female cultivator will surely extend her delicate hand and smash its head to pieces, exploding its monkey brain, right?

I'm going to die, I'm going to die!

However, how could this monkey possibly predict the actions of the fellow Daoists in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'?

Jiang Ziyan did not kill the demon; she merely gave a desolate smile and gazed into the distance.

There, a warm-hearted monk was fighting fiercely with his sword.

Then Jiang Ziyan's body slowly collapsed. She found a comfortable position and began to play dead on the ground.

The monkey demon... has escaped death once again!

In just three or four seconds, it had already teetered on the brink of death several times.

"She didn't kill me? I've escaped again?" The monkey demon was overjoyed.

The life of a monkey is truly full of ups and downs.

Since this female cultivator doesn't intend to kill it, what are we waiting for?

The monkey demon leaped into the air, preparing to flee for its life.

However, at that moment, the seemingly gentle but actually kind-hearted cultivator who was fighting nearby let out a furious roar, "Hua'er~ Hua'er~"

The kind-hearted monk, his eyes glistening with tears, roared as he charged forward.

He was like a bulldozer, smashing away any evil spirits that stood in his way.

The monkey demon was startled again—this scene seemed all too familiar!

After the [Eight-Armed Sword Saint] True Lord 'died' at the beginning, a True Lord called [Dragon Fist King] let out a mournful cry and a long howl. Then, that [Dragon Fist King] charged over and blasted that Fourth-Grade Fiend into dust with the 'Wudang Mountain Flood Dragon Overlord'.

Am I going to die at the hands of this 'warm-hearted cultivator' just like that Fourth-Grade Fiend?

The monkey demon once again felt death approaching!

At this moment, it wished it could grow more legs so it could escape from the monk couple as quickly as possible.

However... the plot took it by surprise once again.

When the warm-hearted cultivator rushed over, he didn't grab it and kill it like the [Dragon Fist King] had done before.

This kind-hearted cultivator simply picked up the female cultivator [Murong Hua's ] 'corpse' and burst into tears, crying loudly, "Hua'er... Hua'er... wake up, please wake up!"

The man wept uncontrollably, and the scene became incredibly desolate.

The monkey demon has once again escaped death!

This time it finally breathed a sigh of relief, quickly retreating and fleeing from the male and female cultivators.

As it fled, it turned its head and glanced at the male cultivator out of the corner of its eye, to prevent him from suddenly attacking and killing it.

That one glance became the last glance the monkey demon ever saw in the world.

The gentle-looking cultivator pulled out a small, round pot and said softly, "Hua'er~ I'm coming to keep you company."

Then, he slapped the small pot hard, and powerful true energy flowed into it continuously.

Soon, the body of the small pot became extremely hot!

Boom~~

An explosion was heard.

This small pot wasn't a bomb or anything like that. After it exploded, a cloud of purple smoke billowed out and spread in all directions.

The speed at which the smoke erupted was simply phenomenal, twice as fast as Third-Grade monkey demon running at full speed.

In an instant, the monkey demon was caught up by the smoke.

The moment its body came into contact with the purple smoke, it felt a wave of weakness wash over it, as if it had been cheated. Its strength, its internal energy, and the filthy aura of the Nine Netherworld all rapidly drained away.

Immediately afterwards, even life force began to drain away... It felt as if everything inside the body had been hollowed out.

The monkey demon felt a sudden darkness before his eyes and collapsed to the ground, dying instantly.

Not only it, but a large group of demons nearby also inexplicably collapsed and died after coming into contact with the purple smoke.

The purple smoke arrived quickly and dissipated just as fast.

After the Ziyan dissipated, the ground was covered with the corpses of demons, as well as the 'corpses' of the Medicine Master and Jiang Ziyan, who were embracing each other.

The members of Jacob's Film Crew were full of praise when they saw the scene before them.

"This scene evokes an incredibly poignant and beautiful feeling. That's the power of love."

"At this moment, a poignant love song should be added for the dubbing; it would definitely bring tears to your eyes!"

"I was truly moved when her husband, Feng Chuanzi, embraced her senior sister, Murong Hua. Before, I felt uncomfortable that she hadn't married the protagonist, Ling Ye. But seeing this scene, I realized that she had married a man who truly loved her, and I silently wished her Feng Chuanzi well."

"We'll edit this scene carefully to present it perfectly. I have a feeling that when this part of the movie comes out, it will bring tears to the eyes of countless moviegoers."

The Medicine Master, feigning death, Secret Voice Transmission to the nearby Northern River's Loose Cultivator, saying, "Brother Northern River, did you see that? This is true power!"

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "..."

The Medicine Master then used the ' Group Secret Voice Transmission to say, "When making movies, it's not just about making realistic props to get more screen time! Besides realistic props, what's more important in making movies is the 'expression of genuine emotions.' Only scenes infused with genuine emotion can move people's hearts and have a more vivid visual impact!"

True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey interjected, "Northern River Beihe, the Medicine Master's display of affection is simply unbearable!"

So, Northern River's Loose Cultivator also used 'Group Secret Voice Transmission' to say, "Doudou! Showing off your affection will only lead to your demise!"

Medicine Master: "..." When did he ever show off his relationship?

Jiang Ziyan Secret Voice Transmission: "Hehehehe~"

True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord: "It's a pity that none of my wives are here. Otherwise, if I had appeared with them, we could definitely have captured a more 'genuine' scene."

Yu Jiaojiao, watching from a distance, couldn't help but interject, "When the time comes, all the stepmothers will start stealing the show. How will you, Dad, express your true feelings?"

True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord: [-_-!]

Bright Moon, When Will You Be True Lord Again?: "Wait a minute! True emotion alone will result in more visually appealing shots? Will it get you more screen time? Fellow Daoist Medicine Master, are you serious?!"

Medicine Master: "..."

True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey: "..."

Jiang Ziyan: "..."

Yu Jiaojiao: "..."

Bright Moon, When Will You Be Again?: "Hey, why are you all suddenly so quiet? I'm asking you guys, how am I supposed to show genuine emotion as the Magic City [Evil General Bright Moon]? I don't need much, just give me a shot of at least ten seconds. Two seconds is too short!"

A shot of more than ten seconds was enough to satisfy Lay Buddhist Most Transcendent —what a heartbreaking wish indeed.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator couldn't bear to reply, so he began to play dead. "Ahem, I'm dead now. I won't say anything."

Medicine Master: "To die together, to die together."

True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey: "I almost forgot, I'm dead too."

Bright Moon, When Will You Be? "..."

Bright Moon, When Will You Be? "You scum, believe me or not, I'll whip your corpse!"

True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord hurriedly said, "Lay Buddhist Drunken Heaven, don't be anxious. Jiaojiao, quickly go and tell Director Jacob to give Lay Buddhist Drunken Heaven a long shot of more than ten seconds. We must fulfill this wish, Fellow Daoist Drunken Heavenly Dao!"

What reason is there not to fulfill such a heartbreaking wish?

Yu Jiaojiao: "Okay, Daddy, leave it to me."

Then, Yu Jiaojiao transformed into her mother's appearance and ran to Director Jacob's place.

Bright Moon, When Will You Be exclaimed excitedly, "Flood Dragon Overlord Jiaoba... thank you so much!"

True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord: "No need to thank me, it's just a matter of a word. Drunken Hermit, you don't need to be so polite."

When will the Bright Moon, When Will You Be look up at the sky again? -- Considering that True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord had his daughter plead for him and add drama to the story, he will not pursue the matter of him mispronouncing his Daoist name twice.

Sigh, if every fellow Daoist in the group could remember his Daoist name like Northern River's Loose Cultivator, how wonderful that would be!

Never mind, I won't think about it anymore.

The most urgent task is to 'show your true feelings' and make your presence felt as much as possible in the upcoming ten seconds of screen time!

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Then, very soon, it was time for Fellow Daoist 'Bright Moon, When Will You Be' to make his appearance!

Although the demons suffered heavy losses, they have a steady stream of reinforcements. The cultivators from the [Skycloud Sect] responsible for covering the rear are now almost all 'dead'.

The only one still standing is the leader of the Skycloud Sect —played by True Lord Dustfall as [Daoist Inaction].

True Lord Dustfall said softly, "Daoist Inaction, this name surprisingly suits me well."

True Lord Dustfall and the 'Venerable Seven Cultivations' have a very good relationship—because True Lord Dustfall is a descendant of the 'Five Cultivations'.

Five Cultivations was an elder who successfully survived the Heavenly Tribulation and passed on the Dao Artifact 'Nine-Rebirth Phoenix Saber' to 'Six Cultivations Girl'. His current cultivation level is beyond even the comprehension of Venerable Seven Cultivations.

"However, the play belonging to the 'Daoist Inaction' must eventually come to an end." True Lord Dustfall said softly. He slowly drew his sword, and alone with his sword, he stood in front of all the Nine Nether Demons.

"I cannot let you pass through here so easily," the True Lord said in a deep voice. His voice was not loud, but when it reached the ears of all the demons, it was like a thunderclap.

All the Nine Nether Demons involuntarily took a step back.

Now, it's finally time for Fellow Daoist Bright Moon, When Will You Be to make his appearance!

"Don't be afraid of him, this old scoundrel is nearing the end of his life and is already at his limit!" The Magic City [Evil General Bright Moon] stepped forward and shouted loudly.

The Nine Nether Demons: "..."

Are you blind?! Which eye are you using to see? This Old Daoist in front of me is clearly at the peak of his life force.

If you convert that to lifespan, as long as you're not killed, living for thousands of years would be a piece of cake, right? And this is considered nearing the end of your lifespan?

Is your family's lifespan measured in "hundreds of millions of years"?

At this moment, the Magic City [Evil General Bright Moon] brandished his greatsword. "Men, don't worry, leave this Old Daoist to me! You all charge over and hunt down those fleeing Skycloud Sect disciples!"

As he spoke, the Magic City [Evil General Bright Moon], carrying a giant sword, strode towards [Daoist Inaction].

An earth-shattering battle against a BOSS has begun!

From the moment Fellow Daoist 'Bright Moon, When Will You Be Bright' appeared to his courageous act of confronting True Lord Dustfall head-on, the entire scene lasted a full Sixteen seconds!

Bright Moon, When Will You Be shine upon my fellow Daoist? I am content!

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